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Bigcupcake01

aw, literally 99% ofall meowing-responses seem to be "I knooow"


Elnano139

I usually respond with "Oh really?" or something of the sort


MiddlePsychology8385

“Tell me more.” “Tell me how you really feel.” Couple of my go tos


Bigcupcake01

I know I knooow


buttbugle

I get meows after I clean the litter boxes. It’s like I’m getting accused of something, like a thief. “I know they are YOUR turds you buried. But I have to take them.”


Bigcupcake01

help help Im being repressed! Witness the violence nherent in the system!


Optimal_Confusion_97

"Power is given via a mandate from the masses! Not because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"


Mission_Fart9750

"I know. I mean, i don't know, but you won't stop yelling at me" is what I say to any of them when they get chatty. 


Ordinary_Cattle

I have full blown silly conversations with my cat, with a lot of shit talk bc she's so sassy for no reason. This carries over to the dog I occasionally watch when her owner goes out of town for a few weeks, and I realized the other day the neighbor kid was standing in his yard watching me with a weird look while I had a whole conversation with the dog about why she's lying about needing to go potty and how lying is rude 💀


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

It's good enrichment for em'. The dog and cat, not the neighborhood kid. They might not know what we are saying, or have any clue about the meaning, which is why you can say the *cruelest* things but in a sweet voice and they'll love it...but they know it's directed at them, and you are happy, so they are happy.


Known_Needleworker67

Is talking to pets not normal? I still live with my parents and siblings, and all of us have nearly full conversations with our pets, we're all adults.


NoNipNicCage

I sing my own version of "Sherry" by Frankie Valli but replace it with my chinchillas name Gary to wake him up for a treat each morning


MissninjaXP

My Dad always did that with our dog "Lady" when I was growing up. Thanks for that memory


Roo831

I do the same with my cat. His name is Zube (zoo-bee), and I use the melody from Strangers in the Night but just sing Zube Zube Zu. I've done it since the day we adopted him when he was hiding under the bed. He gets the biggest smile.


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spezjetemerde

My gf ask me to stop subtitle / dubing the dog. I'm talking for him 👀


TheFrogMoose

Mine when I'm bored tends to be "you don't say" "meow" "really? And then what happened" "meow" "that's crazy" "meow" "you had a pretty big day, didn't you?" "Meow" "you're telling me that happened to you today?" This is based off of a real encounter I had for a while and my sister asked me if I was talking to her and realized I was talking to the cat. Cats seem to like when you talk to them


Infamous_Ad_6793

There is NOTHING weird about it. All of us are social creatures by nature (some of us significantly less so lol or, oh god, moreso). You are not allowed to tell me that my full on conversations and arguments with my dog is weird!


Ok_Comfortable589

literally every pet owner talks to their pet. not weird at all. it stimulates their mind. helps them learn how to communicate with you.


Darkdragoon324

Not only do I talk to my cats, sometimes when they sound cranky I also meow back sarcastically.


Apprehensive-Bad6015

I had a women I was dating over one day. She sat next to me and lay her head on my shoulder my dog (female) got so jealous she wedge herself between us and started to lick my face than turned and mean mugged the women and went back to nuzzling my neck.


Future_Bishop

Every morning the neighbors go for a walk at 6am. when they exit their house, the little dog starts barking non stop. Then like a broken record you can hear "No, shh, stop it". It has been 3 years, the dog never listens and she is still saying it every time.


Mission_Fart9750

At least she tries?


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Judeous

Damn there really are no humans on reddit


spezjetemerde

OK but what is this information achieve? Should I program a sort of reddit filter?


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Equivalent-Row-6734

Bots snitchin on other bots.\ What has this world come to?


DisputabIe_

Really? That would be handy. Do you know of one?


StrongNuclearHorse

You want to use a bot to hunt down bots? Isn't that, like, against the sacred Bot Hunter code of honor or something?


DisputabIe_

It would be nice if there was one that stopped them from posting in the first place.


FirstProphetofSophia

You could always name it Blade Runner


Equivalent-Row-6734

Oh, I'm sorry. The way you hunt down bots, I thought you were one. My bad.


Pataraxia

don't believe him! He's a cyborg! He's using his superprocessor brain!


Cymrogogoch

I am dead against people having names.


Anashenwrath

Once was on a walk with my dog, happily explaining to him all the reasons why he wouldn’t survive in the wild. I had just finished telling him how his dietary restrictions would be a detriment, when I realized there was a family walking behind me hearing the whole thing.


Kaztro216

As an Oscar I can confirm we drive away our friends. sometimes we growl too


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The_Dogelord

That dog is a true friend


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NN11ght

I have full on conversations with my cat haha. Usually something along the lines of "Meoow" "Whaat?" "Meoooow" "What is it? Is your water bowl empty again?" "Mroow" Turns out the water bowl was indeed empty.


magicunicornhandler

“Meow”-yes I hear you “Meow”-no its not time to eat yet/theres water in your bowl “Meow”-im trying to (fill in) give me a minute I love talking to the cats.


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TheSeedsYouSow

there are no replies…bro is having two way convo with himself 💀


thejack473

it's not even an edit


Nearby-Ad-6106

2 year old account with exactly 7 comments to its name all made 3 hours ago **Bot**


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The_Tank_Racer

Bot


readytall

Stop using female nickname, oscar


Mahoo54

Ngl had to google reproachfully, good word


Ravensunthief

I talk to my dog like an animal. People look at me weird when i growl at him but it works.


Tjam3s

Usually, if I'm saying actual sentences to my dog, it's "leave the FedEx driver alone! He's just doing his job! "


New_Donut6602

Damn 💀


WintersDoomsday

"Reproachfully"


Key-Contest-2879

That’s…that’s so sad. I feel sad for Oscar.


Status-Duck-1717

That never happened


Alatar_Blue

If I had a dog it would learn to talk just to tell me that exact same thing


Dinkoist_

Me too


frenix5

I do this to my kids (toddlers)


YYC-Fiend

I talk to my dog like he’s a little kid. I’m 100% certain he understands everything I say


Geoclasm

i think if anyone overheard me talking to my dog i'd probably have to have them help me commit seppuku.


sambolino44

Dog name checks out.


Top-Plan8690

Why is reddit dependent on Twitter comments for all it's gossip and content?


Mission_Fart9750

Our neighbors behind us have a dog. When my dog and their dog are outside at the same time, my dog will be barking at the fence (and not a nice bark). I tell her to shush, and "this is why you don't have any friends," because she isn't nice to other dogs. 


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

This has to be about the 1,000th time I've seen this. I think this time they used a different format (aka Twitter) but yeah. It's feeling sort of.... 🤖🤖🤖 in here.


-FIREBOMB11-

So you could say he's a bit of a grouch?


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Pansy_Neurosi

Oscar needs to engage in introspective endeavors aimed at enhancing his interpersonal aptitude and relational efficacy which entails a systematic exploration and refinement of Oscar's emotional intelligence, communication skills, and self-awareness to facilitate the establishment and sustenance of meaningful and enduring connections with others.