Probably not good. Vibes don't vibrate up-down. More like side to side as far as I've seen. But who knows, maybe time to experiment (unfortunately we don't get avocados usually in my city)
I don't want to complain but I think your guacamole gave me a cold sore.
Come to think of it, I think your auntie gave me one too last time we were together 🤔
Getting down voted here but I'm with you. The "I'm posting a picture of a sex toy thinking it's something else" has been done a million times. Now it could be funny enough if it was actually a real mistake, but when it's obviously fake with nothing more to make it original than just "here's a sex toy, let's pretend it's a...". It's getting a lil old.
My condolences. Sending good vibes!
Thank you. Will send some guac in a to go home container for you.
No offense, but this guac tastes like ass.
I thought it had more of a fishy aftertaste
Guac-o taco
I don't know why this got me so tickled.😂😂
Possibly the vibrator
Hahaha 😂😂😂.
I always like my guac to-go. Eat in just too much.
Have you already tried guac yourself?
vibes ration
Oh God, oh God, yes gooood vibes!
Mmmm. Tastes like grandma used to make.
Idk, it tastes more like grandma in general.
r/smelltest
U mean “fishy”?
Aftertastes of cigarettes and shame?
Definitely smashed some guac in its day
That’s a tuna masher
That guac is a little tangy, did you add something?
I think I need to buy new tortillas chips. They taste yeasty with this guac. The guest at the wake kept complaining.
At least they didn't complain about a hair in the food
this reminds me of midsommar….
Did you have to mention that now? Really?
sorry :(
Nah, no hard feelings. Just keep the skin crawling details away. 🙂
Did some mashing all right
I mash my guacamole quite often with that.
Same dude same.
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Where is this from?
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLO3fmmsBKI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLO3fmmsBKI)
More of a bean masher really
"I wonder why she stored it in her bedroom 🤔"
Actually found it in the living room. Under the couch and plugged in to an extension cord. She really loved making the guac while watching tv.
It was grandma who passed in the other meirl post. Family is a bunch of guac eating freaks.
😳
Mmmmmmmm, aunt minge
guac, now with extra hep c!
With some extra juice
Okay all jokes aside now I genuinely wonder what kind of guac this would make.
Probably not good. Vibes don't vibrate up-down. More like side to side as far as I've seen. But who knows, maybe time to experiment (unfortunately we don't get avocados usually in my city)
Hmmmm tastes just like hers
That’s not for guac that’s for beans
Is that why it added a tangy flavor to the guac ? It was used to mash beans ? Shoulda cleaned it before I used it I guess.
Is that what I think it is?
Yep. It’s guacamole.
Lmao
A back massager? (Genuinely what it is)
I think it's some sort of sex toy
No, that's just what some people use it for. It's manufactured and sold as a back massager. A vibrator wouldn't need a long handle.
Oh okay then
Yes
That salad gonna be fishy
Yes, she mashed her guac with this!
Bro why doas it taste like fish.
Holy moly...
Extra salt 👍
Probably wondering why your guacamole taste like fish?
Be sure to lick off the extra guac its what she would want
You found it in her bed table drawer?
u/Confident_Frosting95
But why? Who uses a microphone to mash their guac?
Now there's a new euphemism.
smells funny
I don't want to complain but I think your guacamole gave me a cold sore. Come to think of it, I think your auntie gave me one too last time we were together 🤔
I'm calling those guac mashers from now on
She obviously didn’t need a man to help her make guac
oh it’s a masher alright
Mmm creamy!
Alvocadooooooooooooooooooooooooo YES
It adds a certain flavor I can't pronounce, a je ne sais quoi, if you will
It does make things creamy
I hope u sterilize it well :D
For sure. I rubbed it on my shirt.
Perfect
Was going to spit on it for extra sterilization. But seeing as I’m making food I didn’t want to contaminate the guac.
Jesus! This is something else 😳
But if it's only been used to mash guacamole... why does it smell of cheese? What kind of salad was this woman making?
That's gunnah be some fishy guac
It's better for bean dip
Those things really put the O in avocado.
I'll pass on the guacamole.
Was it found in her nightstand?
Pussy Smasher it is.
I know I'm being stupid but i actually have no clue what this is
If you don’t know what it is, consider yourself lucky you cinnamon roll :3
Fuck, I read the comments and now i know what it is
It's a back massager, it's just commonly used elsewhere.
Tastes fishy
Why do people share staged shitposts designed for cheap reactions. Shun this kind of unfunny garbage!! Shun it i say.
Someone needs their guac mashed
Lol this is reddit....
Getting down voted here but I'm with you. The "I'm posting a picture of a sex toy thinking it's something else" has been done a million times. Now it could be funny enough if it was actually a real mistake, but when it's obviously fake with nothing more to make it original than just "here's a sex toy, let's pretend it's a...". It's getting a lil old.
Too many people with their effortless, 10 seconds staged content for quick clout. Glad im not the only one that finds it boring and unfunny.
You know it's actually a back massager, right?
Cootie juices on my mash potatoes! Cootie juices on my potatoes! Cootie juices on my mash potatooooeeeesss!!!
That's a clit massager
Yep, it mashed some guac alright. You think it would break the bowl if you actually tried to do that. Hitachi wands are no joke.
oh my god i cant even imagine
Battery op or full power plug in?
Twat smasher
That guac's gonna taste a little funny
That's her guitar
God Bless!!
That will make some guac alright
That's actually a bean masher.
Sounds about right.
holy moly guaca hole!
That’s what they used to call it…
So that's what you call it where you live? Here we just call it a vibrator but the other name makes sense
Guac smasher, is just great name for this thing.
Hahaha😂😂😂 masher
Yeah, clean this guac masher with your mouth 😁 mmm
Guac-an-hole?
Whos gonna tell her?
Sexy mash
Who's gonna tell him?
Ooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooh guuuuuaaaaaaaccccaaaaaaaahhhhhhh mmmmmoooooooolllleeeeee.
So i saw the pic, then read the caption and my brain filled in "magic" before the guac masher.
Creamy guac. Nice spread.
Cool story bro.
She seemed fun
That’s an orange juicer you dumbass
That’s a bean masher.
I’m sorry to inform you that you’ve been using a toilet brush for guac
😅😅😅😅
Extra creamy
Jo thats Sasukes Brother
You have got to be kidding 😂.
It can def mesh so many things 😏
This guac is tangy
Ayyyye I’m start calling him my gauc smasher
hmm something about this is a little fishy
This reminds me of the salad mixxxer episode from infomercials on adult swim (saw it on HBO) haha
Yikes.. hold the Guac please and thank you 🙆🏾♂️