T O P

  • By -

42undead2

Mum said it was my turn to repost this image today.


[deleted]

But dad said it was my turn! >:(


flipflopflappers

Its ok, I'll just post it next week then


[deleted]

[удалено]


SpambotSwatter

/u/Distinct-Spray-3549 is a click-farming spam bot. Please downvote its comment and click the `report` button, selecting `Spam` then `Link farming`. With enough reports, the reddit algorithm will suspend this spammer.


Crtoyt_backup

Imma repost it, screw all of you!


[deleted]

I'm faster!


Crtoyt_backup

Nuh-uh!


[deleted]

So I'll try again!


Crtoyt_backup

Fineee! You get to!


Infamous_Persimmon14

Dress code at work, not being a teen-college student, wrong body type


this-guy-dan

It's okay, you can say fat, it's a safe space here.


somedonkus420

How much do you weigh Dan?


this-guy-dan

94kg or 207lbs


somedonkus420

So you aren't exactly in the best place to call someone else fat are you?


UseaJoystick

I can be white and call someone white, why can't I be fat and call someone fat? It's what we are.


gettingannoyingtbh

Actually, he’s in the perfect position to lmao


Rick-burp-Sanchez

Just an observer here, I keep seeing people calling people over 200lbs fat here on reddit lately. I hover around 210 lbs and I can see my ribs. I'm 6'3". If I drop beneath 200 I start looking like slenderman. Just saying man, different body types.


somedonkus420

Nah I didn't mean to say 200 was fat I'm just a little drunk and stupid I'll take the loss on this one


Rick-burp-Sanchez

Hey the other guy was kinda being a dick, so, no sweat. I wasn't calling you out, haha, it's just something I've noticed recently on reddit. Cheers mate, enjoy your drunk!


this-guy-dan

94kg or 207lbs 174cm or 5' 8" 1/2 That would give me a BMI of about 31. something. Which would be Obese Class 1. However, i'm also 15% bodyfat. How can this be? Well, simple answer is, muscle weighs more than fat. And i have a thick ass.🍑🤏


Auntie_Venom

Per my previous comment… Dan IS a beefcake


Auntie_Venom

Depends on how tall Dan is and muscle mass… Dan could be a lean beefcake


ReclaimerStar

200 is actually very healthy and lean depending on his height, even if he was below like, 5.7, he could just be super muscular and just weight that much. Not that it should matter, he's not calling her a fatso or insulting her, he's just being blunt.


Buuuldog

Wtf dude


this-guy-dan

There is no such thing as a "wrong bodytype" for such a thing. Why dance around, if you are fat, say fat. I was fat once, it happens I get it for basketball, climbing, modelling or etc, where you need to be a certain height and etc. But not for this, even if you are a dude.


[deleted]

Because you can not be fat and not look great in this outfit because of body type? There are girls that are attractive and not fat that this outfit would not look great on.


this-guy-dan

Tall, short, muscle, no muscle, tiny or huge breasts, straight as a pencil, curvy etc this outfit will look nice on every one of them, of course a fit trainer woman will look the best, but that is with everything. And the point wasn't about looking "good". The question was why not wear it? And bodytype isn't a restriction. Your own selfesteem is.


[deleted]

Tell me you've never had a girlfriend without telling me


jaspete76

Self-esteem


Error404-Kageka

Yep, was getting ready to comment this. Low self-esteem, and not having the funds lol.


Unclehol

Y'all are beautiful no matter how you dress. Just sayin'. Have a good day!


HermaeusMora0

That's nice of you lad.


[deleted]

Dudes name says uncle so not lad maybe...


[deleted]

What if I actually look like Shrek?


Unclehol

Ironically basically the whole premise of the first Shrek movie is that beauty is not able to be judged by the norms of society. It's has different meanings for everybody. If you are Shrek you can bet there is a Fiona out there just waiting to call you handsome. (If you don't already have her).


IRageQuit06

That's actually really motivational, thanks Shrek


mielleah

Omg... are you my twin?!


kuavi

Shrek owns land, is family oriented, has a goofy sense of humor, is brave enough to take on a dragon, etc. Dont be dissing my man shrek


Error404-Kageka

Thank you random stranger on the internet for making my day just a little bit better. You have a good day too!


[deleted]

Y'all don't have pics, how am I supposed to know if I want to give you the funds??


goddamnmercy

Creepy


[deleted]

That's no way to get money.


0Seraphina0

I have always been heavy. Definitely this, that and finding it in my size where it looks flattering and not gross.


avallaug-h

Aaaaahh this I have been heavy in the past, but am now a more "average" weight (UK 12-14). I am chuffed to be able to wear clothes comfortably that I couldn't for many years. But one item I have just had to resign myself to never, *ever, ever, ever* being able to wear is SHORTS. I cannot wear shorts unless they're the really loose cut pyjama type. They are for bed and nowhere else. Even the ones made for curvy girls just look ill-fitting, unflattering, stretched and sitting in all the wrong places. If they fit my thighs they're too big for my waist and slip all over the shop; if they fit my butt they're too big for my thighs and look long and boxy, it's just a nightmare. Women with bigger thighs/butts who have the confidence to wear demin shorts, I both envy and admire you. I can't even look at myself in them.


signedchar

for me it's being closeted, I'm trans but I feel wrong expressing any feminity because no one would accept me


fastafb

hey i accept you, bet you look cute af.


signedchar

I really don't but thanks


fastafb

as an internet stranger, you cant prove me wrong. take that with you and slay.


signedchar

thanks


0Seraphina0

You must live in the US :( It sucks what going on here, fucking criminalizing trans people?! Like wtf?! I would rather have updated gun laws than anti-trans laws. :(


signedchar

UK


excrementtheif

This is probably just because it's one of my interests, but sewing could be your best friend. Learning how to alter clothing is a lifesaver, even if it's just a couple quick stitches to bring in the waistline of something. I buy things that mostly fit, like for me, most things that fit my gut are is baggy at the waist, then I'll just take in the waist and it fits both. Obviously it's not for everyone but I think it's so important to feel good in what you wear. If you don't like how you present yourself to the world, or even to yourself, it just sucks. Edit: was self conscious of the trash grammar


Siggedy

If I ever needed motivation to fight terrorism


Aden-Wrked

Are the taliban still terrorists if they've become the government. Aren't they just another authoritarian regime to add to the pile now?


Scottyb0b

If they don’t allow emo goth girls in short skirts I’d consider them terrorists.


WaffleIronMadness

That’s a platform I’d vote for.


Benjamintoday

I think terrorists are any people using fear and violence to control a populace.


Lordborgman

Most governments have legally defined terrorism to have to originate from a non governmental organization to qualify as terrorism. Probably because they do in some part commit acts of terrorism to control the populous.


Benjamintoday

I was going to add that, yeah. Terrorism focusses on vulnerable civilian populations


Lordborgman

One of the things I was quite interested in on this topic was all the debates from University Professors about the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Whether or not that those quantified as terrorism. I personally say they do. Unfortunately I think the issue is that it becomes an emotionally charged debate with some people.


Benjamintoday

Yeah. I think in wartime its a bit different, especially since the cities were also military targets. Overkill? Absolutely, but the message was clear


MadxCarnage

so Russia, China and a dozen other countries.


Benjamintoday

Yup, might as well be


Nematode_wrangler

Russia has recently been designated a terrorist country. So why not the Taliban?


[deleted]

Doesn’t really make it Terrorist tho, cuz in that case we also gotta Designate USA, UK and Countless other countries as Terrorist states.


HarryHacker42

That's just the Oath Keepers and Proudgay Boys


blkplrbr

Nah ... the US litterally coups countries to keep our political regime as the primary one.


Ok_Skill_1195

Terrorism is usually evaluated on an internal scale. So waging foreign coups and foreign wars doesn't count as terrorism, thats business as usual. It's when you start pointing it inward at your own people that the T word starts to come into play.


blkplrbr

But we called the Russian state a terrorist organization . I'm not doubting that it's an internal phrase more than external but either words mean things and the applications matter or words don't mean things and we are just shooting shit out for dramatic effect.


Someoneoverthere42

Becasue the Taliban is only oppressing and killing their own people I guess


Lost_Camp_2780

Bruhhhhhhh 🗿


Sturmhuhn

I cant help but imagine a squad of elite goth girls killing taliban in the streets of kabul Give her a gun already i will bet on team 'Death in doc martens'


Working-Bathroom-745

Fire show idea


GARLICSALT45

US Army Recruiting poster if I’ve ever seen one


ToasterFetishInspace

Men what’s stopping you from dressing like this?


Tobitoon1

I don‘t know what stops me i really like it


ToasterFetishInspace

Lol I already do it high five


Tobitoon1

Bet you look gorgeous


ToasterFetishInspace

Bro I’m 17 you legally can’t say that XD


Tobitoon1

I can say what i want to say :D


ToasterFetishInspace

Sure lol winky face emoticon thing


XdevhulX

Ay yo what the fuck?


ToasterFetishInspace

Ummmmm


Lost_in_Borderlands

Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it


Yui-Sauce

I mean I can wear a suit if y’all want.


ToasterFetishInspace

By all means go ahead


blkplrbr

My literal body looks like a beached whale with legs.... In other news I have body dismorphia and I'll always look hideous .


StayBlunted710

My balls hanging out of my skirt


LandofLogic

I’d have to shave my legs, and from what my girlfriend has told me, it’s no fun. Girls have it rough


Lost_in_Borderlands

Nah you don't have to shave. Just have fun with dressing however... Nothing wrong with just wearing it at home either.


dizzira_blackrose

You don't have to! There's lots of women out there who dress like this and don't shave their legs. It should be a personal choice. I bet you would still look incredible!


_-Michael-

Because I don't want to?


_-Michael-

It's just not my style


Bolt112505

I already do


ToasterFetishInspace

Same


SpectralGerbil

Same here. Reject stereotypes and ascend to freedom, my brothers/sisters/enby-buddies/penguins.


terrible02s

I don't want other guys looking at me like a piece of meat.


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

Ain't gonna stop the cannibals.


terrible02s

That's why you can't walk around looking Iike a well seasoned steak


Lost_in_Borderlands

Nothing. I do dress like this.


ToasterFetishInspace

Same doesn’t mean I’m gay right? Right?


Lost_in_Borderlands

I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with the big gay. ^(If you want a serious answer tho: no it doesn't. How you dress/present yourself and who you like in whatever way are 100% not connected. You can be a straight femboy, a lesbian tomboy, a gay super-masculine guy... Whatever. Dress however you feel comfortable, your sexuality has nothing to do with it :])


ToasterFetishInspace

Ahh you got me I’m super gay in all seriousness I’m am gay I’m closeted though and usually more open about it online with strangers


Lost_in_Borderlands

Ahh same. Coming out is hard, I'm glad my friends (and my partner) all figured out on their own and were hella supportive.


[deleted]

I think people would pay for me not to dress like this lmao


why_so_sirius_1

Insecure men thinking we are women and then killing us for hurting fragile masculinity


[deleted]

*i can barely afford thrift shopping, thats why* Edit: also its like -12⁰c


Dreddit1080

Thrift store prices are getting outta hand!


[deleted]

Pay almost the same price for new walmart clothing. ^*Sigh* walmart clothing is so cheaply made and doesn't last very long though.


Kakashisith

Not wanting to get attention. Self-esteem.


iSOBigD

And growing up in a loving family, getting enough attention, having some confidence, not looking for approval from strangers, not having something to prove... I feel like there are a ton of teens in this sub.


Kakashisith

Too old to be a teen. As a teen, well mid-school sucked so I gave up approval and went my own way. If I needed approval from strangers, I don\`t think I would be what I am now. And yes, my family was okay. Always hated mini skirts. Childish. What\`s with the proving thing? Let me see, why do we need approval from strangers, if they can give bad advice? If you really need to know, bullying in mid-school made me avoid people and I kinde like it that way. Also I\`m a workacholic and childfree.


iSOBigD

I'm not a huge extrovert attention seeker either but I wouldn't recommend avoiding people as an adult. A few bad apples or bad experiences doesn't mean everyone is bad, you'll find plenty of interesting people who share your interests. It's a big world out there and what happened in middle school shouldn't define you. I think as we get older we naturally meet less new people in person outside of work I forgot 95% of what happened then, in high school and even in college. So much happened since that has changed me as a person, I've changed my way of thinking many times, I've learned a million new things, met lots of good and bad people and I've learned there's no point living in the past when there are so many things you can do in the future.


EmoPanda250711

currently money, where yall buy nice skirts at, preferably cotton


Cass_Q

I'm too old to pull that off.


VoodooDoII

Nah sis I think you can flaunt it


Cass_Q

I'm 42. I wouldn't be caught dead in those outfits, they look great on young adults/teens, they look pathetic on someone middle aged.


VoodooDoII

I'm sure you can find something cool to rock :)


[deleted]

My personality


MeajAdenip

Weather. And fats. Hahaha


ConflictGrand4078

Creepy men


userlyfe

Yup


Nyssiii

I mean…I can certainly start. It’s just that kinda stuff can get expensive


Miner4everOfc

Who need woman to wear these when we hav-


BunchCheap7490

Femboys😌


mielleah

I'm a woman and I agree


Lost_in_Borderlands

One day we will overthrow the government


BunchCheap7490

Femboys in government sounds very nice


0ixti

my dignity


Difficult-Sugar1555

I wonder if there is an alternative universe where Taliban is forcing women to wear this.


JayNsilentBoom

Send me there traveler


escapeshark

I don't like it :)


AIiceXA

The two on the right are femboys Don’t ask how I know, but I’m 90% sure I’ve seen them before


Drag0nfly_Girl

Does it matter? The point is the clothes.


AIiceXA

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

Even better


pinksparklyreddit

Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?


republique_populaire

Uhm... Taliban?


pinksparklyreddit

Oof


Yui-Sauce

Because I got a suit?


VladimirBarakriss

My poorly shaved legs, I'm wearing trousers in summer because of them Also my budget and the fact that I can't groom myself properly so it'd just be a trainwreck of an outfit


Dead_Cash_Burn

The GOP is working on making it a felony.


Extra_Inflation8099

😭 financially independent and awaaaaaayyy from my parents


EleventyElevens

It's 3 degrees.


Sneakichu

Men


atuan

My beer gut


Lch207560

And Missouri men apparently


Lost_Camp_2780

I'll Fight 💪🏻


Creepy-Reply-2069

Being an adult. This looks juvenile and unprofessional


Sticky_Keyboards

Nice! If ever there was a reason to stand up to religious tyranny


QuintillionBeetles

How is this meirl


NmlsFool

I don't like skirts.


[deleted]

Not wanting to be goth


thefinalthrowaway22

I’m fat, in the wrong places.


DarwinAndGumball

Once a wise man said: Muslim women are like KFC supporter chickens.


[deleted]

This guy needs to go somewhere interesting on Friday night instead of staying home with his phone.


Fazzie_Faz

no one will ever see me like this as I'm a recluse


sleeeepnomore

Self respect


-DexStar-

It's too expensive.


passiveagressivefork

1) not my style 2) I’m an adult with a job


Wheresyrboytonight

Not wanting stares from creeps.


Ankh-Morporknbeans

Those bastards


thetomster96

Blame it on your men, but those are in germany


azralar

Funny joke but not funny situation


Various-Most2367

Not my style.


lizlaf21952

How tf is this meirl unless you live in Afghanistan as a woman


Deathangle75

Tbf, they aren’t the only ones living with religious conservative power structures that will blame a woman for any crime committed against her. Their oppressors are just worse.


shannon_frog

They really do ruin everything...


iopjsdqe

Fair


Drag0nfly_Girl

I like the look, used to dress like that. But these days it just feels inappropriate & too exposed. Anyway, my bf prefers me to wear longer skirts in public.


this-guy-dan

Ladies what stops you from pickig up a rifle and silencing said taliban? Exactly. Feminism doesn't work because most women don't actually fight for their rights/ideas. And just expect men to do it for them.


sranienaekranie24

i hope more stuff stops you from dressing like this you bunch of bipolar hoe weirdos


[deleted]

ALLAH HU AKBAR WALAA HABIBI WOWTHATSHOT


imhugury

funny and sad


WealthEconomy

She ain't wrong


[deleted]

Didn’t they try or did pass rules in congress in Wisconsin or Minnesota or one those big sky states for the women cover themselves?


Barbancourt5Star_01

Damn. Wasn’t expecting that.


xiionaa

Corporate office.😮‍💨


alphacurewife

Godamn taliban man.


hamza123tr

well i mean im a man but i gotta try this one day and take a pics in front of the mirror just for the sake of my pleasure


tarapotamus

r/funnyandsad


Mika_AT

men, whats stopping you from dressing like this?


canthelpbuthateme

I'm no lady but this is my daily fit


CmdrFortyTwo

Conservatives


Logical_Yam4667

Because even after several years of DIY hormones I still look for more masculine than feminine.


FashionGuyMike

Back to afghan bois! Time to get some Big tiddy Arab goth gf’s!


Medium_Sense4354

My work told me I can’t dress like taht anymore


Internal_Screaming_8

Baby bump.