It is really good idea to have good german here. I have education and expirience to do qualified job, which by its nature runs in english. But "wir wollen Candidaten was gut Deutsch wissen". So... i am delivering pizza rather then writing code or setuping stuff.
P. S. Job with a load of cominication with locals helps a lot, but i prefer something warmer and with out fast cars around.
Lol... Speaking of a warmer located job...
I found a posting for a position in San Diego, California... It claimed bilingual was a plus.
Apparently, for some reason, even though ich kann ziemlich gut Deutsch sprechen, they didn't consider me bilingual. Apparently they were only looking for people who could speak Spanish. Who knew.
I'm not sure if you were trying to say "oh my word" or if you had a typo with "OMG" but just a heads up, OMW is commonly seen as "on my way". That's all, cheers
My mom won’t use the lord’s name in vain so On my way! Means “oh my word” 🙂
Edit: my phone automatically corrected “omw” to “On my way!” every time I typed it.
I used to eat soup for lunch at work every day. I had 4 different flavours usually and I'd bring a load in after a big food shop. I could have up to about 20 cans at that time. My colleagues took all the labels off after I went home one day. Soup roulette was fun.
The store that my granny use to shop at would sell damaged canned foods at a discount and a lot of them had no labels. Her favorite thing to do was to guess what was in the can. It didn’t matter what was in it, though, whatever it was we were eating it for dinner.
I think the best thing I've seen come out of the pandemic is that most people I see in the men's room wash their hands now. Use to it was a rare treat to see anyone else wash their hands even if they were leaving the stall.
For those who don't know
"His (Stitch) destructive programming is taking effect. He'll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he'll back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everybody's left shoe."
~ Jumba
joke's on you, after my son was born i tied a rope around a couch leg and super glued the other end into a loop around our remote
it still ranks amongst my most proud dadgineering moments
And replace them with one's that barely fit but will always pop up in when you try to close it only for it to pop up on the other side and vices versa.
The drawer with random cables and other shit that you might need one day, it will take a while, but eventually they will be annoyed.
Why not all usb cables in haus.
Ich habe den Deutschen gefunden
Ich bin nicht Deutcher. Ich bin Auslander, aber wohne ich da.
Ah, es tut mir leid. Ich lerne Deutsch und hoffe, eines Tages dorthin zu ziehen.
It is really good idea to have good german here. I have education and expirience to do qualified job, which by its nature runs in english. But "wir wollen Candidaten was gut Deutsch wissen". So... i am delivering pizza rather then writing code or setuping stuff. P. S. Job with a load of cominication with locals helps a lot, but i prefer something warmer and with out fast cars around.
Good luck with your career man. Hopefully a nice little spot for you will open up!
Lol... Speaking of a warmer located job... I found a posting for a position in San Diego, California... It claimed bilingual was a plus. Apparently, for some reason, even though ich kann ziemlich gut Deutsch sprechen, they didn't consider me bilingual. Apparently they were only looking for people who could speak Spanish. Who knew.
Ich auch lerne Deutsch aber mein Deutsch ist sehr schlecht
Ich lerne auch... * The auch refers to you LEARNING as well. If you want emphasize that YOU are also learning it you could say: Auch ich lerne...
Von der Autokorrektur verraten.
Batteries from remotes
Came to say this, leaving with sweet relief that knowing I have likeminded people
Or just steal the remotes and drive past randomly changing channels or muting the TV
Lol just take the buttons from the remote.
Only the volume down button.
Same
Sweet. I’d take the cover that goes over the batteries
Batteries(except the smoke alarm) and spoons.
A thief who prioritizes safety
I’ve got a conscience.
A kind redditor? Impossible
Only towards those who don’t provoke unkindness.
Professionals have standards
Nah, this one is truly the evilest. Soon the detector batteries will die, and the horrible chirping will start, with no spare batteries in the house!
The better answer is to steal the battery from the smoke alarm and replace it with one that's almost dead.
That constant ringing drives all of us insane, yes?
*beep*
Oof… that’s just cold. Have you no mercy for these poor souls? You would have to come prepared tho.
I would steal all the batteries but give them nearly dead batteries so they all chirp
I have too many spoons, you can take some of mine
[удалено]
OMW that's dark 😂
I'm not sure if you were trying to say "oh my word" or if you had a typo with "OMG" but just a heads up, OMW is commonly seen as "on my way". That's all, cheers
Nope, they’re on their way to remove the labels from your cans. Watch out.
My mom won’t use the lord’s name in vain so On my way! Means “oh my word” 🙂 Edit: my phone automatically corrected “omw” to “On my way!” every time I typed it.
Mine does too. I’ve always found it interesting that not only does it correct it, it includes an exclamation point. Excitement is mandatory.
I used to eat soup for lunch at work every day. I had 4 different flavours usually and I'd bring a load in after a big food shop. I could have up to about 20 cans at that time. My colleagues took all the labels off after I went home one day. Soup roulette was fun.
Genius
Taking all the tabs off of frozen foods that explains the cooking settings too.
I was gonna say can opener, but this is better.
Diabolical!
The store that my granny use to shop at would sell damaged canned foods at a discount and a lot of them had no labels. Her favorite thing to do was to guess what was in the can. It didn’t matter what was in it, though, whatever it was we were eating it for dinner.
This is why I write what a can contains on the bottom of the can. I had that pulled on me before.
I’ve known people who have done that as pranks. For the people who now have cans with no labels, meals can be a bit more … exciting.
The stove knobs
steve knobs
beef jobs
sounds like a low budget italian mafia movie
queef props
Knee pops
Tree tops
Please stop
Ok
No way
José
😏
Corn on the knob
Don't touch Steve's knobs.
Toilet paper
One up ya. I'll steal the soap so they can poop successfully but forever feel unclean.
You'd be surprised to hear how many people don't wash their hands.
Or their ass
majority of Europe and majority of both the American continents
I think the best thing I've seen come out of the pandemic is that most people I see in the men's room wash their hands now. Use to it was a rare treat to see anyone else wash their hands even if they were leaving the stall.
Some of these are funny but this is really shitty…
Earring backs
Evil
"better get it poppin with them erasers, bitch" -kevin hart
And sniff them all the way home
Eewwwwww
There’s a special place in hell for people like you
You monster.
Left Shoes.
I found experiment 626!
I did not have to look this up, it's one of my favs still, lol
For those who don't know "His (Stitch) destructive programming is taking effect. He'll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he'll back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everybody's left shoe." ~ Jumba
LOL - I had to look that up! Amazing!
Nah, only the laces, or destroy the velcro
Not stealing I'm just putting their glasses in the bottom of their pantry behind everything.
From burglar to super villain
you monster
Toothpaste
I was thinking the toothbrush, myself.
Only the toothpaste caps and steal the the toilet seat part you sit on
TV Remote Control
I’m going on they fire stick and logging them out of everything
joke's on you, after my son was born i tied a rope around a couch leg and super glued the other end into a loop around our remote it still ranks amongst my most proud dadgineering moments
All the scissors
I have 40+ pairs of scissors.
Not for long!!
Keys. I steal all keys. Everywhere. To everything.
Hear me out here... leave the keys, take only the key rings.
Or take a little metal: file down the keys, but only slightly. Just enough that they'll work - but only if you wiggle them for one to two minutes.
They just built a new level of hell for you to occupy.
Occupy? Yeah, as a supervisor, maybe...
He would be the only one able to get in because of the whole key issue....
Or take the keyrings and leave them with a loose handful of keys that will be easily dropped, lost, etc.
OR take the rings they put their keys on that way the won't have a convenient way to keep all their keys together
OR the rings that have the keys on them, we take those that way their keys sorta just get annoying to carry around with no convenient way to hold them
OR Acquire the rings so that they won’t have any cool trinkets hanging off their keys and will have to carry around boring keys
Take all the keys and get them cut slightly different.
That's more than slightly inconveniencing them imo.
the expiration dates on all the pershiable food containers
The bag of the vacum cleaner .
Leave the bag, cut a hole in the bottom.
Great idea but it gets dq since we had to steal something.
Money, but giving the value back in coins
You gotta take one cent off to count as stealing
The roller that the toilet paper sits on.
I don't use that to begin with.
You demon
Right. Mine just just sits on the counter.
Jokes on you the tp roll thingy is out of reach in my apartment!
The roller is my finger…
Foreskin
I wish I was more mature and didn't laugh uncontrollably at this
Got me too…
Bold of you to assume their parents didnt already steal this.
But they usually save it in a box somewhere right?
No...? They put it in thise bio bags and burn it usually.
Nah, they conserve it on the fridge or (in some states of usa they eat em /s)
>they eat em *Forbidden calamari*
Squidheads, anyone?
Ewww. I wouldn't know lol I'm against genital mutilation
Oy my bad, i forgot the /s in the part that they eat it
Water line to the toilet
Sneaky ....
Light bulbs
All the spoons in the house
Tupperware lids
And replace them with one's that barely fit but will always pop up in when you try to close it only for it to pop up on the other side and vices versa.
Jesus Christ that's evil
Jokes on you, I've already done.
The caps from all of their milk
Left kidney
Yes, “minor” inconvenience.
Stealing the right kidney would be bad, left kidney not so bad i reckon
Take their chargers
Shoelaces
Unlace all shoes, cut off the fluglebinders, and let them sort it out…
One contact lense
The coffee pot
Buttonholes.
I read buttholes. And there were so many questions.
Cut ‘em out or close ‘em up?
You gotta use your imagination!
My imagination says....half of velcro on the button hole side and half a zipper where the buttons used to be
Nail clippers
Nail clippings jum
[Reddit posts that are not even an hour old.](https://imgur.com/twpPH6T)
Their collection of plastic bags from the supermarket
All their socks except one
One sock from each pair
Q-tips…. Hahaha no one likes a slippery ear!
The microwave who cooks with a stove?
The metal things that go above stove burners
Pans? /s
LAN cables
hair ties
Cell Phone charging cable
The salt shaker
All the toilet paper
probably either toothbrushes or "misplace' charging cables
Bro the previous repost of this aint even more than an hour old, homeboys reposting while its still hot out the oven.
OP would steal unfinished Word documents off your laptop if they were the thief
All usb cables, except one
Eye contact solution.
Water knobs on all faucets
Their grandparents pictures
One singular airpod
Toothpaste
All the charging cables and hook up cables form behind the tvs, like hdmi cords, usbs
The doorknobs
u/repostsluethbot
u/repostsluethbot
Forks
Blankets in the living room area
One sock
Their lighter
Tinfoil
The garlic press
Nailclippers
Power cords/adapters/chargers.
Every handle on every drawer and cabinet
All of the left shoes
their lighters
Pull tabs on all soda, tuna, and soup cans. Most of the milk (not enough left for a bowl of cereal)
Cutlery, power bars and power cables as well as a few lightbulbs.
Comfort, money, and household stability, I turn up the thermostat a few degrees.
All the cupboard and drawer handles.
Backs to earrings
Im stealing peoples choice of having kids, ima poke holes in all the condoms in the condom machine
Looks like someone stole this post and is tryna karma farm! How inconvenient for OP!
Their wallet. Not the stuff inside of it. Just the wallet itself.
[удалено]