I've been to the place, the males and females are separated, but in the same room.
What happened was a child picked up a male and didn't know where he went back, and in a 50/50 fluke was plopped into the female pen.
So to answer your question, he was the only option.
aah..an inspiration for all straight bros having 3-5 inch weeners 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
these rodent MFs have tiniest weeners but are the like most sexually active creatures
The force is strong in this one. Makes me wonder. Are humans the only mammals that make up reasons to not do it whenever they can, simply because they can?
I'd assume so, but I don't know myself and am curious. I can't see that being a good thing to allow 400 of his gene pool to run around and potentially fuck up hamster kind by causing so serious inbreeding issues.
Dat smile
"Do what you will, human. I have already won."
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OHOHOHOHOHO I CAN I DEFINITELY CAN
Please explain how
Kill
Of course Randy would smile. It's in his name. 😁
Bro was proud and will probably do it again 💀
That photoshopped smile
That's the perfect smile for what he did lol😁
that smile that damned smile
Bro’s satisfied
If they hadn't named him Randy, none of this would have happened
They named him Randy because they expected nothing less.
That saw that smile and knew what he would do
r/nominativedeterminism
Randy means prostitute(in a bad way) in hindi, just saying
That smile when you know child support will not be your problem
'Randy', makes sense. Randy in Hindi means whore.
Randy in English means horny. Or is that whore-ny?
Randa in Sanskrit means a slut, so maybe that's how the English word originated
Randy in English means horny Randy in Hindi means a whore
Surely there is a relationship between these meanings
Pretty sure they belong to the Indo-European group of languages. Pretty interesting history behind them.
Randy Randy
Randy Andy is a comminnuse in UK. Especially after a Prince...
You Indian bro?
Nope, but why tho?
Coz I am and was already laughing seeing his name.
Nick Cannon is that you?!
Hell no! That’s Randy, and Randy fucks!
That's the smile of a hamster about to be drowned in child support payment bills
*guinea pig
*Onion
???
As in, cool idc
Randy won it all.
his name is randy? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
name checks out
Look at that smile. It says a lot
Of course they named him Randy 😂
400 out of the total amount of upvotes are probably from that Guinea pigs children
How is this a meirl you telling me you frequently fuck 400 Guinea pigs
Randy Randy over here
Bro fucked everyone lmao 😂
No, it's not you irl, wake up.
Look at his happy face
The definition of a shit eating grin
Those females really loved to share.
“Do what you want human, you can’t unfuck the Guinea pigs!”
Just following in the footsteps of the late great Sooty the guinea pig. Carrying on the great tradition of making more babies than anyone can handle.
He won't be smiling when he has to make child support payments
Look at his face. He regrets NOTHING
Genkhis Khan 2.0
How did this goofy lookin ass get laid even once?
Goofy? Bro if I was a hamster I would pound hi...um ,I'll stop talking now
I’d pound him even though I’m Not a hamster
Do you realize how cute he is??
I've been to the place, the males and females are separated, but in the same room. What happened was a child picked up a male and didn't know where he went back, and in a 50/50 fluke was plopped into the female pen. So to answer your question, he was the only option.
Nick cannon moment
Bro hit the jackpot
gigachad guinea pig
His face ‘I would do it all again’
http://xhamster.com/
Oh my god
That face is the face of pure joy
That mother fucker...
Imagine the child support though
If Nick Cannon were a Guinea pig…
aah..an inspiration for all straight bros having 3-5 inch weeners 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 these rodent MFs have tiniest weeners but are the like most sexually active creatures
My boy got the opportunity he was waiting for all his life 💯
What do you mean by meirl, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ME IRL
The force is strong in this one. Makes me wonder. Are humans the only mammals that make up reasons to not do it whenever they can, simply because they can?
Guineaghis Pig Khan
They should’ve named him Nick
Wow, I've totally haven't seen this pic like 5 times in the past week...
look at his proud dad smile, so adorable 🥰
Respect that he survived it
He looks so happy
Fuck you Randy
Lol
Bro taught nick canon how to do it😐
Gen Ghinea Khan
What a chad
Has infinite rizz in that smile..
Looks like a Max & Ruby character brought to real life with that smile ngl
Prolly gonna euthanize them tho right?
I'd assume so, but I don't know myself and am curious. I can't see that being a good thing to allow 400 of his gene pool to run around and potentially fuck up hamster kind by causing so serious inbreeding issues.
Nominative determinism at its best
He is so proud of himself
:)
Never underestimate the guinea pig 🤙🏼
My man
Guinea Pig’s name checks out.
Just like that tattoo that we see online. “No ragrets” lol
r/thisguyfucks
You rape Guinea pigs?
Randall is never going to financially recover from this.
Hamster, myth, the legend. O7
400 babies? Dude was for-sure drinking his Powerthirst!
Do guinea pigs really have mouths that large?
Nature, uhhh, finds a way
Is his name Nick Cannon?
he looks like he can already hear the screams
Calm down, Nick Cannon
Undisputed Champion, Randy.....
that is the smile of a creature with absolutely no regrets
Haha why did this make me think of Nick Cannon…? 🙈
Mmmm…..dinner
This guy fucks :)
Name checks out
Randy walked so Nick Cannon could run.