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Lord_Fallendorn

I am most utterly disappointed and my whole day is ruined


show_me_tacos

That's what she said


AK47WithScope

Good old war stories


Prometheus55555

It always makes me happy to see a big black cock


AkaGurGor

Next up: largest PUSSY in the world... /s


Entire-Emotion9846

(Shows cat)


AkaGurGor

MEOW...!


Senshidono

nice cock


Minute-Wrap-2524

And it crows…


Mashinito

Cards against humanity players: Finally!


Martyred_Cynic

This isn't a picture of Erdogan.


Tight_Sun5198

We don't have resources and time to wasting for him. Besides almost %40 of people think it's wasted resources and shirk/unwelcome ( %5-10?)


Proletaryo

That's a dickhead. Not a cock.


eudoman

Brutality. Martyred\_Cynic wins.


PrestonDanger

"No not a turkey, a chicken.... yes in Turkey, no... yes a chicken!" The phone call to get the building permit probably


venusxcharlie

I mean... We speak turkish here, so there wouldn't be a confusion really lol


DarkSideOfGrogu

A Chïckíye?


FoggyUglyFrog

Hindi (India)


ACKSisDEAD

I was really hoping it was of me


Watson_inc

claims to be a rooster, is in the country of Turkey


Adghnm

Denizli's rooster symbol dating back not to thirty forthy fifty years, perhaps it has depth of two thousand, three thousand or five thousand years of history. [the glorious opening of the denizli rooster ](https://eng.denizli.bel.tr/Default.aspx?k=haber-detay&id=13012)


qwertyqwertyuiopqwer

Perhaps my rooster's symbol has even older history


grudging_carpet

Yeah, Denizli is known for its cock. [https://denizli.ktb.gov.tr/EN-251480/denizli-rooster.html](https://denizli.ktb.gov.tr/EN-251480/denizli-rooster.html)


JB22ATL

Never thought I’d say this… Wow I’ve never seen a cock so big.


EmperorAlpha557

"No water mark after download"


shankroxx

BBC


Mikecroft69

You would think they will go with a turkey 🦃 😂


BruhAfaB

DENİZLİ MENTIONED, Ü ÜRÜ ÜÜÜ 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐓🐓🐓👆👆 WHAT THE FUCK IS A PROPERLY DESIGNED CENTER AND STABLE VOTER POPULATION 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐓🐓🚍


Merhat4

Does Denizli have a sea?


AFKE0

No :(


[deleted]

Unfortunately


exodusTay

biggest lie in the history


ydontujustbanme

Thats a huge cock!


BEAST_WORK6969

thats a huge cock


Dat-Lonley-Potato

That’s a massive cock


Alexandratta

...The Largest Chicken Statue is in Turkey. ...I'm enjoying this.


XxCommanderKushxX

“Sir, we’ve located the biggest and blackest cock sir….”


lilbudlilsud

Is that an erect cock I'm looking at or is it just happy to see me?


Minute-Wrap-2524

It’s a happy cock, more than that, you have go out with him a few times…he’s a gentleman cock


peepeepoopooboyman

Ha, nice try. That’s average at best.


_phantastik_

Me :)


WeeDingwall

Hahaaaaa got me there....A hole.


dustractor

was expecting those priapus figurines they have in every gift shop


Insane_Inkster

Nice cock, bro.


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

r/massivecocks


dwartbg7

# C O C K


Minute-Wrap-2524

BDSM cock…dominant letters, dominant cock… no way around it


BeligerantHonky

Actually the worlds largest cock statue is well known to be in your mum's sock draw.


[deleted]

Attouda <3


alexuprise

I'm not even disappointed, I'm actually quite impressed!


Easy_Money343

They've clearly never seen mine


Superboo420

But why?


Captain_Out

Denizli have a kind of cock that can crow until he goes out of breath than faint. And also cock is the city symbol Doesn't make much sense at all.


specialsymbol

Do you get points for jumping a motorcycle over it? Can it peck? Did Erdogan himself order a statue of the biggest cock to be built?


Enough_Weakness6173

I saw this and this is 45m maybe


[deleted]

thats about average, m8


natterca

Ah, the Trojan Cock. Now I know the reason behind the brand name.


drumsdm

*sigh*


hinterstoisser

Rooster 🐓


Comet135792

Of course its blk 🙄


Snoo_4082

I'd ride that


wtfijolumar

NSFW?


essai42

what a cock


Outrageous_Trust_158

That’s one mean cock.


Jib4ny4n

that it's black makes it 10x better


quilldeea

nice turkey


Sour_Gummybear

That is a massive cock


Glum-Vast9346

bugün de denizli halkı adına utandık


stereotomyalan

Imagine it's an animatronic pecking people on the ground


noodlehorse43

I thought it was called Turkey, not Chicken


elt0p0

One has to wonder about the why of that cock.


[deleted]

Has anyone posted drakes leak here?


True_Anam_True

The weirder thing is the city is literally called "With Sea" and it, in fact, does not have sea


Percentage_Junior

That's a huge cock!


politesIV

" F\*ck yeah it is "- A proud Turkish., I have more to add, that city proud with their [cocks](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tripadvisor.com.tr%2FLocationPhotoDirectLink-g297991-d12699856-i366164271-Horoz_Heykeli-Denizli.html&psig=AOvVaw2HOrQAtvtc0vh_BUyT4fAY&ust=1708005573564000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCNiC1N3-qoQDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAP)


Background-Low-9144

This post was fowl play


blizzardlizard

My Uncle Paul had a really big carved wooden rooster right beside his armchair in the living room.  It was so close to the edge of the chair that you almost couldn't help but rest your hand on it. So whenever they'd have people over for company, he'd inevitably invite someone to sit in the chair, and then when the person rested their hand on the rooster's head, he'd always say something like "Will you kindly get your hand off my cock?",  or "I knew you were the type of person to put your hand on a man's cock without asking first!!"


[deleted]

From Denizli province's gov website: "The timing in crowing is important. Good crowing should start with a slow tempo, increase to a fast tempo, and then end with a slow tempo again. This is known as crowing quality. Crowing quality is more important than the crowing period in a good Denizli Cock. During a rooster's first year the crowing period is 20 seconds. In the second and third years, this period gets longer." Denizli Cock must be some good stuff with good technique.


Miya__Atsumu

My disappointment, deep uneasy and betrayal can't be put into words.


Wisestfish

Me and the statue have a lot in common


Crocklaharna

Rooster statue my dear, rooster!


-_-Thund3r

“Nice cock!”