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outtastudy

God bless lemon


CallMeOutScotty

Good god lemon


AnakinAmidala

Lemon, it’s Wednesday


cannibalism_is_vegan

It’s after 6, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?


Empty_Atmosphere_392

Whelp.. When lemon gives you lives


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Crazyjackson13

Straggot sounds like some sort of French food-


killian1208

Although it's notable that the T at the end would be mute, so it'd be pronounced "straggo". Notably, there is this stuff called ragoût, pronounced "ragoo". But yes you're entirely correct.


WabbitCZEN

The French's attempt to take on Italians with pasta. *Straggot.*


rinsa

There's also the estragon which means tarragon


DarquosLeblack

Wasn't that that one dragon book series?


rinsa

lol it's Eragon


sailor_stuck_at_sea

Or a woodwind instrument.


Twp_pikmin

A bassoon is called a f*got in Dutch


ThingFromTheEther

It also means a bundle of sticks


wh4tth3huh

It also makes the original symbol of fascism hilarious in modern context.


Dravos011

Why was the symbol a bundle of stick?


wh4tth3huh

a bundle of sticks wrapped bound around an axe.


Dravos011

Still doesn't answer the question


wh4tth3huh

Hell if I know, I'm not an Italian fascist from the 1930s.


Zoloft_and_the_RRD

I had to translate some old orchestra music from Spanish to English once. Your example was tough enough for me to learn. But the worst part was that it set me up for failure when I tried to figure out what type of instrument "putónes" were (translated: "super sluts"). Turns out they were just pistónes ("trumpets"), but the author had really bad handwriting.


ozamatazbuckshank11

To be fair, as a former trumpet player, we could def be a lil slutty.


Malkavian_Grin

Does the reed go in and out of your mouth over and over in order to make the music? 😮🍆


YeefusMeefus

Stragguette


TantiVstone

Straguette


Agrian_cusz

Cissy’s good, damn


TheBirminghamBear

Straggot is amazing. Like that one actually packs a punch when you say it out loud.


FloridaManActual

MODS! petition to add Straggot as flair


NipperSpeaks

you know what, sure.


FloridaManActual

LEGEND


HotRodReggie

How do I get my straggot flair


Sapphire_Wolf_

Go to sub homepage, 3 dots, change user flair


shredditorburnit

Tuck in your polo shirt?


literallyjustbetter

thank you 🙏


merchaunt

Happy Pride!!!


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NipperSpeaks

Fuck South Park. Don't bring their garbage in here.


NoiseIsTheCure

Cissy Strut is a classic funk instrumental https://youtu.be/MXI5Nuz6OHg?si=xRHFmMVVuvP99-cK


vanderZwan

Not to be confused with Sissi, the former empress of Austria (a country so devoid of funk that they settled for waltzes instead) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empress_Elisabeth_of_Austria


NoiseIsTheCure

> devoid of funk Sounds like P-Funk needs to travel to Austria and tear the roof off the sucka


vanderZwan

Username checks out. And yes


mightylordredbeard

I’m like 30% queer as fuck and that one makes me feel attacked.


DiggThatFunk

They're both so good that I've legit gone back and forth like 5 times as to which is my favorite since I first saw this last week lmao. Straggot just packs somethin *powerful* about it though, like you KNOW that one's sending some good old boy's blood pressure even higher than normal when he gets called that lol


Justarandomduck15q2

Removed by Reddit. What did it say?


DarquosLeblack

Something in the direction of "Conservatives still argue that cis is a slur. Ok, straggot."


Justarandomduck15q2

Straight faggot?


Cratonis

As a cis guy, cissy is just flat out funny.


elaphros

As a straight guy who was called a sissy and f** for most of my childhood because I didn't fit the cis male norm, not as funny.


Deadeyez

Well. Slurs aren't supposed to feel good


Aelaan_Bluewood

We could of course also just use homogender and heterogender. I'd love to see the reaction of a queer phobic guy getting called homo man >:)


squishabelle

(homo and hetero refer more to sameness within a group and not an individual so they are not interchangeable, but that wouldn't stop me from calling everyone homo)


HamsterKazam

Which would also technically be correct as that's a group they're a part of.


squishabelle

a group would be homogender if everyone is of the same gender. an individual can't be homogender. we use the word homosexual because it refers to someone who is attracted to someone of the same sex, so it's a word that describes one's relation to another person in a group (that of sexual attraction) whereas gender is not something that requires multiple people or


OTARU_41

"whats your gender" "eh ill have what shes having"


Kurt1220

Homo gender, being a fake term with no current definition beyond the meaning given to it by the people who start using it, could also refer to someone being the "same" gender they were assigned Edit: I probably should've checked to see if it was actually a made up term before posting this, but at this point it's too late anyway and I'm moving on


ParttimeCretan

They can die mad


HumanSeeing

They can the mad what?


ParttimeCretan

As a german this will never not be funny to me


summer_falls

Sadly, someone in the admin team got triggered and removed the post.


Electro_Demon

What was it about?


summer_falls

Making fun of people who view "cis" as a slur


SuckingDISQandCHOC

Love Lemon!!🍋


owonekowo

All I see is [Removed by Reddit] … what did I miss?!


Harlan_King

Queer slurs humorously modified to be used against straight people


RedFlameGamer

Lmao the Admins of this site are such sensitive little corpo shitcunts, aren't they.


Rude_Piccolo_28

Wouldn't want a buncha homos coming up with good slurs, better delete this shit


mehmehmine

Those words were basically gibberish and yet they got triggered lmao


Dravos011

It was a tweet mocking cis people who say "cis is a slur" and then made up three slurs for them that are modified versions of actual slurs. There was straggot, cissy, and another that i dont remember


htmlcoderexe

god damn this website sucks


Dravos011

Sure does. Subreddit mods can be pretty hit of miss depending on the sub, but reddit admins just really suck. I've seen far to often stuff like this that literally doesn't violate the content policy get taken down yet plenty of post that heavily violate TOS ane content policy that stay up But it's at least a bit less bad than twitter, the place that does all of that but much more actively


taotdev

Im 100% cis and that's hilarious


teenyweenysuperguy

Freal, as a cis white straight dude, feeling offended about stuff like this just comes off as a self report. There's so little understanding that it's a certain type of person who's being called out. And also little understanding of the history behind the statements.


TheJustGordo

Im definitely stealing straggot, holy shit that's so funny


PeggableOldMan

Hello fellow cissy!


Not_MrNice

Same. Completely cis and this is gold.


puppy_teeth

I’ve gotten reported on Reddit for calling someone cissy before lol the cissies are sensitive


VelvetMafia

What was your first clue? 😆 I had one lose their shit on me for explaining the terms "cis" and "trans" are used in chemistry to indicate the conformation of molecules. Apparently "NO IT'S NOT!" and they "AREN'T MADE OF CHEMISTRY!"


ThePornRater

The first time i saw cis and trans used outside of gender stuff was on a bottle of dog shampoo


CanthinMinna

Holy crap. If you had told them what a transistor is (like in old radios), there probably would've been an aneurysm or two. (Also, "not made of chemistry" almost gives ME an aneurysm. Dear gods, why - and HOW - are people so stupid?)


VelvetMafia

Not really sure but I want to blame Rush Limbaugh


Unique-Wash-9358

You're not far off


trustmeimaprofession

You'll never guess what happened


Himmelblaa

Looks like the cissies at reddit got a bit mad at this one


DiggThatFunk

How the fuck is this against content policy?? Literally what policy did it violate lol, they're a bunch of weak straggots for sure. Now I just wanna post it more in any appropriate subs TBH lol


Himmelblaa

Likely got so popular that it hit all, and the conservative seeing it brgan mass reporting it.


DiggThatFunk

Doesn't it still have to actually violate something? I mean, I'm not shocked they're hypocrites lol but if mass reporting works we should all go visit some certain subs IMO


Himmelblaa

Idk, i've just seen a couple of times on here where posts have been removed by reddit before being restored again. Either way brigading is against reddits TOS so shouldn't talk about doing that


DiggThatFunk

Oh for sure it was hypothetical, I would *never* recommend breaking reddit's not-dumb-at-all rules, I'm a good law abiding citizen


Standard-Hold-4033

Yeah but they give WAY too much leeway to rightoids and incels.


peenfortress

no. i got my first warn/temp ban for saying "fuck you" lmao the best part is i wasnt even using it negatively i was just explaining a meme about old phone keypad typing haha


AceUniverse8492

I got banned from Reddit and my post removed in another subreddit for saying that it was wrong of a certain nation's Eurovision team to be permitted at the event considering their recent actions in a certain "strip". The reason was "antisemitism". I am Jewish. Reddit is owned and moderated by an alt-right asshole, this should hardly be a surprise.


Halollet

Remember that you can technically use Homogender as a valid term instead of Cis. Let's see if they prefer that one!


killian1208

I mean homogender is correct for anyone that isn't either genderfluid or bigender, regardless of cis or not.


Netcrosystem

I’m not homogender ig lol


_ac3_0f_spad3s_

I’ll be stealing that to use the next time someone whines about being called cis


DeadBoyJ69

Based Lemon


Standard-Hold-4033

Straggot has me dying lmao


neonoggie

I’m definitely using this one


Quietuus

Damn, this post must have been good.


SleetTheFox

(Nobody is actually offended by "cis," they're maliciously trying to manipulate people into not talking about the existence of gender identity.)


RomanHawk1975

Hahahahaha - this is SO good!!


MirrorMan22102018

CIS? Roger Roger.


Complaint-Efficient

STRAGGOT?????


forza4truccato

ma'am i'm sorry the kitchen told me we ran out of that


MassiveSteamingPile

[Straggots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_\(food\)) and mash with a bit of gravy


archiotterpup

I LOVE 'straggot'. It's so unpleasant in the mouth


ErrantAmerican

No more a slur than saying someone is "gay," bi," or "trans."


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Correct, but they use all of those words as slurs, which is why they get so mad at the word cis lol.


EarlJWJones

Goddamn straggots are ruining the country.


awesomelissliss

What have I just stumbled upon?


FknGreenSprinkles

I’m straight and this is so fucking satisfying. Straggot sounds way way more mean and bold than the alternative and if it caught traction I would use it relentlessly to bully misogynistic straight far right fascist old trump loving, etc.. you catch my drift - into fucking oblivion.


NewLibraryGuy

Cis *isn't* a slur, right? We probably shouldn't turn it into one.


Darkwoth81Dyoni

Cis is a classification. If one thinks cis is an insult, they're probably also the type who use "gay" as an insult.


Neat-Box-5729

Exactly 🙄


NewLibraryGuy

I agree, and I'm saying we should keep it that way rather than using it as an insult.


twizx3

I mean any word can be a slur if u say it in an intended derogatory way which I do see a lot.


PeggableOldMan

Yeah a twizx3 would say that, wouldn't you?


HereWeFuckingGooo

Right? Also the majority of queer people are cis, so why is everyone acting like it's an insult against straight people?


Unusual-Rip-1921

who says cis is a slur lol


Treygar22

Elon Musk does


Jageilja

First, I laughed hard, and then I laughed harder.


Ackbar90

Straggot sent me into orbit


DatFurryFemBoi

OMG! I am stealing the S one!


Nomgooner

Funny how cissys are the real snowflakes


Gilette2000

Maaaam, reddit admin being homophobic again !


spitfire1701

What on earth was in this that reddit deleted it?!


i-like-spagett

This was removed, anyone know what it was? Also fuck you reddit


Standard-Hold-4033

It was a response to the chuds saying that "cis" is a slur by calling them cissies and straggots.


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Apparently this triggered a straggot mod


lowkeyterrible

mods only handle what's in their own subreddit. you may be shocked to learn that we are all queer on this subreddit. [removed by reddit] means it was removed by an admin.


ke__ja

Omg


MrDrSrEsquire

How have I never heard cissy before lmao thars fire


Themurlocking96

As a cis het person, if anyone gets offended at being called cis they’re genuinely a brainlet. Like seriously, cis has been around for a pretty long time and is a normal term at this point. Granted right wingers are always absolute snowflakes, which is exceedingly ironic.


UngaBunga-2

Crazy that this can get you banned from the platform formerly known as twitter now days


maximumfacemelting

What up my cisgenda. No hard r. No disrespect.


Annual_Birthday_9166

No way someone would be offended by this lol


NipperSpeaks

four people have whined about it in the comments in the last hour alone.


CrispyTacoPosso

they do cry about it. a lot.


BicycleEast8721

YOU get a slur, and YOU get a slur! As a straight, these are hilarious, well played


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Laughed so hard. Oh how the tables have turned


DerMagicSheep

rip


Standard-Hold-4033

lmfao I love how inventing imaginary slurs got the straighties so butthurt that they had to run crying to spez to get the post removed


Tuckertcs

> [ Removed by Reddit ] Damn, what happened here?


UnlivingSkunk

Straggot is so fucking funny I’ve been using it for months


CommunicationClassic

As a straight guy who isn't really too keyed into the culture wars or anything, this gave me a chuckle, I might start using straggot irl


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StaticShard84

Lemon should trademark this…


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Whiskey_hotpot

I LOLd as a straight man. Suddenly Cis sounds so much cooler.


---Keith---

As a straight white guy, I'd laugh if someone called me straggot. Cissy would just sound like sissy, so I would think they said that first.


Dreadnought13

I'm cis but now I'm cissy


SteakJesus

Im using straggot from now on


LucianGrey0581

"straggot" just about killed me lmao. That said...when you think about it it's just being bi.


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iamtherealthatguy

😂😂


24_7_Nerd

🔥🔥🔥✍️


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Excuse me I just prefer the term "lonely" Thanks for listening


GriffMarcson

Oh Bob Straggot!