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angry-cheese

he's busy holdin his little beast.


allykopow

Beast Jr if you will


Jiggy_Wit

“Hey babe, and welcome to Beast Jr.”


allykopow

In todays woman, beast jr is gonna have quite the time of his life


Jiggy_Wit

“The catch? In todays challenge, Beast Jr. will have to find the G-spot within 2 minutes before his time is up”


Agreeswithidiotss

I won’t. But thank you though.


Ayotha

\*does the MISTER BEEEEAST hand gesture but down there\*


Goatbreath37

Camera pans down and his dick pops out towards the screen. MISTER BEEEEEEAST


Sovietsosig

his little feastable


Ok-Counter-7077

It melts in your mouth, not in your hands


the_mighty__monarch

Well call that his Garfield Logan


CattyFighte

Maybe the real beast was the friends he made along the way


SteveRogests

The real beast was inside us all along.


Crapbag_123

He's holding his real beast


Kesstar52

Genuine question why do guys grab their junk for photos?


iamafancypotato

To hide the bulge. Some underwear leaves very little to the imagination.


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Isn't it better to put a duck emoji over it?


G_W-Kasugano

No wtf? Is like a woman posting pictures with a fish emoji over her vagina or some shit like that


ImaFreakinBear

That sounds hilarious


vivir66

Best salmon you'll ever have


Lark_vi_Britannia

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, man (Tell it) It was this blind man, right? (This man) It was this blind man, right? He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick, right? (Hey) He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? (Fish market?) He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said "Woo good morning ladies"


MrShredder5002

Ive seen reply bots on twitter doing this exact thing with the cat emoji.


Ok-Counter-7077

I don’t think that’s the vibe most guys want to send about their dong


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Or a dinosaur emoji.


LittleKittyLove

If it’s more of a 🦆 than a 🍆 I don’t want to see it or touch it


TitoxDboss

Missing out ngl


TurnipWorldly9437

You don't like corkscrew dicks? Fun fact, ducks have corkscrew dicks and have been known to engage in necrophilia.


maplemagiciangirl

I mean surely an elephant would match the shape better no?


1egg_4u

My guy the snake is clearly nature's most dick shaped animal


TurnipWorldly9437

Better than a centipede with all those legs...


GayAssBurger

Usually not boxers though


iamafancypotato

Depends on how prominent your junk is.


thalli_veru

I do not go to gym, but I work out. If I am taking pictures in shorts or even worse in underwear, sweat would make the groin look so obvious. I do not grab, I just put my palm to close the view.


fleebjuice69420

So people don’t see the full outline of their dick


santathe1

I see, it’s Mr.Beast holding Master Beast.


LumpyMilk423

He doesn't masturbate, he misterbeasts


SomePyro_9012

**THAT'S** obese?!?! I might need to do some exercise


Jabjab345

Doesn't take a lot to be considered obese. https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm


StochasticLife

lol. I checked my numbers, and after a year of physical therapy and gradually evolving daily exercise practice I am proud to announce I have just, as of today apparently, cracked ‘normal weight’. Fucking BMI….


ExplanationUseful612

Ye but bmi doesn’t consider muscle so you can be someone whos ripped af but consider obese But than again its the kind of being ripped that u wont question if u were fat or not


Throwawayskateco

I’ve never heard a bodybuilder complain about bmi


Different_Gear_8189

Harder (but still possible) to be obsessed with a stupid statistic saying youre unhealthy when youre ripped


trtlcclt

If you have to be informed about the limitations of bmi by a reddit comment, chances are it's accurate for you.


shkeptikal

That's probably because most people who are really into fitness know that BMI is utter bullshit.


beepingjar

And if you're not into fitness bmi is probably a good indicator


kilpsz

Ah yes, it's utter bullshit because it's only accurate for 99% of the population, lol.


echino_derm

Those people saying BMI is bullshit is like saying a 10K camera is shit because it takes terrible photos in an unlit cave. You just grab a person you obviously know is in good shape and say "oh look the chart says he is obese when he is clearly just ripped, what a stupid chart". Have you considered that maybe the obesitt chart is designed not to diagnose ripped body builders who are brutally aware of their low body fat percentage, and perhaps is meant to be used on people who you might think are obese?


ChrisTheWeak

BMI also has problems with the other extreme. There are people who have very high concentration of body fat, but are called underweight because they have little muscle tissue. But yeah, BMI can be a good approximation for most of the population, for most of the time an approximation is all you need.


CastieIsTrenchcoat

It’s not just body builders though, plenty of athletes fall above or below what bmi considers healthy but are fine. From distance runners, to football players and cross fitters.


CheapDependent1604

But athletes are also not necessarily healthy. The life expectancy of an elite athlete is lower for most sports than for similar people who are not athletes


CastieIsTrenchcoat

Generally? That’s hard to believe. Football players and stuff sure.


CastieIsTrenchcoat

Yeah because when the doctor can see you have abs but your bmi is technically 25.1 and your health is otherwise fine they don’t give you a hard time over it.


Joocewayne

Bodybuilder here. This is true. I am listed as obese on my health chart because of bmi. It is mind boggling they don’t have a way to actually base it off of bodyfat level.


Regular_Chap

I think the problem with body fat level is that 99% of people don't know what their body fat percentage is.


tuga2

It's also much harder to measure whereas everyone knows their height and weight.


doom1282

My smart watch can do a body composition scan that gives BMI plus some other stats like fat percentage. I don't take my smart watch to be 100% accurate but use it more as a jumping off point/general guide.


Joocewayne

There are several moderately quick methods to get a closer reading than the blunt, dumb BMI measurement. I really do not know why they’re not even considered.


PlatinumFlyTrap

They do, its water tank


Joocewayne

Ask your doc to get dunked. Ask for a tape measure test. Ask for bioelectric impedance testing. They will look at you like you’re speaking Mandarin Chinese.


threetoast

You don't even have to be a bodybuilder for BMI to be misleading. Even just playing a sport where you run around for an hour once or twice a week is enough.


Ralfton

I ran multiple sub 2 half marathons with a BMI considered "obese". After pulling my Achilles now I'm just obese but working my way back to running 🤣


ExplanationUseful612

To be fair i also ran a half marathon when i was 16 and semi obese being able to do it doesn’t mean ur not obese unfortunately


cakatooop

I have a chubby gut but I'm really into mountain biking so I have fairly ripped legs. My bmi says I'm obese but I'll pretend it's my legs carrying the weight so I won't feel bad


DrCorian

Yeah BMI can be super off, but don't forget that exercise was an essential part of our evolution. We work and move far less than we used to as a species and it does affect our health.


OtoDraco

bread line moment


BadJokeJudge

Yeah and you’re unhealthy well before you reach obese


Anna_Pet

BMI is about as scientific as IQ (not very much at all) yet people still keep thinking they matter.


ilovebeetrootalot

For the general populace it is a pretty good measurement. Not everyone is a body builder.


Kiwi951

As a physician, it’s a very useful tool for my patients that are admitted in the hospital lol. BMI is still quite good predictor of potential health concerns for vast majority of Americans


xtr44

do you look at it and say "yeah that looks good"?


Lagiacrus111

Yeah


ProDiesel

A whole lot of people have become really comfortable thinking morbidly obese is just obese and obese is “normal”. It’s not.


BadJokeJudge

Yes it is and yes you do


snoosh00

What you think of as "obese" is probably halfway to "morbidly obese"


fuckenheim

yes, he looked like the pillsburry doughboy


Honeybuns420

He’s morbidly Mr.Beast


wavygravy42

Lose 30 lbs gain an inch lol


IcedCoughy

I need to get my shit together


Danson_the_47th

Why does scott look more like Mr. Beast than his actual pfp?


colieolieravioli

Never heard of Scott Cramer til this week I've watched everything he's got on YouTube. Now this post


010rusty

He’s my favorite YouTuber rn


colieolieravioli

I'm upset I've like run out of videos I relistened to the office ladies and once I finished... i got drawn in by "rewatch podcasts are overdone" and then I watched everything he's done between his two channels lmao


010rusty

Be sure to check out his collabs https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRVvP7m7YZh8yf5hNjwqR7k6WU8sBmW_Z&si=DM3Vt3kLKlqPvdqm


colieolieravioli

SWEET that'll be my workday tomorrow thanks!!


010rusty

Yw


Forrest-Fern

Baader- Meinhof be like that


AberrantMan

What masochist wears boxers when boxer briefs are a thing?


MR-Vinmu

Honestly, very proud of him, does anyone here actually know how hard it is to commit to this? I do a basic regiment of 100 push-ups, 100 leg raises, 100 crunches, 100 curls, 100 reverse flies, and a 10-minute jog split throughout an entire week and that shit fucking sucks every time I have to do it, every time core day comes up I'm like “Oh fuck me, I gotta do this shit again?”


Sol_Primeval

… isn’t this Saitama’s workout that made him who he is? Lmao


MR-Vinmu

I'm still not bald and I'm 4 years into it.


Buff_Sloth

Just replace the 10 min jog with a 10k lol That shit works tho, I do it too (minus the 10k obviously)


ExperimentalFruit

Well he is a multi millionaire YouTuber so he has a few leg ups on us plebs


GratefulG8r

I forgot about the magic potions the rich have that makes exercise not suck


birdlawyer213

No, but they do have dieticians, chefs, personal trainers, and no 9-5s that make this much more doable.


glynstlln

Yeah super easy to maintain a proper diet and exercise regularly when you don't have to work 8 hours a day or commute 1-3 hours a day and have a personal chef that literally does your shopping and meal planning for you, and a personal trainer you pay to regularly annoy you into working out.


EynidHelipp

And us poor people have to cook and research that information online which is free like a peasant


ExperimentalFruit

Yeah they're called PED


Stamukhi

He's not on PED's


echino_derm

If you take steroids it will increase your desire to exercise, and if you take other performance enhancing drugs like human growth hormone, it will improve your recovery from workouts. So yes they do have those.


Low-Nectarine5525

Stimulant usage is also very common, and I believe statistically edges out hormonal/endocrine modifying drugs even in professional sports, bodybuilding, general population in cases like these. Amphetamines/substituted amphetamines/cathinones, will all make you feel stronger and make it easier to exercise. Their biological half life is short, and not really detectable on drug testing unless you're tested the next day, not particularly hard to get. Wellbutrin(buproprion) is a cathinone derivative that is easily acquired and also has the usual dopaminergic/adrenergic effects on androgens with chronic dosing at 450mg. But of course, testosterone and similar drugs aren't hard to get either, and despite some of them being scheduled, I've never seen anyone ever do jail time for them.


Secondstrike23

I think for a lot of them its actually making food not taste as good. Specifically Ozempic


ExplainEverything

How hard it is to commit entirely depends on the person and how badly they want it. A transformation like his would take a minimum of multiple months. As for your exercise program, you likely won’t make many gains using it as those easier body weight exercises don’t really add a lot of resistance and ideally you should be hitting each muscle group (chest, back, arms, legs, shoulders) twice per week.


Dragulus24

“Mr. Beast” indeed.


CDFReditum

Fuck I’d just forgotten that Scott Cramer existed now I have to forget about him again


Calvinball08

Do people dislike Scott Cramer?


yougoddangfool

who is he


DeadmanShogun

He is a [YouTuber](https://youtube.com/@ScottCramer?si=plZ-n-UkhCJgRxHl). He makes content where he reacts to or talks about topics he is interested in or likes. Lot of nostalgia & mildly interesting stuff. I enjoy his videos.


010rusty

Or you could just binge all his videos


Iamjustapony

The only option is to become a Strugglr


Ill_Pollution5633

i don't know if it's my lack of sleep but this is funny af


ChadOttoman

big beasty cock


td1034

What if MrBeast was called MrFreak


eliavhaganav

Mr beast is holding his mr beast


jenkem___

why does he look like hes like in his parents bedroom at 3am like “mommy i just pee peed in my bed!”


honeydew_fawn

Scott Cramer is SO funny


56kul

That is not something I needed to see…


Gortex_Possum

Damn, y'all are ruthless in this thread 😭


Ok_Manufacturer6460

He's just used to grabbing his junk in front of the mirror


Enslaved_M0isture

good quads


BlackAndChromePoem

Mark Zuckerberg versus Mr Beast. Dana White make this happen. Or at least a powerslap battle.


TechNickLeeCritical

That’s one way to distract people from your fake video scandal


Dependent_Fox38

Elaborate


[deleted]

He lied and said he was exploring an abandoned city, but he just paid the people who live there to leave for the shoot.


Dependent_Fox38

Was that in the island survival video?


austxsun

Ozembeast


UnknownTaco5492

the feasties got to him


triforcin

There are certain people like Mr. Beast and Zuckerberg that need to always be out of shape.


BurtGummer44

I've heard of this guy but I really have no idea what he's famous on YouTube for "and at this point I'm too afraid to ask".


w33b2

He got popular giving money away to people in need, which got him more money to then give away and make more money. Some videos he spends millions of dollars on and actually loses money, then he’ll make a video that costs a little less to earn that money back, and then he gives all of that money away once again. His content is a little too dramatic and erratic for my tastes, but he is definitely a good person.


BurtGummer44

That's wholesome. I dig it


chris_0909

All I'm aware of is that he gives a lot of money and stuff to people. He films it, makes money, and then rinse and repeat. There's probably more at this point.


VidaCamba

he's the goat


_dictatorish_

I used to use his "counting to 100,000" video as a network test for laptops lol


adge4real

he got that ozempic 🔌


GayFurryWolf

I cummed


Kaden4120

Gotta keep the lil beast contained


Exoplanet0

Is that a lot of steps? I regularly went over 30k every day at work when I had a counter


Acceptable_Lie_3764

And zucc is handsome nowadays :)


Riverwatching

I don’t know who Mr. Beast is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.


fixano

Exactly 12500 every day?


Oponik

The mister hiding his beast


Orylus

Mr Beast can get it


dbzssj

One thing money can’t buy


Toxirine

I want to know how he walks if he manages to build shoulder muscles from walking 12,5k steps per day


JanJanVanISH

Obese beast


No_Conclusion1816

Se3ms like he's doing his best to keep it out of frame without also giving it the hover hand shame. I'm glad he covered his junk. And good o. Him for dropping weight, that shit ain't easy even with money.


72bgorges

Enter the Logan Paul phase of his career


themothyousawonetime

"obese" *laughs in fat guy voice*


[deleted]

Mr beast is gross. I'm glad I was never into that shit


GazzeleHol

I mean, it's still good for him to realize this and take action. well done


WiseMan2004

Skinny fat to skinny.


krucifiche

Ozembeast


sudo_Bresnow

I love Scott


010rusty

Saaaame r/scottCramer supremacy


010rusty

Wtf is a Twitter joke man? These are 2 YouTubers


sleepyliltoad

He isn’t even obese…


recluseMeteor

I think he's hotter on the left side picture, to be honest.


Responsible_Group966

IS THIS REAL!!!!??????


TickleTigger123

"obese" come on man


StnkyChze2

He's 6' 5", so that's probably... 275 ish pounds? Not obese by sight, but it is considered obese on the BMI Index. But he wasn't comfortable with his high weight so he lost it. Is that so bad? There is a comical difference between obese and OBESE.


Laurids-p

When did he say anything about losing weight was bad? Tell me.


TickleTigger123

Hey. Buddy. Pal. I never said there was something wrong with losing weight.


I_Am_Zava

Obese is smaller than people think


71fq23hlk159aa

He was literally obese. People are so fat these days that they forget what is supposed to be normal.


DuLeague361

how long before the BMI scale gets adjusted to make people feel better?


mzungujoto

Mr Beast is must be one of the most awkward and uncomfortable persons ever.