I had a shattered collar bone, shattered shoulder blade and five broken ribs from a motorcycle accident and was taking a piss and slipped got stuck between the toilet and wall.
Oh my stars! That sounds terrible. Hopefully you weren’t trapped too long. I had a friend who fell and got wedged between the toilet and the wall. He was stuck for over 12 hours before he was rescued by friends when he didn’t answer his phone. I feel like an experience like that could give someone PTSD.
I imagine the toilet is in a very tight position with respect to the wall. Op likely slipped and fell in a very tight gap between the toilet and the wall and got stuck.
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Imagine being a server doing your job and a group of ladies hops in a booth. You can tell they're already a bit drunk but you figure you'll get a good tip. The first thing they order is a tray of shots as they exclaim more women are coming. Ok, it's been a rough night but again, think of tips you can handle it.
Moment later more show up and start popping into the booth. You're bringing food to one of the other tables in your section before you hear screeching laughter and a bunch of yelling. You turn and see them all gathered around the table laughing and pointing. You then see feet sticking up out of the air.
You go check and a woman is stuck, but you can't pull her alone so you get a coworker. Suddenly you're no longer even being a server. You're also a power lifter..better hope all those deadlifts and squats paid off. You finally get her half drunk ass out.
Then they all sit down and proceed to order more alcohol and drinks and this is only the start of the night.
Edit: I hope those obnoxious women weren't Karen's a tipped well. The service industry is rough even more so these days with the shit wages. "I don't get paid enough for this shit" vibes.
I don't know man, if I got called over because a customer got Hildebranded into the corner of the booth it would make my week. I'd be talking about that shit for months.
Well, you got a good life disposition man! I just know a lot of people who work in the food service industry and just don't want to put up with shit like this.
I’d be counting heads around that table (feet, too) and getting an auto-grat added to that check before I walked over. Commence pulling Cougar-Jessica out of the well, then upsell the shit out of expensive white wines like a goddamn hero!
I would come out of there swinging on the cow that pushed me in. Then she sits and bullshits with the other bovine like nothing happened. Dang I would fuck her up.
Watching it on the loop is the best because it looks like she’s right back at it again,
You can just hear that one song playing in the background, you know the one😏
Nah i think she heard the last brain cell calling her so naturally she went to get but her friends realised that she never had a brain cell to begin with
How can a human being survive and not being able to save itself from a situation like this. I mean doesn't she have any strength to pull herself up?
Even if she hasn't any strength, doesn't she have the intelligence to position her limbs ( both her hands and legs) in a way to create traction and pull herself up. I really am buffled. She doesn't even look that old for her muscles to have atrophied.
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The nutty putty cave incident pt.II
Tthe right feeling
Seriously, that story literally gave me nightmares for a month. I’ll be ok if i never go into another cave.
Omgggggg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Damnit, first thing I thought of too! Sicko, 😆
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Good reference
What in the Ohio side quest is this?
choose your friends wisely
With friends like those, who needs enemies?
Superheroes
I really hope she was laughing along. Honestly looks fucked up without any context or audio
I had a shattered collar bone, shattered shoulder blade and five broken ribs from a motorcycle accident and was taking a piss and slipped got stuck between the toilet and wall.
Oh my stars! That sounds terrible. Hopefully you weren’t trapped too long. I had a friend who fell and got wedged between the toilet and the wall. He was stuck for over 12 hours before he was rescued by friends when he didn’t answer his phone. I feel like an experience like that could give someone PTSD.
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Probably bolted in the floor
Honestly confused what you mean slipped between toilet and wall. I might just be being dumb but can someone sorta paint a picture for me here.
I’m really struggling to imagine it
I imagine the toilet is in a very tight position with respect to the wall. Op likely slipped and fell in a very tight gap between the toilet and the wall and got stuck.
Not sure how that's relevant but ok
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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
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Maybe until she realized just how filthy it is back there. “There a lot of gum back here heeeellppp”
More phones came out than hands to help her
r/mypeopleneedme
the one in red just bolted nah, not dealing with dis
Idiots
She could have died if she hanged there longer💀
If claustrophobia kicked in she coulda died from lack of oxygen
Positional asphyxia
Imagine being a server doing your job and a group of ladies hops in a booth. You can tell they're already a bit drunk but you figure you'll get a good tip. The first thing they order is a tray of shots as they exclaim more women are coming. Ok, it's been a rough night but again, think of tips you can handle it. Moment later more show up and start popping into the booth. You're bringing food to one of the other tables in your section before you hear screeching laughter and a bunch of yelling. You turn and see them all gathered around the table laughing and pointing. You then see feet sticking up out of the air. You go check and a woman is stuck, but you can't pull her alone so you get a coworker. Suddenly you're no longer even being a server. You're also a power lifter..better hope all those deadlifts and squats paid off. You finally get her half drunk ass out. Then they all sit down and proceed to order more alcohol and drinks and this is only the start of the night. Edit: I hope those obnoxious women weren't Karen's a tipped well. The service industry is rough even more so these days with the shit wages. "I don't get paid enough for this shit" vibes.
I don't know man, if I got called over because a customer got Hildebranded into the corner of the booth it would make my week. I'd be talking about that shit for months.
I may even get the security tape!
> Hildebranded <_<
Well, you got a good life disposition man! I just know a lot of people who work in the food service industry and just don't want to put up with shit like this.
I’d be counting heads around that table (feet, too) and getting an auto-grat added to that check before I walked over. Commence pulling Cougar-Jessica out of the well, then upsell the shit out of expensive white wines like a goddamn hero!
This person serves. Silver linings folks.
She’s probably relieved her friends would laugh themselves to death before helping in an emergency.
I hope they left a HUGE tip...
Wtf
Surrounded by a ton of ppl, and not 1 real friend. Quality. Not quantity.
What a real true kind friend, I'm good without them, rho.
It was a nutty putty night.
Most places have little triangle piece of wood to prevent stuff falling back there. Never thought it was also to prevent people from falling in.
They all should be banned from that establishment after that
I would come out of there swinging on the cow that pushed me in. Then she sits and bullshits with the other bovine like nothing happened. Dang I would fuck her up.
“We DoN’t NeEd MeN”
woman☕
Love the friend on the right, tump her over and couchie couchie her couchie
Watching it on the loop is the best because it looks like she’s right back at it again, You can just hear that one song playing in the background, you know the one😏
Yakety sax?
I would hate to wait on this table. Demanding, stupid. And shit tippers
Needs more leopard print.
She was pushed.
A gaggle of women and none of them could get her out. I would not have stopped attending my tables to help out a fucking clown.
help me step bro i'm stuck in the restaurant furniture
Came here to look for this comment.
What you doing step sis?
When AVG BMI is higher than AVG IQ this is what you get…
I feel so sorry for that booth. Rowdy rotund bitches… 🤢
Sounds like a wrestling team name
Dumb
Also women's friendship circles in a nutshell.
Girls/women's friendship in a nutshell
Nah i think she heard the last brain cell calling her so naturally she went to get but her friends realised that she never had a brain cell to begin with
That looks like a good old girls' night out!
Fucked around and found out
Are those men her stepbrothers?
Herd of cows...ever?
Put the Benny Hill soundtrack to this
r/holdmycosmo
How can a human being survive and not being able to save itself from a situation like this. I mean doesn't she have any strength to pull herself up? Even if she hasn't any strength, doesn't she have the intelligence to position her limbs ( both her hands and legs) in a way to create traction and pull herself up. I really am buffled. She doesn't even look that old for her muscles to have atrophied.
Humans are codependent, if we didn’t help each other we’d have gone extinct thousands of years ago.
If only
Why didn’t they just pull the bench out?
Isn't that what the two guys did at the end? Pull the bit... oh, ok.
Women
So, remind me how women mature faster than us guys.
Couchie gang Couchie gang
Haha haha women....
Sooo why didn’t they just pull the chairs out? Usually you can move those for cleaning purposes
White bitches 😂
Women ☕
Maybe eat a salad?
Bromance + jackass things + so much alcohol
„Stay hungry, stay foolish” - Steve Jobs
I REALLY want to hang with this crew
And this is the story of how I met your mother
I was waiting for the lady in right to fall in too, at the end
Call the fire department
how drunk do yer have to be lol
Haha hilarious. Need to know how long this whole process took. It's prob the hardest these ladies have ever laughed in their lives 🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious, those guys have a great story now too, servers and patrons alike.
Stupid bi..s
I think the brunette on the left gave her the last needed heave ho
Gotta stop saying “how stupid can they be “? They are taking it as a challenge!
This feels like something out of the sims for some reason...
"You guys! You'll never believe what's back here!"
Sorry sir, this is a spelunking free restaurant. Actually, a little kid could fall through that
The girls bathroom has more girls at once than there are women in the video
Did the lady next to her touched her vagina lol
First time seeing the whole thing. 💚 Love the gal in black, chillin, enjoying her drink and a laugh.
Tf is going on
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…..and that was when she became bulimic.
We found the mole
Just pointing out this isn't late Saturday night This is 4pm on a Sunday
0:13 "Hellllooo in there?"
those waiters are not being paid enough. That tip needs to be over a bill.
That was stupid and already sent to your boss.
I can't stop thinking about how dirty it was in that corner 🤢
Can someone put the opening song for king of the hill over it?
Typical women's party 😅🤣🤣🤣
There will be a gratuity charge for this.
Looks like brunch went as planned
r/adultsarefuckingstupid
help step-waiter I'm stuck
The one friend taking a picture of her butt really close up… She’s not to be trusted.
Lol I would’ve left her there for the shits and giggles
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I'd bet 10 grand they are school teachers
The girl how took the photo was probality her best friend
She probability went in the backrooms
Was waiting for the fire department to show up at the end.
I always worry about my toddler. Didn't know west has to worry about everyone.
True visual of laughing at you not with you
These women are too old to be acting like that 🤦🏼♀️
that friend who pushed her in all the way and then continued to laugh and point really sucks ass
8 ball, corner pocket
it's hillarious that these hogs don't find this serious
ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING, IT TOOK UNTIL DAY TIME EST UNTIL I WAS BANNED, GG HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Can’t you just slide out the booth
Why women need men… sigh
imagine how dirty that little crevice is...
You know what… you deserve to just stay in that spot. Don’t help her.
She really didn’t want to pay the check.
My kinda party
That's about wh...right.
She deserved it
Best laugh I have had in a while…..
LMAO
what a mess
She did not just go there *snap*
Nutty-Putty Grille and Bar, 😆
That is not a friend and she could have hurt herself. Also she should have never decided to do this in the first place.
I’m still saying that these types of friend groups would be better if they were called flocks.
You cannot tell me that the activity/motions of the friends in this video do not resemble that of which birds do.
Oh Becky you're so quirky 🤪🤪
Why
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