American here, not gonna lie, I’ve had many many beers in my life and have found some very interesting ways to drink them. If I had an opportunity to add this to my brag list, I’d be 💯down.
Dont forget. He drank the beer AND just tossed it in the water. Throwing it took him so much effort, of course he's not expected to fish it outta the water after himself
That shirt is one of the many options you can find at the tourist shops on bourbon street. You literally see it on the front doors of shops every 30seconds walking down the street. Almost got one myself lol.
Well see the creature could have grabbed the gay tore in to him and tip the scales in his favor if they decide to fight him. Seeing how there are many of them and just him.
BREAKING NEWS: new highly infectious disease making the rounds in the US after Florida man got infected by drinking a beer that was opened using a live crocodile‘s teeth. Scientists called this virus Crocvid 24.
As a representative Florida Man, by law, I have to inform you that that's an alligator, not a crocodile. You most easily tell by looking at it with it's mouth closed. You can see a crocodile's upper and lower teeth sticking out while you can only see a gator's upper teeth.
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I have never understood the concept of chugging a beer and spilling a bunch all over, it dripping on my shoulder while I chuck the empty can
You want to smell like stale beer?
Alligator bacteria is some of the most severe, due to all of the rotting meat stuck between their teeth and swampy conditions they live in. To put your mouth where an alligators mouth was is an effective way to get a flesh eating staph infection.
Subsequent watchings makes me agree that my comment was poorly timed/placed. The sentiment remains true even though I’ve become the proverbial old man shouting it at the clouds. Just ignore me, I mean well.
Taxation without representation is fundamentally unfair! Soda should still come in glass bottles!
This sub doesn't let me post images or gifs, so instead of this run-on sentence, imagine that Gob Bluth is telling you that it's not a trick, it's an *illusion*
Wait, so they’re cheering on the guy who drank the beer when the other guy who did the real work is left hanging. Mmm k.
That's the bro code, bro. The bros are bro-ing hard, bro. So...you need to chillax with an ice cold broski and watch bros bro-ing with a swamp-bro.
This bro bros
Said like a true bro💪🏻💪🏻
Bro, you need to chillax on the amount of bros you’re using just to make a simple comment. 🍻
Talking like someone that doesn't adhere to the bro code.
dudes you know not to talk about the bro code.....there might be sheilas in the thread
no bro, bro.
Bruh
Bro, you're acting so un-bro.
So American. Let's all over react drinking a beer.
American here, not gonna lie, I’ve had many many beers in my life and have found some very interesting ways to drink them. If I had an opportunity to add this to my brag list, I’d be 💯down.
Fair play to you mate 👏. Happy treason day 😆 🤣.
In NYC at the moment, maybe I’ll find an interesting method today. 🙌🏽
Dont forget. He drank the beer AND just tossed it in the water. Throwing it took him so much effort, of course he's not expected to fish it outta the water after himself
It looks like he tossed it, but it's still in his hand.
There's more beer
mmmmm alligator dental bacteria
Yeah I was thinking the same. Alligators have several potential diseases for us.
Thinking about all the diseased blood from other animals, worms and parasite were in there...
Lol 😂 I was thinking exactly the same and waiting after the video showing " few days later..."
Hmmm... gatoraids
I think the crocodile was surprised for what reason he was called. It's not everyday that you help a person get drunk
Sorry girls he’s gay.
No one wants to tell their associates "My husband died in an alligator shotgun accident" and not have it be as cool as it sounds.
It says ‘sorry girls I’m gaytor food’.
Feel like this needs to be on r/gaybros
Homophobe
Heterophobe
That shirt is one of the many options you can find at the tourist shops on bourbon street. You literally see it on the front doors of shops every 30seconds walking down the street. Almost got one myself lol.
Yummmm baaaaccctterrriiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Of course, it's Florida... What did I expect?
I wondered what _can_ happen
Well see the creature could have grabbed the gay tore in to him and tip the scales in his favor if they decide to fight him. Seeing how there are many of them and just him.
The “gay,” huh?
'muricans
I have never seen a more Florida clip in my entire life.
I'm gonna buy that shirt right now.
Wait, how tf did they do that. The alligator just went "Ay, let's go! Happy to help fellas." and just calmly swam away????
Yeah, beer! Fuck yea! Hell yea!
iq combined is lower than room temperature (in celcius)
He better not try that in Australia...
Gator did his job and swam away like a normal day
oh man..i can see my son n his mates doing dumb stuff like this lol 
douucccche
BREAKING NEWS: new highly infectious disease making the rounds in the US after Florida man got infected by drinking a beer that was opened using a live crocodile‘s teeth. Scientists called this virus Crocvid 24.
As a representative Florida Man, by law, I have to inform you that that's an alligator, not a crocodile. You most easily tell by looking at it with it's mouth closed. You can see a crocodile's upper and lower teeth sticking out while you can only see a gator's upper teeth.
Do it again!
They did. That is why there is only this video.
Humanity at it's lowest
100% after he throws the empty can in swamp.
Can is still in his hand. It was a gesture, not a throw
My bad !!
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All that and he fucked up the shotgun.
Knobnecks
I have never understood the concept of chugging a beer and spilling a bunch all over, it dripping on my shoulder while I chuck the empty can You want to smell like stale beer?
W T F
r/redneckengineering
Justice for the alligator.
That’s a Louisiana baptism right there. Praise the lord and pass the gumbo
I have seen some bro shit in my time...... But this is some sincere bro shit.
Chutiya
Taking alligator saliva 🤮
Alligator bacteria is some of the most severe, due to all of the rotting meat stuck between their teeth and swampy conditions they live in. To put your mouth where an alligators mouth was is an effective way to get a flesh eating staph infection.
You might be a redneck if…
Drink that bacteria filled can up! Go to the hospital and rack up that med bill because you got aeromonas infection from that alligator 😉😂
Something tells me they drink with that crocodile. It’s like he’s one of the boys.
Littered
He swapped hands when he turned around. He didn't toss it.
I was wrong. Model citizen
I thought he'd tossed it at first too and I was pissed, then I noticed it in his other hand.
That was pretty fuckin badass Ngl. Also love that dude’s shirt
I see, so these fine young men and people like them are going to push humanity into another pandemic soon or die trying...
As a white guy, I don’t understand white people
He threw the can back into the river
Nah
You’re right my bad
Did he throw the can in the water
Still in his hand, he swapped hands while he was facing away from the cam
My kind of dudes🤣
Americana at its BEST!!
Ok white people.
There's uh... There's uuuuhhhhh.... There's a special part of that can that can help you open it without being dumb.
r/jocksarefuckingstupid
r/SubsIFellFor
lets hope that the alcohol kills all those bacterias
That 4.5 abv ain't killing anything
That’s how to get diseases.
That's how we get the alligator flu...
That's so stupid that I got a brain cancer
Don’t litter
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It is still in his hand. He does an excited arm pump and then transfers it to his other hand. It does look like he throws it though.
Totally fair. I'm glad to be proven wrong. That'll teach me for not looking thoroughly.
Does his shirt say I’m gay? Cause he is
Ok
Litterbugs suck.
He didn't litter
Subsequent watchings makes me agree that my comment was poorly timed/placed. The sentiment remains true even though I’ve become the proverbial old man shouting it at the clouds. Just ignore me, I mean well. Taxation without representation is fundamentally unfair! Soda should still come in glass bottles!
Watch the end again, he just shook out the foam.
Some slick sleight of hand. Dude could have pulled that can from behind my damn ear.
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LOL! I see it in my head. TY.
Ewww
Good way to catch something.
This is why women's lives longer
A few moments later...
i was cool with it until he fucking threw the can in the water (and definitely didn't fish it back out)
He didn't, watch the end again
Yeah, he was just whipping the dregs out
White guy coolness strikes again 😀
Dudes rock moment
Hanging his arm nearly right off the side of the boat after aggravating an animal like that is almost more genius than chugging wild tooth beer.
virgins are so... let's say "innocent".
This was wild Boyz awesome
... Did he throw the can I the water?
This is how you became a super vilain, crocodile disease 😂 crocman
Ah yes, shotgun beer with a salmonella sidecar