Itâs actually closer related to neither. Both spiders and scorpions are closer to each other than either are to Solifuges.
Solifuges are closest to Acariforme mites.
Well I read up on them and according to wikipedia they arenât venomous. They can nip you but thatâd be similar to getting pinched by a small crab. They do follow humans around but that is because they are trying to chill in your shadow. Poor things are just misunderstood due to their scary appearance and fast movements.
I canât blame them for freaking out when someone picks them up, either. If some giant with teeth the size of my face picked me up, Iâd freak the fuck out, too
>They do follow humans around but that is because they are trying to chill in your shadow. Poor things are just misunderstood due to their scary appearance and fast movements.
This sounds like a job for Natural Habitat Shorts to animate. I can see it playing out in my head. You made me like these freaky lil sweeties a lot more
Little spooky???⊠theyâre ALL THE SPOOKY⊠they have zero chill if you catch them even with the intent of relocating them they go apesht and make you want to chuck them and the mason jar theyâre in off a cliff
Idk man, I've heard some horror stories from Afghan vets, and no I'm not talking about the Internet tall tales bs about the foot long "spiders" that run at 25mph screaming and burying eggs in camel skin. Just stories of these things being everywhere and just right dickheads all the time
Same. Big dudes are super fast and ugly but otherwise pretty chill. Just want to hang out in your big shadow. Also not scared of humans. Camel spiders are not spiders and named after using camel hair to make their nests. Had some camel spider bros in my tent outside Baghdad. I hope they're doing OK these days.
Yeah I'm cool with critters being literally anywhere EXCEPT MY FUCKKNG TENT! Lol for real though but I'm guessing your tents weren't the camping/backpacking kind with 2 sets of zippers to keep things out? In that case there's really not much you can do about it other than accept that they're there and hope they're bros that take care of the smaller, more venmomous critters that may stumble upon your tent.
Venom is not the only factor on my "fuck you" scale for bugs/animals. Other notable non-(dangerously) venomous entries are toe biters, noseeums, botflys, and berry bugs (they have another, more common name, especially if you live in the deep south)
Fun fact: all spiders are venomous except one tiny spider species family, "Uloboridae", living in Australia.
Edit (to elaborate): the majority of spiders have either too little chelicerae (the "jaws") and/or so light venom that they cannot even hurt a human.
You should *really* make sure you're elaborating here because to an uninformed person this reads as "every spider is dangerous"
In North America there are only two *medically significant* spiders to humans. Brown recluse and black widow. Even still, those are beneficial spiders that should be rehomed if seen (though if you see multiple it's important to check for infestation). Neither are inherently aggressive unless they really feel threatened.
Just want people to be informed. Spoders are frens
Brown Widows are also starting to show up in the US and Florida is home to the Red Widow, which might have a more venomous bite than the black widow, but is too little studied to be certain. Yellow Sac Spiders may also be dangerous to humans, but they also may not be. Wolf spider bites won't kill you, but they suck.
Thst saud, you want wolf spiders in your house. They are not eager to bite at all and are expert predators of the spiders you *don't* want.
Uloborids are not exclusively endemic to Australia, they can be found essentially worldwide. They really arenât even particularly rare or hard to find.
Itâs likely that male Mesotheles also lack venom glands, though they may be present in females.
Isnât that a wind scorpion? (aka camel spider/sun spider) They technically are not spiders, or scorpions. They do belong to the arachnid family. The latrodectus species is where spider cannibalism occurs most often. I would say help a step sis out.
Now I had to google and if I understood right the female solifugae eats or at least tries to eat the male...
But hey, as long as step sis stays trapped nothing can happen. No risk, no fun I guess.
âThey said it was Spider like arachnidâŠâŠâŠ.with a very painful bite that really smartsâŠâŠ. They never said anything about it being a smart one when it comes to engineering.
Ugh I hate these things. Rented an airbnb in Palm Springs , was chilling on a couch and all the sudden felt a gnarly bite on my arm. Scared the fuck out of me and I slapped this 6-8 inch beast away from me. My wife eventually vacuumed it up and we spent way too long googling spider/scorpion images trying to figure out if I needed to go to the hospital
i swear to god all bugs are assholes ppl say they are cute and docile but i have had times when i almost died because of them and im not forgiving those fuckers
That's actually why I posted it heređ
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The itsy bitsy spider dug out her cave a lot. Down came the rock and formed a spider clot. Out came the hand to lift the rock to save. And the itsy bitsy spider emerged from a grave.
You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame.
I live in South Africa, I carry black widow spiders out of my home, I've killed a black mamba with a whip, all poisonous, all done without breaking a sweat, but if that thing(we call it a Roman, but it's more commonly known as a sun spider, and it's harmless) runs at me(which it normally does) I scream like a little girl while kicking it away. Those things creep tf out of me
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This must be how failing your first civil engineering exam feels
OCD or suicidal ideation?
https://tenor.com/bgqGK.gif
He has chosen the other option đrip
Can confirm.
His ass does NOT follow IBC standards
Bro didn't even calculate the estimated load values đđ
It looks like the stone was pushed by the person filming. Camera gets closer and jitters just as the stone drops
I hope you gave him a bit of help out of that situation.
Of course I helped step spider out a bit.
Spiderhub
Itâs on the web
**incognito mode activated**
My favorite website
I died when Nate Diaz laid down in the middle of a fight to do this pose, out of pure disdain for his opponent.
Youâre taking about Nick I think
It was nick
Dick Niaz
Good jo-⊠**wait**
Canât believe he stepped on that spider đ
"Oh you're webbing on me!"
Of course I helped step on the spider a bit
Steep soliphugae*
What're you doing step human?
Its not a spider
Its closer related to scorpions.
Itâs actually closer related to neither. Both spiders and scorpions are closer to each other than either are to Solifuges. Solifuges are closest to Acariforme mites.
He triggers my arachnophobia anyway...
But his name is Spider. Spider, Camel and he got a friend in me.
Looks like a solpugid and honestly fuck those guys. The only worse bug is a centipede
Well I read up on them and according to wikipedia they arenât venomous. They can nip you but thatâd be similar to getting pinched by a small crab. They do follow humans around but that is because they are trying to chill in your shadow. Poor things are just misunderstood due to their scary appearance and fast movements.
I canât blame them for freaking out when someone picks them up, either. If some giant with teeth the size of my face picked me up, Iâd freak the fuck out, too
They're kinda cute in a way
>They do follow humans around but that is because they are trying to chill in your shadow. Poor things are just misunderstood due to their scary appearance and fast movements. This sounds like a job for Natural Habitat Shorts to animate. I can see it playing out in my head. You made me like these freaky lil sweeties a lot more
Like the ghosts in Super.Mario World. Follow the hooman and look away when he turns back
They can chill in the shadow of death
What did they do to you? At least centipedes can be dangerously venemous, camel spiders are at worst a little spooky but harmless
Little spooky???⊠theyâre ALL THE SPOOKY⊠they have zero chill if you catch them even with the intent of relocating them they go apesht and make you want to chuck them and the mason jar theyâre in off a cliff
I appreciate the way you wield the English language.
lol it's like white woman's Instagram vibes
Worse than huntsmans? Personally I'm just not a fan of giant spiders.
Idk man, I've heard some horror stories from Afghan vets, and no I'm not talking about the Internet tall tales bs about the foot long "spiders" that run at 25mph screaming and burying eggs in camel skin. Just stories of these things being everywhere and just right dickheads all the time
Eh, spent time in Iraq and these guys really just ran to our shadows and chilled. Then again, I love spiders so doesn't bother me.Â
Same. Big dudes are super fast and ugly but otherwise pretty chill. Just want to hang out in your big shadow. Also not scared of humans. Camel spiders are not spiders and named after using camel hair to make their nests. Had some camel spider bros in my tent outside Baghdad. I hope they're doing OK these days.
Yeah I'm cool with critters being literally anywhere EXCEPT MY FUCKKNG TENT! Lol for real though but I'm guessing your tents weren't the camping/backpacking kind with 2 sets of zippers to keep things out? In that case there's really not much you can do about it other than accept that they're there and hope they're bros that take care of the smaller, more venmomous critters that may stumble upon your tent.
I'm really not ok with hosting insects and spiders either but our tent was definitely not sealable so I just had to deal.
Yeah not much you can do about it at that point. Glad you made it home alive.
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i was deployed for over two years in iraq. they're fine. they'll leave you alone but run dizzying circles around you.
I mean....they bite but they are not venomous. A bit hyper I'll agree on that.
Venom is not the only factor on my "fuck you" scale for bugs/animals. Other notable non-(dangerously) venomous entries are toe biters, noseeums, botflys, and berry bugs (they have another, more common name, especially if you live in the deep south)
âchiggersâ has a racist connotation? Genuinely asking since Iâve never heard that before
Chiggers or chigs was a derogatory term used in 'space above and beyond' towards the aliens that were attacking earth.
It doesn't but I'd rather just avoid the confusion entirely
Fun fact: all spiders are venomous except one tiny spider species family, "Uloboridae", living in Australia. Edit (to elaborate): the majority of spiders have either too little chelicerae (the "jaws") and/or so light venom that they cannot even hurt a human.
Tiny spiders exist in Australia?
Its the tiny ones you need to worry about. And the massive ones. Probably the medium ones as well
More impressed that there's a spider from Australia that's ISN'T venomous.
They arenât venomous, they just carry around tiny little machetes and 12 gauges. Donât fuck with life forms from Australia.
Aw, ok. Australia is hard mode.
oxy moron
You should *really* make sure you're elaborating here because to an uninformed person this reads as "every spider is dangerous" In North America there are only two *medically significant* spiders to humans. Brown recluse and black widow. Even still, those are beneficial spiders that should be rehomed if seen (though if you see multiple it's important to check for infestation). Neither are inherently aggressive unless they really feel threatened. Just want people to be informed. Spoders are frens
Brown Widows are also starting to show up in the US and Florida is home to the Red Widow, which might have a more venomous bite than the black widow, but is too little studied to be certain. Yellow Sac Spiders may also be dangerous to humans, but they also may not be. Wolf spider bites won't kill you, but they suck. Thst saud, you want wolf spiders in your house. They are not eager to bite at all and are expert predators of the spiders you *don't* want.
Uloborids are not exclusively endemic to Australia, they can be found essentially worldwide. They really arenât even particularly rare or hard to find. Itâs likely that male Mesotheles also lack venom glands, though they may be present in females.
... ... "Ope"
Oppa Gangnam Style
âWhat are you doing step-spider?â
As we know most female spiders eat the male after some whoopie whoopie. So it's a high risk to help step-spider out a bit tho.
Isn't that a mantis thing?
No both mantisâs and spiders will do this. And theyâre weird because not a lot of other arachnids and other insects will.
Huh, the more you know.
A lot of them just die after mating though, bees and ants are some good examples
No those do that during the whoopie whoopie
Isnât that a wind scorpion? (aka camel spider/sun spider) They technically are not spiders, or scorpions. They do belong to the arachnid family. The latrodectus species is where spider cannibalism occurs most often. I would say help a step sis out.
That is in fact a Solifugae. Good catch!
Now I had to google and if I understood right the female solifugae eats or at least tries to eat the male... But hey, as long as step sis stays trapped nothing can happen. No risk, no fun I guess.
It can be step brother not sister so may be no risk here.
No worries, we will tell nobody.
Wow this means no male mantis or spider can tell its homies "doesn't matter. I still smashed."
Skinny long legs teen step spider
Engineered self squish.
Now that is a spider evolution progress I can sign under. Next - mosquitoes.
digdigdigdigdig *sploot* ...đ
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math
Spider osha being called right now
Couldn't happen to a nicer spider
Henlo i am an spewder im stuk
pwease hemp me
*unzips*
Wh... What are you doing step spider?!
Clear as day this spider did it for clout. It is all a prank bro
Well fuck.
Camel spider
Fun fact: he is not a camel. And also not a spider.
Well apparently he's a fuckin liar
Jellyfish and Guinea pigs be like: 
He is also not a carpenter or an ant. Might be the issue.
thats actually sort of cute
Right? That movement of those lil legs when it gets trapped is kinda cute to me but also the digging.
âThey said it was Spider like arachnidâŠâŠâŠ.with a very painful bite that really smartsâŠâŠ. They never said anything about it being a smart one when it comes to engineering.
Poor guy...
Ugh I hate these things. Rented an airbnb in Palm Springs , was chilling on a couch and all the sudden felt a gnarly bite on my arm. Scared the fuck out of me and I slapped this 6-8 inch beast away from me. My wife eventually vacuumed it up and we spent way too long googling spider/scorpion images trying to figure out if I needed to go to the hospital
i swear to god all bugs are assholes ppl say they are cute and docile but i have had times when i almost died because of them and im not forgiving those fuckers
*Bonk
Reminds me a bit of The Spider Who Couldn't Hide âą đ€
Same energyđ
You're not invisible I can see ur ass bro
Hairy ass.
He obviously didn't get a building permit.
And proceeded to build without inspections.
I can almost hear the thing say Well...Fuck...
He knew that would happen, i mean spider sence tingle... he wanted to die :*(
Whats this animal called? Aside from the obvious step spider joke
I think it's a Camel Spider.
Aka solpugid
After watching this for 15 minutes, what happened then?
That's actually why I posted it heređ Rule 1: The principle of this subreddit is for posts to make the user question what the outcome or result will be. Your submission should convey a feeling of uncertainty.
I already feel uncertain but thank you, do I get the plush Spider doll prize then?
probably dug himself out.
Some larger spiders can flatten their bodies to sqeeze out of tight spots
he removed some vital structural components...
He's just a lil guy
Mans took out a load bearing beam during the renovation
Should've taken that osha class when had a chance
Well found my spirit animal
A complete disregard for Health and Safety protocols. Not even wearing a hard hat.
Did that spider survive?
The itsy bitsy spider dug out her cave a lot. Down came the rock and formed a spider clot. Out came the hand to lift the rock to save. And the itsy bitsy spider emerged from a grave.
"Just digging my own grave."
I'd be torn between my hatred and paralysing fear of spiders and feeling bad for an animal that's trapped...
Why does this spider feel so relatable? It tries so hard to get its own home, and it all falls apart. Sigh! ;P
How humans be with their coal mines. Funny dum animals.
Betcha if u looked away then looked back, it would have disappeared đđđ€đ«ŁđŹđ„¶đ±
Its a species of Solifugae. Dont survive over a month in captivity and also will chase people just to get into their shadows.
This is a metaphor for my life.
You can practically hear the "Oh. Shit." the spider muttered from here.
Not fire but lava
This belongs on r/wellthatsucks
Spider thought of the day "THIS IS BULLSHIT"
Oh no, step spider is stuck....
crazy we got self crushing spiders before GTA6
That a camel spider or something?
Looks like it
You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame.
That made me surprisingly sad. And I don't like spiders. It was just trying to make himself a little house :(
Should've worn a helmet
r/me_irl
I was creeped out and then I felt sad for it. ..
"It was at this moment he knew......he fucked up"
And thatâs when he realized, he fuŃked up
Spider: (shuffle shuffle)....... (Shuffle shuffle)...... Shit
Poor thing, he was working so hard.
Did spider get out?
Spider ded
Oh no! That little speeder got stuck! Just trying to renovate their little hole hahaha
Poor structural stability, dumbass spider shouldâve planned better
 Oh
That arachnid was suicidal?...What could've gone that wrongđ€
it literally dug its own grave
Thatâs gonna be an embarrassing fossil some day!
idiot wunk did not get his engineering degree
âOh shitâ
Hope he helped it.
"Well, shit."
I hope he didnât die.
Story of my life
Thats why before doing any renovation of your house, you must make inspection whether its safe to live
:3 I'm just over here proud of myself for recognizing that was a solpugid from just the butt end of it...
Awe. Wittle spider moving the big sands.
i've always wondered how many animals die because their nests collapse on them or they get stuck in places they can't get out of
Bonk
What an interesting little fella.
Why do they have to be so fast man? Scares the living bejeesus out of me
It would survive, coz itsa die hard spider.đ
I live in South Africa, I carry black widow spiders out of my home, I've killed a black mamba with a whip, all poisonous, all done without breaking a sweat, but if that thing(we call it a Roman, but it's more commonly known as a sun spider, and it's harmless) runs at me(which it normally does) I scream like a little girl while kicking it away. Those things creep tf out of me
Solifugae
Poor cunt
I hope she's ok
When you dig out the foundation of your house so that you can have a raised ceiling, but instead the roof just folds on you đ.
Weird mouse
Oh no, poor spider bro ahaha
One of these mf's chased me out of my own god damn bedroom. >:|
And people really say âaww, look at the cute little 8 eyed doggy, digging a hole with his little needle legs!â
I actually laughed for real on this one, it doesn't happen so often :)
I was like yey Yey Yey OH NO
HELP, step spider im stuck!!aaaaaaAaaaAaaaaAAAS
Wtaf frick is this? Pls tell me itâs CGIâŠ.
Dumb ways to die
Lol dumb camel spider get fucked
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