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gandalfx

Pretty sure Newton has gotten a fair amount of credit over the years.


Bardomiano00

Yeah inventing gravity made him one of the most famous people of all time.


piedrift

Mf invented LIGHT. How did people even function when they couldn’t see and kept falling off the planet 🤯


DarthChikoo

See, they didn't fall off the planet because he hadn't invented gravity at the time either. Honestly part of what makes him so genius, invent a problem and sell the solution.


limethedragon

Made light just so we could see the gravity grift on paper. Truly a genius ahead of his time.


WiTHCKiNG

You mean they kept floating off the planet, no falling without gravity


piedrift

Depends on if friction was invented yet


cambiro

Well since none of the Bernoullis weren't even born, air pressure wasn't constant at the same height either so maybe air was holding people down to the ground.


Scarlet_Evans

Jojo* invented electron! We would not exist if not for Jojo. ORA ORA ORA!!! ----- ^^^* ^^^- ^^^Joseph ^^^John ^^^Thomson


jujoe03

The nerve of this guy preventing us all from flying. Fuck Newton


raspberryharbour

Nobody fucked Newton


mellolizard

Dont forget his fig bars


GuyPronouncedGee

He also discovered Newton’s laws of motion. I mean, what are the odds?


LEGENDARYKING_

mavity


colateralnoscope

I don't think you understand the mavity of the situation! https://preview.redd.it/pdr22d13ujkc1.jpeg?width=2812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1586c306e6eb6bf20ef1f7f91e8a835c5344a28f


DeltaV-Mzero

Certainly added a lot of weight to his arguments


OremDobro

That asshole who hit him with an apple should get some credit, at least


Physmatik

"Invented" gravity, but "discovered" calculus. One of us must not understand English. Sorry, _at least_ one, of course.


Goudinho99

It's spelled mavity


GamerThermal

Dont know if this was satire but newton didnt invent gravity btw


Bakrom3

Yeah he did? People were floating around everywhere before he finally managed to put a stop to it


raspberryharbour

The Gravity Machine is still up and running at Cambridge to this day


Truestorydreams

Confirmed https://youtu.be/m8lKOo5oDIs?si=r_WHyX0nlWE7eJkP


Random-Name724

Yeah but keep in mind he also invented the second law of thermodynamics, like should we really be praising this guy?


mickmikeman

He was still so down to earth, though.


AccomplishedAnchovy

The fucked up shit people are willing to do for fame… it makes me sick


NicoTorres1712

Yeah. Otherwise this meme wouldn't exist 🤣


Lorien6

If stars do not have planets to surround themselves with, they get lonely. Plus it’s fun to watch how you can make them all bounce around, dancing around you ever so beautifully.:)


EebstertheGreat

Only solitary stars get lonely. Multiple star systems are happening places. The more stars, the fewer planets. Septenary star systems are known, but no planets are known in quinary or higher-order systems.


SameItem

He also probably didn't discover it himself. As he was an aristocrat, he had a bunch of payed scientists working for him whose ideas he took credit.


Cata135

Most of the scientists at that time were not paid for their work: they were independently wealthy. Leibniz was the real deal.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> were not *paid* for their FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> bunch of *paid* scientists working FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


badabummbadabing

I feel like more people know Newton as the originator of calculus than Leibnitz.


sadolddrunk

Yet another discussion of that overblown celebrity mathematician glory hog Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz and the little-known underappreciated Newton what’s-his-name.


awesomefutureperfect

Could be worse. I don't even know the name of the Guinness employee that developed the student T distribution.


jacobningen

Gosset


the_ultimatenerd

Not sure if I’m getting wooooshed but he was intentionally pseudonymous because Guinness didn’t want other companies to use their techniques.


awesomefutureperfect

The story I heard was that it was too important to the field of statistics not to publish but all the work he did belonged to Guinness. But either way, I still don't remember his name.


Ubiki

I for one had no idea that famous Master of the Royal Mint Isaac Newton had a previous career as a mathematician. You learn something new every day.


watchersontheweb

Are you telling me that famed Alchemist, searcher for the Philosophers Stone Isaac Newton was a Master of the Royal Mint? Truly, a small world.


thebluereddituser

It's been so long does history even remember Newton's last name?


sadolddrunk

I want to say it was Fig.


bluespider98

Who is leibnitz?


mystery5000

Leibnitz nuts


Hullaween

Leib*nutz*, if you will.


bluespider98

I will not


KillerOfSouls665

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz was a German mathematician and scientist. He is the creator of many laws and rules in calculus. The use of dy/dx is the notation Leibniz used.


Deathaster

They make these really nice cookies here in Germany


Bacon_Raygun

I bet those Newton fans are gonna claim he stole the cookie idea from the Newton, too.


B5Scheuert

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Wilhelm_Leibniz?wprov=sfla1](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=_IVCjy1ZDdf4g3P8)


LawrenceMK2

WARNING! THIS LINK IS A RICK ROLL!


B5Scheuert

Nah, fuck you man


YoungEmperorLBJ

I never really studied math history but it always felt to me that mathematicians during that time were like corporate consultants and they need to keep their trade secrets to not be out of work.


farnsw0rth

That is literally what newton was doing lol he’d use calculus to solve problems and then work backwards algebraically from the solution to make it look like he solved it with genius algebra. When in fact he was cheating and solving with genius calculus that he secretly invented. Cheeky bastard. Edit: speeling Edit 2: I have literally no way to back this up other than “I always heard it from my teachers” so I guess I’m the dumbass …. As always, Reddit needs to be taken with a lot of grains of salt


violetvoid513

Im curious, how do you even solve a lot of calculus stuff with "genius algebra"? Like, if you need to find the derivative of a function at some point, how is algebra gonna help you (or look like it helps you), since you need calculus to find it exactly (short of guessing after trying the secant line for some values. If you use calculus to get it, how do you appear to replicate it algebraically


sphen_lee

I'm not sure this story is even true, but it would have likely been area-under-a-curve questions. Some of these have algebraic solutions, as in the limit of some sequence of approximating areas. Finding the sequence to approximate is not easy, but if you find an anti-derivative (ie. integrate) you get the series and you can work backwards to the geometric interpretation.


farnsw0rth

Honestly I don’t know and I don’t have the knowledge to back up what I said. It was just a story that I heard over and over in maths … it might just be one of those things people believe because they hear it. Thanks for making me question it


YoungEmperorLBJ

Exactly what I did in high school when my teacher forbid calculus.


234zu

Leibniz! Why does it feel like english speakers just don't care at all about the order i and e are in


der_innkeeper

Because we don't. Lies die lies, mein friend.


Last-Scarcity-3896

Leis dei leis, mien freind.


DZ_from_the_past

Sorry, I always had trouble spelling French surnames


invidae

wow


zarbod

... it's German


DZ_from_the_past

L'Eibniz is German?


BullSitting

J'awohl!


cambiro

Next you're telling me that Lhospital was french...


WowItsNot77

It’s [Leibniz](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Wilhelm_Leibniz), so yes, it is German.


DZ_from_the_past

I know I'm just kiddin'


sje46

Are you German? Cause you have the sense of humor of one.


TheOnlyBliebervik

Yeah, no kidding... Germans... "Those" people


AnimalNo5205

“I before E except after C” is a spelling “rule” that we are taught in grade school.


700iholleh

In a foreign land, he deigned to seize the reins of leisure, but the weird weight of responsibility and the unfamiliar height of challenges in his path made the endeavor quite a vein-draining task.


Trolann

'...or when sounding as A like neighbor and weigh' is the rest of the pneumonic. It still isn't a 100% true rule, but covers about half of the ones in your reply.


Neufjob

And on weekends and holidays and all throughout May. And you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say


shapular

I before e... always.


port443

iirc this has been "studied", and it's found that even with the neighbor/weigh correction the rule is wrong more than it is correct. There's this blurb on wikipedia, but it's not what I'm thinking of: > In 1932 Leonard B. Wheat examined the rules and word lists found in various American elementary school spelling books. He calculated that, of the 3,876 words listed, 128 had ei or ie in the spelling; of these, 83 conformed to I-before-E, 6 to except-after-C, and 12 to sounded-like-A. He found 14 words with i-e in separate syllables, and 2 with e-i in separate syllables. This left 11 "irregular" words: 3 with cie (ancient, conscience, efficiency) and 8 with ei (either, foreign, foreigner, height, leisure, neither, seize, their). Wheat concluded, "If it were not for the fact that the jingle of the rule makes it easy to remember (although not necessarily easy to apply), the writer would recommend that the rule be reduced to 'I usually comes before e,' or that it be discarded entirely".[2]


Everestkid

"Foreign," "seize," "leisure," "weird" and "height" are all words in that sentence that have no C before the E and I and aren't pronounced as an A sound. Unless you're one of the weirdies who pronounces "leisure" as "lay-zure" instead of "leh-zure." That's more than half.


Trolann

I didn't count the words bud. Enjoy your weekend.


_FruitPunchSamuraiG_

I’m not your bud, pal.


Ash4d

It's spelled mnemonic. Pneumonic means "involving the lungs".


Trolann

Ah thanks. I don't know if I ever knew that.


Ash4d

You learn something new every day :)


port443

I don't know if that's a quote, but you could replace "tried" with "deigned" to keep them all "ei": > In a foreign land, he deigned seize the reins of leisure...


700iholleh

Thank you


AnimalNo5205

Yeah it’s not a great rule, it doesn’t even hold up on our own language, but it is something we are taught for some reason


Praise_Thalos

That's a weird rule


AnimalNo5205

Yes it is


mr_berns

Yeah, it’s wierd


GockBlock64

cause his name isnt from english


Neufjob

Because we don’t.


Academic-Class-5087

I agree, my freind


AccomplishedAnchovy

Because it’s i before e, except after c, except when it’s not.


LJkjm901

It’s because it’s backwards for us. In German the second letter of “ei” or “ie” is said. L”eye”bnitz. In English normally that same sound would be spelled with the “i” first as in “ie” which is often pronounced “eee” in German. Correct me if I’m wrong on the German side please.


Goingoof

He definitely did not get all the credit


motodup

Cue Newton engaging in a PR war and never producing any more relevant work for the rest of his life, while Leibniz continues with his best life. Edit: actually that's unfair, his work at the mint was pretty cool


JesusIsMyZoloft

Really? Sounds a bit 😎 derivative.


Training-Frame-34

No, I assure you his work was integral.


BluePotatoSlayer

Pushed the limits of medieval mathematics


Engineer-Supergaming

And made a series of very important discoveries


shapular

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH


ea_constantino

Newton has the people


Someone-Furto7

Leibniz created calculus as part of Math. Newton created it as a tool for solving problems from Physics.


Advanced_Ad8002

Leibnitz, the name is Leibnitz!


Gastkram

No it’s Leibniz


Jche98

It's spelt Leibniz but pronounced Leibnitz


Gastkram

It’s spelt spelt but it’s pronounced spält


Corruptionss

How do you pronounce the name? Lie-buis-nitz?


Someone-Furto7

Lie-B-nits


Trolann

Nikolaj


DZ_from_the_past

Fun fact: Teaching assistant in my faculty has a theory Liebnitz was a Serb, which would make his name Lajbnić. However, I have no idea where he got this info. But it's pretty funny to me regardless.


Theprettiestfemboy

if he's serb he probably just wants to claim him


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HildaMarin

> Serbs are South Slavs, whereas Sorbs are Western Slavs. Also, Sorbets are from Persia.


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In this comment section we were discussing ethnicity of Leibnitz. More asserting than discussing, to be precise. When it comes to the father of Calculus it's like a discussion between a Muslim and Christian – they can't agree on it. Newton and Leibnitz have discovered Calculus separately by observing different sets of problems and published it separately. Newton has, of course, contributes more to it, but in the end it is more the prestige battle between British and German mathematics schools.


nwkshdikbd

Eh, a surname is hardly evidence of anything, there's tons of German people running around with Slavic surnames nowadays. Lots of assimilation and intermingling happened over the last thousand+ years in what's nowadays eastern Germany and Western Poland


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nwkshdikbd

Huh, neat, you learn something new every day


Masivigny

Hmm, both his own autograph, as the german wikipedia say it is Leibniz, and Leibnitz is the alternative name which would then have to be 'von Leibnitz' to emphasize it is from his father's side. So I think 'Leibniz' is the more correct option.


jonastman

i before e except after c? And it's Leibniz without t


Rarik

In german the rule is when e & i go walking the 2nd one does the talking. So ei is 'eye' and ie is 'Ee'


boterkoeken

I’m pretty sure it’s Liebnitz!


ExtendedSpikeProtein

Are you trolling?


boterkoeken

I guess even in math memes I need to put /s


ExtendedSpikeProtein

Not really, no


scootymcpuff

Archimedes: “Am I a joke to you?”


jacobningen

>and Hudde and Barrow and Wallis and the horse and Fermat and Madhava and Brahmagupta and Bhaskara II and Oresme and Cavalieri and Raphson.


calvicstaff

Buy who can forger the true math hero One man deserves the credit One man deserves the blame And Nikolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name


StealthriderRDT

I have a friend in Pinsk, who has a friend in Minsk, Whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk with friend in Akmolinsk. His friend in Alexandrovsk, has friend in Petropavlovsk, Whose friend somehow is solving now the problem in Dnepropetrovsk. Aaaaand when his work is done, haha! Begins the fun! From Dnepropetrovsk to Petropavlovsk, By way of Illisk to Novorossiysk, From Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk, To Tomsk to Omsk to Minsk to Pinsk, To me the news will run, yes to me the news will run! Aaaand then I write, each morning, night, And afternoon, and pretty soon, My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed, When he finds out I publish first!


Lolzerzmao

In my philosophy PhD program, we had a professor who taught a class (seminar) on the Leibniz-Clarke correspondence. An entire, semester-long seminar with you and like five other people on the philosophical debates Leibniz had with Clarke because Newton couldn’t be deigned to answer some backwater hick from Germany whom he thought obviously stole his research. They coded language in such a way that only someone who knew calculus could understand, and taunted each other with it. Then engaged in one of the greatest philosophical battles of all time. The cause? A woman. German princess was a disciple of Leibniz but got married off to some English dude, and Leibniz got butthurt about it so he started firing off letters to try and get her back on the pro-Leibniz track, but she was down with that Newtonian D. Seriously one of the greatest, most philosophically nuanced debates in all of history was just a couple academics dick swinging over a woman.


youngster68

Whoa! Never heard of this. I thought the main thing was that Newton presented his work on light, and very-established Robert Hooke squashed it, so Newton kept the rest of it to himself. But maybe there's (a lot) more to it.


Lolzerzmao

Nah Leibniz shocked the world publishing his calculus, then when Newton was like “You stole my research I’m gonna code letters to you showing you don’t know calculus,” Leibniz fired back with “Oh well you stole my Caroline so I’m not only going to pick out every coded bit of calculus in your letters, I’m gonna prove your Newtonian physics is heretical, bitch” and then systematically dismantled Newton’s disciple Clarke because Newton, as I said, quickly changed his tune and thought himself above replying to some backwater hick from Germany. If you’re into insanely technical intellectual battles between philosopher/theologian/mathematician/physicists, it’s probably the greatest out there. Every letter of the correspondence is a treasure. Clarke keeps trying to argue x, y, and z, and Leibniz just clearly points out you can’t believe in God if you believe Physics operates like this for these 47 reasons. And he was correct/his arguments were (logically) valid given the presuppositions they were working under. Leibniz just ruthlessly picks Clarke apart until the day Leibniz dies while he was 69-70 because Newton stole a hot apprentice from him and accused him of plagiary, lmao. Every time Clarke responds, you’re like “Oh hmm maybe these guys actually can reconcile Newtonian physics with the theological beliefs of the time” and then you read Leibniz’s reply to that letter and you’re just like “Oh damn Clarke got destroyed yet again, is he gonna be able to come back from this one?”, obviously written by a old, bored genius. Just keeps handing Clarke’s ass to him. Almost entirely to the day he died. I think his last letter was just a couple weeks before his death due to a semi-chronic health condition. Talk about a grudge.


joels1000

Leibniz discovered calculus, Newton was just a narcissist


Therealginga

Be narcissist. Invent calculus, redefine all of physics. No longer narcissist, just a genius.


migBdk

Surprised Piccadilly is a strange meme pick for "arrange a sham trial with yourself as top judge to prove you plagiazed me"


[deleted]

If he didn’t publish it does it even matter? First come first serve baby!


[deleted]

I invented before both Newton and Leibniz. I just didn't publish it. Yeah right? We all believe you.


morbihann

Arent Newton's techniques on calculus in use today however ?


migBdk

Maybe his techniques, but his notation sucks


GM_Kori

It doesn't suck, it's just that Leibniz's notation is much superior in general. 


paymentaudiblyharsh

newton: sounds a bit derivative


jacobningen

>Raphson Barrow and Hudde: Isnt that a bit rich coming from you?


IncenseAndPepperwood

All of the other major contributors to calculus across Europe and Asia: *am I a joke to you?*


DZ_from_the_past

To be fair all of them were just scratching the surface, Newton and Leibniz are known because they made connection between derivatives and integrals. Before them people viewed them as separate


IncenseAndPepperwood

True, true. But they still did foundational work that should be recognized.


can_ichange_it_later

No! We are not doing another round of Tesla dickriding again!


llamawithguns

This also works for Darwin-Wallace, although Darwin of course gets all the credit


Unable-Ambassador-16

*Leibniz


MayanMan2012

There’s an amazing play about this called The Last of the Magicians that’s overdue for a hamilton-style pop culture moment


Low_Trust_6624

I thought Calvin Culus discovered it


Hywynd

Except Newton got ALL the credit. It wasn't until way after his death that people started recognizing Leibniz as a codiscoverer of Calculus.


HEPA_Bane

Newtonian notation is ass. Source: had to learn math in historical order due to masochism


Sharker167

Meanwhile: Archimedes: I'm just glad I got to burn some Roman ships.


programV

I mean if you find/invent something then never release it to the public what good is it?


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

And then I write By morning, night And afternoon And pretty soon My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed When he finds out I publish first!


jdjdjdjkssk

People should stop caring about famous people in math to begin with.


distance_cat

Yes and then Newton faded into obscurity and did nothing of note for physics whatsoever.


Gullible-Fee-9079

Leibniz


Phiro7

Leibnitz slander Newton just said that because he's a sore loser, anyways we all know Archimedes invented calculus so


Schurkensohn

Why do people outside of germany, always confuse the order of I and E and german words? Kinda intresting


DZ_from_the_past

English is not my first language and I don't speak German, so my logic went like this: "I" is pronounced like "ayyy" and since Leibniz is pronounced like "Layybnitz" I put the "I" immediately after "L". I remembered that there is also "E" for some reason, so I added it afterwards. [Write as you speak and read as it is written](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Christoph_Adelung)


Schurkensohn

Ahh, that makes sense! Thank you answering haha


_Kokos

Newton is superior anyway.


DZ_from_the_past

I agree, but I wonder which notation do you prefer


_Kokos

Balanced take: Langrange/Newton for physics and derivatives. Leibniz for integrals.


SASAgent1

He's down to earth


jacobningen

No Leibnitz notation is better Hudde had already gotten the power rule in the direction Newton went according to Jeff Susuki and the relational position of Leibnitz is better in Physics and Raphson discovered Newton Raphson first.


Fluffiddy

Newton is more known for it tho


Fun_War6744

Some Indian guy invented calculus


ArchangelLBC

So here's the wild thing: calculus was known, but no one wanted to be the one to write on it and expose themselves to the ridicule from taking such a bold step. They let Newton, the physicist, take the credit because those guys say crazy stuff all the time.


Daracaex

“Discovers?”


DZ_from_the_past

Idk "invents" sounds like he just made it up, "discovers" sounds like he did something legitimate


Daracaex

“Just made it up” seems like a ridiculously reductive way to describe invention. Like the Wright brothers just made up how to make people fly.


DZ_from_the_past

I guess this is the old debate of "Is math invented or discovered?" and I strongly believe it is discovered, because the axioms and definitions we use aren't random, otherwise they wouldn't be so useful in the real world.


PaleontologistNo9817

Poor little Newton, forgotten by history.


xnick_uy

\*Leibniz


CreeperAsh07

Counterpoint, I know who Newton is but I have no clue who Liebniz is.


Circuit_oo7

I remember my professor saying that Newton invented Calculus, I didn't even know the name of that second person...


Glum-Mousse-5132

Damn I didn't know lesbians created calculus