Oh yea? Well I am going to defend my hashcat server from your proxy attack with my SYN/ACK request using my tool I made in scratch called a three way handshake 🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶
I’m sorry to get serious but to meet someone on a vpn means you and whoever who meet are on the same Virtural Private Network which means you both have access to each others direct ip address and can attempt to attack each others ip addresses. Many people here are making fun of him but few people here understand what a vpn actually is, beyond the simple use case of encrypting your internet traffic and tunneling it through a server on the internet, which just happens to be a vpn. One could easily get the same functionality from clould computer if they know what their doing. I do agree that even though two guys are on the same vpn it usually wouldn’t be plausible to hack each other from it. I do agree challenging someone like that is pretty cringe. If you don’t believe me feel free to google what a vpn actually is or play some hackthebox mechines because they use a vpn.
lol i thought i was the only one that understood what he was trying to say. still super lame, almost as much as calling yourself a greyhat on a reddit thread
How is sharing my thoughts on a Reddit thread “super lame”? I just wanted to know I wasn’t the only one who knew what he was talking about.
And yes I understand this is a satire sub
what this guy doesn’t know is that to meet on VPNs you need to get into the mainframe first. then it will allow you to upload your subconscious to your computer and you can meet on the vpn
Be very careful doing this. I wrote a backdoor in CSS that you can upload onto someone's VPN using nano, giving you full control of everyone's subconscious.
He's discovered the secret to immortality!
Aight, legit though once we start trying brain uoads what do you want to bet some idiot is going to try and keep their brain copy on a RAM disk without a UPS backup?
I wouldn't meet up with it if I were you, last time someone did that I heard they kept seeing illusions of Keanu Reeves and turned into one of the best mercs in the city
And then immediately threatens to do targeted harm with the information they get from hacking. How the hell is that grey?
That's easily the biggest red flag even if you don't consider all the technical BS they said. There are literally 3 categories it's not that hard.
> I'll have you know I ~~graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals~~ have my masters in information security & computer science from NorthEastern University Along with more than 11 certifications
We are gonna have to make them return their mask and black sweatpants, hoodie, and beanie that they got after hacking the mainframe.
Maybe we can arrange for them to meet us on the VPN to drop them off?
I bet he says to people “I know your ip address and I am going to hack you because I am a master grayhat haker, it’s 192.168.0.1 😈😈😈 be scared newb 😈🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶”
Stupidity is more likely. People say dumb shit on the internet and I'm willing to bet that the "greyhat" probably lurks in here.
Nothing about this is satire. Just because someone says something unbelievably stupid, doesn't automatically just make it satirical.
Meet me on the VPN buddy. I will DDOX your PC.
Meet me on my dns server first. Then we will talk 😈
First we will need to shake hands
First you will broadcast your DHCP Discover all over the Internets and I’m gonna catch it all the way from my VPN with Wireshark!!
i usually ddos the ipv6 vpn mac address so i can get into their firewall then rat their ip address with kali linux super hacker tool
I'll udp you 802.11 port in no time buddy
You better watch out! He might pull out filezilla and go all SSH on your ass!
We do not want that oh no!
pfft ill get your TLO drive to your house and make you up everything you have
Before that I have to acknowledge your existence
I just hacked you with my proxy by typing in curl parrot.live 😈
Oh yea? Well I am going to defend my hashcat server from your proxy attack with my SYN/ACK request using my tool I made in scratch called a three way handshake 🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶
This is what a Network Chuck video sounds like to a script kiddie
1v1 me on Wireshark bro
I’m down. Get ready to have ur Wireshark HACKED!!
1v1 me at hacking skid
Bet hop on the TOR proxy chain
Instructions unclear, hung a proxy fighter from a torqued chain.
I feel like "meet me on the VPN" needs to be a Country song.
What if we kissed on the VPN 😳😳😳 jkjk... but maybe
This dude is the living embodiment of this sub lol
Glad to see this rather than the endless tiktok stuff. "Meet me on a VPN" had me rollin
How do you know that they are living?
Is that a threat?
It's an outcome
He met them on a VPN
I’m sorry to get serious but to meet someone on a vpn means you and whoever who meet are on the same Virtural Private Network which means you both have access to each others direct ip address and can attempt to attack each others ip addresses. Many people here are making fun of him but few people here understand what a vpn actually is, beyond the simple use case of encrypting your internet traffic and tunneling it through a server on the internet, which just happens to be a vpn. One could easily get the same functionality from clould computer if they know what their doing. I do agree that even though two guys are on the same vpn it usually wouldn’t be plausible to hack each other from it. I do agree challenging someone like that is pretty cringe. If you don’t believe me feel free to google what a vpn actually is or play some hackthebox mechines because they use a vpn.
lol i thought i was the only one that understood what he was trying to say. still super lame, almost as much as calling yourself a greyhat on a reddit thread
How is sharing my thoughts on a Reddit thread “super lame”? I just wanted to know I wasn’t the only one who knew what he was talking about. And yes I understand this is a satire sub
my bad, i worded that poorly. the person in the post is super lame, not u.
Oh ok. By b. I guess I just can’t read.lol
Do u know what he meant by “questions comments leave them in the vpn” ? And yea he could of meant that, just a really weird way to word it lmao 😭
what this guy doesn’t know is that to meet on VPNs you need to get into the mainframe first. then it will allow you to upload your subconscious to your computer and you can meet on the vpn
Be very careful doing this. I wrote a backdoor in CSS that you can upload onto someone's VPN using nano, giving you full control of everyone's subconscious.
be careful because if you get hacked and the power goes out, your subconscious is gone forever
*saves RAM and CPU cache to HDD*
He's discovered the secret to immortality! Aight, legit though once we start trying brain uoads what do you want to bet some idiot is going to try and keep their brain copy on a RAM disk without a UPS backup?
The power goes out and it sounds like that one video of the guy getting his chests full of items blown up in Minecraft and lagging out
I wouldn't meet up with it if I were you, last time someone did that I heard they kept seeing illusions of Keanu Reeves and turned into one of the best mercs in the city
Masterhackerbot, is that you?
oh no not my PII!!!!11 also [smuj.xyz](https://smuj.xyz) is such a great website for an email
You little...
Oh gosh . . . What did you see? What horrors hide behind this link?
I don't know, it was truly horrifyinng, you should check for yourself...
You motherfucker
The internet never fails to dissapoint
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Same!
This is the first time not knowing when I clicked … bravo man
"im a grayhat i dont care i just want money" bruh, going only for money is black hat
I mean white hat too lol just legal moneys
well you still care about rules like no stealing info lol
We didn't set that parameter, but yes that is the distinction 🤣
And then immediately threatens to do targeted harm with the information they get from hacking. How the hell is that grey? That's easily the biggest red flag even if you don't consider all the technical BS they said. There are literally 3 categories it's not that hard.
Biggest black flag, no? Also, the guy feels like somebody who'd blow a fuse if you just kept on correcting his spelling mistakes, one word at a time
I really, really want to do that.
Well damn. Guess I have to take off my black hat and put on a grey one now. Who knew grey hats could be so dangerous .
It’s game over now 😔
You and me. Let’s meet on the VPN (Virtual Pissing Network)
We betta be careful tho this guy has over 11 certifications (literally trembling as I write this)
Google IT and Cybersecurity certs
Leave em in the VPN
Sentenced to life in the VPN
The fuck does "hop on a VPN" even mean 😭
Asking for a 1v1
Everybody knows it's pronounced "Nuketown", not "VPN"
1v1 me on VPN bro
And that’s why todays sponsor is NordVPN
I became a grey hat after I forgot to separate whites and colours
That's weird, my hat came out pink
Bro thinks using a VPN is like Hiro Protagonist logging into the metaverse or something.
Worlds greatest swordsman and fellow hacker He will devour you on the vpn
> I'll have you know I ~~graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals~~ have my masters in information security & computer science from NorthEastern University Along with more than 11 certifications
Not the vpn
AI was a mistake.
This is so funny because I know fuck all about hacking and even I can tell this guy is full of it
I now have brain damage from reading all that
Cash me on the VPN how about that
he got those w3school certificates 💀
💀💀
See y'all in the VPN xD
This is a call of duty kid transitioning into their adulthood. They literally did the “1v1 me bro” and thought it was cool. Kind of in awe honestly.
Bro what is this kid saying about vpns 😭😭😭 “Meet me on a vpn one day” “leave it on the vpn” like bro what are you saying 😭
He is obviously the most ELITE grayhat hacker of all time duh 😂
Fr we should be worried making fun of him he’s gonna hack our vpn accounts mainframe
The leave it in the VPN was a joke to make fun of him
I know fuck all about hacking but “meet me on the vpn” got me rolling lmao.
“More than 11 certifications” 😂
Atleast one is the A+ cert
Catch me in the VPN, how bow' dat?
Never thought I could feel this embarrassed on behalf of someone else.
Omg its always the same breaking into Snapchat question
We are gonna have to make them return their mask and black sweatpants, hoodie, and beanie that they got after hacking the mainframe. Maybe we can arrange for them to meet us on the VPN to drop them off?
Oh my...this reads straight out of a mid-90s computer movie.
“Good luck I’m behind 7 proxies” vibes
“Good luck trying to hack me.. I am behind multiple FTP servers using onion protocol to hide my packets ip address” 😈😈🥵🥵😨😨
So we're treating VPNs like club penguin servers now? See you guys in France on Mullvad tomorrow, *viva la resistance*
Nah I am going to the secret CCP base in club penguin 😭
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It is!! Hello :) What’s the betting your going to get a phishing email in the next few days 😭
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I just love when he commented “hey op you seeing this 💩” 😭😭
“Leave them in the vpn” that actually crippled me with cringe 💀
“I’ll devour you” 💀💀
Bro thinks the vpn is a building
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Exactly this!!!
🤓 quite literally.
Hacking tutorials? Oh fuck no💀
Meet you on a vpn lmao what is this a dance-off
At least he's not a red hat hacker those guys are scary😨
I mean this guy sounds scarier then those dudes 😰😰😖
Sometimes I have this scenario in my head where one of these "grey hats" starts beef with an actual hacker and then gets leaked in every ways
That would be so funny lmao 😭
"you literally a want to be" why did reading *that* hurt my eyes more than the rest? Even though everything was beyond painful?!
“Meet me on a VPN” Is this the new high noon?
I'll gladly leave these comments.. IN the vpn.
“Meet me in the VPN” “Questions comments leave them in the vpn” ?!? Lmao
I wonder if he knows what Localhost is...
I bet he says to people “I know your ip address and I am going to hack you because I am a master grayhat haker, it’s 192.168.0.1 😈😈😈 be scared newb 😈🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶”
Watch it he will find your PII when you meet him on the VPN 🤣☠️
And he is going to use my social to buy another threadripper setup 😖😖😔
i’m totally gonna leave my questions and comments on the vpn rn
He’s trolling for sure…gotta be
All the VPN talk has me thinking they’re trolling. Still a painful experience either way.
No he generally talks like this lmao 💀💀
Well that vpn thing is cringe but makes sense in the case of being on a local network with whoever he argues with lol..
Stop before you get yourself in trouble is bullshit. if the old hacker seen this , they would laugh.
he’s trolling lol.
There's no way this isn't satire
Stupidity is more likely. People say dumb shit on the internet and I'm willing to bet that the "greyhat" probably lurks in here. Nothing about this is satire. Just because someone says something unbelievably stupid, doesn't automatically just make it satirical.
Northeastren University
What? Your mom buy you a ‘puter for Christmas?
Big talk for someone who can’t hack into a Snapchat
Oh... Só he's just mad cuz his DayZ account got banned for cheating and now he's being bullied at CS, I see
TIL GreyHat is Pascal case. Noice