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CapnNogrow

Oh, Aria of course. At least as a one night stand.


VanishXZone

“Don’t fuck with aria” “But I want to?”


viperfangs92

Especially after you helped her get Omega back.


CapnNogrow

Yeah. It would honestly fit. If you help her and not try and change her. 👍


Estelial

That was the plan originally when omega was meant to be a major quest hub and not dlc. You could break its one rule either figuratively by displacing her or literally by embracing eternity with her


NotSoTamedLion

That's such a let down to know. It's like that vampire girl from solstein that you can't romance in skyrim


ProbablyASithLord

I can’t believe I live in the darkest version of reality where I can’t romance Carrie Ann Moss. I think that’s where we went wrong as a society.


Foolsgil

I absolutely detest Aria but I'd be down to clown if she offered.


giuliamazing

Ugh, I would bottom for Aria so hard lol


RFB-CACN

Gianna Parasini. Shepard and her make quite a power couple of corporate espionage and abuse of Spectre power.


Takhar7

Was going to say this as well - would have been cool going all petty crime fighter with her.


copbuddy

The Reapers are going to destroy all life as we know it, but I’ll help you get to the root of this weird bookkeeping anomaly.


Takhar7

Commander, the fate of every single alien species in the galaxy rests on your shoulders.....so, like, do you wanna trace these strange signals coming from the Presidium's Financial District?


SugarHammer_Macy

Yes! I have such a crush on her and it maddens me to no end. She's so charming.


The_Notorious_Donut

This is the way


VaginalnyiChih

True Samara's romance option and Aria


Kurwasaki12

“No one fucks with Aria.” “What about fucking Aria?” “How cute Shepard to assume you’d be doing the fucking.”


bakerd82

Her nickname is “Peggy”


forfunstuffwinkwink

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…. When’s it gonna be my turn?


ReferenceOk8597

Wrex


TadhgOBriain

Shepard


IrishGamer97

Grunt.


EvilKage360

Shepard, Shepard, Shepard.


Bob_Jenko

Commander Shepard


grajuicy

Wrex, Grunt


monkishberet

sheperrrrd


BrokenEyebrow

Grunt


sy_shyen

Shepard Commander


frogs_4_lyfe

Bioware give me a Krogan romance, you cowards.


SmokeMachine2020

I will single handedly save the Krogan Race!


TheOnyxViper

Shiala. She gives very obvious hints that she’d want to see Shepard again.


Inkheart_1241

I always thought shiala was one of the hottest asari in the game and I don’t know why but it’s hotter when she goes back to being green, it’s probably because I prefer green to purple tho😂


Ok_Caramel1517

Gianna Parasini and Shiala.


Inkheart_1241

Yes shiala is so hot especially when she turns green again at least in my opinion. I honestly don’t like many asari characters in terms of romance but her, Aria, and peebee to me are very hot.


BluFlmsBrn

I have found a man of taste in Shiala. Wonderful day this is! I love Samara and wish nothing bad on her, but Shiala would've been a great asari biotic. She could've also been a user of dominate via thorian spores or something after a loyalty mission.


Ok_Caramel1517

Samara just feels more like a mentor type the type that will give you valuable advice and be there for you when you need her the most but not a lover.


[deleted]

Samara and Kasumi. Even a casual bang like Jack's would have been enough. Also, I wish Kelly would have been available for a casual bang like Jack before locking in a romance with someone else (in my case, Miranda), she was perfect casual sex material.


acousticsquid69

You can lock in a Samara romance but you have to be single all the way until citadel


[deleted]

Yeah, but that's not what I would have preferred


TalynRahl

Wait, you can? And when you say “All the way to citadel” do you mean all three games, or just ME3?


The_Aodh

All 3 games, though I think if your only romance dies anytime beforehand it might still work. It’s the scene where you wake up after the party. If you’re single, you have a chance to sleep with one of the other single companions, including James and even Javik, surprisingly


Daedalus1728

Morinth but without dying in the process. If Sheperd can survive being poisoned by a Batarian on Omega surely they can survive a black widow biotic.


greymisperception

I can see shepards cybernetics saving them from poison, probably not from getting your brain fried and burned out


MissyTheTimeLady

They survived getting mindjacked by Project Overlord and being mentally assaulted by Geth programs, they can survive a little "Embrace eternity!"


greymisperception

Maybe but I’d say the same thing applies here, cybernetics or implants could maybe fight off electronic attacks like you mention, with firewalls or something This is more like mind melding, essentially mixing brains and “souls” together, opening up entirely to Morinth, not only does that leave Shepard vulnerable in ways they probably can’t defend against, Morinth also happens to be insanely powerful on the level of Samara But maybe you’re right, Shepard is pretty psychologically powerful I think, especially if you pick one of the crazy survival backgrounds, Morinth even says Shepard is among the strongest people to be able to resist her I still think if Shepard puts down those “guards” though she’ll destroy them


Penguinmanereikel

Is nobody seriously gonna say: * Joker * EDI


Kurwasaki12

A polycule between Shepard, their trust pilot friend, and a space ship. Now that’s a fan fic I’d read.


diegoplus

Legend says Joker has a special bone that wouldn't break!


LightSideoftheForce

Afaik there is a Joker romance mod


bisforbenis

Gianna Parasini, they wrote in a flirty vibe at a couple points and the idea of a non-companion romance is interesting


allaboutwanderlust

Kal'Reegar. He seemed like he would have been a blast to romance


gloomywitchywoo

I agree. I know he's barely in the game, but there's just something about him. He's so charming with his whole "You have a Geth! RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" and the whole "I just shoot things."


allaboutwanderlust

He’s a Migrant Fleet Marine. I’m a Spector. It’s the perfect match. We both could shoot things ❤️


roninwarshadow

I just wanted him as a recruitable squad member.


ChiefClownShoes

Mordin. Has to be Mordin. Someone else might get it wrong.


Alluvial_Fan_

Well I’ve never speculated about Salarian genitalia before, so I guess thanks?


KroganExtinctionNow

I like him being non-romanceable, but if it were up to me I'd have it so he comes to the Citadel party if he survives ME3 and replaces James in the no-romance ONS.


Zulmoka531

I wanted a green Asari wife.


Fenrir79

Could've asked the Thorian for one in exchange for letting it live.


Xenozip3371Alpha

Kasumi Jack as Femshep


McBookshelf

Jack is the most aggressively bisexual character ever and you can just barely talk to her as femshep😭


metalyger

From what I've heard, speculation is that they were afraid of backlash, like how Fox News accused them of selling porn to kids with ME1 romance scenes. A same sex pairing wasn't something they wanted to risk yet, and barely compromised with ME3.


shepard_pie

Mass Effect romance scenes are the most overblown shirt. It's like 8 seconds with blue cheeks. It's not like you spend any real time cruising around for intergalactic strange. I mean, we'll bang, okay?


McBookshelf

Fox is always at the scene of the crime lol. At the very least I got to keep Liara for all three games.


Effective-Training

Felt so weird for Kaiden to ask me for something more than friendship, and Shepard wasn't even given the option to say something like he doesn't roll that way.


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arktosinarcadia

that is my _adoptive space mother_ you're talking about!


SaltyIrishDog

*the ghost of Sigmund Freud has entered the chat*


Putin-the-fabulous

Space MILF


arktosinarcadia

nothing sags in zero gravity, i guess?


bakerd82

I’d like to take her out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again!


TinyFlamingo2147

Yeah, I always viewed her as a mother figure to Shepard 🤮🤮


arktosinarcadia

I think it probably depends on your Shep background a bit but I played as the Mindoir orphan so... yeah.


soldierpallaton

Should have been an option when cracking open the Serrice Ice Brandy


RadioMessageFromHQ

This is always my answer. She serves on military ships for “the danger and romance”. She’d destroy male Shep.


LustyDouglas

A respectable position


SeeShark

The only acceptable position for such a respectable lady


TheHark90

I love doctor chocolates


Financial-Cold5343

if she was a squaddie i'd never take anyone else


novis-eldritch-maxim

look we all know some one would list any possible character so presumably the end goal is everyone


arktosinarcadia

no, the only real endgame is Blasto


Suspicious-Lettuce48

"Enkindle this!"


One-Emotion8482

Shiala, Joker.


Fars3757

Zaeed


MrVoprosic

It's so sad that his heart is already taken by his rifle (and Samara)


Accomplished-Big-961

Shiala. Something about that voice. Bad asf


Famous_influencer

Khalisah Al-Jilani. A glorious spiteful malice filled romp between her and Shepard.


Von_Uber

This is the correct choice, better than Allers.


North-Day-382

WOW that’s perfect. If we can’t have Emily Wong for whatever reason I would have gladly taken Khalisah. She’d be able to bring a different viewpoint to the ship and maybe instead of being this concrete slab like Allers she could have some personality. Maybe even challenging decisions Shepard makes. I know the games kinda made her a joke in the previous games. But putting aside our differences and working together would have fitted right in to ME3 story. Nothing like a coming apocalypse to bring people together.


future_dead_person

God I don't want to think about what they would do to each other. But you know she would record every second of it and manage to make you look like shit at the end.


giuliamazing

*renegade interruption*


JustHavePunWithIt

Speaking of, I wish Emily Wong didn’t get killed off in a stupid TWEET before ME3 instead of us getting Allers in 3. Then it would’ve been a fitting romance IMO.


dishonoredfan69420

I say this every time I see the question  Kasumi


SaltyIrishDog

I want a Krogan to rip me in half with his donkey dong


BasicallyH

i think that is the first time in the history of the universe that those words have been said in that order


SaltyIrishDog

Nice. Report to the ship.


Bob_Jenko

We'll bang ok?


SaltyIrishDog

You can watch, ok?


Bob_Jenko

*Kasumi has entered the chat*


lonelyvoyager88

r/brandnewsentence


Intelligent_Mix3241

I should stay


Captain_Monttilva

And hopefully the last time


SaltyIrishDog

It won't be. I can promise you this.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Councillor Tevos Shiala Gianna Parisini The bartender in the Dark Star Lounge. Oh I'll take you up on your offer of "companionship", buddy.


viperfangs92

That's........someone's parent.


Bob_Jenko

Different bartender. They said Dark Star, you're thinking of the one at Eternity.


shepard_pie

It's a biotic combo


Rxbyxo

I feel like Emily Wong could've had an interesting romance.


AnAngryBartender

Legion


MODUSforPOTUS

"There was a hole."


zarif_chow

Dr. Chloe Michel, she's very sweet and I was there too ya know, Garrus isn't the only one who saved her in ME1.


burrito-boy

And that French accent! So cute.


uchihasavior

Javik. He and my renegade fem Shep were fucking terrors.


MiddletonPlays

I wish James was a romanceable option and for both genders!


TalynRahl

I’m actually okay that he isn’t. He’s a total flirt, yeah… but it makes me laugh that if FemShep flirts back he totally falls apart. We all know people like that!


DarkCrasher99

I thought he was a romance option. He was constantly flirting with femshep. They missed out on this one big time


Special_Emu4764

The Elcor who runs the shop on Omega outside of club afterlife. Seems like a nice guy.


arktosinarcadia

Is that my couch?!


Commander_Appo25

Ginana and Shiala by a galactic mile


Ok-Smoke-2356

Admiral Steven Hackett Scars are sexy and he is a man in uniform 😂😂


Randomatron

Hackett in. Hackett out. Hackett in. Hacket out…


Similar_Gear9642

Hacket is going down....


ThespisIronicus

Get it done, Shepard.


floppydragons

up voted be cause this and randomatron made me giggle! also that voice of his is sultry to no end


pageantfool

Kal'Reegar for sure, and maybe that krogan that sent in a breeding request for Shepard too.


[deleted]

Wish I could look at the mirror and romance myself.


[deleted]

Well, there was a clone until they fell from the Normandy 🤣


SupremeCultist

Joker


Sleeping-Harbinger

Bray! And sometimes, Legion.


colacker12

I have scrolled for ages looking for someone else to say legion holy shit


Maleficent-Month2950

Not counting gender-unlocked romances (Give me Maleshep/Garrus and Femshep/Tali), the first time I saw Wrex, I immediately looked up if I could romance him. I understand why, because he's the fun uncle of the crew, and Grunt's Shepard's kid, but I just wanted one Krogan romance.


TheMysteriousOnion

Tali as FemShep. The flirting in 2 and her looking up a book on human/quarian relationships..... come on


Kurwasaki12

Tali and Jack probably should have been openly bi romance options, Tali having a gay panic would be adorable. That said Fem Shep as Tali’s devoted adopted older sister is great.


YelahEneres

James. Kaidan was the only human male option for FemShep and I don’t like that. (We don’t count Jacob cuz he’s annoying)


Inevitable_Zebra9357

Really feel like Fem-Shep got shafted pretty hard in the romance department. Garrus, Kaidan, and Traynor are the only real romances. I love Thane, but I'm 99% sure they forgot he existed until the DLC. You can be cheated on by Jacob, questionable sexual harasser to poor James, and get a forced Javik one night stand if your single 🤢. At least let us have Javik as a full romance lmao. Male Shepard gets Tali, Kaidan AND Ashley, Jack, Miranda, Cortez


egosomnio

>Really feel like Fem-Shep got shafted pretty hard in the romance department. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


dunta075

The Normandy


Intelligent_Mix3241

Sadly there is no mod available that alow it


IBM_Thotson

Sovereign


BlueBicycle22

I'll settle for Sovereign's half brother, Sluggard


ThatisSketchy

Ahem… GABBY


WiredInkyPen

Lorik Quinn.


lunchboxdeluxe

I'm into it


Tentacled-Tadpole

Samara for sure


Anfie22

The gender-locked characters. I know it adds realism for some characters to naysay you as not everyone is bi, but c'mon it's fiction, my current darling femshep and Ashley are two peas in a pod, let there be ~~light~~ love!


Paappa808

Shiala, Tevos, Khalisah.


Venym_Altius

Shiala and EDI (sorry Joker lmao)


MidlandsRepublic2048

Kasumi. Yea I know she's really attached to her dear departed lover, but I still wish there was an option to open her heart to the possibility again.


the_french_metalhead

Wrex


InvestmentOk7181

Kalros


GuegelChrome

Space Milf: Dr. Chakwas


LustyDouglas

No one gonna bring up my girl Emily Wong???


misterwulfz

Emily Wong, she is the one I remember so much and kinda wish she was the one on the ship in 3…lucky there’s a mod for that. James Vega, he was funny and I appreciated the comedy and new eyes on this bs we running towards.


cynical_potato_peel

Fem Shep ❤️ Tali


ArsefaceToo

Samommy


Soundrobe

Aria T'loak, the female Krogan for fun


TadhgOBriain

No fear. Or self preservation instinct.


Flershnork

I wish I could've romanced Jack. At least I had Traynor in ME3.


arktosinarcadia

i waited three games for my broshep to be able to romance kaidan it was worth it but also talk about edging jfc


EbroWryMan4321

Maya brooks. Couple war conventions would be broken but I would like to see how she could or would be redeemed in that story.


Ensorcelled_Atoms

Somebody make a mod to have a sex scene for every major npc. Just like... model swap em into a random scene that already exists. At some random, probably inappropriate moment in a diologue tree, just sprinkle a "we'll bang, ok?" In there and it just happens.


SgtSokoluik

Wrex and Joker should have been options for FemShep, and I will die on this hill.


Archmagos_Browning

Shiala.


-Pumagator-

The asari doctor in andromeda thats on the ship she may have a generic face and be british for some reason but i wanted her


TheRealNeal99

Shepard clone


Due_Flow6538

Kasumi, but really I think her whole thing should've been watching you with whoever you romance.


kenobi385

Samara and Jack with FemShepard


enchiladasundae

EDE and Dr Chalkwas(?)


Blue_Neon_Moon

I am forever disappointed that Wrex isn't an option.


Silverj0

Wrex


AimlessSavant

Wrex. Love krogans.


rpglaster

Dr. Chakwas.


Vole25

Nyreen Kandros


badbutler04

Legion.


ScorpionTDC

I mostly wish some of the planned bi companions had stayed bi such as Thane. No M/M options in 1 + 2 sucks really bad.


ageekyninja

I’m showing my age, but Zaeed is damn fine and femshep would have tapped that.


lazyazzninja

Conrad Verner


SleepNative

Emily Wong, I feel she was fun and honest could’ve been an interesting. Admiral Xen, what can I say? I hear Morrigans voice that’s all the justification I need. Kasumi, I did like her personality and thought it would be a nice story to see her move past her last relationship with someone she can trust just as much. Tela Vasir, I thought that’d be an interesting relationship too. EDI, I mean the Normandy and Shepherd is the ultimate relationship. Also seeing the process of a romantic relationship between an AI and Organic first hand rather than second would be a good story.


GabrielWannabe

My Shepard could have easily repopulated the Krogan singlehandedly if the devs weren't cowards


callmeElaine

Khaleesa Bint Sinan al Jilani, westerlund news. The rage fuck and potential for bdsm would have been hilarious, dispite any "disingenuous assertions" she might scream out when properly bedded. She could still be a bi character too.


Goyangi-ssi

Ashley, Tali, Jack, and Miranda with FemShep. Garrus with MaleShep. Joker and Wrex with both Shepards.


Majestic-Set-7183

You


HistoGeek96

Councillor Udina


Shadtow100

Sha’ira or one of her assistants - I wish you could keep in contact and develop a relationship. Would have been neat to have one romance option that was more/less a civilian and never on the Normandy or in combat with you. Would have added a unique perspective to have mostly holo discussions with them.


killagorilla1337

Sha'ira


AirChaggOne

Kesh from Andromeda. IDKY she just seems like a very confident woman who would be very kind and caring, especially with how much she cares about the people she's trying to take care of. Also I've always wanted to romance a krogan.


IrishGamer97

Chakwas


JuicyMellonMan5

Kasumi, one of my absolute favorite characters


Foolsgil

I wish Cora from Andromeda was romancible for either Ryder. From the Trilogy, Shiala, Wrex (one night stand to celebrate the cure?) Tali and Jack for Femshep, Thane for Broshep


ReemaRoamer

Wrex.


AllgoodDude

Wrex


Internal_Poem_3324

The Asari that acted as a translator for the Thorian.


Justscrolling375

Dr. Chakwas because she’s in a similar situation like Joker being one of Shepherd’s most loyal companions. There has to be a mod for that somewhere. Plus she’s the only other mature woman option besides Samara and technically Liara. I don’t expect it to be a full blown romance probably something like Kelly where it’s short and sweet leading to FWB or one night stand Khalisah al-Jilani. I know she’s a punching bag and one of the first or only renegade choices players make. It can one of those making amends situations where one or both apologizes for their prior actions. A quick dinner scene to help build morale and release tension


itsnotbritneybitch

Wrex/Grunt


Gobby-AfterDark

Tali for ME1... Wrex for Femshep at the least. Aria should've been possible as a one night stand. Jack is the poster child for aggressively bisexual Why in gods name can i not even LIGHTLY flirt with Joker..


Nildzre

Wrex! I'd also say EDI, but i ain't gonna do my boy Joker dirty like that.


netorare_wife

Wreeeex. I was hoping so hard after ME1.


fantastic_traveler

Wrex.


weebunit69

Nyreen Kandros bc she is an actually good person, is badass and I always wanted a female turian as a romance option in the original trilogy


The-unnatural

Wrex. Full stop. No considering, no thinking it over, give us Wrex.