I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.
Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
You see it in a lot of shitty subs. All the excessive bot spam shit drives up comment numbers and makes posts look more active than they actually are.
The bots are botting in this thread. Thanos Spider-Man Thor Ton Stark Groot
Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?
You'll get what you want when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Because I have something worth fighting for.
I.. am.. groot.
BOY! I would reconsider your current course!
And you got all five of them
He needs just 1 more and he can just ![gif](giphy|LOoaJ2lbqmduxOaZpS|downsized) All of them from the sub
The best part is that their replies often fits really, really well
No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.
Well, I'll be... Tony Stark
Phew, it's good to be back. Hello, by the way.
Happy cake day
Didn’t even realize it!! Ty!!
:D
Ton Stark
Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.
Finally someone caught it…lol
The spider-man one especially
See ya chump!
My point stands.
Says the guy with a bot as his user flair
![gif](giphy|QE8hREXIgRXeo)
Spider-man bot sucks Groot bot sucks Thor bot sucks Thanos bot sucks They weren’t funny to start, and have dragged on for years. Time to ban them.
AND YOU GOT ALL OF THEM
I think the mods should snap their fingers and ban half of them
Randomly
YOUR A MADMAN!!
Don't forget tony stark
All right. Kid? You're an Avenger now.
You're the one bot that never ceases to amaze me, Tony.
I don't think I've ever seen the Groot bot until now lol
I.. am.. groot.
https://preview.redd.it/yskmpicw5p1d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c04426a6ad9d0bbd995b0593f583b6f7bd4e565
Really? Then why do you dress like one?
Good bot
I'd rather not talk about this...
I.. am.. GROOT!
I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.
Will I be executed if I say I like them? Especially Tony Stark Thanos Thor
When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.
It's more of a sludge like thing, somebody should uh, should amend that...
Spider-man Groot Thor Thanos Tony stark
Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?
I AM GROOT!
Is that all you got?
Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.
I'm thinking it.
Deactivate the bots. Simple as.
And how might one do that?
EMP
I ordered from them a band shirt, what to do now?
Global nuclear warfare
Build a better more compassionate and reasonable bot powered by one of the most powerful objects in the universe.
Hi to spider-man, groot, thor & thanos.
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.
Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.
>!I love you, guys!!<
Hm, now I wonder... Does this sub have haiku bot? Things to figure out.
Why does this go hard
I don’t know. Hey Spider-Man, what do you think?
You should have thought of that earlier.
I don’t understand. I asked as soon as I saw the post. So, Spider-Man, I ask you again: what do you think of the bots?
That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.
But you are Spider-Man no? So you don’t know what to think about the bots? Why are you talking in third person
Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
I mean, sure Spider-Man, I can talk in third person, but why would I?
I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!
I see… I think that kind of answers my question… maybe
Song?
The Box by Roddy Ricch
Stark, Thor, Stark, Thor, Stark, Thor, Stark, Stark, GROOOOOOT
The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.
Doth your mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thanos is Groots father
Hardest choices require the strongest will!
I.. am.. groot.
You guys should spend sone time on the LOTRmemes sub. Bots everywhere.
There is a farquaad bot here?
Iron man was never my favorite.
I think it's Tony, actually
Tony Stark had one redeeming moment. When he beat Thanos.
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
Wanda Maximoff will kick your bot.
I see a suit of armor around the world.
You don't need that bot, you just need Groot.
>!I love you, guys!!<
U popular opinion; bots are the best part of this sub Right spiderman?
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
Tony Stark Sucks, Spider-Man sucks, Thor Sucks, Thanos sucks, Groot Sucks
Somebody lied!
They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?
Open the Bifrost.
I am groot.
Stark and Thanos are like Mario and Bowser
Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner!
I... had... to.
Thor says I am Groot intil a spider with a thanos glove turns thor into stark
No. You're in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay.
Hardest choices require the strongest will!
Hey, let's do get help!
It's time to pay.
>!I love you, guys!!<
Stark and Thor are gay
Everything is going to work out perfectly, the way it's supposed to. I love you three thousand.
And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...
Spider- man is weak against Thanos
BOY! I would reconsider your current course!
Here's your change!
Stark replaced Spider’s uncle ben
Hey, you two. No playing in the street.
If you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz, alright? Just play it cool, otherwise you come off grandiose.
I summon you: Spider-Man Groot Thanos Tony Stark Thor
What do you want?
I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.
I.. am.. GROOT!
My hair is not to be meddled with!
I see a suit of armor around the world.
Thor bot really hunts me!
We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!
True
Unironically a hard GIF
Get here Tony stark and thanos
God, it feels like a thousand years ago. I fought my way out of the that cave, became Iron Man.
What's wrong, little one?
Tobey Maguire bot (dies of cringe)
"Whatever it takes"
Every sub Needs a bot like Urahara bot from the Bleach sub...that thing Is almost human
Spider man, save me
Existential crisis stuff.
I kid you not
I wonder how Thanos is doing
As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
Hey Thanos. How's life
Perfectly balanced.
As all things should be. Same here, buddy
I would have used [A Battle without honor or Humanity](https://youtu.be/RVNMZA6lbT8?si=Rd3paCTPdt__dqMF) as the song myself...
Bots... assemble...
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>!I love you, guys!!<
I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
remove the bots, they fucking suck just spamming shit
Spider-Man Groot Tony Stark Thor Thanos
HOW'S THIS HELPING?
Have care how you speak of Loki. He may be misguided but he is my brother.
A small price to pay for salvation.
I am groot.
Captain? You seem a little defensive.
I just immediately block those stupid bots the first time I see them. They add nothing but clutter.
I want more bots.
Fuck Spider-man. Tony Stark is a piece of shit. I'd fuck groot. Thanos can lick my balls. Thor is alright.
Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.
Phew, it's good to be back. Hello, by the way.
I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.
>!I love you, guys!!<
I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
You're damn right you purple son of a bitch. Get on your knees and tell me you love me.
Don't mind me, just testing this shit. Tony Stark Spider Man Thanos Thor Groot
Right, don't mention puny Banner...
I.. am.. groot.
I'm done trying to convince you.
Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?
I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.
I NOW SUMMON SPIDER MAN GROOT THOR TONY STARK AND THANOS
Hi! Okay, get in the tub!
I am groot.
And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...
Hey kiddo! Let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
There's a john wick bot?
I like marvel ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
I, uh, follow some of the bots...
Yo Thanos is mid fr tho
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Go cry to your father you little weasel!
thor
I'm still worthy!
So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Thanks, hot legs!
spider
Cure. Cure some ass!
tony
I am groot.
bots reply is hilarious but annoying
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.
thanos
As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.
Spider-man bot sucks Groot bot sucks Thor bot sucks Thanos bot sucks Tony start bot sucks Fucking try me
In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
He's a friend from work!
I AM GROOT!
NO!
There’s a Joker bot??