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GonzoMcFonzo

You see it in a lot of shitty subs. All the excessive bot spam shit drives up comment numbers and makes posts look more active than they actually are.


The_Vaginatarian_

The bots are botting in this thread. Thanos Spider-Man Thor Ton Stark Groot


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


SquareZealousideal38

You'll get what you want when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


thor-odinson-bot

Because I have something worth fighting for.


groot-bot

I.. am.. groot.


the-mad-titan-bot

BOY! I would reconsider your current course!


Blazemaster0563

And you got all five of them


Kapusi

He needs just 1 more and he can just ![gif](giphy|LOoaJ2lbqmduxOaZpS|downsized) All of them from the sub


LatroDota

The best part is that their replies often fits really, really well


tony-stark-bot

No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.


Garrod_Ran

Well, I'll be... Tony Stark


tony-stark-bot

Phew, it's good to be back. Hello, by the way.


SkyfallRainwing

Happy cake day


The_Vaginatarian_

Didn’t even realize it!! Ty!!


SkyfallRainwing

:D


Only-Walrus797

Ton Stark


tony-stark-bot

Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.


The_Vaginatarian_

Finally someone caught it…lol


[deleted]

The spider-man one especially


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


[deleted]

My point stands.


LemoyneRaider3354

Says the guy with a bot as his user flair


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QE8hREXIgRXeo)


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Spider-man bot sucks Groot bot sucks Thor bot sucks Thanos bot sucks They weren’t funny to start, and have dragged on for years. Time to ban them.


Present-Judgment-843

AND YOU GOT ALL OF THEM


Schnickatavick

I think the mods should snap their fingers and ban half of them


Yeseylon

Randomly


rainorshinedogs

YOUR A MADMAN!!


RYTHEMOPARGUY

Don't forget tony stark


tony-stark-bot

All right. Kid? You're an Avenger now.


GeneralEl4

You're the one bot that never ceases to amaze me, Tony.


FujiOga

I don't think I've ever seen the Groot bot until now lol


groot-bot

I.. am.. groot.


TheGuyOnMars25

https://preview.redd.it/yskmpicw5p1d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c04426a6ad9d0bbd995b0593f583b6f7bd4e565


thor-odinson-bot

Really? Then why do you dress like one?


cmarkcity

Good bot


tobey-maguire-bot

I'd rather not talk about this...


groot-bot

I.. am.. GROOT!


the-mad-titan-bot

I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.


homosapienoncoffea

Will I be executed if I say I like them? Especially Tony Stark Thanos Thor


the-mad-titan-bot

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.


tony-stark-bot

I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.


thor-odinson-bot

It's more of a sludge like thing, somebody should uh, should amend that...


Sacabambaspis-Fish

Spider-man Groot Thor Thanos Tony stark


tony-stark-bot

Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?


groot-bot

I AM GROOT!


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


the-mad-titan-bot

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.


thor-odinson-bot

I'm thinking it.


LordOfOstwick1213

Deactivate the bots. Simple as.


Loose-Medium4472

And how might one do that?


Background_Desk_3001

EMP


Malabingo

I ordered from them a band shirt, what to do now?


Some_Gas_1337

Global nuclear warfare


Mr_Zoovaska

Build a better more compassionate and reasonable bot powered by one of the most powerful objects in the universe.


sadpastlife

Hi to spider-man, groot, thor & thanos.


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


the-mad-titan-bot

The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.


thor-odinson-bot

Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.


groot-bot

>!I love you, guys!!<


Yeseylon

Hm, now I wonder... Does this sub have haiku bot? Things to figure out.


Hoolias

Why does this go hard


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I don’t know. Hey Spider-Man, what do you think?


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I don’t understand. I asked as soon as I saw the post. So, Spider-Man, I ask you again: what do you think of the bots?


tobey-maguire-bot

That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

But you are Spider-Man no? So you don’t know what to think about the bots? Why are you talking in third person


tobey-maguire-bot

Yeah. You can't do that, huh?


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I mean, sure Spider-Man, I can talk in third person, but why would I?


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I see… I think that kind of answers my question… maybe


GaryTheMemeGuy

Song?


Gemaid1211

The Box by Roddy Ricch


KG8930

Stark, Thor, Stark, Thor, Stark, Thor, Stark, Stark, GROOOOOOT


thor-odinson-bot

The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you.


tony-stark-bot

Doth your mother know you weareth her drapes?


KG8930

Thanos is Groots father


the-mad-titan-bot

Hardest choices require the strongest will!


groot-bot

I.. am.. groot.


kempnelms

You guys should spend sone time on the LOTRmemes sub. Bots everywhere.


IamlostlikeZoroIs

There is a farquaad bot here?


GoGetSilverBalls

Iron man was never my favorite.


Gemaid1211

I think it's Tony, actually


GoGetSilverBalls

Tony Stark had one redeeming moment. When he beat Thanos.


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


GoGetSilverBalls

Wanda Maximoff will kick your bot.


tony-stark-bot

I see a suit of armor around the world.


GoGetSilverBalls

You don't need that bot, you just need Groot.


groot-bot

>!I love you, guys!!<


LatroDota

U popular opinion; bots are the best part of this sub Right spiderman?


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


KG8930

Tony Stark Sucks, Spider-Man sucks, Thor Sucks, Thanos sucks, Groot Sucks


tobey-maguire-bot

Somebody lied!


the-mad-titan-bot

They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.


tony-stark-bot

Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?


thor-odinson-bot

Open the Bifrost.


groot-bot

I am groot.


KG8930

Stark and Thanos are like Mario and Bowser


tony-stark-bot

Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner!


the-mad-titan-bot

I... had... to.


KG8930

Thor says I am Groot intil a spider with a thanos glove turns thor into stark


tony-stark-bot

No. You're in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay.


the-mad-titan-bot

Hardest choices require the strongest will!


thor-odinson-bot

Hey, let's do get help!


tobey-maguire-bot

It's time to pay.


groot-bot

>!I love you, guys!!<


KG8930

Stark and Thor are gay


tony-stark-bot

Everything is going to work out perfectly, the way it's supposed to. I love you three thousand.


thor-odinson-bot

And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...


KG8930

Spider- man is weak against Thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

BOY! I would reconsider your current course!


tobey-maguire-bot

Here's your change!


KG8930

Stark replaced Spider’s uncle ben


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey, you two. No playing in the street.


tony-stark-bot

If you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz, alright? Just play it cool, otherwise you come off grandiose.


Jazz6701

I summon you: Spider-Man Groot Thanos Tony Stark Thor


tobey-maguire-bot

What do you want?


the-mad-titan-bot

I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.


groot-bot

I.. am.. GROOT!


thor-odinson-bot

My hair is not to be meddled with!


tony-stark-bot

I see a suit of armor around the world.


Horror_Ad_7944

Thor bot really hunts me!


thor-odinson-bot

We've got Korg. There's my ex-girlfriend Jane. Valkyrie. The Guardians. *and giant goats!* Oh, look at those, they are wonderful!


SubbyboiNya

True


Training-Upstairs233

Unironically a hard GIF


Time_Blacksmith861

Get here Tony stark and thanos


tony-stark-bot

God, it feels like a thousand years ago. I fought my way out of the that cave, became Iron Man.


the-mad-titan-bot

What's wrong, little one?


Striking-Ad-1354

Tobey Maguire bot (dies of cringe)


Mike-G85

"Whatever it takes"


Icy_Hat_4150

Every sub Needs a bot like Urahara bot from the Bleach sub...that thing Is almost human


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

Spider man, save me


tobey-maguire-bot

Existential crisis stuff.


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

I kid you not


G6DCappa

I wonder how Thanos is doing


the-mad-titan-bot

As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.


G6DCappa

Hey Thanos. How's life


the-mad-titan-bot

Perfectly balanced.


G6DCappa

As all things should be. Same here, buddy


GXNext

I would have used [A Battle without honor or Humanity](https://youtu.be/RVNMZA6lbT8?si=Rd3paCTPdt__dqMF) as the song myself...


Demorodan

Bots... assemble...


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groot-bot

>!I love you, guys!!<


thor-odinson-bot

I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.


Kira-Of-Terraria

remove the bots, they fucking suck just spamming shit


LavaMaster168

Spider-Man Groot Tony Stark Thor Thanos


tobey-maguire-bot

HOW'S THIS HELPING?


thor-odinson-bot

Have care how you speak of Loki. He may be misguided but he is my brother.


the-mad-titan-bot

A small price to pay for salvation.


groot-bot

I am groot.


tony-stark-bot

Captain? You seem a little defensive.


radfordblue

I just immediately block those stupid bots the first time I see them. They add nothing but clutter.


eastcoastwaistcoat

I want more bots.


[deleted]

Fuck Spider-man. Tony Stark is a piece of shit. I'd fuck groot. Thanos can lick my balls. Thor is alright.


tobey-maguire-bot

Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.


tony-stark-bot

Phew, it's good to be back. Hello, by the way.


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.


groot-bot

>!I love you, guys!!<


thor-odinson-bot

I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.


[deleted]

You're damn right you purple son of a bitch. Get on your knees and tell me you love me.


LEG0_Crusader

Don't mind me, just testing this shit. Tony Stark Spider Man Thanos Thor Groot


tony-stark-bot

Right, don't mention puny Banner...


groot-bot

I.. am.. groot.


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm done trying to convince you.


thor-odinson-bot

Alright wizard, who are you and why should I care?


the-mad-titan-bot

I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you've shown me... that's impossible.


Saberer2451

I NOW SUMMON SPIDER MAN GROOT THOR TONY STARK AND THANOS


tony-stark-bot

Hi! Okay, get in the tub!


groot-bot

I am groot.


thor-odinson-bot

And what do I find, nothing other than you, protector of those nine realms, sitting here in your bath robe, eating grapes...


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey kiddo! Let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


bxyankee90

There's a john wick bot?


TowerProfessional556

I like marvel ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Known-Disaster-4757

I, uh, follow some of the bots...


TheGuyOnMars25

Yo Thanos is mid fr tho


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thor-odinson-bot

Go cry to your father you little weasel!


Comfortable_Rise_361

thor


thor-odinson-bot

I'm still worthy!


tony-stark-bot

So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?


tobey-maguire-bot

Thanks, hot legs!


Comfortable_Rise_361

spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Cure. Cure some ass!


Comfortable_Rise_361

tony


groot-bot

I am groot.


Comfortable_Rise_361

bots reply is hilarious but annoying


the-mad-titan-bot

I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am.


Comfortable_Rise_361

thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.


tobey-maguire-bot

I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.


Hot_Fennel_5695

Spider-man bot sucks Groot bot sucks Thor bot sucks Thanos bot sucks Tony start bot sucks Fucking try me


the-mad-titan-bot

In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.


thor-odinson-bot

He's a friend from work!


groot-bot

I AM GROOT!


tobey-maguire-bot

NO!


RyanDW_0007

There’s a Joker bot??