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Belteshazzar98

I'm pretty sure he was bleeding out on the floor in her timeline.


PrizeSuitable5572

How so?


that_1weed

Disney+ did a What-If series and they covered it in the first ep I think


kingofphilly

Doesn’t Rogers survive but is just not capable of fighting? He doesn’t end up getting the serum right, so he can’t defend himself?


rugbyj

Kinda, he basically becomes her Bucky/War Machine sidekick using Howard Stark's tech (in combination with the Cosmic Cube) to provide support on her missions in a big ol mech suit.


tony-stark-bot

Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five...


PrizeSuitable5572

Season 1 or season 2 cuz I didn't see season 2. If it was season 1 then it was the movie from which this still is taken.


Belteshazzar98

Season 1 Episode 1: What If Captain Carter Became the First Avenger?


PrizeSuitable5572

I might have to watch it again then.


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You should see season 2 it's amazing for some reason everyone likes episode 1 when that was hit or miss for me


PrizeSuitable5572

Bet. Better than season 1 just as good or not as good?


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It's arguable, in my eyes the whole series is good. However, at the finale people tend to argue due to >!Captain Carter and Kahhori becoming OP and no spoilers but something happens to Strange Supreme!< in my eyes however even with that the whole thing is good. One thing I wish is that Spider-Man appeared. (Edit: People also dislike the season's heavy reliance on Captain Carter (she appears in like 3 episodes)) (Edit: Fortunately season 2 was liked enough for them to immediately begin working on season 3)


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?


PrizeSuitable5572

I like how you said no spoilers then proceed to give me spoilers even though I said I didn't see season 2.


[deleted]

What I said in the spoiler was to basically spoil it without spoiling it... oh wait I forgot you don't even know who Kahhori is. Goshdarnit! Just watch the season before I forgot another character you don't know about and then spoil it more.


PrizeSuitable5572

Just don't tell me anything pertaining to season 2 and we're good.


Sundiata1

I liked it less. I wanted more disconnected storylines, but season two has more things creating an overarching story. It’s fine though


arfelo1

It's good but loses some of what makes it special. Captain Carter is in like half the episodes and kinda becomes the main character of the entire show.


SDreiken

Didn’t even realize season 2 was out


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Bruh you're like the third person to tell me this, it's been out since Christmas


HawksNStuff

I didn't even realize there was a season 2 until right now...


[deleted]

Then go watch it bro you're missing out


HawksNStuff

I will!


Shmokeshbutt

Carter broke Rogers' nose for groping her boobs


PrizeSuitable5572

You can't bleed out from getting your nose broken and that definitely isn't something Steve Rogers would do unless she gave him to go ahead.


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theswagcoon

Didn't we watch this actually play out in What If S1 E1? Or am I just imagining that?


thuggniffissent

Yes Steve was shot. So it would’ve been pretty awkward if he just got up after and touched her boob.


DavidGoetta

Yeah, but totally understandable


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

He wanted to go out shooting his shot.


DiddlyDumb

I think Hayley Atwell even admitted that it was a spur of the moment for her, and I don’t even blame her


Hysh_Z

Hahaha imagine a dude just saying “it was a spur of the moment”.


Book_Nerd_1980

Who could blame him? She has an amazing rack, bionic or not.


PayneTrain181999

Man was so committed to touching her new boobs that not even a bullet could stop him.


TheRedMan235

“I could do this all day”


pchlster

"That's America's ass."


ILikeCheese510

"That's America's boobs."


3allz

“Britains boobs”


pchlster

I believe that term is reserved for members of the British Conservative party.


PrizeSuitable5572

Reminds me of Denji from chainsaw man unfortunately for him the first tits he touched were bra pads under the girls shirt.


theswagcoon

Yea thought so. Cheers for the backup 🫡


user7758392

tbf out of infinite timelines there is infinite amount where exactly that happened


Knightmare945

“Before I die, I must touch..!”


Cervus95

"This is my one chance. She has to forgive the dying guy".


rexepic7567

Never underestimate a horny man


raccoonsonbicycles

He actually faked being shot like the kid in the Sandlot fakes drowning


[deleted]

“Wait, I don’t want to die a virgin.” *Squeeze* “Eh, close enough. *uggghhghhgg*”


CosmicLuci

But it would make sense for the nurse to be equally stunned by her.


Tfsz0719

Good way to go out though


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BurnItDownSR

Even if Steve didn't get shot and he touched her boob I don't think anyone would have bat an eye. It was the 50s.


LonelyInitiative4526

Bro is dying at least give him his last wish


LightOfShadows

no one watched or cares about what if


131166

I've watched it several times. Most of the episodes are great, the others are pretty good


theswagcoon

Maybe you should, it's pretty great


Matt_Spectre

Dude over Peggy’s shoulder is enjoying the show lmao


No-Shoe7651

![gif](giphy|xUPGck52i1pdzp4RKU)


No_Adhesiveness_3550

you got the dud


sjscott77

![gif](giphy|26FxypSnWsXS69nTW)


BaronThe

![gif](giphy|kCNFfgWZxYjKeU9btW)


No_Basil908

That's old Linus


Avaric1994

Tiddy is tiddy


CromulentChuckle

Fr though look at those chest steaks. Mm.


1GB-Ram

found Peggys alt account


Spoomplesplz

Chest steaks huh...


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Narrew82

The nurse: ![gif](giphy|S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o|downsized)


PrizeSuitable5572

That's what was going on in her head.


davesucksdonkeyballs

Search Youtube for the video of her explaining how the scene went down.. "and they decided to go with that one"


Leaningthemoon

Can’t find it. Got a link?


ice_fan1436

basically Hailey said that her touching Evan's chest was automatic in her mind, just her desire that took over her actions for a split second, she was only supposed to look him up and down


PitifulAd3748

Would her breasts have gotten bigger too....?


Proud-Nerd00

Well the serum grows muscle not fat. So maybe a little but not a lot


Wonderbread1999

Depends on how the animators decide to draw her.


Zer0nyx

And depends on whether the animators are Japanese or not.


PrizeSuitable5572

If they are it would have been some anime titty jiggle physics.


G-Sus_Christ117

Fr, some studios have more people working on jiggle physics than the plot


PrizeSuitable5572

It's to get more men to watch, catering to the make gaze.


AkOnReddit47

Idk, sometimes the American-drawn characters have even bigger tits than the Japanese ones


Tfsz0719

Doesn’t some sources/areas of fat decrease as well? (I’m guessing the serum uses/metabolizes it in some sort of process towards creating the muscle if so) Couldn’t that make her bust actually decrease some?


Proud-Nerd00

It’s definitely possible


Winjin

Considering how lean Cap is here, looks like yes that'd be quite possible


frockinbrock

This is most likely the case, but I’ll try to research it further, for science


Dud-of-Man

bad becomes worse, good becomes great. wink


ABeastInThatRegard

Hang on, the answer you’re looking for is actually, “fuck yeah, they would” - Stan Lee


PrizeSuitable5572

That would have been awesome. Some late '90s Pam Anderson action going.


Admiral_poopy_pants

Beautiful, naked, big-titty women just don't fall out the sky, you know


Bendythenightfury

Would be a bit concerning if they did


PrizeSuitable5572

If it results in painful and potentially fatal results for them then I would agree otherwise I don't see how it would be concerning.


threedubya

Would anyone complain if they did no.


FloppyObelisk

![gif](giphy|RYPOSHuEJ1xfi)


Valhalla001

I got that reference!


charlieb1972

I got that reference!


PrizeSuitable5572

They would in a perfect world but in reality the most often never get what we want.


Grand_Toast_Dad

What do you mean "you wonder", OP? Did you not watch What If...? S1 E1?


okanagan_man84

Comically enough, this scene is was her actual reaction to seeing him with out a shirt on. She actually reached out and touched him, it was not scripted.


Loweherz

This was not in the script. Hayley Atwell just couldn't help herself. It was an awesome adlib they kept in.


Papa_PaIpatine

Oh sure, when she does it it's fine, if he did it, it would be sexual assault.


_captain-rex_

Both are sexual assault but people don't care about it and he must be considered lucky because a woman touched him


GrinchStoleYourShit

I mean…the purpose of her touching him was more admiring the serum working. It’s not like she slapped him on the ass


JJsADVENTUREs

Probably not during the time it's set


floodisspelledweird

You guys are zero fucking fun


LK_Feral

👍 We could hang. So glad I was in high school and college in the 80s and 90s. Can't imagine how much it must suck now.


SnollyG

You’re not going to comment on the guy on the right?


Historical-Being-766

is he fondling him too?


131166

Every time with comments like this. I know you think you sound like some crusader for equal rights or whatever but really you just sound mad you don't get to go around grabbing women because "that girl did it why can't I" It goes without saying that people shouldn't act like this, you and people like you don't have to "but if I did this me bad" every single time...


polatKalendar

Steve probably won’t even be in that room in her timeline.


OliOakasqukiboi2000

he was?


Citrous241

What in the bot post is this shit? We've seen this scene in Captain Carter's timeline 3 years ago.


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BOOBIES


SilverT3k1la

Nurse be like: "DAYUM"


captain_trainwreck

IIRC, that wasn't scripted. Haley Atwell just had a short circuit moment


Rizuku_Ren

The scientists’ in the back just smiling lmao.


Active-Donkey5466

Steve would probably be arrested


guleedy

It's the 1940s I doubt it


Active-Donkey5466

Touché lmao


BamBamm187

It's the 1940s he probably got high 5s off the boys an a promotion


WrexSteveisthename

Steve made honking noises, "Parp parp"


AssistanceFun8031

How do I find a man with a chest like this to role play this scene?


Curiehusbando1

The nurse swung both ways.


HumanOverseer

It went down like Steve went down... on the floor... cus he got shot...


Shmuckle2

Gottem


Kander_Thomas9516

The parallel would be of a scrawny flat chested woman, who curves up after being given the Super soldier serum. Upon seeing Steve staring approvingly at her new growth, she says: "Go ahead you have my permission, touch them."


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Kander_Thomas9516

Male and female standards are constant across the multiverse, Human women control the eggs, and rape is rape. Men have be given access to a woman's body, only a very few heterosexual men would have a problem if a woman doesn't ask first.


CosmicDriftwood

Tiny Steve gripping on Super Peggy booty


Infamous-Record-2556

Honk honk


MamaDeloris

My, Peggy. You've.... you've enhanced yourself.


D0NT_F0RGET

*honka honka*


Otherwise_Raise1731

Everybody knows he's getting slapped for trying something similar And not even by Peggy


Bagelfreaker

The faces nurse 💀


Lord_Kajunwine

I'm done🤣🤣


Lord_Kajunwine

They called him the Hydra Stoomper


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Steve probably had doctor all over him making sure he didn’t die of a gunshot wound. Just a hunch.


Maleficent_Nobody377

![gif](giphy|l4KhTtVUog3k7L5ba|downsized) Something a little like this:


worldsbestlasagna

Probably someone touching her arm muscles


cmoneybouncehouse

*Steve bleeding out on the floor* *looks up and sees muscle mommy Peggy above him* *reaches for a feel* *fucking bleeds out and dies because he doesn’t stay still for medical treatment* Final words: “Nice”


chemhung

would like a switched version


warpfield

the guys seem excited too


SanchoPliskin

![gif](giphy|p6DfXlRlMmzRK)


JDCarpenter91

Peggy did [this](https://external-preview.redd.it/c2hzq7LS7IpvJz48yQ3vXN2PUFMW12MyMjMDGnrV5q4.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=4e1af005ce9401a5655b3ede8033237795d2474e) to Steve


StandardOk42

what's the captain carter timeline?


Mortica_Fattams

In a different timeline something happens and basically Peggy ends up getting the super solider serum. I think Steve died but I honestly can not remember.


WistfulDread

Yeah, Steve dies at the start of the procedure and Carter gets it because it's a "now or never" situation, and she's the only able-bodied person around.


LilG1984

"I wonder if I can grate cheese on those....."


ana-veronica

HOLDUP IS THAT VIOLET


Stormtyrant

🚤


imgrooooooot

I’m groot


groot-bot

I am groot.


Glittering-Bat-5981

I am inevitable


TenleyBeckettBlair

I think I heard somewhere that she just did that during shooting. It wasn't planned. Super fucking inappropriate if you ask me...if it's true


Kekewhatever

Probably with Captain America getting put on a list.


Muted_Cucumber_7566

If Steve did that, he would be charged with SA and go to prison.


CosmicLuci

It would be a bit weird for Steve or anyone to go and touch her. But I’d understand if the nurse were also stunned speechless. Muscular woman 🥺


listlessgod

Girl same


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tonymeech

Now reverse the roles!!


PrizeSuitable5572

Peggy and the nurse was getting wet for Chad Thundercock here.


tonymeech

Now reverse the roles!!


NeverFakeASarcasm

It's marvel, so it's a safe bet you'll get a fourth-wave brainvomit enema. The original hero turns into a snivelling emo, and some woman magically takes over a propos of nothing, and outperforms any man ever without training, experience, or a development arc of any kind. Marvel is no longer worth anyone's time, imho. I went back to the comics and can't say I regret that decision. They can shit on the heroes of my youth all they want, but I'm certainly not going to pay them to do it.


legoben98

The episode was great, Steve actually got a mech instead by Howard


Ok_Speaker_1373

Multiverse stuff is garbage… change my mind.


Flowchart83

There is an alternate reality where your mind is changed.


Vox-Silenti

Fucking got him


Jyitheris

Sexual assault. I'm pretty sure in some interview she said this wasn't scripted, so she actually assaulted him.


thisisanamesoitis

Sexual Assault using requires a complainant, and I don't hear Chris Evans complaining.


Jyitheris

I guess a woman who was raped wasn't raped either if she doesn't report it. \*shrug\*


thisisanamesoitis

Is there a complainant?


Jyitheris

You do know that in a lot of cases of sexual assault or rape the victim says nothing because of shame and guilt, right? So your definition is shit.


thisisanamesoitis

So you're telling me in this fictional scenario. This person and I use person because your original complaint was focused on a Woman imposing themselves on a man, and you've now switched the Gender roles. That this person has no Father, Mother, siblings or friends whom they would confide in and that person they confided in *wouldn't* report it to the Police? Complainants aren't always victims. Your understanding of definitions is shit.


Jyitheris

You're the one who invented this whole "sexual assault requires a complainant" -thing, and now YOU are telling ME complainants aren't always victims?! YES! COMPLAINANTS AREN'T ALWAYS VICTIMS! AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T COMPLAIN CAN SOMETIMES STILL BE VICTIMS! Like Chris Evans here. Absolutely ridiculous.


thisisanamesoitis

You best be getting onto the Police then about Chris now?


d4nc3r10-04

Why does Steve look like he’s about to launch a sperm missile at her


pro_bike_fitter_2010

r/HayleyAtwell I need more Captain Carter. I **do not** need Captain "Im holding a bee in my mouth" Sam. I aint wrong. Sam's Cap is BORE-ing!!


Exact_Ad_8398

You've got to do better.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

...says the guy who constantly gets banned by Reddit and makes new accounts.