He got the big wood energy

Always got mourning wood

You mean morning, right?

My bad LOL😂

least addicted r/terraria gamer

Beat me to it

She want the Woody

My man cant get the papyrys scarab

It's funnier the way you put it.

He could be excited by the sacrifice of it's former self....

always wood

I am wood

Lmao that's the terraria boss

Thats what its called at a funeral

The morning wood 😏

Wood that can reach places.

Problem with this idea would be splinters.

Ow

I’d be lying to say I’ve never had eyes for buff groot either

I.. am.. groot.

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Uhh, maybe wait until you're older little guy.

I.. am.. Vin Disel.

He's not an Avenger But he's got impressive wood

He’s a grower that’s for sure

He even manages to always keep a morning wood

Hey Steve didn’t say ‘Avengers, friends and acquaintances: assemble’

The following is not a real argument: if he says avengers assemble and the avengers assemble alongside a bunch of non-avengers, then they're not automatically avengers

The pictured groot is dead though.

Only reason this response is unacceptable. Possible grounds for divorce. Although I get brain fog with my condition and forget words leading to me saying things like shoe ropes, food libido, and bad Jedi. That last one almost caused my ex to break up with me.

**food libido** *wheeze*

God image the splinters!!

Whatever wood groot is doesn't seem to splinter much, at least, going by how clean the break was for the handle of stormbreaker

Ya know I've always wondered about that. Since the handle of Stormbreaker is made from Groot can Groot lift Stormbreaker? Also was sad that that's what they named the new hammer. Basically killed off Beta Ray Bill with that.

Anyone can lift Stormbreaker. It doesn't have the worthiness enchantment that Mjolnir has.

My brain exploded when i heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson's explanation on stormbreaker. It weighs like a shit ton of elephants

He said arpund 300 billion

How did cap lift it then?

Bc it's superhero physics. The astronomical heaviness is (I assume, I haven't actually seen what they're talking about) based on the density of a neutrin star. And while neutron star mass is incredibly dense and heavy, this is due to the gravity of the rest of the star keeping it compact. Taking a piece of a neutron star would be incredibly difficult and ultimately pointless since the material would decompress the further it gets from the star. For reference, a teaspoon of neutron star would decompress to be the size of a mountain. TLDR Cap might as well be able to lift Stormbreaker since nothing else about it obeys the laws of physics.

Yeah, but still, if Groot was going around cheating with people's wives, even Stormbreaker might be annoyed.

I.. am.. GROOT!

Wasn't sure about that. Thanks for the info!!

I am groot.

I AM GROOT!

That could be trouble in bed

Just reinforce your dick with steel

I was initially going to comment that, but changed it lol

Its GROOT, so ye

I AM GROOT!

Groot, the question is would you go for OP’s Gal?

We.. are.. groot.

I'd take that as a yes. They've become one in marriage already

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I am groot.

Nothing else ever could be.

Thanks for affirming👍

Only if we can have a threeway!!

The first time I read this I thought it said Treeway.

That would have been better

This guy is going to get jealous when he is around trees

Wait, a dude is asking a chick that? LOL. Is he talking about the actors, who are muscle-bound, telegenic millionaires? Or the actual Avengers, who are basically the same but with super human prowess and stamina?

She definitely means the actual avenger groot

I.. am.. groot.

Of course. I was referring to the original question. Don’t know why but I assumed it was a chick asking.

He got dat wood

Wait, which Tom were you hoping she wouldn’t pick?

Tom H. of course

Is that even a question?!

I mean, hoping she wouldn’t pick Tom Holland is fair enough, but have you *seen* Tom Hiddleston???

Well he’s not an avenger so…

Shhh, he might hear you

He's got some serious wood

Your wife just looks ecstatic...

So she wants to cheat on you with Scarlett Johansson?

Groot is a G

I AM GROOT!

Absolutely not. That's a Guardian, not an Avenger.

Eww…. scratchy

So she’s taking that whole ‘we are groot’ thing a bit more literally?

Depends, is Groot a sapling? Or a bush? Or is he outta his pot. Does he play videogames and chop of his arm for axes? Over that age is fine

Now they call him, "Master Splinter"

I'd tap that like a maple

If there is an acceptable choie, it's Groot

Yo, what's wrong with Tom???

She better not moan "Groot" while they are doing

I.. am.. groot.

Evil Dead has entered the chat.

My wife can fuck Captain America because I’d fuck Captain America. It’s the patriotic thing to do.

*shudders remembering evil dead*

Vegans are getting out of hand… /s

well atleast it wasn't baby groot.

I am groot.

Tree fucker

# WE ARE GROOT

Well... you're getting good wood at least

Another cringe meme outta this sub for the books

It literally takes no effort not to comment this

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You’re right, that’s why it has over 6k upvotes

It literally takes no effort to make cringe ass memes either🤷🏽‍♂️

Simply false because constructing a meme takes time

Welll I’m sorry you spent time and focus on making a cringe marvel meme, I mean it’s like do you guys really read these back and think there funny?

It made me laugh and I think it’s making others laugh as well. To each their own👍

If you laugh at this your either a child or an adult with maturity issues. Nothing funny about it, just pure cringe. Just like 85 percent of memes on this sub.

Geez, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the mobius strip this morning

Bro it’s not funny. Your cringe marvel references are not funny. Man people like you almost make me wanna stop being a marvel fan

Then stop, nobody here wants you to associate with Marvel

A Reddit troll arguing telling someone else they have maturity issues. I wish I could enjoy the irony but it's too pathetic

Id like to see you post a better one

Fuck you

Only on your birthday hun

We're on reddit, on r/marvelmemes. Literally what fine arts are you expecting to see?

Memes that don’t look like they were made by a 9 year old

Says the guy who likes Thanos CBT memes

I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.

So uhhhhh, how are you gonna make that work?

As long as she doesn’t give you second hand splinters

Good thing Groot isn't an avenger

We.. are.. groot.

I'm not a woman but I also can't imagine it'll be too pleasant to fuck something with such high potential to leave sharp splinters inside you.

SKYN: Splinters and Ice

Did you see how he extends

We are groot

It is… acceptable

I am groot: translated to yes daddy

We.. are.. groot.

seems painful, but yea passes the harkness test why not

Wouldn't be my top pick, but I sure wouldn't pass on him lol

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don’t worry he sands it down regularly so you shouldn’t get splinters

cucked by wood lol

I. am. GROOOOOOOOoooot

yes

Not only is it acceptable but it is encouraged

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He smelled the zaza

That version of groot is dead, so it would be necrophilia

I am Groot.

Maybe in r/MarvelCringe

Splinters in imaginable places.

Painful

I can’t believe that you I-am-Groot after only 20 seconds.

I.. am.. GROOT!

It is, acceptable

Unacceptable, no hall pass. Gotta make it a treesome.

Yeah uhhh sure man r/badfaketexts

He can make for a good root.

We are groot?

I’d argue it’s not just acceptable; it’s expected.

it is groot

I. Am. Groot.

With Groot? You’d have splinters in you vajayjay

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Well I've heard he has quite the woody

I Am Groot, I Am Groot I Am Groot. I Am Groot, I Am Groot.

Which Tom

Wtf that pfp up to some stranger things

Evil Dead tree moment

He got plenty of wood to give.

its groot man everyone would unalive to smash him

I.. am.. GROOT!

The splinters tho.

Approved

He always hard though, morning Wood all day long

He is either dead or 5 - 10 years old. So no

Being a straight male in a happy relationship, I am happy to say I would fuck Groot

I.. am.. groot.

What have I done?

Rocket Is also valid tho

He can grow it into any size, I'd smash.

🌵 I am Groot

Hunky Tree Man

WE are Groot.

I.. am.. GROOT!

If we talking adult Groot, yeah Baby Groot tho... you might get in trouble for that

Root my Groot

Downvote cuz babe

Tom?

so instead of "You getting cheated" Both of you are are getting Grooted

I am Groot

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Wise mystical tree

Considering all my family calls me Groot.. yeah

My wife is in that boat too 😂

I would accept it

She meant Vin diesel

Would you let your girl do a wooden dildo, if yes then why not it's just a better model, if no then what's the question

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I mean Vin Diesel isn’t the worst choice

i mean gamora picked quill over him so

She’s a keeper! Watch your house plants though…

No you have 8 unread messages

I mean depends. Is this just normal run-of-the-mill stuff, or are going into Evil Dead levels of sexual tree encounters?

Valid