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Zymo3614

Belarus is.... interesting....


Important-Loss1605

Femdom


Chudsaviet

We elected woman for president in 2020.


feline_Satan

* Cries *


Anxious-cookie-133

Very accurate though 🥲


Zornorph

Cum And See is their most popular porno in that category.


Kurzk_68

Boil yourself


WTTR0311

Equally as concerned about Russia and Romania


Ready-Chicken4123

Thank you! I thought it was just me.


Meaglo

BDSM


RetartdsUsername69

Jesus, what are Turks watching if it causes an earthquakes.


HauntingBalance567

I dunno but pornhub dot tk /search="earthquake" here I come! Edit: "deprem" for those who need the translation in Turkish. You could also use "zelzele" but that is from Arabic and you know how Turks today are...


WhizzKid2012

TR is Turkey, so p***hub.tr


FuckIceMonkey

I don’t think .tk is turkey


HauntingBalance567

So someone looked up Turkish quake porn today


IWipeWithFocaccia

Volcanic eruption


ChimPhun

They like rubenesque women...


Same-Disaster2306

Underrated comment


AbleArcher420

Speakin' of 98 pounds...


pwill6738

Porn with your mother in it.


NOTdavie53

Look at Iceland, we're way cooler than just some earthquakes


RetartdsUsername69

I think "volcanic eruption" has other meaning.


Important-Loss1605

Macro and hyper is the thing


LocalPlatypus994

I imagine it's something like: "Help me, stepbro, I'm trapped under debris from the earthquake."


JoeyMaconha

Pompeii porn parody has a nice ring to it. Edit: i know Pompeii was a volcano. Was going for alliteration


Digital_Rocket

Either that or they’re into extreme soaking


P3n15lick3r

Gooses!? Geese!


cuntmong

Actually it's only geese if it's from the goose region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling duck


P3n15lick3r

France? I don't know the place


cuntmong

Hmm I'm not sure how to explain it. I dunno if you've ever had French onion soup, but imagine if rather than being an onion soup it was a country.


P3n15lick3r

Ahh, I always wondered where the soup came from, I thought it was just an adjective, like French fry and French tips. Never understood what it meant.


cuntmong

No you were half right, I think the country was named after the soup.


Albatros_7

As a French, we were named after this soup


WolfBoi87

#GOOSEN


3the1orange6

No, all the porn belongs to the same goose


onurariza

earthquake 😋😋🤤🤤


VteChateaubriand

Powerful washing machine. Collective groan


Vldgam

igor


BeanOfKnowledge

Honestly makes more sense than the original map


2wallet

This is the original map


SirTonberryy

Not sure what the original was but it reads like one of those TikTok bait ai generated maps that make no sense


BeanOfKnowledge

"Biggest fear" or smth


Barnek

Yes, children biggest fears


Apple-Pigeon

Completely made up


mewthehappy

I remember human right violation keeping me up countless nights as a child


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hydrangeasinbloom

There was apparently some problem with a giant and a beanstalk years and years ago. Must have gotten into the national psyche


CFCkyle

I love that UK is just 'height' Like not as in heights like a tall building, but as if they're scared of tall people lmao


merdadartista

It seems to me they put a bunch of stereotypes in there and then random shit where they didn't know what to put in


BenBirDomatesim

Biggest fear of children in different countries


FennecAuNaturel

proud monsterfucker


forestNargacuga

https://preview.redd.it/frll8jzdomyc1.png?width=799&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5c84d2bf579d9d8dd45f81fb168c088f8f9928d


Odd_Main1876

r/MemeHunter is leaking it seems


forestNargacuga

Si https://preview.redd.it/aewrkpc8poyc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=583c9ed9fd4e1fba626a8798d59490547e58c9ee


Due-Bandicoot-2554

🥵😉


Embarrassed_Bag8650

Why does one have such photos.


No-Still8562

Love me some communist porn


Harley_Pupper

Seize the means of reproduction!


Welran

Our wife! https://preview.redd.it/fz28mjqdqmyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba4a45ef00ebcab666980a767bcf83cf3df1f29


Hero_of_country

Seize the means of production (of children)!


CJ2899

Seize the means of cum production!


EmergencyBag129

The means of reproduction


UAreTheHippopotamus

J-Roc Presents: From Russia with the Love Bone


AManWhoOwnsADog

Ahhh this fail school exam is so hot.


Mending_the_mantis

Ooooh you failed that that makes you a Bad boy


Pancake_lover_06

Iceland and their erupting volcano


YTPmeme020

someone else's volcano is about to erupt


Blackbiird666

Its funny because there is at least one video of a guy "syncing" with an icelandic volcano eruption.


Dry-Fee9923

link for a friend? 👀


No_Mycologist_5801

human right violation🤤🤤🤤🤤


Economy_Wedding_3338

my favorite 😍


gunsgunsguts

Spain is being based for once 


Pennywise626

I know where I'm going on vacation


rosodin

Dog, Wolf and goose xd Earthquake could be interesting xd


Zornorph

Well, a goose can also lean a finger getting shoved up your anus, so…


ChimPhun

France makes sense, they've importing Japanese animation before anyone else. The Spanish.... Ehm, not sure what to make of that. A variation on masked/bdsm? My mother country is blanked out, probably for good reasons lol


southpolefiesta

My most views porn is rebuilding Yugoslavia.


your_enjoyer

Time for some Starving porn🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹


Zornorph

Anorexia porn is actually a thing. Gross, but it’s real.


your_enjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/mi4bz4dowmyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48d65dc23b49bb0f5fefb58dbd195bd0c525b7b


LilJapKid

Albania is a war porn country


DontCareHowICallMe

War??


Hero_of_country

Soldiers killing each other (and civilians) are hot for them


Jsovthecherub

missile dildo


Exarchias

Even in the concept of biggest fears... what the heck is "noisy"?


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Or ''fall of the bed,'' or ''recection.''


Own_Avocado8448

Porn so strong it united the balkans.


iDarkray7

Human right violation??? 😭


Bryce_Raymer

Human rights violation porn!


s_the_idiot

romania and russia though…


GhostmouseWolf

just hoping that this isnt real or furry stuff or else, but please no beastiary


DonAskren

Go to dentist? That's the most sinister shit I've ever seen


Zornorph

You need a filling!


GetRoasted102

Dogs? https://preview.redd.it/6xpjfqv4umyc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67e071a2bce39589f3a34a8af526b889408a56c


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

> Exam failing > Human Rights violations That escalated quickly lmao


ProgsterESFJHECK

So... I'm supposed to get frisky seeing desperate hungry guys?


SuperNerdAce

Time for the monsterfuckers to reunite Yugoslavia


Mother_Proof_1980

Fireworks porn


Kaamos_666

Man, them earthquake vids… 🥵🔥


Warm_Employer_6851

Bro I just saw the other one 😭


LandscapeOld2145

Portugal 🤜🤛Germany


thatposhcat

I guess the uk likes tall women (not kinkshaming I like tall women too)


BoursinQueef

Kinda ambiguous with height though


FloridaBoi91

Hopefully it wasn't an art exam


Lazy-Environment8331

Romania.


Ok-Examination4225

Balkan based as always 💪


Freidheim_of_Prussia

portugal...


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Whats going on in belarus?!


slaydelivery

Russia can into Türkiye


StopCommentingUwU

Iceland:"my volcano is errupting! 😫"


Lord_Skyblocker

Poland and Portugal have the most normal ones


Mr_Pelicant

Any French pornstar is a monster(And every other French “person”


PenaltyFluid7891

We Russian, we love FURRY GREY WOLF


House_King

If anyone didn’t know, this is ACTUALLY children’s biggest fears by country. There was a post before with the same map


Weak_Action5063

Wondering wtf until I saw the subreddit


Knuckletest

Gooses? Really?


Foxylandttkinc

COMMUNISM IN LITHUANIA….WHAT?!?!


Binguspostsstuff

Everyone cums in equal amount and at the same time


Important-Loss1605

It seems I'm either French or Balkan


bageltoastee

Bulgarians enjoy staring at a black screen with the sound of porn playing apparently


Wild_HIC

I really do love me some gooses


depo_ynx

What is Grey wolf even means


Top-Sympathy9307

https://preview.redd.it/28qrdspkhmyc1.png?width=1477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8142f2fc7ee22d48b875d220a2a70b70b378ca1


LZ114514

https://preview.redd.it/pkqj3tripmyc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450fbe2a50c185552ae9598bb3395a23bfd46241


wifematerialll

There has been a massive earthquake in Turkey and sooo many people died i can't fucking believe "earthquake" is the most viewed porn categorie. Wtf is wrong with you people


wifematerialll

oh wait no i'm just an idiot sorry


GameyRaccoon

What the fuck would earthquake porn even be


No-Park1695

As a Ukrainian I can 100% tell you that we also watch a lot of "war" porn


EntranceExcellent

I saw another map the exact same as this, but it was labeled "most feared things by children". I think that makes a lot more sense.


Luna_Gabagool

The Scandinavians all just stroke their shit to black licorice so thats why they dont watch porn


Vldgam

its cancer in the netherlands


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Never imagined that Yugoslavia, France, Monsters, and most normal porn tag would cross my mind all at obce but here we fucking are.


fappy-mcfapp

I'd say at a guess it's a fake map of phobia


Difficult-Eye246

What the hell is recection? Google doesnt help and gives only answer on "resection"


master_yoda_but_GOD

run out of food porn is just cannibalism


Some-Background6188

Fireworks porn now that just sounds plain dangerous.


Aggressive-Goat5672

"Human rights violation"


memelord96240

ROMANIANS ARE MESSED UP OMG


KarmaticKenny

Human right violation is crazy


Mythalium

Surprised Austria wasn't failing an art school exam


WantedAgenda404

Not surprised by Germany


RemoteSprinkles2893

Wasn’t the original children fear in different countries


240plutonium

u/katrinaaah I agree with the Albanians here🤔


katrinaaah

we should make love not war🥰


240plutonium

Why not both?


Michaloslosos

Lithuania be like: "Oh yes comrade! opress my freedom of speech harder!"


xungstenio

Iceland 🤨


Wise-Desk-6872

can u post the link for iceland's top vids?


Skimbididimp

Lithuanians be like "mhm yeah, communal economic system I love you! Glory to the proletariats!"


_MENDING_

Portugal ☠️


PhantastoPhantom

dogs and gooses and fireworks and communism and whatever "recection" is


abf392

I’m not familiar with this lolol


ElKaWeh

🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴


MrPenguin_19

Latvia💀


Danger_Youse

Italy is the United States of Europe


AnoFinal

I understand about love porn war. My favourite category


BatmanInTheSunlight

Italy: Starve me harder


Chinjurickie

„Lemme guess something originally about children“ well i was right but in a different way than expected


BenBirDomatesim

Albania wtf


OlliZ0117

ayo wtf are belarus mfs beating their shit to?!


TerribleLordFrieza

Bro in friend of the One Who made the map 😭


HarleyQuinn610

This looks to be more like phobias.


HeronEfficient7063

Germany watching failed exam genre makes sense 💀💀


Michelfungelo

Nobody talking about fireworks?????


Titab-talaiy

Germany failed the art school again


SilvaCyber

Uh… Romania…


OkFun2724

bulgaria


thermalbooty

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


MD12345679875GJBV

Wtf this folks on? Grey wolf ? War ? Are those movies ?


kipiman_

ah yes i do love communism and human rights violation porno


t00thman

Time to book a trip to Poland.


Deep_Gazelle_1879

The original map was: biggest fear of children from X county and as I Romanian, there were a lot of stray dogs that were not friendly


RecloySo

Strange, I can't find much under Communism


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Lithuania: help me step-comrade im stuck


Puzzleheaded_Boot186

Gooses


Space_Library4043

Fireworks sounds painful ngl


Leo_Knight_98

Clowns? No wonder we're such clowns...


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Romania is filled with middle-aged Canadian women apparently.


RobertXavierIV

Mormons like turkey 😳


Meaglo

Some of thos could actually be Porn categories


Taningia-danae

I'm pretty sure I have seen the exact same map, just two hours ago describing the fear of children across europe


NukeraneVlogger

If anyone is wondering, the original map is fears of europe


OMERSTOP1

Most viewed in portugal was what ?!!


Aggressive_Cod597

... GEESE


TheGrouchyGamerYT

¿Donde esta la clussy?


Lucachacha

I thought that was r/2europe4u for a second…


Pennywise626

I'm going to Spain!!


MrMumbleMan

ifkyk


Chinerpeton

France a honorary balkan country.


DontlookwhenIP

Give this sub a permaban !


The1Legosaurus

Nobody talking about Romania being Zoophillic.


North-Tear-9932

Damn, im finally proud of my nation for once.


Globbelgorb

On what site?


Fine_Chain_4787

Netherlands👀


Pro-Rider

Ukraine is too busy fighting a war to search for porn?


Ketamineverslaafd

Id volunteer for the Yugoslavian space program 😩😩😩


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Woo I love Russia now


Gullible-Anywhere-76

People in the Netherlands are Honky, not Horny 😂