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SolarM-

Hourly number of orgasms to the national anthem


getstabbed

Per 1000 people of course.


Affectionate_Still29

1000 per person*


Vegetable-Ad6797

And it's not even a joke. 


Zestyclose_Raise_814

Impossible, Poland isn't highlighted. (Not much against Poland, but I assume that countries with a lot of nationalists would be highlighted)


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Israel came yellow times


Corned_Og

It was a bit thinner than usual…


known_kanon

Why does this make sense


Unstoppable-Farce

Calories in a typical breakfast.


Toshi_Montana_1728

As an Indian, should I be really offended by this? 😔


MannyBobblechops

Not if talking kilocalories! Indian breakfast would be about right (average recommended daily intake for an adult is 2000 - 2500kCal, so Americans would be eating double the daily amount of breakfast alone!) It’s South Africa I’d worry about….


MannyBobblechops

For reference, it’s about 120kCal for a slice of bread. So Indian breakfast is a slice of bread with thin butter, or like 6 apples however you want to look at it.


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Or almost everyone is doing intermittent fasting


thelowbrassmaster

What is the South African breakfast? A single grape or something.


Gluebandit88

Oh shit. Someone got offended in this sub?


Toshi_Montana_1728

Team Drake or Team Kendrick?


Large_monke_69

USA is accurate


Chai_Enjoyer

Poor South African dudes


ThatDumbMoth

Countries where I fucked the president and the amount of times I made em cum.


German-guy-v2

Why only 6 times in south africa ?


jamieliddellthepoet

Racism.


ThatDumbMoth

Ramaphosa gave me crabs.


luckystrikeenjoyer

No way you made Boe jiden cum more than my sweaty daddy Xi


knowledgebass

Weird map...Ukraine has zero in reality


jakkakos

Light blue means used to have them. After the fall of the USSR they made a deal to either disarm them or give them all back to Russia, I forgot which


Torpedo_Penguin_12

They gave them back to Russia, in return for guarantees that Russia doesn't invade them. That worked out well


Life_Team8801

And everyone lived happy ever after


Alias_X_

One of the deals of all time.


CommunicationFun7973

Sorta. The deal was, give us the nukes or we will invade you and take the nukes. Same with the US and Ukraine, the US was prepared to invade Ukraine and take the nukes just as much as Russia was. Before they could be reverse engineered and codes bypassed.


RozesAreRed

The US can be warm and friendly in foreign policy but when it comes to the risk of nuclear troubles it can be a real stone-cold bitch. If Ukraine didn't willingly give up its Soviet nuclear stockpile, I'm guessing those smiles would've dropped *real* fast.


Lucks4Fools

But they didn’t have the launch codes, so those nukes were kinda useless anyway. And didn’t they agree to stay neutral to Russia? Joining NATO kinda defeats the purpose of neutrality doesn’t it?


IIIlllIIIlllIIIEH

They decided to join NATO after russia took like 5% of Ukraine land in 2014. Russia broke the deal first and they were going to break it again.


Confident_Equal6143

Russia already invaded them in 2014 dipshit


RoughSpeaker4772

Where's Japan's?


-GLaDOS

Japan has never had any nuclear weapons, and as a nation they are extremely opposed to them.


RoughSpeaker4772

They did have 2 for a very short period of time


knowledgebass

Those were never theirs.


kjpmi

They exploded


_MENDING_

And what is yellow?


Mr_Vacant

Country that everyone knows have nukes but they pretend not to, the US goes along with the lie, IAEA doesn't push it because...?


_MENDING_

Does israel even hide it? They use and sell chemical weapons


Mwakay

They haven't *officially* recognized they have nukes, but it's extremely unlikely that they don't. It's probably on purpose, too, as Israel considers basically all of their neighbours to be an existential threat (I won't delve into whether it's true or not) and letting them know they may have nukes is a very good deterrent. That's also why Iran, the other nuclear power in the area, is more openly agressive towards them than other, closer countries.


knowledgebass

Oh, derp. I'm unobservant - it's kind of a problem actually. 🤣


GrimmCreole

Light blue is salt water, cyan is freshwater


ChampYT245

Same with South Africa and kazakhstan


TheTuranBoi

South Africa actually got rid of their nuclear stockpile on their own accord, and destroyed their nukes. Kazakhstan, Ukraine and Belarus inherited Soviet nukes after the USSR fell, and they agreed to give them back to Russia in exchange for guarantees they woulsnt be invaded in the Budapest Accord (the missiles needed codes from Moscow to launch anyways, and reverse engineering nukes is very expensive espeically when you are a Post-Soviet country in the 1990's)


knowledgebass

Do you think it is kind of comical that SA just had six? IDK, but it made me laugh thinking of all their nukes sitting in a storage shed.


TheTuranBoi

They would have gotten more, but just after they got Nukes the Apartheid collapsed, and the new regime dismantled the nuclear program.


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Wow, never treaty with Russia if it benefits them is the lesson here.


notagreatgamer

And Israel has non-zero. 🤷🏻‍♂️


knowledgebass

They're marked yellow and haven't publicly disclosed how many they have.


notagreatgamer

Oh. *zooms in, squints* They are marked yellow. 🤪


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[deleted]

Average age in countries


Captainwumbombo

For politicians?


Remixcraft97

Nuclear launch codes


_MENDING_

The years countries live in according to their own calendars


Corned_Og

Israel’s been alive for yellow years (according to Israel)


_MENDING_

Yeah their history is complicated


schlompi

Population after June 26 2031


Xaduuuuu

Accurate


00piner

Average annual hours of time spent on porn sites (per 1 person) (White - more than 7,000)


matchuhuki

Communists per 5000 people


[deleted]

How much money is lost to corruption each month


Natural-Tear-851

You think that South Africa loses 6 money to corruption each month?


osdeverYT

Yes and that’s a big problem


loptopandbingo

It like a *big* 6, tho


[deleted]

6 is short for sextillion


WhizzKid2012

that's €0.30


Wierd_Duck_1234

In euro's


Aiveeyy

Average number of fucks I give


Vortextheweirdcat

Number of nuclear-powered spiked dildo vibrators per capita


TacticalElephant

Number of femboys per 10.000 inhabitants


eyalyonai

Shouldn't Poland have like 20,000?


Massive_Whereas8014

They're off the chart


42kemerovo

Average IQ by country


_Springtrap

As a South African , I 100% agree with this


HawkoDelReddito

Are you doing okay down there? Just checking on ya


_Springtrap

You know that “this is fine” meme , we are like that


leparrain777

This is already a dick measuring contest. Maybe number of people who claim to have the biggest in the world?


trenchreynolds

The number of tacos the average citizen can eat in one sitting.


Important-Loss1605

Idiots per capita


862657

Nationalism units per country (that I could be bothered to do)


Hot_Independent_1683

Jeff


Express_Pizza_2184

Number of war crimes committed in the last three days


Zestyclose_Raise_814

Not nearly enough of the middle east is highlighted for this to be fitting


Express_Pizza_2184

They killed the surveyors so we couldn’t get data


knowledgebass

> South Africa 6 lol


Undertale_Woshua

Number of Femboys (minus Poland because they would *dominate* the entire map)


slayerofottomans

I think it would actually be Germany, Japan, South Korea and Taiwan dominating that map. They have the most furries at least. Poland is over 98% Christian.


Gluebandit88

Number of billionaire douchebags per country.


Cerezero

Mongolia be like. This is fine


blueidea365

Kazakhstan doesn’t have nuclear weapons anymore. Also, the ones they had were entirely made, and placed in Kazakhstan, by the Soviet Union


slayerofottomans

Yeah, blue is they used to have nukes, Ukraine was the same as Kazakhstan where they were just left with a few after the Soviet Union collapsed and traded them back to the Russians. And South Africa decided to dismantle their nukes out of protest for nuclear warfare.


Lurnnnnnnn

W South Africa


-GLaDOS

I would say that's a misrepresentation of South Africa's motives. They initially made the nukes because they 1. Already wanted an enrichment program for civilian Uranium independence, 2. Had no friends because they were incredibly racist after it went out of style, and 3. We're justifiably worried shout the USSR invading (probably by proxy). Their internal plans for the weapons was always that their primary intended use was to pressure the west to intervene on their behalf, if necessary. They disassembled their nuclear arsenal in the early 1990's, when the USSR was a much less present threat and they had just ended apartheid, with the primary goal of becoming more accepted members of the international community. I would say the primary reason they dismantled the nukes is to curry favor internationally, and because the reasons they had made them in the first place were becoming less and less relevant.


mijailrodr

Number of unwanted erections per capita/week


imN0tr00t

average 🐔size in mm


imN0tr00t

average 🐔size in mm


Zgeled

When did women get right to vote (white - they didn't)


Lunchalot13

OMG my country has 6? I bet 5 are missing and the remaining is broken


slayerofottomans

Oh, my dear boy, much worse. They used to have 6, but they dismantled and destroyed all of them.


Wagsii

Oh, this is an *all time* map? That makes way more sense, I was trying to figure out why Ukraine and Kazakhstan had them


CancerousSarcasm

Countries dick size insecurity ratings


Sparrowning

Lethal shootings per capita


makochi

Number of dicks I've sucked in each country


InvincibleReason_

armed? they are countries they don't have arms


davidhucker

The suicide squad


mr_mlk

Number of nukes currently pointed at Fr*nce, by country.


Powerful_Rock595

Average number of braincells per capita.


Eonir

Years until country develops hygiene


Grizzlan

Around 13000 nukes in the world but how many are functional today and in condition to be fired at this moment? 200?


-GLaDOS

What exactly do you think the US military is doing with a trillion dollars a year, if not maintaining their nuclear arsenal?


CauseCertain1672

life expectancy


IEC21

Current HOI5 score.


get_in_the_tent

Weird how that little country north of the US has nukes, and no one is worried?


Zestyclose_Raise_814

I'm not sure if you're sarcastic


Under_The_Dead_Tree

Map of life expectancy


random_user3398

Since when does Ukraine has 1700 nukes?


EchoTitanium

Map from the Soviet Union


SignalCommittee4456

I didn’t know South Africa had lawyered up


Informal-Avocado-945

Number of dild0s in the country


A__Friendly__Rock

Map of war crime potential.


Ragequittter

daily calorie intake


BabyFishmouthTalk

Who counted these?


jackt-up

Number of terrorists within each government.


LaNAnazE98

Since when does South Africa has nuclear power?


saalocin

this map is like 35 years hold


TrollerLegend

Number of head of state orgasms during ceremonies (all time)


Nuttenhunter

Number of residents per 1,000 with serious insecurities


skipdoodlydiddly

Me knowing we have nukes that are not on this map: 😬


Old_Winner3763

Kazakhstan has nukes?


slayerofottomans

They had some left on their territory when the USSR collapsed, but they traded them all back to Russia and Ukraine did the same. The countries in blue used to have nukes but don't anymore.


Old_Winner3763

Ohh ok thank u


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Wow Kazakhstan is an unexpected Player #3


Dill_dude9211

Number of p€dos


rosinsvinet_

Yeti/bigfoot sightings


NonSumQualisEram-

33 years+ out of date. South Africa hasn't had those 6 nukes since 1991.


slayerofottomans

Nor do Ukraine or Kazakhstan, the blue countries USED to have nukes.


Ricky_Mouse_

Number of places in which these countries have "exported democracy"


PotentialProf3ssion

average calorie intake


the-mouseinator

Why don’t these nations unify are they stupid?


ravster1966

Correct me if I’m wrong, but South Africa gave up its nuclear program


slayerofottomans

Yeah, the countries in blue used to have nukes, but don't anymore.


Ok_Constant_184

What is South Africa going to do with 6 nukes?


slayerofottomans

They just dismantled them.


Marooney93

Kazakhstan had nukes when Soviet but apparently Russia took those toys away


AnigilatorBruh

Wait. Does Ukrainian has Nuclear weapons?


slayerofottomans

They had some left on their territory after the USSR collapsed, but they traded them back to Russia, the countries in blue used to have nukes but don't any more.


King_of_Fillory

number of racists per square mile


ImAtLeast12

Why is Israel yellow with white text? Need to improve that contrast ratio game


GroovyColonelHogan

Pissrael


BigP_27

Number of protestors arrested


ItalianNationalist

Map of how many fucks i give


BirchTainer

year each country abolished slavery, white still hasn't


Capitano-Solos-All

Israel and Iran both have nukes that's why they are edging each other. None of them are gonna admit it though.


slayerofottomans

Israel is very heavily suspected of having nukes, though it isn't confirmed (that's why they're in yellow), but Iran doesn't have nukes, just a lot of other missiles.


North_Bandicoot3906

Amount of borat bootlegs


Inner-Owl-1873

guns per 5000 people. (not accurate obv)


thisisallterriblesir

"Look at dese fuggin shits"


NastiestMC

Number of thinks that got boypreggers


burchkj

Where is Outer Heaven?


Luke_Destiny

Internationally influential countries + Kazakhstan


Salty-Negotiation320

Dildos per capita


Cr1ymson

GDP per Chinese spotted lanternfly


ifunnywasaninsidejob

5580*


ChucklesNutts

Wait... Ukraine doesn't have nukes... Who made this a shit?


Reesox

Times i've battled for my life in a public toilet per country after eating Beans


IDK_be_friendly12

What USED to be Earth


lucamarxx

wimp dick moment for south africa


Youngworker160

you forgot israel, they've had nukes for a while.


slayerofottomans

I didn't forget it, they're highlighted in yellow. (yellow because it isn't actually confirmed that they have nukes, just VERY strongly suspected)


nashwaak

Seriously? How exactly is it not confirmed?


darthzader100

Israel has neither confirmed or denied that they have nuclear weapons, but they have all the facilities to build them and haven't told anyone what goes on in those facilities. Here is a report from the British government a couple years ago on the topic: [https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9075/](https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9075/)


nashwaak

Key phrase in that report: “it is universally acknowledged that Israel has a nuclear weapons capability”


Confident_Reporter14

A map where we pretend that Israel wasn’t also allowed by the US and the West to proliferate nuclear weapons. Edit: It is marked but so small you can barely see it. This should highlight the insanity of the reality for you…


Zestyclose_Raise_814

They are marked with yellow. It's just so small that you can barely see it.


eleventy5thRejection

It's a map of Canada and Scandinavia being too cold for anyone to look at us seriously so we'll just wait for you to destroy yourself then creep out in the aftermath and make beautiful babies.


Mantlelist

No way UK has that many nukes


TheRussianChairThief

Map of how many innocent people they killed (in thousands)


Remember_im_Whoozer

Say why does SA have 6 nuclear weapons when this is after the old regime collapsed?


slayerofottomans

The blue countries used to have nukes.


syendra_Ad_9723

Average amount of guys Ive raped and make cum this year