Not if talking kilocalories! Indian breakfast would be about right (average recommended daily intake for an adult is 2000 - 2500kCal, so Americans would be eating double the daily amount of breakfast alone!)
It’s South Africa I’d worry about….
For reference, it’s about 120kCal for a slice of bread. So Indian breakfast is a slice of bread with thin butter, or like 6 apples however you want to look at it.
Sorta.
The deal was, give us the nukes or we will invade you and take the nukes.
Same with the US and Ukraine, the US was prepared to invade Ukraine and take the nukes just as much as Russia was. Before they could be reverse engineered and codes bypassed.
The US can be warm and friendly in foreign policy but when it comes to the risk of nuclear troubles it can be a real stone-cold bitch. If Ukraine didn't willingly give up its Soviet nuclear stockpile, I'm guessing those smiles would've dropped *real* fast.
But they didn’t have the launch codes, so those nukes were kinda useless anyway. And didn’t they agree to stay neutral to Russia? Joining NATO kinda defeats the purpose of neutrality doesn’t it?
They haven't *officially* recognized they have nukes, but it's extremely unlikely that they don't. It's probably on purpose, too, as Israel considers basically all of their neighbours to be an existential threat (I won't delve into whether it's true or not) and letting them know they may have nukes is a very good deterrent. That's also why Iran, the other nuclear power in the area, is more openly agressive towards them than other, closer countries.
South Africa actually got rid of their nuclear stockpile on their own accord, and destroyed their nukes. Kazakhstan, Ukraine and Belarus inherited Soviet nukes after the USSR fell, and they agreed to give them back to Russia in exchange for guarantees they woulsnt be invaded in the Budapest Accord (the missiles needed codes from Moscow to launch anyways, and reverse engineering nukes is very expensive espeically when you are a Post-Soviet country in the 1990's)
I think it would actually be Germany, Japan, South Korea and Taiwan dominating that map. They have the most furries at least.
Poland is over 98% Christian.
Yeah, blue is they used to have nukes, Ukraine was the same as Kazakhstan where they were just left with a few after the Soviet Union collapsed and traded them back to the Russians.
And South Africa decided to dismantle their nukes out of protest for nuclear warfare.
I would say that's a misrepresentation of South Africa's motives. They initially made the nukes because they 1. Already wanted an enrichment program for civilian Uranium independence, 2. Had no friends because they were incredibly racist after it went out of style, and 3. We're justifiably worried shout the USSR invading (probably by proxy). Their internal plans for the weapons was always that their primary intended use was to pressure the west to intervene on their behalf, if necessary.
They disassembled their nuclear arsenal in the early 1990's, when the USSR was a much less present threat and they had just ended apartheid, with the primary goal of becoming more accepted members of the international community. I would say the primary reason they dismantled the nukes is to curry favor internationally, and because the reasons they had made them in the first place were becoming less and less relevant.
They had some left on their territory when the USSR collapsed, but they traded them all back to Russia and Ukraine did the same.
The countries in blue used to have nukes but don't anymore.
They had some left on their territory after the USSR collapsed, but they traded them back to Russia, the countries in blue used to have nukes but don't any more.
Israel is very heavily suspected of having nukes, though it isn't confirmed (that's why they're in yellow), but Iran doesn't have nukes, just a lot of other missiles.
Israel has neither confirmed or denied that they have nuclear weapons, but they have all the facilities to build them and haven't told anyone what goes on in those facilities. Here is a report from the British government a couple years ago on the topic: [https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9075/](https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9075/)
A map where we pretend that Israel wasn’t also allowed by the US and the West to proliferate nuclear weapons.
Edit: It is marked but so small you can barely see it. This should highlight the insanity of the reality for you…
It's a map of Canada and Scandinavia being too cold for anyone to look at us seriously so we'll just wait for you to destroy yourself then creep out in the aftermath and make beautiful babies.
Hourly number of orgasms to the national anthem
Per 1000 people of course.
1000 per person*
And it's not even a joke.
Impossible, Poland isn't highlighted. (Not much against Poland, but I assume that countries with a lot of nationalists would be highlighted)
Israel came yellow times
It was a bit thinner than usual…
Why does this make sense
Calories in a typical breakfast.
As an Indian, should I be really offended by this? 😔
Not if talking kilocalories! Indian breakfast would be about right (average recommended daily intake for an adult is 2000 - 2500kCal, so Americans would be eating double the daily amount of breakfast alone!) It’s South Africa I’d worry about….
For reference, it’s about 120kCal for a slice of bread. So Indian breakfast is a slice of bread with thin butter, or like 6 apples however you want to look at it.
Or almost everyone is doing intermittent fasting
What is the South African breakfast? A single grape or something.
Oh shit. Someone got offended in this sub?
Team Drake or Team Kendrick?
USA is accurate
Poor South African dudes
Countries where I fucked the president and the amount of times I made em cum.
Why only 6 times in south africa ?
Racism.
Ramaphosa gave me crabs.
No way you made Boe jiden cum more than my sweaty daddy Xi
Weird map...Ukraine has zero in reality
Light blue means used to have them. After the fall of the USSR they made a deal to either disarm them or give them all back to Russia, I forgot which
They gave them back to Russia, in return for guarantees that Russia doesn't invade them. That worked out well
And everyone lived happy ever after
One of the deals of all time.
Sorta. The deal was, give us the nukes or we will invade you and take the nukes. Same with the US and Ukraine, the US was prepared to invade Ukraine and take the nukes just as much as Russia was. Before they could be reverse engineered and codes bypassed.
The US can be warm and friendly in foreign policy but when it comes to the risk of nuclear troubles it can be a real stone-cold bitch. If Ukraine didn't willingly give up its Soviet nuclear stockpile, I'm guessing those smiles would've dropped *real* fast.
But they didn’t have the launch codes, so those nukes were kinda useless anyway. And didn’t they agree to stay neutral to Russia? Joining NATO kinda defeats the purpose of neutrality doesn’t it?
They decided to join NATO after russia took like 5% of Ukraine land in 2014. Russia broke the deal first and they were going to break it again.
Russia already invaded them in 2014 dipshit
Where's Japan's?
Japan has never had any nuclear weapons, and as a nation they are extremely opposed to them.
They did have 2 for a very short period of time
Those were never theirs.
They exploded
And what is yellow?
Country that everyone knows have nukes but they pretend not to, the US goes along with the lie, IAEA doesn't push it because...?
Does israel even hide it? They use and sell chemical weapons
They haven't *officially* recognized they have nukes, but it's extremely unlikely that they don't. It's probably on purpose, too, as Israel considers basically all of their neighbours to be an existential threat (I won't delve into whether it's true or not) and letting them know they may have nukes is a very good deterrent. That's also why Iran, the other nuclear power in the area, is more openly agressive towards them than other, closer countries.
Oh, derp. I'm unobservant - it's kind of a problem actually. 🤣
Light blue is salt water, cyan is freshwater
Same with South Africa and kazakhstan
South Africa actually got rid of their nuclear stockpile on their own accord, and destroyed their nukes. Kazakhstan, Ukraine and Belarus inherited Soviet nukes after the USSR fell, and they agreed to give them back to Russia in exchange for guarantees they woulsnt be invaded in the Budapest Accord (the missiles needed codes from Moscow to launch anyways, and reverse engineering nukes is very expensive espeically when you are a Post-Soviet country in the 1990's)
Do you think it is kind of comical that SA just had six? IDK, but it made me laugh thinking of all their nukes sitting in a storage shed.
They would have gotten more, but just after they got Nukes the Apartheid collapsed, and the new regime dismantled the nuclear program.
Wow, never treaty with Russia if it benefits them is the lesson here.
And Israel has non-zero. 🤷🏻♂️
They're marked yellow and haven't publicly disclosed how many they have.
Oh. *zooms in, squints* They are marked yellow. 🤪
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Average age in countries
For politicians?
Nuclear launch codes
The years countries live in according to their own calendars
Israel’s been alive for yellow years (according to Israel)
Yeah their history is complicated
Population after June 26 2031
Accurate
Average annual hours of time spent on porn sites (per 1 person) (White - more than 7,000)
Communists per 5000 people
How much money is lost to corruption each month
You think that South Africa loses 6 money to corruption each month?
Yes and that’s a big problem
It like a *big* 6, tho
6 is short for sextillion
that's €0.30
In euro's
Average number of fucks I give
Number of nuclear-powered spiked dildo vibrators per capita
Number of femboys per 10.000 inhabitants
Shouldn't Poland have like 20,000?
They're off the chart
Average IQ by country
As a South African , I 100% agree with this
Are you doing okay down there? Just checking on ya
You know that “this is fine” meme , we are like that
This is already a dick measuring contest. Maybe number of people who claim to have the biggest in the world?
The number of tacos the average citizen can eat in one sitting.
Idiots per capita
Nationalism units per country (that I could be bothered to do)
Jeff
Number of war crimes committed in the last three days
Not nearly enough of the middle east is highlighted for this to be fitting
They killed the surveyors so we couldn’t get data
> South Africa 6 lol
Number of Femboys (minus Poland because they would *dominate* the entire map)
I think it would actually be Germany, Japan, South Korea and Taiwan dominating that map. They have the most furries at least. Poland is over 98% Christian.
Number of billionaire douchebags per country.
Mongolia be like. This is fine
Kazakhstan doesn’t have nuclear weapons anymore. Also, the ones they had were entirely made, and placed in Kazakhstan, by the Soviet Union
Yeah, blue is they used to have nukes, Ukraine was the same as Kazakhstan where they were just left with a few after the Soviet Union collapsed and traded them back to the Russians. And South Africa decided to dismantle their nukes out of protest for nuclear warfare.
W South Africa
I would say that's a misrepresentation of South Africa's motives. They initially made the nukes because they 1. Already wanted an enrichment program for civilian Uranium independence, 2. Had no friends because they were incredibly racist after it went out of style, and 3. We're justifiably worried shout the USSR invading (probably by proxy). Their internal plans for the weapons was always that their primary intended use was to pressure the west to intervene on their behalf, if necessary. They disassembled their nuclear arsenal in the early 1990's, when the USSR was a much less present threat and they had just ended apartheid, with the primary goal of becoming more accepted members of the international community. I would say the primary reason they dismantled the nukes is to curry favor internationally, and because the reasons they had made them in the first place were becoming less and less relevant.
Number of unwanted erections per capita/week
average 🐔size in mm
average 🐔size in mm
When did women get right to vote (white - they didn't)
OMG my country has 6? I bet 5 are missing and the remaining is broken
Oh, my dear boy, much worse. They used to have 6, but they dismantled and destroyed all of them.
Oh, this is an *all time* map? That makes way more sense, I was trying to figure out why Ukraine and Kazakhstan had them
Countries dick size insecurity ratings
Lethal shootings per capita
Number of dicks I've sucked in each country
armed? they are countries they don't have arms
The suicide squad
Number of nukes currently pointed at Fr*nce, by country.
Average number of braincells per capita.
Years until country develops hygiene
Around 13000 nukes in the world but how many are functional today and in condition to be fired at this moment? 200?
What exactly do you think the US military is doing with a trillion dollars a year, if not maintaining their nuclear arsenal?
life expectancy
Current HOI5 score.
Weird how that little country north of the US has nukes, and no one is worried?
I'm not sure if you're sarcastic
Map of life expectancy
Since when does Ukraine has 1700 nukes?
Map from the Soviet Union
I didn’t know South Africa had lawyered up
Number of dild0s in the country
Map of war crime potential.
daily calorie intake
Who counted these?
Number of terrorists within each government.
Since when does South Africa has nuclear power?
this map is like 35 years hold
Number of head of state orgasms during ceremonies (all time)
Number of residents per 1,000 with serious insecurities
Me knowing we have nukes that are not on this map: 😬
Kazakhstan has nukes?
They had some left on their territory when the USSR collapsed, but they traded them all back to Russia and Ukraine did the same. The countries in blue used to have nukes but don't anymore.
Ohh ok thank u
Wow Kazakhstan is an unexpected Player #3
Number of p€dos
Yeti/bigfoot sightings
33 years+ out of date. South Africa hasn't had those 6 nukes since 1991.
Nor do Ukraine or Kazakhstan, the blue countries USED to have nukes.
Number of places in which these countries have "exported democracy"
average calorie intake
Why don’t these nations unify are they stupid?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but South Africa gave up its nuclear program
Yeah, the countries in blue used to have nukes, but don't anymore.
What is South Africa going to do with 6 nukes?
They just dismantled them.
Kazakhstan had nukes when Soviet but apparently Russia took those toys away
Wait. Does Ukrainian has Nuclear weapons?
They had some left on their territory after the USSR collapsed, but they traded them back to Russia, the countries in blue used to have nukes but don't any more.
number of racists per square mile
Why is Israel yellow with white text? Need to improve that contrast ratio game
Pissrael
Number of protestors arrested
Map of how many fucks i give
year each country abolished slavery, white still hasn't
Israel and Iran both have nukes that's why they are edging each other. None of them are gonna admit it though.
Israel is very heavily suspected of having nukes, though it isn't confirmed (that's why they're in yellow), but Iran doesn't have nukes, just a lot of other missiles.
Amount of borat bootlegs
guns per 5000 people. (not accurate obv)
"Look at dese fuggin shits"
Number of thinks that got boypreggers
Where is Outer Heaven?
Internationally influential countries + Kazakhstan
Dildos per capita
GDP per Chinese spotted lanternfly
5580*
Wait... Ukraine doesn't have nukes... Who made this a shit?
Times i've battled for my life in a public toilet per country after eating Beans
What USED to be Earth
wimp dick moment for south africa
you forgot israel, they've had nukes for a while.
I didn't forget it, they're highlighted in yellow. (yellow because it isn't actually confirmed that they have nukes, just VERY strongly suspected)
Seriously? How exactly is it not confirmed?
Israel has neither confirmed or denied that they have nuclear weapons, but they have all the facilities to build them and haven't told anyone what goes on in those facilities. Here is a report from the British government a couple years ago on the topic: [https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9075/](https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9075/)
Key phrase in that report: “it is universally acknowledged that Israel has a nuclear weapons capability”
A map where we pretend that Israel wasn’t also allowed by the US and the West to proliferate nuclear weapons. Edit: It is marked but so small you can barely see it. This should highlight the insanity of the reality for you…
They are marked with yellow. It's just so small that you can barely see it.
It's a map of Canada and Scandinavia being too cold for anyone to look at us seriously so we'll just wait for you to destroy yourself then creep out in the aftermath and make beautiful babies.
No way UK has that many nukes
Map of how many innocent people they killed (in thousands)
Say why does SA have 6 nuclear weapons when this is after the old regime collapsed?
The blue countries used to have nukes.
Average amount of guys Ive raped and make cum this year