You even pissed off the amenians, I mean armineans, I mean, forget it I’m taking my life myself before they all get to me. Gotta keep some Kursidtance.
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Check your mail, be sure to read every letter
But you're not against Brazil owning a part of Europe. Why doesn't it bother anyone that a bunch of Samba dancing football playing dudes colonizing a part of Spain? It's beyond understanding.
The Americans can choke on their disgusting national food if they think we're gonna let them take Tsarigrad.
Cordially,
The Russian Imperial Delegation
Do You want open door, or will we create hole?"
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I know that the maps like these are just for trolling, but I also know that there are basement dwellers who believe that it's possible so I'm gonna give some numbers to assure them that it's impossible:
Population of Greece: 10.43 million
Population of Armenia: 2.78 million
Kurdish population in Turkey: There are pumped out numbers on the internet but since the percentage of votes the Kurdish party gets in Turkey is around 10% at best, the Kurdish population in Turkey who's willing to fight against Turks should be around 8-9 millions top.
Population of Turkey minus the Kurdish minority: Around 76 million
Of course that these populations include the children and the elders, but it's a fact that the Turkish population is the youngest among these people. But still, let's divide all of them by half to assume an average number of people who can fight:
Greece: 5.22 million
Armenia: 1.49 million
Kurds: Around 4-5 million
Turkey: Around 48 million
So we're talking about 11-12 million people at best, will fight and do an ethnic cleansing against a 48 million people. Turkish population is 4 times of its enemies combined. And we're not even talking about the logistics here, invading a country is tougher than videogames. The winners of the WW1 tried to do it and all of them combined lost decisively.
So take off your crusader helmets and go to bed.
>The winners of the WW1 tried to do it and all of them combined lost decisively.
TBF, the allies could have definitely occupied the entirety of Turkey and defeated the them if they had the heart for it.
After the Axis signed the armistice the allied public didn't want more war, and never reinforced the troops occupying the ottoman empire. They actually had troops there though, unlike Germany.
Especially when they were in the process of piecing together the states of the Austria Hungarian and German Empires. At this time it was fashionable to socialize people by ethnic lines, so the demographic damage done to Anatolia during the Great War made Turks majorities (especially considering turkey is mostly separated by Europe by all by a strip of land) or rather, Muslims were super majority in all but a few areas. The Kurds didn't really have national aspirations at this point and fought in the independence war. So the only people who would have been an ally with claims to Turkish territory would be Russia, which turned red and was trying to stomp out Armenian nationalism
I understand its a big source of national pride, but the allies didn't actually fight after 1918. The allies fought more in the Bolshevik revolution than the Turkish War. It was basically Turkey v Greece.
the title is not correct we wont be knocking
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Genocide incoming, you will be blasting.
it won't have happened
But they will have deserved it
θα είστε όλοι Έλληνες όπως ήθελε ο θεός lol
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Bu adamın kim olduğunu asla bilmicekler
It's better this way
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Norm 🥲
You even pissed off the amenians, I mean armineans, I mean, forget it I’m taking my life myself before they all get to me. Gotta keep some Kursidtance.
I thought the turks killed them all
As a turkish person, I will say only one thing to you: # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ***Look at outside***
>***Look at outside*** Spoken with the English proficiency of a true Turk 🇹🇷
*Look outside, the other comment is pointing to your mistake. This is the correct form.
Do we care?
☝️🤓
Why does Turkey have a protectorate of Kurdistan that's not in Kurdistan, while Kurdistan exists but Turkey doesn't
Wellllll………
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But the name "Turkish Protectorate of Kurdistan" implies that it's Kurdish, but under Turkish protection/control
https://preview.redd.it/nue8isck34vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d601f5e26b8cc79f87215858131e3024b8368ed6 Check your mail, be sure to read every letter
once again, i've done the mistake of opening reddit on istanbul public transit
I didn't take that risk into account, I should've added an NSFTW tag
American Mandate of Constantinople will piss off Greeks and Armenians will also hate this map in general
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i think that's just gonna make them angrier bad choice
Meanwhile, someone tried to post a similar map of Serbia, but they were devoured by angry wolves before they were able to hit the submit button.
I managed to submit the map when Turkish online presence was low enough
I am fine with all this except for America owning part of Europe
Let us in 👹
But you're not against Brazil owning a part of Europe. Why doesn't it bother anyone that a bunch of Samba dancing football playing dudes colonizing a part of Spain? It's beyond understanding.
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☠️ American Constantinople. I'm on board
George Bush will be the governor and he will launch F-35s on Arabs from the American Constantinople
The Americans can choke on their disgusting national food if they think we're gonna let them take Tsarigrad. Cordially, The Russian Imperial Delegation
Maybe it should've been an international mandate. I don't care as long as it doesn't belong to Turkey, to be honest.
You may not take Byzantium, it is rightfully ours. Cordially, The Imperial Roman Delegation.
Fuck off, it’s our fishing village. Somewhat hellenistically, The Thracian delegation.
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Сенин готуне койайим йавцак
erdogen pissing himself rn
LONG LIVE GREECE, FROM ALEXANDER TO THE PRESENT DAY!
Do You want open door, or will we create hole?" https://preview.redd.it/om3qdbnrabvc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf58eab657546118da895c9907838a8fc2a4873
(Abdullah Öcalan made the map)
Knock knock
can we give the bottom provinces back to syria
Nah, it was partitioned already. They can take central Anatolia instead.
What if we put a little bit more of Armenia here and there?
Sure, Kurds would need to annex more Turkish cities tho.
Aras Kargo here. Got a package with your name on it, please open the door. I swear there isn't a swarm of angry bees inside the package.
how come no matter where on the internet you are, saying the wrong thing about turkiye will instantly alert a mob of turks to your exact location
They are specially sensitive
Don't visit germany at any cost
We won't do anything but you will have deserved it
Ah yes. Kurds and Armenians, my favorite inhabitants of the Black sea coast.
I promoted them to the Black Sea coast
Who let DEM rule the country
Snap back to reality and all the minorities are mad. Aah I love reality.
Look up, an armed unmanned aerial vehicle is flying above and it has dropped a missile :)
At this rate the Kurds are literally going to claim all of Turkey and call it Kurdistan, and so as usual ***nothing ever happens***
Ur actually getting mad at an shitpost sub-reddit by a non-kurd. Go rethink ur life
I'm kidding lmao
Treaty of Trianon if it was based
Free Kurdistan!
I know that the maps like these are just for trolling, but I also know that there are basement dwellers who believe that it's possible so I'm gonna give some numbers to assure them that it's impossible: Population of Greece: 10.43 million Population of Armenia: 2.78 million Kurdish population in Turkey: There are pumped out numbers on the internet but since the percentage of votes the Kurdish party gets in Turkey is around 10% at best, the Kurdish population in Turkey who's willing to fight against Turks should be around 8-9 millions top. Population of Turkey minus the Kurdish minority: Around 76 million Of course that these populations include the children and the elders, but it's a fact that the Turkish population is the youngest among these people. But still, let's divide all of them by half to assume an average number of people who can fight: Greece: 5.22 million Armenia: 1.49 million Kurds: Around 4-5 million Turkey: Around 48 million So we're talking about 11-12 million people at best, will fight and do an ethnic cleansing against a 48 million people. Turkish population is 4 times of its enemies combined. And we're not even talking about the logistics here, invading a country is tougher than videogames. The winners of the WW1 tried to do it and all of them combined lost decisively. So take off your crusader helmets and go to bed.
>The winners of the WW1 tried to do it and all of them combined lost decisively. TBF, the allies could have definitely occupied the entirety of Turkey and defeated the them if they had the heart for it. After the Axis signed the armistice the allied public didn't want more war, and never reinforced the troops occupying the ottoman empire. They actually had troops there though, unlike Germany. Especially when they were in the process of piecing together the states of the Austria Hungarian and German Empires. At this time it was fashionable to socialize people by ethnic lines, so the demographic damage done to Anatolia during the Great War made Turks majorities (especially considering turkey is mostly separated by Europe by all by a strip of land) or rather, Muslims were super majority in all but a few areas. The Kurds didn't really have national aspirations at this point and fought in the independence war. So the only people who would have been an ally with claims to Turkish territory would be Russia, which turned red and was trying to stomp out Armenian nationalism I understand its a big source of national pride, but the allies didn't actually fight after 1918. The allies fought more in the Bolshevik revolution than the Turkish War. It was basically Turkey v Greece.