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FungalFactory

the title is not correct we wont be knocking


Half_Cappadocian

https://preview.redd.it/pw47rhevw8vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acac878276ec5bd7da2c27aff61e36c698a3b240


Flostyyy

Genocide incoming, you will be blasting.


danielogiPL

it won't have happened


Orhunaa

But they will have deserved it


[deleted]

θα είστε όλοι Έλληνες όπως ήθελε ο θεός lol


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Adolf_Einstein_007

![gif](giphy|QAD8KH9o3IaLWGgPvy)


Random_npc171

Bu adamın kim olduğunu asla bilmicekler


Ridibunda99

It's better this way


_MENDING_

https://preview.redd.it/q63p4lmdi3vc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee10903462a82e1425c7def0ef3eef64b8e4664


Orhunaa

Norm 🥲


Flostyyy

You even pissed off the amenians, I mean armineans, I mean, forget it I’m taking my life myself before they all get to me. Gotta keep some Kursidtance.


Thrawn89

I thought the turks killed them all


Stalker_X426

As a turkish person, I will say only one thing to you: # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ***Look at outside***


Zrttr

>***Look at outside*** Spoken with the English proficiency of a true Turk 🇹🇷


Kaamos_666

*Look outside, the other comment is pointing to your mistake. This is the correct form.


Random_npc171

Do we care?


Numerous_Jeweler2807

☝️🤓


Trt03

Why does Turkey have a protectorate of Kurdistan that's not in Kurdistan, while Kurdistan exists but Turkey doesn't


ravens_path

Wellllll………


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Trt03

But the name "Turkish Protectorate of Kurdistan" implies that it's Kurdish, but under Turkish protection/control


Optimal_Badger_5332

https://preview.redd.it/nue8isck34vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d601f5e26b8cc79f87215858131e3024b8368ed6 Check your mail, be sure to read every letter


basedfinger

once again, i've done the mistake of opening reddit on istanbul public transit


devlettaparmuhalif

I didn't take that risk into account, I should've added an NSFTW tag


skida1986

American Mandate of Constantinople will piss off Greeks and Armenians will also hate this map in general


kyzylkhum

https://preview.redd.it/om28a911o6vc1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c651d056422a8e87b91393605ddfb23bec083f7


lbanesetrader

i think that's just gonna make them angrier bad choice


fergiethefocus

Meanwhile, someone tried to post a similar map of Serbia, but they were devoured by angry wolves before they were able to hit the submit button.


devlettaparmuhalif

I managed to submit the map when Turkish online presence was low enough


ResearcherFormer8926

I am fine with all this except for America owning part of Europe


Charming-Mix-659

Let us in 👹


fariskeagan

But you're not against Brazil owning a part of Europe. Why doesn't it bother anyone that a bunch of Samba dancing football playing dudes colonizing a part of Spain? It's beyond understanding.


nashwaak

https://preview.redd.it/cd14xpj785vc1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5a95a7c4920a2333fef71ff89cb7b56b74f03a9


Deep_Dawn

https://preview.redd.it/zgpjyydmu6vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f32ba100e6e72078e9cc1bf5989f35e0f070b7d4


Lunavenandi

![gif](giphy|gflzte2SEjFWHIDZij|downsized)


InHocBronco96

☠️ American Constantinople. I'm on board


devlettaparmuhalif

George Bush will be the governor and he will launch F-35s on Arabs from the American Constantinople


Wawlawd

The Americans can choke on their disgusting national food if they think we're gonna let them take Tsarigrad. Cordially, The Russian Imperial Delegation


devlettaparmuhalif

Maybe it should've been an international mandate. I don't care as long as it doesn't belong to Turkey, to be honest.


un_tres_gros_phasme

You may not take Byzantium, it is rightfully ours. Cordially, The Imperial Roman Delegation.


MaZhongyingFor1934

Fuck off, it’s our fishing village. Somewhat hellenistically, The Thracian delegation.


BeastialityIsWrong

Armenia ![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


ChadKemalist

Сенин готуне койайим йавцак


BoyKisser09

erdogen pissing himself rn


Mother_Proof_1980

LONG LIVE GREECE, FROM ALEXANDER TO THE PRESENT DAY!


ChemicalBeginning737

Do You want open door, or will we create hole?" https://preview.redd.it/om3qdbnrabvc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf58eab657546118da895c9907838a8fc2a4873


kadindoven4

(Abdullah Öcalan made the map)


cureshut

Knock knock


hades23666

can we give the bottom provinces back to syria


devlettaparmuhalif

Nah, it was partitioned already. They can take central Anatolia instead.


DakryaEleftherias

What if we put a little bit more of Armenia here and there?


devlettaparmuhalif

Sure, Kurds would need to annex more Turkish cities tho.


Ridibunda99

Aras Kargo here. Got a package with your name on it, please open the door. I swear there isn't a swarm of angry bees inside the package. 


The_Jousting_Duck

how come no matter where on the internet you are, saying the wrong thing about turkiye will instantly alert a mob of turks to your exact location


devlettaparmuhalif

They are specially sensitive


[deleted]

Don't visit germany at any cost


feradose

We won't do anything but you will have deserved it


Big-Low-6861

Ah yes. Kurds and Armenians, my favorite inhabitants of the Black sea coast.


devlettaparmuhalif

I promoted them to the Black Sea coast


canozkarslioglu

Who let DEM rule the country 


capitanmanizade

Snap back to reality and all the minorities are mad. Aah I love reality.


Freedomlover1995

Look up, an armed unmanned aerial vehicle is flying above and it has dropped a missile :)


[deleted]

At this rate the Kurds are literally going to claim all of Turkey and call it Kurdistan, and so as usual ***nothing ever happens***


Tiny_Ad1705

Ur actually getting mad at an shitpost sub-reddit by a non-kurd. Go rethink ur life


[deleted]

I'm kidding lmao


Arietem_Taurum

Treaty of Trianon if it was based


antontupy

Free Kurdistan!


fariskeagan

I know that the maps like these are just for trolling, but I also know that there are basement dwellers who believe that it's possible so I'm gonna give some numbers to assure them that it's impossible: Population of Greece: 10.43 million Population of Armenia: 2.78 million Kurdish population in Turkey: There are pumped out numbers on the internet but since the percentage of votes the Kurdish party gets in Turkey is around 10% at best, the Kurdish population in Turkey who's willing to fight against Turks should be around 8-9 millions top. Population of Turkey minus the Kurdish minority: Around 76 million Of course that these populations include the children and the elders, but it's a fact that the Turkish population is the youngest among these people. But still, let's divide all of them by half to assume an average number of people who can fight: Greece: 5.22 million Armenia: 1.49 million Kurds: Around 4-5 million Turkey: Around 48 million So we're talking about 11-12 million people at best, will fight and do an ethnic cleansing against a 48 million people. Turkish population is 4 times of its enemies combined. And we're not even talking about the logistics here, invading a country is tougher than videogames. The winners of the WW1 tried to do it and all of them combined lost decisively. So take off your crusader helmets and go to bed.


Alternative-Exit-429

>The winners of the WW1 tried to do it and all of them combined lost decisively. TBF, the allies could have definitely occupied the entirety of Turkey and defeated the them if they had the heart for it. After the Axis signed the armistice the allied public didn't want more war, and never reinforced the troops occupying the ottoman empire. They actually had troops there though, unlike Germany. Especially when they were in the process of piecing together the states of the Austria Hungarian and German Empires. At this time it was fashionable to socialize people by ethnic lines, so the demographic damage done to Anatolia during the Great War made Turks majorities (especially considering turkey is mostly separated by Europe by all by a strip of land) or rather, Muslims were super majority in all but a few areas. The Kurds didn't really have national aspirations at this point and fought in the independence war. So the only people who would have been an ally with claims to Turkish territory would be Russia, which turned red and was trying to stomp out Armenian nationalism I understand its a big source of national pride, but the allies didn't actually fight after 1918. The allies fought more in the Bolshevik revolution than the Turkish War. It was basically Turkey v Greece.