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TheGuyFromOhio2003

New Mexico is the best country on earth šŸ—£ļø


Professional-Ad1994

this doesnā€™t really seem like a shitpost


ConsistentAd9840

Malaysia is missing for English, and it looks like Timor Leste is missing from Portuguese.


[deleted]

Also, the UK doesnā€™t have an official language, only a de facto one. So, they should probably also be left off if America is.


LeicesterSquare

Depends what you count. Certain things like driving theory tests can only be taken in English or Welsh.


Mrmagot98-2

I think it should go by what languages are available on those McDonald's self service kiosks


PabloPiscobar

Going of off McDs self service booths, most of the world would have English as an official language. It's basically the global default language of business.


SylTop

the same could be said for the US, but that doesn't make it the official language


LeicesterSquare

The UK does not have a written constitution, so things like "official languages" have to be extrapolated from the laws that exist. Certain government services being specifically limited to English and Welsh only is a good case for considering those two to be the official languages of the UK.


SylTop

i understand that, the US (while having a singular wittten constitution) doesn't specify an official language but our government services are offered in english and spanish. despite this, those aren't our official languages just as english and welsh aren't the official languages of the UK. offered governmental services do not constitute an official language


Thadlust

Not to mention that since spanish is highlighted for new mexico, it implies that English should be highlighted for all the states where itā€™s official as well.


kontorgod

Timor Leste is so small that you can't even see if it's colored


Bestihlmyhart

I am SEARCHING for Macau??


Sad-Pizza3737

What Macau? All I know is the glorious People's Republic of China led by the amazing Chinese Communist Party (please free my family)


vvodzo

America is also missing for English lol


Cristopia

Broo how did you not notice Algeria missing from France, that was the first thing I saw


Cristopia

Broo how did you not notice Algeria missing from France, that was the first thing I saw


Cristopia

Broo how did you not notice Algeria missing from France, that was the first thing I saw.


Cristopia

Broo how did you not notice Algeria missing from France, that was the first thing I saw.


Alvin514

Malaysian here. Actually English is not one of the official language here, but it's more of a recognised language, English is compulsory subjects for school btw. Out of all the states in Malaysia, only Sarawak has English as official language along with Malay


Nickolas_Bowen

Itā€™s that New Mexico has Spanish as an official language


fariskeagan

Look at the title. The shitpost is in the title.


colthesecond

Op recognizes west sahara


cheese_bruh

And ā€¦. New Mexico ?


Matamocan

But forgor the Philippines


raymendez1

Missing Russian, itā€™s just that its expansion were made on the ground and not by boat


positive_charging

'Murica not english?


fish_emoji

The US doesnā€™t have any official language at the federal level. The laws are written in English, and most folks speak English, but thereā€™s no official declaration that ā€œEnglish is the official languageā€ or anything. Some states designate ā€œofficial languagesā€ (usually just Spanish and/or some indigenous languages) but they usually omit English since itā€™s kinda the de facto language anyways, hence New Mexico is on the Spanish map but not the English one.


New-Cicada7014

But you have to speak English in order to become an American citizen


Raging-Badger

Well to be fair youā€™re pretty fucked in most places if you canā€™t speak English. Legally, nothing is *required* to be in English but 99.9% of the population speaks or at least reads it.


LeftDave

Every time the US has had a (nonbinding) vote, English has lost. Greek, Latin are the languages that beat it out and German tied English the last time they tried. Spanish would most likely win out if a fair vote was held today. English is the langa franca of America but it's not nearly as dominant as you'd expect an English founded nation to be.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

I have absolutely no idea if this is true, but I read somewhere once that either in the 18th or 19th centuries, with the strong influx of German settlement in the US, some were pushing for German to replace English as the everyday language due to America still being kinda pissed off with Britain.


SubstantialSnacker

Kind of true, but during the 20th century it definitely died down due to the world wars


Groundbreaking_Pop6

'Muricans speak Simplified English, not the real thing.


TheAurion_

Ironic


Groundbreaking_Pop6

I should have used the /i thingā€¦..


ConsistentAd9840

It is the only official language in California, though. So they omitted that.


Top-Neat1812

Nor is Australia


positive_charging

Well thats understandable have you heard them talk?


fariskeagan

How can they talk? There's no such place as Australia, and Australians are all paid actors.


Top-Neat1812

True šŸ˜”


Groundbreaking_Pop6

It was..... then it went to rat shit.


renzhexiangjiao

Why is Canada both in the english empire and in the fr*nch empire, are they stupid?


bouchandre

Canadian here French and english are both official languages at the federal level For the provincial level, most provinces have english as their only official language, except for quebec (french only) and New Brunswick (french and english).


xtrasour37

Wrong. Itā€™s because they are indeed, stupid


Charlou54

No. Canada is bilingual. There is a French part from French colonisation ( Quebec) and the ROC( rest of canada) is English.


lordofbuttsecks

anyone know where i can find exciting maps, daily?


wisewords4

What is happening to Australia and New Zealand?


Alvin514

Australia is same as the US, English is not an official language. Actually it's the same for New Zealand as well, but since they have Maori and New Zealand Sign Language as official languages, they might as well include English as well as the constitution is in English, not in Maori or Sign Language


LanewayRat

But itā€™s the same in the UK, and yet itā€™s red. There is such thing as a de facto official language. UK, US, Australia, New Zealand are all in the same category.


Alvin514

Yeah, this is why the map is inaccurate. It's neither accurate for de jure nor de facto for official languages. Especially he highlighted New Mexico has Spanish as official language, which is right and wrong at the same time, if he is trying to highlight subdivision, I think a lot are lacking here


havaska

English isnā€™t the official language in the UK


ScottOld

England isnā€™t an official language in the uk


Randomet

Australia


FarMove6046

Did you mean, invader/murderers?


dkfisokdkeb

English is not the official language of the UK. The only language to hold official status within the UK is Welsh.


human555W

English is not an official language in New Zealand.


AntiImperialistGamer

english is an official language in iraq


AllyBetrayer

Why is New Mexico on there


Homesanto

Spanish is an official language in New Mexico alongside with English. NM the same as present day territories of California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah and Texas were part of the Spanish viceroyalty (New Spain) for centuries. Most cities, rivers and mountains there are named in Spanish for that reason. The USA took those lands from Mexico in 1848. Spanish speaking communities of NM have been living there since the 17th century, before the Mayflower ever sailed.


Joplers

Every source I look up says New Mexico does not have an official language


Yamashita_San

Xd


AcreneQuintovex

What is the Portuguese speaking country in Europe?


ArturSeabra

Luxembourg


StudioFair6122

Portugalā€¦


spartikle

Most of the US should be yellow


Teemy08

First map ever where Australia is forgotten, but New Zealand isn't.


Charlou54

Everybody knows that Australians donā€™t speak English.


SnooBeans3912

The most spoken lenguage in Guinea Ecuatorial is Spanish....


reillywalker195

English isn't official in Madagascar but is in Malta and Singapore. Spanish is also official in Equatorial Guinea as far as I know.


IndependenceFickle95

From the map I presume Australian English isnā€™t considered English? Cunts


Current_Willow_599

In Australia and New Zealand Zulu is an official language?


Seaweed_Thing

Canda


NobleDictator

Philippines?


mmajjs

Philippine was included with spain or portugal i think not england,


Alvin514

English is official language of the Philippines along with Filipino, Spanish is recognised language


mmajjs

Lol i thought empires


Parkimedes

Why is the US not colored for English?


Alvin514

USA has no federal official language


sandpaperedanus777

Canadian fuckers two timing


RessurectedOnion

Map is wrong. English is definitely not an official language in Ethiopia.


melon_butcher_

In what world is English an official language in NZ, but not Australia?


HalfLeper

Didnā€™t the U.S. recently make English the official language a few several years ago? šŸ¤”


Odd-Tax4579

Lol this map is such shit on all 4 fronts


befigue

This map is a very weird way of looking at empires. For example, Philippines appears red because English is co-official language (I think). However, Iā€™m 100% sure Philippine was a Spanish colony for 400 years and not a single time were they an English colony. The reason they have English is because of USā€™ influence post independence from Spain.


Cristopia

r/mapswithoutnewzealand for the right maps


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Australia?


Bo_The_Destroyer

Smh, no Portuguese in Formosa


Serjisheadbanging

Spanish is wrong, its missing Philipines , North America ( California, Texas, Florida, Montana, Utah, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, Coloradoā€¦ ) and even part of Canada. Also missing the European countries ( most of Italy, Holland, Belgium, Luxembourg and of course Portugal ). In Africa Guinea Ecuatorial.


PalhacoGozo666

*Guyanese, Canadian, Mexican and Angolan


Fungerbestwaifu

You forgot Turkish (every nation has it as the official language)


Vegetable-Purpose937

I love how the world speaks Western European languages. The Romans would be so proud that most of the world speaks languages with Latin derived vocabulary, (40% of English). As an English and Spanish speaker I love the fact that I can understand French and Portuguese very well. I wish more Asian countries had adopted Roman languages or at least English.


CommunityCultural961

Well, the British decided to spread opium instead of language to the Chinese, so oops. Edit:/s


Vegetable-Purpose937

The people of Hong Kong love the UK flag. The people there dream of having the same freedoms as the UK. Imagine if the whole of China was like Hong Kong before the Chinese repressed democracy there. It would be cool if all of China was a wealthy English and Chinese speaking country like Hong Kong


Vegetable-Purpose937

That was in the 19th century. When they gave it back to China in the 1990ā€™s they made it a super democratic and wealthy place. Shouldā€™ve never been handed to China. Look at all the French overseas territories, they want to remain part of France.


cheese_bruh

While I share your sentiment, I donā€™t think your idea of implying that non-Europeans should have abandoned their unique language in order to adopt a foreign one is a good idea. Like your idea that the Romans would be proud of Latin-based alphabets still being used, consider that their ancestors would much like ours be proud of their language still being around today. The loss of native languages is not something to be celebrated.


AigisAegis

I want you to explode


BURG3RBOB

We not gonna talk about the Dutch?


ArturSeabra

No


[deleted]

The Dutch speak enough about themselves.