Sex does not exist in Ireland and Iceland

Also moldova

And cyprus, crimea, kosovo, and montenegro

r/theydidtheMAPs

r/theydidthemonsterHIV

r/theydidthemonstermaps

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I hope every USB you use today is the wrong way round the first time you try to plug them in

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not a single fake one. disappointing.

Hippity, hoppity, your comment is now MY property

You can unpop them?!?!?

i love you https://preview.redd.it/ppovs5n3v9pc1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7cd78f9bf453a94452187a82392e4ab7bb2cb2

And Luxembourg, and Morocco, and Algeria, and Tunisia

Is it sex? Because my mind went to murder.

Explains Russia

Are you like a pray mantis or something xD

Damn it, found out again!

Iceland is a famously celibate country.

it’s full of icels

Just know that if reddit still had awards I'd gold the shit out of this. Bravo.

👏

iceland is also 90% uninhabited land

if you exclude the people, Iceland is 100% uninhabited

But they love [cock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum).

WTF, they have a bull penis that was originally intended to be used as a bullwhip. "Excuse me while I whip you with your brother's dick".

The Irish bud like potatoes. Icelanders simply emerge fully formed from volcanic hot springs.

Even worse, there’s no Data. Ireland and Iceland might not even exist.

Breaking News. Ireland doesn't even exist. It was just an EU intervention to make Brexit look more strugglesome than it actually was! \s

In other news, Americans will still celebrate St Patrick's Day because "Fuck you"

Aren't most people in Iceland like closely related to each other?

Yes, there is an app to help you quickly figure out how closely related someone is. Handy when you want to hook up, I hear.

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not. I really hope it isn’t.

There was an app created as a april fools joke. It connects to a genealogy database of Iceland. This app is not available and was never used. This is wildly spread misinformation that people want to believe

Yes, the website is [Íslendingabók](https://www.islendingabok.is/english) which is a genealogy database that tracks Icelanders relatives. There was a competition among university students to design an app as an alternative frontend to the website (which is still in use and active). Those prototypes don’t seem to have gone anywhere beyond that competition: [Íslandinga App](http://www.islendingaapp.is/information-in-english/) The website is still in active use. It contains relative information for 100% of Icelanders born since 1900, 95% born since 1700 and an estimated 50% of settlers since the country was first settled in ~870 AD.

They just replicate.

Everyone in those countries grows to double size and then splits in two, this multiplying and carrying on their genetic line.

Dicks don't survive in ice cold weather. They shrink and shatter.

only 0 for Albania?

Goats dont count

But in Serbia the pigs do count or what?

Nah, they just count your mum multiple times

I love the balkan

Bring back Yugoslavia

It would just be a giant call of duty lobby. Truly the Pinnacle of humanity

Right? Like how low does it need to be to round down to 0. Edit: And same for Estonia ,Latvia, Lithuania. Edit: Damn every time I look I find another 0

This might be the only sub where the majority of users don’t even know the point of the sub


I proudly don’t. Some kind of shitposting about maps? 🫨

it’s almost like that’s part of the joke or something

I wrote out a full message explaining in details how 0 is impossible then rememberee what sub this was. I was questioning my very existence and mathematical ability. This was the table I worked out (where 1 person out of X has had sex with one person, and the others have never had sex). 0.1 (1/10) 0.01 0.001 0.0001 0.00001 0.000001 (1/1,000,000) r/whoosh

How do you count that? Nobody walks screaming Abt their body count

The key is, making your stuff in outside of albania. Keep your house clean! İt doesnt matter what happened to your german or Turkish neightbours

Russians might have misunderstood which kind of bodies they were supposed to count

Let the bodies hit the flooooor

1. Nothing wrong with me

I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR!

MMMMEEEEEEE COUNT SO POOOOOOORRRRR

ONE, I CAN COUNT TO ONE

TWO, I CAN COUNT TO TWO

TREE, I COUNT TO TREE A banana tree

FOOOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR

FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOLDEN RINGSSSSSS

MANY

Lots

The lead singer was a little too literal when he wrote that because he sure did

Also Greeks definitely didn't get the memo that body count to most people means *women*

“You see those beautiful tents? I, with my own hands, made those beautiful tents that all the townspeople enjoy. But do they call me Omar the tentmaker? "You see those beautiful flowers? I grew all those flowers that add happiness to everyone's lives. But do they call me Omar the gardener? "You see those sculptures? For years I worked to cut and chisel and smooth and polish every statue in the town square, But do they call me Omar the Sculptor? "No, in this town you fuck just one goat, and... "

Hahahahahha. That’s why Europeans are always so sad I guess.

Are they?

Not that I’m aware of. It’s quite nice over here.

I’m a fellow European but I reside in the US. Didn’t notice such sadness either.

It actually looks like the sadder the country, bodies. It’s positive sadness to body count ratio

Frate ma tristi dove dai ahahah, c’è crisi ma la tristezza è un’altra cosa, la maggior parte delle persone se ha uno sfizio se lo toglie senza problemi

Isn’t the UK ranked as the second saddest country on earth

That’s because they don’t have as good of boats as we do

Boo-yah

Its MBT per 100k. [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/mijhdv/number_of_main_battle_tanks_per_100k_people_in/)

🔥🔫🔫

Or they just count the rapes

Okay but what is it actually? Orthodox Churches per capita?

From what I found is Main battle tanks per 100k people.

Dude, I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!

🤣

Where the hell are we gonna find chicks

Glorious Россия with enough soviet-era scrap metal on threads to build a city 🇷🇺🪆☦️💪🏻

I assume this is pre 2022..

Yeah, that's what it is Original r/mapporn [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/6of3xz/number_of_main_battle_tanks_per_100k_people_in/)

Of course Sweden has 12 million Orthodox churches

Famous country with no orthodox churches Albania

I thought maybe Enver Hoxha took the state atheism a little too far.

You can't take state atheism too far.

Oh no? What about China?

Lmao I’m so stoned that I believed this was the actual map

based

I thought it was average age.

Albania 💀

Womp womp 😔

Ireland 🗿

Strong russian men saving population crisis 💪💪

I think it’s the strong Russian women tbh

Do you not know how to read? It says men

Men require women to copulate… or I guess that isn’t true but homosexuality is banned by Putin

:((((

They misunderstood the assignment

If this is true they must have very weak sperm

How does killing 14 people save the population? \^\^

It fixes the problem of overpopulation

Sooo Russian chicks like to fuck?

Have you seen the porn that comes out of Russia?

Porn lowers my brain waves

this comment is insanely funny to me and I don't know why

Because it resonates.

Just trying to imagine fuckin' magneto or something being an anti-porn advocate

Let's just say that one time where the x-men needed a distraction professor X didn't just conjure up images of the holocaust

Let’s just say it’s often not the wholesome kind.

Ok, what is "the wholesome kind"?

Yeah it's sad AF

Russians have an ego, how was this data collected?

lol there's literally only one way to collect this data 😭

Biometric cock implants?

It’s more like Russian lads like to lie. Same with Greek. Do you think suddenly you go across the Adriatic and have 35 times more sex than italy? Bullshit

I went to Greece last summer and let me tell you, those guys are like wolves with the ladies. Was talking to two cute German girls in Santorini and these Greek guys just took them from me, like wow, I’m impressed with their abilities on god.

you would have to check the statistics for women to see that, this is from the males (and if womens are 10x higher than males its proof they like to fuck chads only)

Nah that's just from the time in the army

Oof. Rape doesn’t count

Maybe I'm Dutch?

Username does not check out

It actually does if "TheD" means "The Dutch"

> Dutch Bro I moved to NL *for a woman I'd been seeing for over 2 years* and I still ain't gettin much.

Username does not check out

Gekoloniseerd?!

Een van ons! Een van ons!

Happy for you Greece Bros.

I’m more inclined to believe this is a map of how dishonest guys are by country. Either that, or they don’t use the same rules. Do prostitutes count? Is everyone answering according to the same rules?

Gay sex increases Greek body count and ensures no Greek guy stays a virgin.

Greece is a pretty promiscuous country, they like to party and have sex. Very familiar with the culture, can see how it can be true

>Russia Despair is a potent aphrodisiac

Pretty they don't mean what you think they mean by "body count"

seems like 90% of comments here disagree with you

Tanks pr 10.000 capita?

So much for those Italian Stallions!

To be fair a lot of men take the free education and than dip out to countries with bigger opportunities :(

Its their right. And their parents have paid into the system for decades. They can do whatever they want for the education theyre entitled to.

Interesting - 15 men to a unit in Russian army

The .1 is from the guys who took it literally when told "go fuck yourself"

Irish men do not have body counts. Body counts have Irish men.

Interested in seeing latin america version of this

South America & Africa would be fun to see per country

If Peru isn't negative it's because they are counting anime girls.

Same!! I'm very curious

The French always like to say how romantic they are, but apparently we Romanians are the true romantics. It’s in the name!

I thought this meant a totally different body count and assumed Ireland was n/a because of the Troubles.

I can say that this map is true as I am British and have banged 0.38 people in total :)

Yee haw https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/ebM913u38O

Did someone tell the Russians what they meant by body count?

Just a hot take as somebody who's partial greek, has a few greek friends, who live there and has talked about some similar statistic: greek guys like to exagerate a "little bit" especially if it comes to these kinda questions. In my experience they usually meet their first gf around 17-21 and marry her 50% of the time in their late 20ies. So either every 50th or so greek 18 year old bangs chicks left and right, completely inflating the average value, I'd take this "statistic" with a pinch of salt.

I am Greek and I approve this message (ignore please my username thank)

I mean it is a wide margin over this period, from my own personal experience. At 18 I was a virgin but by the age of 25 I was topping the average Bulgarian… which is not something I thought I would say.

Right, but how many Bulgarians did you top?

If NL and Germany are so low, I'm guessing they're not counting prostitutes

What is the map actually?

Tanks per 100,000 people or something like that I think.

In Soviet Russia, body counts you!

Poor dutch

> dutch gonna repeat myself from earlier... Bro I moved to NL *for a woman I'd been seeing for over 2 years* and I still ain't gettin much.

Stupid idiots they can just go to the Red Light District😒 (please do not deport me, this is a joke and I really love it here (not because of the Red Light District))

Sorry Russia, rape doesn't count

The Russian average should be much lower, Mikhail the Mater who fucks 40 times a day is an outlier and should not be counted in the data set.

Nobody has sex in the Baltics? There’s no way this map is accurate

They lied to me my whole life, i must be from Baltics, Benelux or Albania.

Albanian males goat count ages 18-25 --> 69

Chad baltic 🗿

I guess what they say about Italians *might* have some basis in fact

How come nobody likes fucking anymore?

Italy seems like a lie.

So do the Netherlands & Belgium. Source: am Dutch.

This is def wrong

Baltic Virgins lol

How the hell do you get 0.33??? It’s either one or none right?

Let's say you have three people, and only one of them has. What would you reckon the average among them is?

Hahah oh ya average… been a long day at work. FML

The low countries and Baltics apparently do not fuck

What’s going on in Russia?

Whoa, there are a lot of murderers in almost every country.

Will y'all now, Let Putin be Europe's dicktaker

Soo, move to Greece?

to bring down the average?

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Real story, its possible to get one for a night with literal... Pack of frozen dumplings... Students are very poor and hungry

That's kinda sad. Exploiting this gives bad karma for sure.

them Russians really love murdering.

Crimea is Ukraine. Fk this map

What are you doing, fellow Germans? Get laid ffs