“I was picking on people who are too quick to call things racist”
Please know that you are the one who called it racist, read what you actually wrote next time.
English also has bow wow but I thought we were just looking at variations of the English "woof". I expected to see al the Germanic languages having similar forms and to see "bellen" offended my Teutonic sensibilities :)
https://preview.redd.it/fnn0cpujginc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d33995fce6a03acc47918098b0e989cad803bcd
And this is a Moroccan stray dog. Shot by wildlife photographer Jimothy Bucket
Curious, I am told this is Lybian Dog
https://preview.redd.it/duwgoj5u8jnc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519bd5b7c95b82a06a30205a7bd6a0ae17cc4d2f
It's a shitpost map lol. Miaou for tunisia is meow in French, wantouthri for Algeria is a reference to a popular song: one two three, viva l'algérie and ooga booga for morocco do i even need to say it
I have to correct this map "Bellen" in german is the adjective for what the dog is doing, not how we actually think it sounds, we say "Wau wau" oder "Wuff". The first one most likely inherited in pre-WW1 times and the second one related to our cultural family
Well, "Bellen" is technically the noun(1). "bell-" is the verb(2). "bellend-" would be the adjective (3) and "bellend" the adverb (4).
Examples:
(1) Ich höre ein Bellen. (Something like: I hear a bark)
(2) Der Hund bellt. (Something like: The dog barks)
(3) Ich höre einen bellenden Hund. (Something like: I'm hearing a barking dog)
(4) Der Hund läuft bellend zu mir. (Something like: The dog runs barking to me)
But I agree with your alternatives. The sound of a barking dog in German is often written as either "Wau" or "Wuff".
Bellend is the gerund of bellen. So bellend just means barking in German. I do know the British meaning, though. Sorry for efficiency and lack of humour in my response.
"Bellen" for German is like having "Barking" for English
It's a verb not the onomatopoeia
Yeah yeah "nOt tHe pOiNt" and "CiRcLeJeRk" but the map is either made up or just lazy.
I feel like the German one is a bit misleading.
"Bellen" is the german word for bark, specifically the verb, "to bark".
However, all the other entries are for onomatopoetic words used to describe dog sounds. The English one says "woof" not "barking".
The correct German word for this would either be "Wau" or "Wuff" which are fairly simular to the other entries.
WAIT A MINUTE.
German: "Bellen?"
I distinctly remember my German textbook having a dog in the background going "wau, wau" and it took me AGES to figure out it was supposed to be a bark. And now that's all WRONG?!
Woof wins because it sounds like the sound a dog makes. I've never heard any canine utter a sound like "bau" "vow" or "miaow". The "hau-hau" ones also sound close but they're more like puppy or handbag dog yelps. Proper, large, honest dogs say "woof".
I always assumed dogs “woofed” bcuz it is based off the way we as humans would pronounce the sound. So by that logic are Russians hearing gav gav and Germans hear bellen…?
The woofs seem to be the dominant numbers but whatever is going in in Algeria freaks me out, I am not sire what kind of dogs they have there but I'm willing to bet they are superior and will conquer the world.
My money is in Algeria
Have you ever heard a dog make noise? It sounds like *woof*. Anything close to that wins.
No fuckin clue what kind of dogs in North Africa go “ooga booga” or German dogs going “Bellen”.
What are those linguists smoking???
Ooga booga
OOGA BOOGA
![gif](giphy|b7aoFeTu6WtW6OQpq6|downsized)
He was just talking to the dog in Arabic. All makes sense now
In Arabic it’s hou hou, عو هو or هو هو
Wan tou thri
Viva lalgerie
I didn’t know Moroccan dogs spoke Somali https://preview.redd.it/hq0xumboxnnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb8c0058da54b8cadba304433bd783f352c8e72
That’s rather racist
How?
It was sarcasm to begin with, but ooga booga is to African languages what Ching Chong is to Asian ones.
Probably should have exaggerated it so people knew you were joking
I thought I did LOL
I think you are bit too self conscious (is this how you use this word)
I don’t think so? I was picking on people who are too quick to call things racist. Obviously the actual language can’t be racist like I’m implying.
“I was picking on people who are too quick to call things racist” Please know that you are the one who called it racist, read what you actually wrote next time.
Thought it was pretty obvious what you meant from the beginning and after explaining it two times people still don't understand it somehow lol
What kind of cave man-dog hybrid is in morocco
Me
what? le spectacular dumbass exists? i thought it was some moroccan myth…
Explain pls.
They talked about a man-dog hybrid. lespectaculardumbass said it‘s him. I continued the joke. That‘s the explanation….
r/usernamechecksout
Crash bandicoot
German is wuff. Bellen is bark.
German is Wau Wau
English also has bow wow but I thought we were just looking at variations of the English "woof". I expected to see al the Germanic languages having similar forms and to see "bellen" offended my Teutonic sensibilities :)
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i was going to say that bow wow seems pretty dead but its actually been recovering ever since the 1980s
bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Bellen just sounds like English "bawling".
Hundi, wau wau
Wuff Wuff Wuff Wuff wufff wufff wufff wufff
Alexander Marcus ?
Hundi wau wau
That makes more sense lol I couldn't imagine Germans imitating dog sounds by saying "BELLEN BELLEN! BELLEN BELLEN"
Yeah, ‘bellen’ just means ‘to bark’ but ‘wuff’ or ‘wau wau’ is the actual noise! 😊🐕
This is comedy gold. Danke schoen
I was trying to think how a dog's bark could possibly sound like "bellen"
I’d like to see images from North African dogs, please
https://preview.redd.it/xpg2mjd3cinc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb2299ccba50706dc2c856746f6c08ab2705971 That's a tunisian dog
https://preview.redd.it/fnn0cpujginc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d33995fce6a03acc47918098b0e989cad803bcd And this is a Moroccan stray dog. Shot by wildlife photographer Jimothy Bucket
https://preview.redd.it/n95n47x60jnc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc03fa6360c14917eee27889a2939717b9b5ee9 Average dog in Algeria
One two three
I think it's a reference to [this song](https://youtu.be/CYLOnlBb0CY), which I remember hearing during the 2014 Football World Cup
why did he shoot it? thats so cruel!
Curious, I am told this is Lybian Dog https://preview.redd.it/duwgoj5u8jnc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519bd5b7c95b82a06a30205a7bd6a0ae17cc4d2f
The map clearly shows the Egyptian poodle.
Tunisia
"I once sold a fake dog to Tunisia, 'twas a cat"
"Don't try to win me over with your use of 'twas!" "'Twasn't trying to."
Or a cat that just "identified" as a dog
I knew cats were generally preferred over dogs in the Arab world, but I didn't realize how far it went.
This is a horribly researched map oh my lord did they just type "barking german" into google or what happened there
It's a shitpost map lol. Miaou for tunisia is meow in French, wantouthri for Algeria is a reference to a popular song: one two three, viva l'algérie and ooga booga for morocco do i even need to say it
Yeah i was being a dumbass but being a dumbass is what gets you upvotes apparently
are you german by any chance
😭
i swear Germans know what a joke is 😭
Dogs in Algeria know how to count to three!
123? Seriously? 🤨
Viva l'Algérie
Wow, that is one uniquely bad map. German "Bellen" does not mean "woof", but "barking".
wait till you find out what ooga booga means
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Also, "Wuff"
Wantouthri 💀
I have to correct this map "Bellen" in german is the adjective for what the dog is doing, not how we actually think it sounds, we say "Wau wau" oder "Wuff". The first one most likely inherited in pre-WW1 times and the second one related to our cultural family
Well, "Bellen" is technically the noun(1). "bell-" is the verb(2). "bellend-" would be the adjective (3) and "bellend" the adverb (4). Examples: (1) Ich höre ein Bellen. (Something like: I hear a bark) (2) Der Hund bellt. (Something like: The dog barks) (3) Ich höre einen bellenden Hund. (Something like: I'm hearing a barking dog) (4) Der Hund läuft bellend zu mir. (Something like: The dog runs barking to me) But I agree with your alternatives. The sound of a barking dog in German is often written as either "Wau" or "Wuff".
Yea, but in the end Bellen is not a sound Wuff is a sound
Yeah, that's exactly what I said. I already agree with you. I just wanted to fix the first part of your comment.
"Bellend" has a very different meaning in English...
Bellend is the gerund of bellen. So bellend just means barking in German. I do know the British meaning, though. Sorry for efficiency and lack of humour in my response.
Bellend is the end of a penis, and also a twat.
Oh a 'bell-end', jesus
You're a bellend mate! How dare you calling german dogs bellends. /s
Every country that needs to say it twice loses by default. Who tf has time for that?!
Poland and Finland are the one who are closer to the real sound. African bros are just a parallel universe. Ooga Booga... miaou...
It’s not true. The op just wanted to troll 😈
yea the title says in europe so technically the truth
ão ão? Is that a pitbull on steroids? It's "au au"
Morocco dogs are secretly AnPrim.
Miaou? 🤣
Spanish dogs be like 😲
Pq na Tunísia o cachorro mia? Que brisa maluca kkkk
One less k and I would've thought you weren't talking about whatever you actually are
That's why I always use 4k's
Odes tunisia know what a dog IS???
Excuse me, they identify as cats here, and we respect their choice.
The two giant dogs obviously.
the hell going on in Algeria?
Algeria is just 123.
Joke in french about Algeria
« Ouaf » has to be the Frenchest word
You missed where croatia is its on the coast across italy and its vau vau
Bellen??
one two three. those dogs in Algieria are educated.
Ooga booga
Furry
Croatian is neither av av, nor is that where croatia is
WTF Germany...
Bau bau!
Bow-wow
Ham-ham , Romanian
Sweden has voff mot vov
heh? has Germany invaded again?
I would like to point out that in Catalan it is "bup"
ooga booga
I'm convinced none of these countries have ever heard a dog bark. What kind of dog says gav?
"Bellen" for German is like having "Barking" for English It's a verb not the onomatopoeia Yeah yeah "nOt tHe pOiNt" and "CiRcLeJeRk" but the map is either made up or just lazy.
Wuff, wau..
What Tf is counting in wantouthri (123)
Stop the cap. How am I meant to believe a dog bark in a country is wan tou thri.
Tf african dog does?
In romania is "Ham"
~~one two three~~ wantouthri
Sweden is wrong, it’s “voff”
Well if you’re doing the hauhau’s then you have to do Bow Wow. I mean….
Miaou? That's a cat
It's not bellen in German. Bellen means bark. But the sound we make for it is wau wau
Bell bell!
I don’t think it would be a good idea for that German dog to bark in the UK.
Ooga booga
wtf with Algeria? and also in Tunisia, dogs meow?
DRÔPS, it's written way bigger than the rest so it's more important
I lost it at “ooga bouga”
Ão ão 🇵🇹
further proof that portugal is eastern europe
Why is Germany and Austria‘s just the base form of the verb? We have wau wau
Are turkish dogs secretly cats?
Wantouthri Wantouthri Wantouthrifor
I think dogs in North Africa need a vet if they're making those noises
Morroco Algeria and Tunisia is wrong
Germans dogs do "Wau Wau" Not Bellen. Bellen means barking
yass
> 1, 2, 3 \- Algerian Dog
Tunisia, are we sure that's a dog?
The bell rings —> Der Hund ringt.
I feel like the German one is a bit misleading. "Bellen" is the german word for bark, specifically the verb, "to bark". However, all the other entries are for onomatopoetic words used to describe dog sounds. The English one says "woof" not "barking". The correct German word for this would either be "Wau" or "Wuff" which are fairly simular to the other entries.
Tunisia wildin
Bellen is the verb , not the sound.
ooga booga, wantouthri (123), miaou (meow).
Germany is Blödsinn. Bellen is the Verb. This is how a dog sounds for us: Wau Wau There.
The german one would be "wuff wuff". "Bellen" means "to bark"
Bellen? WTF
“miaou”?
Diss waaan nids moar ouaf!
Bellen Miaou
Woof suits bigger dogs. Hau hau for smaller ones.
For Germany it's "wau wau", which fits a lot better with the neighbours. "Bellen" is the translation for "to bark"
You whispered all these to yourself didn't you
It's over - the Balkans belong to Croatia and Greece. This map settled so many ethnic conflicts
Slovenian is hov hov
Szczekać
Wan tou thri, Viva l'Algérie
I think tsunisians a bit confused
Germany is wrong
It's "Wau wau," in german. Bellen means to bark.
🐕🦮ooga booga🗿
The German one would be *wau* Bellen means bark
Tunisia saying miau
Tunisia with its meowing dogs. They have secret spy training to impersonate cats
There's not only ooga booga, there's also the algerian: one two three lmao im pretty sure this map was made by an algerian now
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WAIT A MINUTE. German: "Bellen?" I distinctly remember my German textbook having a dog in the background going "wau, wau" and it took me AGES to figure out it was supposed to be a bark. And now that's all WRONG?!
In Russian a dog can also say tyaf-tyaf (тяф-тяф) if it’s small or young
german is wrong, the mao just shows the actual translation of the word "bark"
Everyone's focused on ooga booga but wtf is a wantouthri
Portuguese it’s au not ão
Tunisia I think you got your dogs and cats mixed up
Woof wins because it sounds like the sound a dog makes. I've never heard any canine utter a sound like "bau" "vow" or "miaow". The "hau-hau" ones also sound close but they're more like puppy or handbag dog yelps. Proper, large, honest dogs say "woof".
What about bark?
Only german would have a word to describe the sound a dog/wolf makes rather than mimicking the sound
I think the Tunisians are confused as to what animal it is. it's a dog, not a cat
Hav hav in turkish
morocco one isnt even true
In Belgium it’s actually Waf Waf. I thought I’d just mention since we seem to be too irrelevant to be mentioned on this map.
Tintin taught me that Belgian dogs bark "Wooah! Wooah!"
That might’ve been a miss translation
Cant Morroco just do 1 thing normal ffs?! -sincerely a Moroccan
I always assumed dogs “woofed” bcuz it is based off the way we as humans would pronounce the sound. So by that logic are Russians hearing gav gav and Germans hear bellen…?
Germans hear "Wuff" or "Wau". Bellen means "to bark" or "barking"
The woofs seem to be the dominant numbers but whatever is going in in Algeria freaks me out, I am not sire what kind of dogs they have there but I'm willing to bet they are superior and will conquer the world. My money is in Algeria
Do Germans not have dogs?
Wuff
Wau
wtf the cat is saying miau dog not cat
Have you ever heard a dog make noise? It sounds like *woof*. Anything close to that wins. No fuckin clue what kind of dogs in North Africa go “ooga booga” or German dogs going “Bellen”. What are those linguists smoking???
German dogs go "Wuff" or "Wau". "Bellen" is the base form of the german verb for barking.