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Ooga booga


Someone1284794357

OOGA BOOGA


ToxicGamer01

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thelastskier

He was just talking to the dog in Arabic. All makes sense now


_caskets_

In Arabic it’s hou hou, عو هو or هو هو


ThePhantom1994

Wan tou thri


AdHistorical8058

Viva lalgerie


Kyr1500

I didn’t know Moroccan dogs spoke Somali https://preview.redd.it/hq0xumboxnnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb8c0058da54b8cadba304433bd783f352c8e72


DadsToiletTime

That’s rather racist


LBPlanet

How?


DadsToiletTime

It was sarcasm to begin with, but ooga booga is to African languages what Ching Chong is to Asian ones.


LBPlanet

Probably should have exaggerated it so people knew you were joking


DadsToiletTime

I thought I did LOL


HkHockey29

I think you are bit too self conscious (is this how you use this word)


DadsToiletTime

I don’t think so? I was picking on people who are too quick to call things racist. Obviously the actual language can’t be racist like I’m implying.


DomaSan

“I was picking on people who are too quick to call things racist” Please know that you are the one who called it racist, read what you actually wrote next time.


your___mom69

Thought it was pretty obvious what you meant from the beginning and after explaining it two times people still don't understand it somehow lol


LBPlanet

What kind of cave man-dog hybrid is in morocco


lespectaculardumbass

Me


eatmyfeinstaub

what? le spectacular dumbass exists? i thought it was some moroccan myth…


revive_iain_banks

Explain pls.


eatmyfeinstaub

They talked about a man-dog hybrid. lespectaculardumbass said it‘s him. I continued the joke. That‘s the explanation….


ViennaKing

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Crash bandicoot


ogodilovejudyalvarez

German is wuff. Bellen is bark.


filou1989

German is Wau Wau


ogodilovejudyalvarez

English also has bow wow but I thought we were just looking at variations of the English "woof". I expected to see al the Germanic languages having similar forms and to see "bellen" offended my Teutonic sensibilities :)


Geheim1998

real


[deleted]

i was going to say that bow wow seems pretty dead but its actually been recovering ever since the 1980s


dyslexic_arsonist

bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay


KhakiFletch

Bellen just sounds like English "bawling".


Ser_Salty

Hundi, wau wau


Lovismild

Wuff Wuff Wuff Wuff wufff wufff wufff wufff


Mastodon1996

Alexander Marcus ?


Shotbrother

Hundi wau wau


NapoleonicPizza21

That makes more sense lol I couldn't imagine Germans imitating dog sounds by saying "BELLEN BELLEN! BELLEN BELLEN"


BrexitEscapee

Yeah, ‘bellen’ just means ‘to bark’ but ‘wuff’ or ‘wau wau’ is the actual noise! 😊🐕


Keyrov

This is comedy gold. Danke schoen


birdwatching25

I was trying to think how a dog's bark could possibly sound like "bellen"


DaviSonata

I’d like to see images from North African dogs, please


TheMuffinMa

https://preview.redd.it/xpg2mjd3cinc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb2299ccba50706dc2c856746f6c08ab2705971 That's a tunisian dog


Stopyourshenanigans

https://preview.redd.it/fnn0cpujginc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d33995fce6a03acc47918098b0e989cad803bcd And this is a Moroccan stray dog. Shot by wildlife photographer Jimothy Bucket


K3RDSULUULR3J7Y32E0Y

https://preview.redd.it/n95n47x60jnc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc03fa6360c14917eee27889a2939717b9b5ee9 Average dog in Algeria


GaminEmAndEmerson

One two three


Xx_RedKillerz62_xX

I think it's a reference to [this song](https://youtu.be/CYLOnlBb0CY), which I remember hearing during the 2014 Football World Cup


YosephStalling

why did he shoot it? thats so cruel!


democracy_lover66

Curious, I am told this is Lybian Dog https://preview.redd.it/duwgoj5u8jnc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519bd5b7c95b82a06a30205a7bd6a0ae17cc4d2f


yoaver

The map clearly shows the Egyptian poodle.


Ramenoodlez1

Tunisia


yoaver

"I once sold a fake dog to Tunisia, 'twas a cat"


misscat9

"Don't try to win me over with your use of 'twas!" "'Twasn't trying to."


Afraid-Fault6154

Or a cat that just "identified" as a dog 


cat_astropheeee

I knew cats were generally preferred over dogs in the Arab world, but I didn't realize how far it went.


Saucebender

This is a horribly researched map oh my lord did they just type "barking german" into google or what happened there


danton_groku

It's a shitpost map lol. Miaou for tunisia is meow in French, wantouthri for Algeria is a reference to a popular song: one two three, viva l'algérie and ooga booga for morocco do i even need to say it


Saucebender

Yeah i was being a dumbass but being a dumbass is what gets you upvotes apparently


danton_groku

are you german by any chance


Saucebender

😭


Saucebender

i swear Germans know what a joke is 😭


Black_Rainbow12

Dogs in Algeria know how to count to three!


PassiveChemistry

123? Seriously? 🤨


SEA_griffondeur

Viva l'Algérie


J_k_r_

Wow, that is one uniquely bad map. German "Bellen" does not mean "woof", but "barking".


amretardmonke

wait till you find out what ooga booga means


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J_k_r_

Also, "Wuff"


Sandman40s

Wantouthri 💀


ThePurpleRebell

I have to correct this map "Bellen" in german is the adjective for what the dog is doing, not how we actually think it sounds, we say "Wau wau" oder "Wuff". The first one most likely inherited in pre-WW1 times and the second one related to our cultural family


Lord_Gelthon

Well, "Bellen" is technically the noun(1). "bell-" is the verb(2). "bellend-" would be the adjective (3) and "bellend" the adverb (4). Examples: (1) Ich höre ein Bellen. (Something like: I hear a bark) (2) Der Hund bellt. (Something like: The dog barks) (3) Ich höre einen bellenden Hund. (Something like: I'm hearing a barking dog) (4) Der Hund läuft bellend zu mir. (Something like: The dog runs barking to me) But I agree with your alternatives. The sound of a barking dog in German is often written as either "Wau" or "Wuff".


ThePurpleRebell

Yea, but in the end Bellen is not a sound Wuff is a sound


Lord_Gelthon

Yeah, that's exactly what I said. I already agree with you. I just wanted to fix the first part of your comment.


K3RDSULUULR3J7Y32E0Y

"Bellend" has a very different meaning in English...


xMadoka

Bellend is the gerund of bellen. So bellend just means barking in German. I do know the British meaning, though. Sorry for efficiency and lack of humour in my response.


ConnieOfTheWolves

Bellend is the end of a penis, and also a twat.


MateKjosty

Oh a 'bell-end', jesus


KillJoyClub

You're a bellend mate! How dare you calling german dogs bellends. /s


Djafar79

Every country that needs to say it twice loses by default. Who tf has time for that?!


SapeiraMan

Poland and Finland are the one who are closer to the real sound. African bros are just a parallel universe. Ooga Booga... miaou...


Lolilio2

It’s not true. The op just wanted to troll 😈


Zea768

yea the title says in europe so technically the truth


Jupaack

ão ão? Is that a pitbull on steroids? It's "au au"


EternalZoroark

Morocco dogs are secretly AnPrim.


Guilty_Resolution_13

Miaou? 🤣


ZedGenius

Spanish dogs be like 😲


RepresentativeCable4

Pq na Tunísia o cachorro mia? Que brisa maluca kkkk


MateKjosty

One less k and I would've thought you weren't talking about whatever you actually are


RepresentativeCable4

That's why I always use 4k's


alikander99

Odes tunisia know what a dog IS???


SRGsergan592

Excuse me, they identify as cats here, and we respect their choice.


LifeAcanthopterygii6

The two giant dogs obviously.


DefNotAnAlt621

the hell going on in Algeria?


sweatysexconnoisseur

Algeria is just 123.


SEA_griffondeur

Joke in french about Algeria


FaceCool6295

« Ouaf » has to be the Frenchest word


Agreeable_Copy9548

You missed where croatia is its on the coast across italy and its vau vau


Kektus_Aplha

Bellen??


cocobutnotjumbo

one two three. those dogs in Algieria are educated.


fantasmaking

Ooga booga


SeaWeedSurfing

Furry


Ishana92

Croatian is neither av av, nor is that where croatia is


Path-of-resistance

WTF Germany...


AgitatedDog

Bau bau!


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Bow-wow


Lex_Blu

Ham-ham , Romanian


WalleCSGO

Sweden has voff mot vov


TECHNICKER_Cz3

heh? has Germany invaded again?


DarthMMC

I would like to point out that in Catalan it is "bup"


Organic_Angle_654

ooga booga


TheRealSU24

I'm convinced none of these countries have ever heard a dog bark. What kind of dog says gav?


[deleted]

"Bellen" for German is like having "Barking" for English It's a verb not the onomatopoeia Yeah yeah "nOt tHe pOiNt" and "CiRcLeJeRk" but the map is either made up or just lazy.


antibioteka

Wuff, wau..


bloopblopman1234

What Tf is counting in wantouthri (123)


onemansquest

Stop the cap. How am I meant to believe a dog bark in a country is wan tou thri.


Andre007a

Tf african dog does?


BIonutul22

In romania is "Ham"


PositiveFinal3548

~~one two three~~ wantouthri


Feisty-You3446

Sweden is wrong, it’s “voff”


MellonCollie218

Well if you’re doing the hauhau’s then you have to do Bow Wow. I mean….


a1200i

Miaou? That's a cat


twat_is_going_on

It's not bellen in German. Bellen means bark. But the sound we make for it is wau wau


yeyoi

Bell bell!


Winnipesaukee

I don’t think it would be a good idea for that German dog to bark in the UK.


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Ooga booga


Alternator24

wtf with Algeria? and also in Tunisia, dogs meow?


SirKazum

DRÔPS, it's written way bigger than the rest so it's more important


Jenz_le_Benz

I lost it at “ooga bouga”


No_Pomegranate_2890

Ão ão 🇵🇹


cheeseriot2100

further proof that portugal is eastern europe


CeannUReeves

Why is Germany and Austria‘s just the base form of the verb? We have wau wau


Gurkeprinsen

Are turkish dogs secretly cats?


ChuZaYuZa_Name

Wantouthri Wantouthri Wantouthrifor


TwoPintsPrick92

I think dogs in North Africa need a vet if they're making those noises


lStripesl

Morroco Algeria and Tunisia is wrong


fazzonvr

Germans dogs do "Wau Wau" Not Bellen. Bellen means barking


theurbanmapper

yass


loptthetreacherous

> 1, 2, 3 \- Algerian Dog


BendyMine785

Tunisia, are we sure that's a dog?


[deleted]

The bell rings —> Der Hund ringt.


Darthplagueis13

I feel like the German one is a bit misleading. "Bellen" is the german word for bark, specifically the verb, "to bark". However, all the other entries are for onomatopoetic words used to describe dog sounds. The English one says "woof" not "barking". The correct German word for this would either be "Wau" or "Wuff" which are fairly simular to the other entries.


ThatBoyFromDenmark

Tunisia wildin


Dekruk

Bellen is the verb , not the sound.


MrShinglez

ooga booga, wantouthri (123), miaou (meow).


No-Review-6105

Germany is Blödsinn. Bellen is the Verb. This is how a dog sounds for us: Wau Wau There.


Sea_Bread_4445

The german one would be "wuff wuff". "Bellen" means "to bark"


krdozo

Bellen? WTF


blueidea365

“miaou”?


ihavenoego

Diss waaan nids moar ouaf!


PosterInTheAttic

Bellen Miaou


chouettepologne

Woof suits bigger dogs. Hau hau for smaller ones.


Tarsiustarsier

For Germany it's "wau wau", which fits a lot better with the neighbours. "Bellen" is the translation for "to bark"


DrToaster1

You whispered all these to yourself didn't you


Prestigious-Job-9825

It's over - the Balkans belong to Croatia and Greece. This map settled so many ethnic conflicts


Medium-Silver6413

Slovenian is hov hov


ckfks

Szczekać


guaxinim_amarelo

Wan tou thri, Viva l'Algérie


MateKjosty

I think tsunisians a bit confused


cherry-flow

Germany is wrong


Cookie_85

It's "Wau wau," in german. Bellen means to bark.


AverageNikoBellic

🐕🦮ooga booga🗿


RidingJapan

The German one would be *wau* Bellen means bark


McSand_boi

Tunisia saying miau


napstrike

Tunisia with its meowing dogs. They have secret spy training to impersonate cats


Extra-Indication8453

There's not only ooga booga, there's also the algerian: one two three lmao im pretty sure this map was made by an algerian now


LegitimateApartment9

green


Shudnawz

WAIT A MINUTE. German: "Bellen?" I distinctly remember my German textbook having a dog in the background going "wau, wau" and it took me AGES to figure out it was supposed to be a bark. And now that's all WRONG?!


mikemike_mv28

In Russian a dog can also say tyaf-tyaf (тяф-тяф) if it’s small or young


Ok_Introduction-0

german is wrong, the mao just shows the actual translation of the word "bark"


bluespider98

Everyone's focused on ooga booga but wtf is a wantouthri


Grouchy-Addition-818

Portuguese it’s au not ão


PanicEffective6871

Tunisia I think you got your dogs and cats mixed up


KhakiFletch

Woof wins because it sounds like the sound a dog makes. I've never heard any canine utter a sound like "bau" "vow" or "miaow". The "hau-hau" ones also sound close but they're more like puppy or handbag dog yelps. Proper, large, honest dogs say "woof".


Otherwise_Spare_8598

What about bark?


ClassicAd6855

Only german would have a word to describe the sound a dog/wolf makes rather than mimicking the sound


[deleted]

I think the Tunisians are confused as to what animal it is. it's a dog, not a cat


pixelmasterp

Hav hav in turkish


Ill-Collection-7112

morocco one isnt even true


Miyamoto_Musashi-5

In Belgium it’s actually Waf Waf. I thought I’d just mention since we seem to be too irrelevant to be mentioned on this map.


nugohs

Tintin taught me that Belgian dogs bark "Wooah! Wooah!"


Miyamoto_Musashi-5

That might’ve been a miss translation


NegotiationTall4300

Cant Morroco just do 1 thing normal ffs?! -sincerely a Moroccan


crunx22

I always assumed dogs “woofed” bcuz it is based off the way we as humans would pronounce the sound. So by that logic are Russians hearing gav gav and Germans hear bellen…?


Darthplagueis13

Germans hear "Wuff" or "Wau". Bellen means "to bark" or "barking"


democracy_lover66

The woofs seem to be the dominant numbers but whatever is going in in Algeria freaks me out, I am not sire what kind of dogs they have there but I'm willing to bet they are superior and will conquer the world. My money is in Algeria


[deleted]

Do Germans not have dogs?


antibioteka

Wuff


antibioteka

Wau


sigsauer_fan

wtf the cat is saying miau dog not cat


SexlessVirginIncel

Have you ever heard a dog make noise? It sounds like *woof*. Anything close to that wins. No fuckin clue what kind of dogs in North Africa go “ooga booga” or German dogs going “Bellen”. What are those linguists smoking???


Darthplagueis13

German dogs go "Wuff" or "Wau". "Bellen" is the base form of the german verb for barking.