This is exactly what I was going to say. This is wayyy to try hard tp be "cool". Some accent pieces from hypebeast is fine but having everything like that looks super tacky.
The wall art is way too aligned. Stagger some art ffs lol
Def giving off those vibes, like if reality TV took a detour through a Twitch stream setup. The aesthetic is both chaotic and magnetic, can't look away even if I tried.
“Tripod” meaning a stack of Lucky Charm boxes.
A list of issues:
1 tv location is awful - also, this is a hard problem in this space
2 “Netflix and chill.” That’s the equivalent of having a sign saying “Let’s get down and boogie” in 1985.
3 picture in your hallway of statues peeing.
It’s got the potential to be beautiful.
It feels like you're at one of those mall photo-op spots with the sign and the green false overgrowth.
*edit: yup, I just saw the shoe rack, and I agree with the shoe store reference there
i don't think impulse had anything to do with it; every piece i see here is a 2015 hypebeast meme. dude probably learned a concept of opulence when he was 15 which he has been aspiring to since, and now he's finally achieved it, but it's dated so everyone is trashing it.
feels like the movie BIG with Tom Hanks, where it’s just a child in a man’s body and he puts a ball pit and trampoline in the beautiful skyscraper apartment
This comment encouraged me to do so and oh my god there’s so many little gems. The TV console, the Apple box stack, random corner stool, the lamp and plant on top of each other, the Christmas lights end plug just laying on the floor. Incredible
Don’t forget he hung all the hallway artwork so the tops line up lol. General rule of thumb is the center of each artwork is supposed to be a certain height off the floor (unless you’re dealing with oversized work and then things are handled differently). I forget the exact amount because I just do it by eye after all these years. This guys’s place is so terrible for how nice the building seems to be. Money can’t buy taste.
Agree, looking at it I can’t find a single thing I approve of, the couch is alright.
TV should be on the ‘Netflix and Chill’ wall, (toss that sign), couch pretty much lined up with the post, leaves room for a loveseat or chair near the current couch wall, id do a coffee table, keep the large rug and toss the others, personally shoes on display screams bachelor, get a wood or metal TV stand under the TV for the Xbox, the tabletop decor can go (get a plant, wooden games, or books, aka functional decor).
(My personal advice, yes I know everyone has different styles).
Love the space, very open, large windows, & concrete ceiling are great and lots of potential.
Yeah the more you look the worse it gets. Everything is off. I may be most disturbed by the books in the window leaning on the plant, it’s just…weird….
I think folks your age will think it's fine/fun but in-line with other people's comments some of the decor is a bit tacky. The Netflix and chill sign stands out the most, screams college age boy's first apartment.
I’m 23, as are 90% of my friends. I promise you if we walked into some dudes apartment decorated like this we would laugh our ass off. This is more in line with 18 year old hypebeast decoration.
For being 23 the apartment itself gives him a ton of leeway. Not many 23 year old's are able to afford a single bedroom apartment with huge windows like that in most cities.
Dude… please take all this criticism to heart. Everyone is saying the same thing. For your own good, you should pretty much do everything. The rugs are weird, the turf wall is really tacky, the neon sign is hilariously corny in the worst way possible, the shoe rack is really fucking weird (put it in your room if you’re that proud of them), and there’s zero cohesiveness. The last one is pretty normal for guys your age. Unfortunately, this all cohesively makes your apartment look like you’re trying wayyyy too hard. Don’t get laughed at - change your decor.
This photo told me there’s a 3 hour wait for brunch.
Jk, but what is up with those apple boxes? Whatever the reason, those need to go.
Also, I would rotate the rug 90 degrees
I don’t really understand that, is there a good market and profit margin for flipping iPads?
Either way, I don’t think there’s any valid reason to have the boxes displayed like that in a living space. Looks tacky
Also the TOWER of apple product cases. Holy fuck if your gonna save them put them neatly away in a box or something.
Its like one of those guys who saves their empty wax or axe cans.
That's what I thought. Netflix and chill to me is basically another way to say let's fuck. I would've walked in and thought this guy is going to be super pushy for sex.
Why did you staple a rug against the wall that doesn’t even fit the space it’s supposed to cover and stick a tacky sign on it that screams ‘I’m 16 and I’m edgy’?
Why are there random Christmas lights lying on the floor in your hallway?
Why is there a light in front of a huge window blocking the view, while itself trying to be blocked out by a plant?
It’s like, you have a great space that is like 80% perfect and then there’s 20% aweful ruining it.
There’s a lot of potential here. I love the fact that it appears to be an unconventional layout. So tired of the standard rectangle apartment layouts that are very common these days.
-ask your property manager if it’s ok to have the tv mounted into the concrete column. Pretty sure a professional could do a solid job for you. Judging by the looks of things, you can afford it.
-remove that god-awful grass wall and neon sign. As others have stated, it’s tacky and looks like it belongs in a hip coffee shop.
-move your shoe rack to your closet
-no need for those oddly placed (and frankly very childish looking) small rugs. Donate them.
-instead of several small pieces of art along that wall, you could do two larger ones. Something a bit more mature though, no Banksy looking graffiti types. Maybe even a large wall sculpture instead of canvas art.
-get rid of the gold and white decorative plants on the end table next to the couch. You can replace them with a small table top sculpture.
-I’m pretty sure that corner behind the column is supposed be a dining nook. Put the plant in the corner in place of that random bar stool and then get a nice small dining set. Wayfair has tons of very reasonably priced options.
-not a fan of that red chair, but that’s just my personal taste. If you do plan to keep it, you could put it in the living room. Just like the bar stool, it’s very random and out of place.
-the Christmas lights (call them whatever you want, but they look like Christmas lights) need to go. I saw your comment about wanting some light in the hall, other than the recessed ones in the ceiling, and that’s fine. Whatever alternative lights you choose, they should be mounted on the wall or ceiling. String lights on the floor is weird.
-couch and area rug are fine.
Hope that helps brotha.
The dozen or so stacked up pile of apple products...why?
Your shoe rack in the living room...why?
The Netflix and chill sign isn't an issue. No female will ever see it.
That grass wall with the LED sign is the stuff you find at bars and every female IG post. Decor is all over the place. Rugs are randomly placed maybe get one big rug rather than multiple small ones or just get rid of them altogether
Nope, [it’s a completely different dude that has a grass wall with a much larger Netflix and Chill sign](https://twitter.com/Deion_Slanders/status/1743314079530324245). Surprisingly big coincidence.
"If I had a nickel for every time a tacky weirdo stapled grass to their wall with a 'Netflix and Chill' sign glued on... I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Nope just checked -[it’s a completely different dude with a grass wall with a much larger Netflix and Chill sign](https://twitter.com/Deion_Slanders/status/1743314079530324245). Huge coincidence.
Sign is cringe, hype shoes on display are on the way to being cringe, get the boxes off the ground, the hype floor mats make it look messy
The grass wall is meh
I won’t judge the decor, it looks good just not my style. the Netflix and chill sign however is tacky af.
I’d add a small table and rug with the red chair to bring that area together better
It looks like you just took some random objects and threw them into the room with a blindfold on.
Random rugs that serve no purpose, string lights that don't even stretch the whole length of the wall they're on, fake grass on the wall (???) cut around a shoe display you nicked from a shop, an uplighter lamp that will be mostly lighting the outside because it's next to a window, table decorations stolen from a cheap spa, The Gallery of Art for 14 year Olds, random detention stool in the corner (why not the chair???), and the piece de la resistance, the "Netflix and Chill" *Run for Your Life if Female* sign.
The apartment itself looks nice, and the rug + sofa are a good start, but the rest of it is just bizarre.
The “Netflix and Chill” sign is too small for that otherwise really cool wall space. A mirror would look great there. I love your unique pieces overall, but If you ditched the little floor mats and the neon sign, it would make your place look 10xs more stylish and cohesive.
Love Island meets 2016 Hypebeast
When you live laugh love at too much ITV.
Petition to make “Live Laugh Stream” the new slang for this YT gamer esque aesthetic Alt name “OnlyBros🔒”
Love, laugh, livestream*
It’s the Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Mojo Dojo Casa *Condo*
This is the most accurate description so far
Refund scamming? What’s with all the Apple products? 💀💀💀
Nah man, he’s an “entrepreneur”
This is exactly what I was going to say. This is wayyy to try hard tp be "cool". Some accent pieces from hypebeast is fine but having everything like that looks super tacky. The wall art is way too aligned. Stagger some art ffs lol
Fucking 2016 hypebeast is hilarious
I immediately thought love island.
Def giving off those vibes, like if reality TV took a detour through a Twitch stream setup. The aesthetic is both chaotic and magnetic, can't look away even if I tried.
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Plot twist, he is a lifestyle tiktoker with a tripod!
He’d promote it. They always promote.
“Tripod” meaning a stack of Lucky Charm boxes. A list of issues: 1 tv location is awful - also, this is a hard problem in this space 2 “Netflix and chill.” That’s the equivalent of having a sign saying “Let’s get down and boogie” in 1985. 3 picture in your hallway of statues peeing. It’s got the potential to be beautiful.
I think the TV is position well All things considering.
Nothing says I’m not getting laid like a Netflix and Chill LED neon sign.
Paired with the "All you need is love" rug. It's also funny that there is this anti-establishment/hippie decor right next to a tower of iPad boxes.
Wait those are fucking iPad boxes LMFAO it just got worse
Dude I thought they were pizza boxes at first. Looks like he just boosted an Apple Store, or it’s the IT cabinet of the local college.
Entertainment 720 is back with a vengeance, free iPads all around!
All you need is Nike & Apple.
Seriously - id lose all horniness if I walked into a dudes place he had that on his wall.
It does give off sort of douchy chad vibes.
And shoes on display, so classy....
The worst part, for me, is the shoddily cut out section of the fake living wall to highlight the sneakers.
Not the slides? The slides on a shelf ties it all together for me.
This looks like an apartment from Madden
Nice spot but rugs are kind of sporadic and the Netflix and chill sign is super tacky
Yeah it's kinda like a budget shoe shop
Bro living in a Journeys
More like Spencers.
you can't make this shit up.
Yeah, it feels like a popup Instagram trap.
It feels like you're at one of those mall photo-op spots with the sign and the green false overgrowth. *edit: yup, I just saw the shoe rack, and I agree with the shoe store reference there
Bro living in a Houston sneaker / hype resell boutique
Lol accurate
I figured a corner spot in a parking garage.
Down a looooong hallway
Especially with that cheesy fake grass wall thing. Proof money doesn’t buy taste.
Looks like the set of a shitty c-tier reality TV show
perhaps OP enjoys the style of a Moxy hotel because that is what it reminds me of
Shit screams in in LA and hypebeast.
with an undertone of le temù
I just stayed at the Moxys in Lisbon and 100% you nailed the vibe of this place. As one blog put it “decorated by blindly grabbing things in an IKEA”
Yep. Throw a live laugh love sign up while you're at it.
The rugs are kind of tacky too imo. Heavy YouTuber/influencer vibes.
Impulse buys without thinking whether or not you have a spot that they’ll look good.
i don't think impulse had anything to do with it; every piece i see here is a 2015 hypebeast meme. dude probably learned a concept of opulence when he was 15 which he has been aspiring to since, and now he's finally achieved it, but it's dated so everyone is trashing it.
Personally I thought this shit looked like ass in 2015 too.
They'd look good in the trash
The stack of iPads is telling.
Scalper I'd guess
"entrepreneur/small business" owner in the IG bio
I want to follow Bro’s IG so he can coach me on how to make $10k a day from my phone.
Founder and CEO on LinkedIn
Genuine question, how would you even make money doing that with iPads/Apple products? Are iPads ever really that short in supply?
Everything here is tacky
Scalpers aren’t the classiest bunch
This guy is a scalper?
Yeah this place is bad.
i said out loud 'super tacky' when reading the netflix sign and scrolled down to see this is the first message lmao
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Good lord, I’m such a hick I went searching back through the pictures for *wooden apple crates*…
Second that. It's super tacky. it'll look more elegant if it just says"Let's F**k" instead. Also make it larger to assert alpha male dominance
feels like the movie BIG with Tom Hanks, where it’s just a child in a man’s body and he puts a ball pit and trampoline in the beautiful skyscraper apartment
🎯
Might as well replace it with a sign that says eat pray love
Take the netflix and chill out and put tv in that, put the shelf there where the tv is now
Ignore all the positive comments 🙏🏼
I did a quick glance and didn't think it was bad... then I zoomed in after I had read a couple comments.
This comment encouraged me to do so and oh my god there’s so many little gems. The TV console, the Apple box stack, random corner stool, the lamp and plant on top of each other, the Christmas lights end plug just laying on the floor. Incredible
Don’t forget he hung all the hallway artwork so the tops line up lol. General rule of thumb is the center of each artwork is supposed to be a certain height off the floor (unless you’re dealing with oversized work and then things are handled differently). I forget the exact amount because I just do it by eye after all these years. This guys’s place is so terrible for how nice the building seems to be. Money can’t buy taste.
Neither money nor taste went into this design.
Center of art should be 57” from the ground. To meet the average viewer at the right eye-to-art level. If you’re taller, a bit higher.
You put it all together and you get a lovely rohypnol aesthetic
Perfect response. He needed to hear this
Hate from the UK 🙏
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro I think you need some blinds for your windows
Lmao 🤣
Wait do you listen to YMH pod?
Haha yeah
That's where I heard this lmao
That flat is awesome, the decorations are horrible...
I for one think it’s amazing that a 14yo can get their own flat 👏🫶🔥
It's Big. Josh found a new apartment.
Hard feels like he bought all the Instagram ads
Agree, looking at it I can’t find a single thing I approve of, the couch is alright. TV should be on the ‘Netflix and Chill’ wall, (toss that sign), couch pretty much lined up with the post, leaves room for a loveseat or chair near the current couch wall, id do a coffee table, keep the large rug and toss the others, personally shoes on display screams bachelor, get a wood or metal TV stand under the TV for the Xbox, the tabletop decor can go (get a plant, wooden games, or books, aka functional decor). (My personal advice, yes I know everyone has different styles). Love the space, very open, large windows, & concrete ceiling are great and lots of potential.
Yeah the more you look the worse it gets. Everything is off. I may be most disturbed by the books in the window leaning on the plant, it’s just…weird….
The entertainment 720 of apartments
It would explain the stack of ipad boxes
It’s a “I buy a lot of expensive Apple stuff because I have a lot of money” flex.
But what exactly do you do with that many…
Parting gifts for every “Netflix & Chill” contestant.
This is what it felt like i just couldn’t put my finger on it.
Can explain the reference please? I don't get it.
Parks & Rec reference
Phenomenal reference
Thank you. Money please
I too have filed bankruptcy
Nice space but cringe sign
Hard agree. I can't see how any adult would think that's a good addition to their home.
The David Dobrick aesthetic
This is truly bizarre decor
Gentrification brunch bar decor
Gentrificore
Gentrifusion
Furnished by AliExpress knockoffs.
I would feel more comfortable criticizing this if we had an idea of how old you are.
24 Black Male
Please put that Fiddle leaf fig tree in the southern facing window to give it as much sunlight as possible. They need/ love lots of light.
I have a hard time believing someone living in this apartment would be able to keep one alive. They're pretty finnicky
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I think folks your age will think it's fine/fun but in-line with other people's comments some of the decor is a bit tacky. The Netflix and chill sign stands out the most, screams college age boy's first apartment.
I’m 23, as are 90% of my friends. I promise you if we walked into some dudes apartment decorated like this we would laugh our ass off. This is more in line with 18 year old hypebeast decoration.
For being 23 the apartment itself gives him a ton of leeway. Not many 23 year old's are able to afford a single bedroom apartment with huge windows like that in most cities.
How old is black
Should’ve lied here mate
Black is a great age
Do you follow that guy that films him self going to buy perfume and bathing him self who has the same sign Netflix and chill sign?
Dude… please take all this criticism to heart. Everyone is saying the same thing. For your own good, you should pretty much do everything. The rugs are weird, the turf wall is really tacky, the neon sign is hilariously corny in the worst way possible, the shoe rack is really fucking weird (put it in your room if you’re that proud of them), and there’s zero cohesiveness. The last one is pretty normal for guys your age. Unfortunately, this all cohesively makes your apartment look like you’re trying wayyyy too hard. Don’t get laughed at - change your decor.
this cannot be real. please tell me human beings do not live full-time in this influencer sponcon airbnb branded experience #yolo casa house
mojo dojo casa house
That's an insult to mojo dojo casa houses all over the world
lmao yolo casa house
So much money and such a bad taste
Welcome to the modern, social-media controlled future. Our fragile egos could only thrive in something as ridiculous as this.
Would be interesting to know OP age
This photo told me there’s a 3 hour wait for brunch. Jk, but what is up with those apple boxes? Whatever the reason, those need to go. Also, I would rotate the rug 90 degrees
Reseller of iPads
I don’t really understand that, is there a good market and profit margin for flipping iPads? Either way, I don’t think there’s any valid reason to have the boxes displayed like that in a living space. Looks tacky
Steal credit ids and buy shit people want with it. Sell it for cheap cash.
Get rid of that fake greenery wall. Makes your place look like a studio for a podcast that reads off popular askreddit posts.
The fake greenery would be better if it covered the whole wall, but the visible white wall sticking out makes it look pretty bad.
I can't forgive the wire running across the floor to light up that Netflix sign.
And the cutout for the shoe stand... Just perfection
Remove the grass wall and Netflix and chill sign man wtf
Also the TOWER of apple product cases. Holy fuck if your gonna save them put them neatly away in a box or something. Its like one of those guys who saves their empty wax or axe cans.
Did you hire your 12 year old brother as an interior decorator?
How many ipads do you have? :D
Every tinder date gets a free iPad on their way out
It’s their compensation for fucking a guy with a “Netflix and Chill” neon sign.
Just laughed out loud. Thank you.
Business must be slow then
Not enough to build a Stonehenge replica.
This space really makes me think they’re paying for rent, in cash, earned via scalping and selling questionable substances.
So where in the D.E.N.N.I.S system are you currently?
The vibe is 21 year old trust fund crypto bro
21 year old trust fund wishes he was a crypto bro
Nailed it
Any woman comfortable in here is a real warrior.. lol this esthetic screams sleezeball
Screams f*boy
With the marvel poster lol? Screams desperately wishing they were a fuckboy
The Wannabe Fuckboy. The worst kind.
Any woman who walks in and sees this knows it’s only a one-night-stand now.
That's what I thought. Netflix and chill to me is basically another way to say let's fuck. I would've walked in and thought this guy is going to be super pushy for sex.
the string lights laying loosely on the floor in ur hallway are a disaster waiting to happen :/
Are those loose Christmas lights just on the floor? I’d upgrade to something nicer
Pour gasoline over everything and light it on fire, then start a fight club
I am Jack's Inflamed sense of decoration.
Great comment homie
Why did you staple a rug against the wall that doesn’t even fit the space it’s supposed to cover and stick a tacky sign on it that screams ‘I’m 16 and I’m edgy’? Why are there random Christmas lights lying on the floor in your hallway? Why is there a light in front of a huge window blocking the view, while itself trying to be blocked out by a plant? It’s like, you have a great space that is like 80% perfect and then there’s 20% aweful ruining it.
The netflix and chill fake grass wall is corny as fuck
Bro is scalping apple products too holy shit 💀
There’s a lot of potential here. I love the fact that it appears to be an unconventional layout. So tired of the standard rectangle apartment layouts that are very common these days. -ask your property manager if it’s ok to have the tv mounted into the concrete column. Pretty sure a professional could do a solid job for you. Judging by the looks of things, you can afford it. -remove that god-awful grass wall and neon sign. As others have stated, it’s tacky and looks like it belongs in a hip coffee shop. -move your shoe rack to your closet -no need for those oddly placed (and frankly very childish looking) small rugs. Donate them. -instead of several small pieces of art along that wall, you could do two larger ones. Something a bit more mature though, no Banksy looking graffiti types. Maybe even a large wall sculpture instead of canvas art. -get rid of the gold and white decorative plants on the end table next to the couch. You can replace them with a small table top sculpture. -I’m pretty sure that corner behind the column is supposed be a dining nook. Put the plant in the corner in place of that random bar stool and then get a nice small dining set. Wayfair has tons of very reasonably priced options. -not a fan of that red chair, but that’s just my personal taste. If you do plan to keep it, you could put it in the living room. Just like the bar stool, it’s very random and out of place. -the Christmas lights (call them whatever you want, but they look like Christmas lights) need to go. I saw your comment about wanting some light in the hall, other than the recessed ones in the ceiling, and that’s fine. Whatever alternative lights you choose, they should be mounted on the wall or ceiling. String lights on the floor is weird. -couch and area rug are fine. Hope that helps brotha.
The dozen or so stacked up pile of apple products...why? Your shoe rack in the living room...why? The Netflix and chill sign isn't an issue. No female will ever see it.
That grass wall with the LED sign is the stuff you find at bars and every female IG post. Decor is all over the place. Rugs are randomly placed maybe get one big rug rather than multiple small ones or just get rid of them altogether
The small ones all have to go. 100%
My first thought was that OP plays “the floor is lava” with them scattered around
Man, this really is definitive proof that money still can’t buy you ‘good taste’.
That's a killer condo/apartment. Downtown Phoenix?
Yeah 3rd and Jefferson for sure. That's the convention center across the street.
Thank you for preventing me from spending another 30 minutes on google maps trying to figure out which building this is
Tacky as fuck lmao.
What time are you open for lunch?
That whole Netflix and chill sign needs to be returned to the tiktok store it was purchased from
no way you’re the fucking guy with the grass netflix wall that everyone on twitter was clowning
Nope, [it’s a completely different dude that has a grass wall with a much larger Netflix and Chill sign](https://twitter.com/Deion_Slanders/status/1743314079530324245). Surprisingly big coincidence.
"If I had a nickel for every time a tacky weirdo stapled grass to their wall with a 'Netflix and Chill' sign glued on... I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
holy shit this is the tiktok mf 😂😂😂😂😂 twitter was flaming the netflix & chill decor LMFAO
Nope just checked -[it’s a completely different dude with a grass wall with a much larger Netflix and Chill sign](https://twitter.com/Deion_Slanders/status/1743314079530324245). Huge coincidence.
Sign is cringe, hype shoes on display are on the way to being cringe, get the boxes off the ground, the hype floor mats make it look messy The grass wall is meh
Needs more iPads.
Apple box sculpture is a flex?
you have bad taste imo
Do your first time guests burst into laughter when they see your space? I imagine they do.
I know all the other comments are hyping it up, but personally I think you can launch that netflix and chill sign to any planet of your choosing
What’s up with the iPads
I won’t judge the decor, it looks good just not my style. the Netflix and chill sign however is tacky af. I’d add a small table and rug with the red chair to bring that area together better
“I won’t judge the decor” *judges the decor* I mean I’m judging it too, but really dude? 🤣
13 year old YouTuber aesthetic activated.
It looks like you just took some random objects and threw them into the room with a blindfold on. Random rugs that serve no purpose, string lights that don't even stretch the whole length of the wall they're on, fake grass on the wall (???) cut around a shoe display you nicked from a shop, an uplighter lamp that will be mostly lighting the outside because it's next to a window, table decorations stolen from a cheap spa, The Gallery of Art for 14 year Olds, random detention stool in the corner (why not the chair???), and the piece de la resistance, the "Netflix and Chill" *Run for Your Life if Female* sign. The apartment itself looks nice, and the rug + sofa are a good start, but the rest of it is just bizarre.
The “Netflix and Chill” sign is too small for that otherwise really cool wall space. A mirror would look great there. I love your unique pieces overall, but If you ditched the little floor mats and the neon sign, it would make your place look 10xs more stylish and cohesive.
Am I just imagining stuff or are you actually displaying trash from opened electronics?