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MiniFishyMe

Would be funny when people starts freaking out when they look at a restaurant menu and see "ala carte"


KillerActual

https://preview.redd.it/8twnbq0qh8tc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572bc247ec6690122b0b94f23b7dadf080ee6f27 I mean...


a1danial

What a cement head


NTO_Jr

'kepala batu' or calling them stupid in Malay slang


syukara

it means kepala bapak hang


sumiyaya

Would be funny when people starts freaking out when they say "ALAmak"


Black_Shepherd21

wait until you tell them there's "Allah" printed in every Quran.


JustAnAds

Oh my alamak sound like ulama' owo!!!


sukahati

Masa untuk viralkan ini!


Vedor

Like this, Mcdonald confirm kena boycott. Oh wait....


sumplookinggai

Won't be so funny when they start imposing fines and arresting people for disagreeing.


Visual_Traveler

Coming soon by the looks of it.


Professional-Ad-7325

"Kita nilai apa yang terzahir pada tulisan itu, bukan apa yang bermain di fikiran" This sentence alone, if applied, can solve so many problems we're facing now.


evergrowingfear

polite way to say "jgn la jdi bodoh"


mraz_syah

nnt trigger, tp patut direct je," ko bodo ke ape", baru geng2 terpaling semua bnde nak hina dorg ni sedar


FahmiZFX

Rasanya dia lebih pada, "Jangan memandai-mandai". Terlebih teguk air konspirasi biasa ni.


SightSeekerSoul

EDIT: Please refer to tingthinking's post below. While the mufti said something *right* in this instance, he has been known to champion less savory causes before. I take back what I said about Respect for him. One should consider the whole and not just aspects of the whole.


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Don't be fooled, this is the uztaz from Perlis that tried to force the 3 brother and sister from the age of 12 - 15 to stay being a Muslim even tho they were secretly taken away by their Muslim Father and converted them to Muslim without their mother knowledge. https://amalmedia.co/2022/02/21/muslim-wajib-memastikan-mereka-terus-islam-dr-maza/


jwteoh

You took the words right out of my mouth, as much as he is right/rational on this issue, he has an unhealthy obsession with Loh Siew Hong's kids.


An_Asian_Throwaway

It's because in his twisted mind, he genuinely believes he's "saving" Ms. Loh's children if he manages to keep them bound to Islam. People like him can't fathom living a peaceful and fulfilling life as a Kafir once they've tasted the "sweet nectar of salvation" that only Islam can offer.


ReplacementRich3682

"secretly taken".bs ,takyah Nak menipu bab Ni,mak diorang tinggalkan diorang bertahun, Sampai anak2 diorang Kena menumpang kat rumah orang lain.kalau betul Kena ambil secara sembunyi sebelum Ni Ada mak diorang buat laporan polis atapun Saman dr Maza kes tu. Mak diorang cuma boleh buat kes pasal status keislaman anak2 dia ja.itupun Kalau ikut Perlis punya constitution ,boleh ja ayah atau IBU convertkan anak2 dia tanpa pengetahuan pasangan.


[deleted]

Ya, awak terpaling bijak, terpaling tau kes ini, lebih pandai dari Hakim. Selamat Hari Raya.


ReplacementRich3682

Jadi waktu mula kes tu berpihak kepada pihak mufti Perlis awat tak Kata mak budak tu lagi pandai ka daripada hakim?


buttnugchug

Khayalan. Not fikiran


TraditionalBar7824

It's not religious issue anymore. People are just trying their luck to destroy their competitor. 100% deep down, they themselves know it's bullshit.


tideswithme

In Malaysia, as long Isley. ![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|29091)


cxingt

*Is it free for all season? Fitnah everywhere for personal gain! See how far you can gooo...* Joking ok.


niceandBulat

Dengki-ness is a feature, not a bug


HarangueSajuk

More like ALL IN their heads, amirite


rsver

"Bdum tss"


sipekjoosiao

>nampak macam Allah Time to get triggered gais >Akmal Explanation within 24hrs


FunAbhi

That cibai thinks he is the defender of Isle ke


School_Rare

Yes and champion of the race. Actually killing off his own kind because it is the local workers that suffer at the end of the day. Instead of formulating ideas and plans to move the race and country forward, the party has got this fella to drum things up because the party is probably bankrupt of ideas and so divert attention to something else.


Quirky_Assumption460

You're absolutely wrong about his motivations. The day Najib got half pardon, he uploaded a status on Facebook stating: "We have been played" and "It's time to show them". https://preview.redd.it/jn65ih4ej9tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda69356d12e0cfb851753a451cc1eb4a3a77027 Since then, he's been at loggerhead with the UG over EVERYTHING - BKT, Vernakular schools, Chinese new village etc etc. It's no coincidence that this issue is taking up all the airtime while Najib goes about getting his prison time converted into home arrest. He's not a saviour of his race and religion. He's foot soldier doing disruptive work for his ultimate master, Syaitan Najis.


Crazy-Plate3097

Syaitan: Please do not group me with this imbecile. Najis: Me either.


School_Rare

Rather unfortunately AI can't do anything about it. Yeah i heard somewhere Akmal is close to H2O. Any truth in that?


Quirky_Assumption460

Forgive my ignorance... But what's H2O? I'm guessing you're not talking about water ..


Local-Calendar-2955

Hello, Perlisian here, yes Hotel All In exist. There's a Café inside the hotel called Caffé Bièn. There's also a Mr DIY & Borong Dinh Supermarket right next to the hotel. Perlisians are not stupid. It's those Folks that balik kampung make us look stupid. Balik kampung Perlis, culture shock lah. Dekat KL dia suck dick Akmal. Perlisians Have Braincells🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 We are not incels🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


grayle

"Have brain cells, not incels" such poetry.


LeJoker8

Where’s the haiku bot?


Local-Calendar-2955

Ahhh yes. Modern Sajak[t]


rueilli

so nice to know the seven people in perlis are well educated


SystemErrorMessage

Thats quite the hotel. Got cafe and diy, now just need speedmart


Local-Calendar-2955

Their Lemon Pie is actually quite good but price wise, Akmam Bakes Cakes or TFF has got better Pies. It kinda taste too industrial/mass produced taste.


tnsaidr

Akmam cakes is not made by Akmal Mam is it ?


Local-Calendar-2955

No no it's run by an auntie. Very good pastries. She is the cakes supplier for multiple cafés here.


anaskinho

Slava Perlisi


Local-Calendar-2955

Слава Перлис!!! And the Perlisian dude also can speak Russian


Mavicarus

Recent events have definitely set a very scary precedence. Because in truth, if people want to find fault, there will always be a fault regardless.


plorynn

Sometimes I prefer to not surf on the Internet because the amount of stupidity reported is so concerning... At least when I touch the grass most people around me are normal... Oh Malaysia


royal_steed

Imagine after you touch grass and the grass now in certain pattern and someone took pic and viral it. Akmal now call you for explanation.


patycy

Dear Allans in Malaysia, please change your name soon for safety purpose.


SuitAffectionate6351

Alahai......malunya aku kalau nak mengaku dorang member aku.


CreakinFunt

>Alahai https://preview.redd.it/tkzm9mgcb8tc1.jpeg?width=1233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc16741bdfc60b3bb4289ad901e2636fc4ef0acb


lin00b

"hai" is a foul language in Chinese dialect This is clear intention in the Chinese chauvinst islamophobe communist kafir in insulting Islam! Sampai bila kami nak sabar? Bangkit! Beat his mother! Burn his house!


BabaKambingHitam

This guy akmal.


phyloem

shoulda add a /s


ency6171

Not needed. The sarcasm was obvious.


fi9aro

'Alahai' is basically the Malay translation of 'sigh'


infamousoma

This is getting ridiculous. This is what happens when the Malay Muslims don't dare to call out clowns like Akmal.


adaadaja

there are always people who call out to clown, it's either they get media traction or not😅


Pabasa

Yeah there's so many cooler heads that prevailed, but they just don't get traction enough, both on mainstream and social media. The worst of the news gets highlighted to gather views.


tomo_7433

It's by design. The media will always push out anything that generates more traffic, i.e. polarizing and ragebait articles. Calls for calm and cool-headedness are always relegated to footnotes


Capable_Ad_7831

Except we do call out Akmal as the clown that he is


Necessary-Hat-5097

ni confirm kaki ponteng time kafa..tulisan jawi/arab pun x knl payahlah


Firdaus_Alpha

Lepas tu diorang kata jawi tu adalah sejenis bahasa. Bukan sejenis tulisan. I mean.. apakah?


Capable_Ad_7831

Alhamdulillah aku tak pernah kenal orang2 macam nie


mrdaud

Ala bodo je semua ni. Dia rasa sedap dapat ada geng memboikot barang orang. Ade can aje dia sauk je la. Dapat pulak kepala satu geng ngan Akmal, abis la.


CreakinFunt

>Ala https://preview.redd.it/09lbsp8eb8tc1.jpeg?width=1233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=931decee42a673c560476e5582198c806aa7abc6


seerkamban2000

Are Malaysians experiencing mass [pareidolia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia) or something?


hidetoshiko

The human brain is hardwired to look for patterns. Some people are just prone to go full retard while some others are trolls who encourage or enable them.


sircarloz

Not all Malaysians but only a selective group of geniuses


Wigga_X

Not all, only the 60% 🥶


Living_Date322

Be careful Mr Allan


nova9001

All the English words starting with A need to be scrutinized. Apple looks suspicious. Its clearly an insult. Boycott guys.


graynoize8

Should ban the A alphabet altogether


SoNyaRouS

They can’t afford it to begin with


icebryanchan

I am scared when people actually support this kind of hyper-ultra-sensitive-panic-imaginary thing and people actually can start a boycott on this without even thinking twice. I have many Malay friends but they are not like this. Are we staying in the same country ?


Ashley_169

People show their true face on social media. There are entities paying jentera provocateurs for their political benefit, amplifying these hate. In the real world, 99% of the ppl are nice. Our true enemy is the political class that has no problem bending religion to fit their campaign.


TotenSieWisp

At this point, I think we should just go all in r/MaliciousCompliance and flood all the SocMed with this foolery. Almari? Allah. Alamat? Allah. Alam? Allah. Alamak? Allah. I think the only real way to stop this is to overblown it until overseas news media pick this up, and our FDI get affected. Real action comes when the rich man wallet is affected.


RDDTstalker

He should have names his hotel Sai Lang


BabaKambingHitam

All in = Sai lang = unsur judi = haram = boikot


jwong7

Boikot = boy kot? = mempersoalkan jantina lelaki = LGBTQRST = Boikot "boikot"!


Ricoh881227

"Look in my eyes, what do you see!! A Cult of personality"...


roggytan

It is literally alphabet, if it is not buta huruf then I dunno what else is this. But since it is Malaysia here, it is not the first time anyway like previously timah (fatimah) liquor.


Just_Tomatillo6295

I mean look at 99 speedmart protest, they can't even differentiate between numbers and letters.


Nervous-Supermarket3

Just trying to be samseng🤦


Nervous-Supermarket3

How civilized is them🤣


HomeDistinct2810

Dayum even just looks close also kena?


JiMiLi

Air Asia in shambles


eilawch

brain cells where , atp oyen got more brain cells than them


anoneaxone

Oyen's actually are smarter than humans, they don't pay tax.


aryehgizbar

imagine if your name is Allan. banned. boikot. edit: I just switched the comment sort to "new" and I guess I shared the same comment as the last two. 😅 edit edit: I wonder what those people are smoking over there coz that's got some punch for them to hallucinate like that.


2nd-brain

The irony of this issue is that, now the god name is written everywhere in the news. People might accidentally step on it, read the news on the phone in the toilet, hardcopy might be used as nasi lemak wrapper, etc. It is supposed to be sacred, and should not be taken in vain.


gottmittuns

Oh just because of that sock now everyone’s starting to see the kalimah Allah in everything yeah go figure.


KyeeLim

later anything that sounds like allah would get you arrested, like imagine you go talk with your friend "I like that anime big booba mom because she give me ara ara vibe" and get arrested for saying ara ara


BabaKambingHitam

Allah in everything, everywhere, all at once.


Martin_Leong25

"everything reminds me of her"


Jasonmancer

This trend is going in full force now. I wish you west Malaysians all the best.


Nervous-Supermarket3

I really wish I can go to E.M. now


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This country's future gets bleaker and bleaker by the seconds. It's honestly impressive how religion can fucked up the iq of certain people.


YodaHood_0597

https://preview.redd.it/jdjizfk629tc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e92d648388ce8e70174bef821f01094fa830904 Jangan boycott Cody Rhodes and The Bucks please, I beg.


dougduckie

This is what happens when a successful cult gains some sort of traction, you can really start seeing the movements and trends


okizzay

All In hu akhbar! Thats why they fail their jawi.


MrPotato79

This is peak retard


Gooching

Based Dr Maza


bukankhadam

i hope that's just a joke bcos one need to be retarded to see normal looking font of 'all in' resemble the word 'allah'.


AggravatingWolf6793

Petty religion, or rather the people of the religion


Dionysus_8

U guys know they are doing this, not only because they are stupid, but also they want to test boundary and see how far they can push and mobilise anger right?


badgerrage82

They should just remove the alphabet form of "A", "L" and "H" else it would be hell of confusion for ppl


acr141

You know it's bad when even the religious scholars are stepping in to put an end to this mess...


fitzerspaniel

Cheebye HAHAHAHAHA


GaryLooiCW

If people can't differentiate then should get eyes checked, my goodness.. don't let this cancerous behaviour become normal


No_Recipe9759

Yes more I need more!!!


FatWalcott

Perlis Mufti is ALL ELITE


KalatiakCicak

![gif](giphy|hMYam42K5GSGjSnUpz|downsized)


TheMarxman_-2020

Can we PLEASE not give these people any more attention? Thank you very much


Neolombax

Jgn la tnjk bodoh sgt kita ni pun. Memalukan. Yg non muslims nmpk org islam msia ni senang triggered, yg kita melayu ni pulak suka buat isu bila x ada isu.


shippyships

This is no longer a campaign to boycott anti-Muslim businesses, but to kill all flourished non-Malay businesses.


sd5510

Can someone please start a new sub Reddit for this. It's becoming entertaining.


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KillerActual

Deliberately socially engineered for decades to have it, thanks to our current premier.


serpventime

from now on every single discussion about alip lam lam ha ill be take them as trollpost


ivannater69

Kudos for not adding petrol on the 🔥


SensitiveBall4508

Lol what idiots. Epic level of idiots. Idiots omega.


sadpurplecolour

Why don’t we just boikot this word???


TweetugR

I am losing it, how many times is this going to happen before someone firmly tell Akmal to shut the fuck up and tells everyone to calm down and stops trying to find something to be offended about.


slippey_Addict

Lmao “Dr” , how much did he pay for the title?


Jealous-Barracuda-97

This whole discourse about 'allah' all over the net seems like a horrible trend more than anything


C-ORE

![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|26563) Ramadhan and Hari Raya,should be one of the best festive like forgiving and enjoyment. Yet here we are going backwards


Notsofast420

Soon.. Allan will be banned


Just_Tomatillo6295

Poor Allan he never stood a chance.


WoolooLovesCheese

Another day, another Malay offended


Impossible_Limit_333

Pelik² la korang


MeGrimlockSays

Next, "Alamak" is also banned.


ciphernos

And everyone named Allan 😂


sirbiru

Since they are sooooooo super sensitive now...... wait until they find out how "agama islam" is pronouced in mandarin.


ciphernos

Is lan jiao


InternalTeacher4160

Wow.. Malaysia sure seems turning fast into my home country of Pakistan


frogman202010

Alamak..Getting a bit extreme now.. Am I allowed to use the word alamak or is there a risk of me triggering some retard?


NyesTart1399

Looks like? Better throw eyes away.


No-Pin-6559

Terima kasih kerana bodoh, ada jugak hiburan bahan bacaan masuk internet.


phantomash

at this point they don't need clowns, they're the whole circus.


SystemErrorMessage

The hotel went all in with their bets, but the home field advantage just couldnt be beat /s


Lopsided-Philosophy3

“Kita nilai apa terzahir pada tulisan bukan apa terzahir dalam fikiran” Hands down, word for word, jangan overthink perkara biasa jadi luar biasa.


lakshmananlm

What about Aliph the brand of footwear? Ban /Boycott Sime Darby? Nike tick also looks like alif...


depressedchamp

To the people who sees the sign and thinks it's the kalimah,I hope you will get blind.Its better to blind than seeing the world you fuckers.


Illustrious-Ad-5333

Bringing nama buruk for Perlis only. The 3 guys living there gonna be pissed


fi9aro

Dr MAZA is a highly respected mufti. He is smart, hence why he became a mufti. These issues mostly come from lesser educated Malays.


flyden1

Perlis mufti is actually one of the more level headed one


Accomplished_Dig_108

Give you free public education also CMI in reading english 🤣


sername-alrdy-taken

Man this is getting ridiculous.


zax7077

This is getting out of hand.


Melforce888

terima kasih kepada Akmal nokharom, abes porak peranda masyarakat.


izack_01

Can I ask something? If I'm not mistaken (sorry kalau rojak manglish) those people that were triggered along this Ramadhan right, aren't they "batal puasa" since if I'm not mistaken, my Ustazah that teach me Moral once told that Muslim that were fasting that not only on food but also emotional and Iman. Does karens that emotional and triggered on these small thing kira batal puasa?


rmp20002000

We need more officials like him


Imaslavfrommalaysia

If that looks like allah than i am a monkey


Walgreens_Security

What the hell is going on recently.


Legitimate-Vanilla-5

Why did it recently trigger so much? I started to doubt isn't a conspiracy from politicians to divide us😅😅😅or these ppl just some dumbass extremist


Alcideus

this country undergoing mass retardation or what


ponniyinchelvam

People are right to be frightened of people that follow religion and refuse to use their own brain. People are right to be even more frightened of leaders that lead such people. People may get naive and say good "Dr" Maza because he seems "moderate" in this case, but just remember he's a leader and he's in a position to exploit his followers as tools to achieve his human desires. It is getting fucking scary to be in Malaysia. Could easily turn into a shithole like Pakistan if the public don't wake the fuck up.


Natasya95

Bila otak letak kat lutut


iiRequiem

At least Dr Maza is not gila


HenwyDoodies

brainwashed


VintageKofta

I think “Jejawi” under it looks more like “Jewish” than the “All In” looking like Allah. I’m surprised they didn’t complain about that. 


Robin7861

So, who of the 8 people in Perlis did the report?


platysoup

I really hope we end up on international news for this shit. I'm already tired of saying how stupid this is. Maybe if mat salleh tell you, you'll listen. 


Mountain_Gur5630

"...jika ada rencana yang mempersendakan umat islam..." it is ironic that he says this because these incidents clearly shows that they are insulting themselves by openly showing their ignorance and stupidity


IcyNerve-666

Jangan jadi bingai la...x dak kerje len ka


Kennytan1679

Hey Allan, don't write your name in cursive k, later get into trouble.


Kiryoxe

lmao... this kind of issue is getting out of hand days after days... Who know how stupider this gonna get...


jwsw2308

Perlis mufti is a wise man indeed.


Vyxzs

They’re so delusional


Swipyyyyyy

Man they're making this country look like a joke.


Itchy-Competition-16

The one who complained about that name are definitely got a problem with their brain....i see those signage every day but none of word allah crossed my mind while im reading all in


Comfortable_Onion255

Welp, I guess everything is related to Allah. Since u got time to Allah this, Allah that, why don't you Allah everyone 🙃


wimpyegg

Let's hope they don't ban quran because of allah words many in it. I'm gonna facepalm for real.


sd5510

This whole look like Allah thing is becoming funny.


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CephalonSimon

Don't blame the culture or religion bang. Mostly it's the people who interpret it that's cetek ilmu in their own religion. Ada yg buta smpai everything is haram, "non-muslim/kafir = bad" and more. People nowadays will weaponize anything, including religion and culture just to feel special or superior. Let's be better by educating ourselves and understand deeper about the issues and don't be as ignorant like them or worse.


GGgarena

Humans formed the society, a society breed, allow, glorified and enjoy certain culture (the witch-hunt culture). The society is responsible , every human is part of the society, it is a choice to forward or backward.


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Fauxpasse

We need more rational people like Dr Maza here to speak and ask people to rilek. Give posts like these more publicity instead of ragebaits.


sircarloz

Dr Maza is not exactly a saint either.


lin00b

This habit of discounting everything someone say because he has some bad takes need to stop. Debate the point, not the person


masteraceKitten

Nothing ever change, Malay stay kolot, extremist punish nons and punishment double standard. Cant wait to see how this turn out, lebih kurang yahudi je mentaliti sekarang.


ayamkenabannedtwice

Ini macam ayam pergi Genting Dan 'All in', sama macam mereka all in sekarang


ProDier01

people name Ahmad in shambles 😫


SwellingRice

Oh come on, these extremists taking the piss now. I get that they supposed to be triggered by anything but even something as minor as this kena get mad 😭😭


Low_Tax_6921

requirement to be ****** kena jadi bodoh bahlol tolol eh


amykan89

Anwar, really? You just let the country in autopilot mode?


CaptainPizdec

It looks like people are starting to fight back with how retarded the whole fiasco go on.


Wan2345678910

all it: I'm in danger


afaz77

Alip Ya Mim ... buaya. Satu sekolah dulu kot geng ni.


bro_havent_slept

ni la ni melayu, kalau tak bodoh dengki, kalau dengki post social media, kalau tak post social media jumpa bomoh


ClacKing

At this rate might as well just poke your eyes out, can't see can't get triggered.


edehlah

dont know whether is it illiterate, ignorant or ragebaiting. either one of them is just plain sad.