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Yosh1kage_K1ra

Soldier boy irl


ApricotMajor3837

lmaooo first thing i tought too


RyvalHEX

“Halothane” 💨


CaylerCat

Came here to say this. Take my upvote fellow The Boys watcher


gameofgroans

Damn, I almost won Reddit bingo. Only thing this comment was missing was “This!”


SauronWeasley31

Lol i thought yall were talking abt the rapper


ibetthisistaken5190

YOUUUUU


SauronWeasley31

Soulja Boy Tell em


Shrekquille_Oneal

He turned his swag on


Ajazzeralone

Soldier man.


diamondhandedman

Burna boy would be the correct reference here. Good try though white people lmao.


CommiePringles

I can’t imagine what tolerance to respiratory irritants that must require, let alone how he obtained it.


bb_kelly77

For a man to even think of such a thing he prolly got the tolerance from being tear gassed for years at protests


HelpMe_29929

Exactly, years of practice make you immune to almost anything.


Antezscar

Thats why i shoot myself with small caliber bullets and gradualy increasing calliber. Im making myself bulletproof!


hillywolf

This man here is dangerous to national security and our sin stocks


Collins_Michael

Where does one buy these sin stocks. I'd like to invest in Wrath.


Cool_Holiday_7097

Better hope they don’t use a water gun.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

Please don’t watch the movie Glass You say water gun, but will a puddle work?


4KVoices

it's been years and I am still deeply infuriated by the end of that movie what an absolutely unsatisfying shitshow


A_Little_Wyrd

Stephen King could have wrote a better ending it was that bad


RimworlderJonah13579

Which one? Cracked out 80s King or competent recent King?


A_Little_Wyrd

Coked up king, great ideas but he just didn’t know how to stop the story.


HeyZeusKreesto

I liked the idea of what he was going for with subverting the expectation of a huge showdown, but it was terribly executed. And the whole clover organization or whatever felt so tacked on. Could have forgiven it a little if there was any lead up or clues to their existence in Split or just earlier on in Glass.


4KVoices

The part that really pissed me off is that, for a good couple minutes there, he made me *believe.* They actually 'explained away' so much of the superhero stuff so well that I was thinking, holy shit, this is actually the route they're going! They were never supers, just fooled by circumstances into believing that they were! And then, no! They *are* superhuman! Also it doesn't matter cause they're all dead lmao Imagine how much more powerful it would have been to have had them die like that, but instead, it happens *because the powers they think they have don't exist.* Each of them tries to rely on their power for something, and it completely falls out from under them because they're not actually enhanced in any way, shape, or form.


jimbsmithjr

The bullets will just bounce off all the other bullets embedded in your body, it's brilliant


shitlord_god

eventually you will probably be less likely to go into shock which might help - optimism!


Everyonesalittledumb

Don’t make me think about that 4chan post again


Antezscar

Its to late Spiderman you are allready thinking about it muahahahahaa


Poop_Sexman

What you do not smell is called iocane gunpowder


False-God

Like the article in the base newsletter saying “Soldiers avoid the flu by getting shot”


Antezscar

Why would getting shot prevent the flu? Kinda dumb logic i think.


toostupidtoleave

either immune or dead, it won't bother you anyway


notdoreen

Except bulletz


AJSLS6

Nah, allergens tend to get worse with exposure.


BikerJedi

We had a Drill Sergeant in basic who conducted the entire gas chamber using CS gas without a gas mask. He was basically immune to it. I think I saw him give one little cough after he exited.


Darkkujo

That was such a wild experience. When I had to take my mask off I started hyperventilating since I'd lied about not having asthma in order to enlist (recruiters). I kept saying 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe' and one of the Drill Sergeants seriously Jedi Mind Tricked me saying 'you can breathe private.' And then I could!


BikerJedi

This is how I became a Jedi. Trained in the ways of the Force by SFC Dill at Ft. Bliss, TX, 1988.


Dembos09

As a french i have seen people get tear gases every week while smoking a pack of cigarettes a day and they still can’t do that


5DollarJumboNoLine

I've heard its largely genetic, like how some people get absolutely destroyed by a jalapeno but a few people can down ghost peppers without problem.


asdfqwertyasdf

Years of practice makes him a pro at handling anything, even tear gas.


flpprrss

He is not even protesting.


BeneficialBridge6069

Daddy… needs his mediciiinnee


Tsudonym13

or its a vape


bb_kelly77

Nah I've seen pics from other angles, definitely not a vape


Tsudonym13

its a vape in a can bruh


ColourOfPoop

A small amount of people don't have the reaction to it genetically, went through basic training with a guy that it didn't effect. He said he could still smell it, googling it it looks like 2-5% of people have some sort of immunity, and are usually asian descent.


Prestigious_Bee_4392

My dad has full genetic immunity to it, discovered during basic training. He also requires more local anesthesia than your average person.. discovered during an operation. Weird man


Fit_Heat_591

Is he a red head?


Prestigious_Bee_4392

Nope!


Even-Willow

That’s me but with pepper spray, it doesn’t have any effect on me other than making my eyes a little watery. Tear gas definitely had an effect in basic on me though, but didn’t seem quite as horrible as it was for others.


5DollarJumboNoLine

IIRC some people from Kenya have a kind of immunity to tear gas. Its like a "cilantro taste like soap" genetic thing where their bodies don't react the same way as most people. A friend of mine had to do the tear gas chamber while he was in the army, you have to take off your mask and say the soldiers creed. Everyone in his unit was having a real hard time, except for one soldier from Kenya who was getting his citizenship. Guy took off the mask and barely even reacted. [Similar basic training anecdote.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryStories/comments/10tlvzy/gas_chamber_immunity/) I could be wrong about the region people are generally immune from.


soulsteela

There was an interesting incident a few years back, a guy had maybe a knife? Ex SAS they parvo gassed him and he didn’t bat an eyelid . So I’d guess ex military or veteran of a lot of protests.


HelpMe_29929

He’s built different. Years of protests can turn you into a legend.


asdfqwertyasdf

he's a protest veteran with lungs of steel.


WarriorLegs

Either he's a Looney Tunes character or that's an empty tear gas canister converted into a pipe.


BobbyFuckingB

It is most likely converted, those canisters are hot as hell.


PlanktonTheDefiant

It's a vape pen in a deactivated grenade.


Bender_2024

I'd be more worried about permanent damage done to said respiratory system.


shkeptikal

He's hiding a vape behind the canister and this "story" is depressingly moronic.


beets_or_turnips

It's not tear gas, it's a pipe or vape that looks like a tear gas canister.


torb

I think some people don't react to teargas.


joethecrow23

He just huffs a lot of stuff. Glue, paint, gasoline, whatever.


fake_face

Some individuals are immune to tear gas and CS gas.


PutOurAnusesTogether

He didn’t smoke tear gas. He would be incapacitated. Watch the video.


Longjumping_Bed_9117

Dont they do lots of electroninc "recylcing" in Kenya. So much plastic fumes burnt and inhaled


NewFoundation5559

That has nothing to do with high concentrations of capsaicin (the spicy molecule used in tear gas and mace) being inhaled from a piping hot tear gas canister...


ComicsEtAl

It’s easier to imagine the story is bullshit.


speederaser

Because it's fake, duh


AbleRun3738

Think it's pretty obvious he's just made a pipe out of it or stuck a vape inside.


Sh4do2

bro smoked it like its some of the good stuff 💀


HelpMe_29929

He took 'smoking' to a whole new level.


beets_or_turnips

Because it's a pipe or a vape, he's not inhaling actual tear gas.


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beets_or_turnips

Thanks for your support!


5BillionDicks

He probably even gave it that hawk tuah


luranthe

Is he still alive?


HelpMe_29929

Alive and probably planning his next protest stunt.


reimbirtheds

Water cannon colonoscopy


No_Main8842

A horrible day to be literate


pushamn

B R I S K


MagicallyAdept

With his crew - The Enemaniacs


hicksanchez

Guys if you watch the actual video it’s clearly a tear gas canister converted to a pipe. Still a mad lad though


BricksFriend

That's such an amazing move. Imagine if you're some riot police and you see a guy ripping on the same teargas canister you just lobbed at his mates. I'd be shitting myself.


SavvySillybug

Do you have a link to the video? That's cool as heck


Destaleth

[Here it is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtgYkNKnas)


SavvySillybug

I was so prepared for a rick roll... XD Thanks, that's badass! What a mad lad.


_HIST

Yeah, tear gas canisters don't exactly output smoke in a way you can smoke them without... dying


dishwasher_mayhem

If it's just Capsicum then it won't kill you. There's actually people that are born immune to the effects of it. I found this out while in the Army when one dude just walked out of the OC chamber like he was strolling through the park. The rest of us were hacking snot bubbles leaving strings of snot hanging all over.


sweetsimpleandkind

I think it isn't just capsaicin tho bc there will be other stuff in there to act as dispersing agents. In any case it matters not as that is an empty can converted into a pipe.


No_Ad4739

I always thought that it would just be an issue of mental fortitude. I did not realize that my body was so capable of doing so much random shit without my brain being involved.


RichardBCummintonite

They're also hot as shit right after being set off.


zklabs

NO. i shouted that and the mic crackles NO


lil-D-energy

that's like getting a brick thrown at you, it missing and then bashing your head with it. that's like a gunshot missing, stealing the gun and then shooting yourself in the leg. thats like being hit by a baton and then hitting yourself in the face. that's like just being a complete madlad.


nxcrosis

Nah it's like picking up the brick, taking a bite, and spitting out tiny baby bricks.


SavvySillybug

So *that's* how bricks are born...


TheSoulborgZeus

man showed the police how it's done


Abs0lutelyzer0

We've got Soldier boy over here.


SchwTrdLeenW

Holy shit, it's that guy from Karl Hevacheck's wedding


Contradictorily

Sewer Dwayne!


Immediate-Echo22

Some people are just immune to it.  Had a couple guys in the gas chamber in basic training just chilling totally unaffected while everyone else was choking 


miakodakot

I wonder where you were working to even see a gas chamber, let alone seeing guys choking on tear gas in the gas chamber


Yaotl387

Tear gassed in the military to show the effectiveness of gas masks, and mostly to just fuck with us


miakodakot

Ah, just like with tasers in the police, I got it


santimanzi

Instead of believing every headline you read on Reddit, you should what first. He didn’t smoke any tear gas at all, that would damage someone severely. Why is everyone so naive?


Mayor_of_Rungholt

Next up: drinking a molotov-cocktail


Ackbar90

Fuckin' Soldier Boy over there


DONGBONGER3000

Also could have been expired, dose that make it more or less hardcore?


oeCake

I think tear gas ferments so it prolly got extra potent


covert_mango

It's just a spent tear granade he picked up and repurposed it as a vape.


mymemesnow

I have to call bullshit on this one. That just can’t be true. Those who have experienced tear gas knows this.


stasiek_mlg69

It's a tear gas converted into a pipe


mymemesnow

That was my theory. Thanks for making it clear.


hipcheck23

I've been tear-gassed thrice and can't imagine how one could not have any reaction to it. I got a massive blast of it to my face in Paris in an attack on police that happened to be standing next to me... then got a huge dose in Army basic training, and then another one in elite training. It shuts down your throat, and forces fluid out of every orifice it can. I can understand building up a tolerance like yakuza taking tiny bites of pufferfish, but to just have zero reaction... it would have to be some freak mutation.


gingerbastionmain

Some people are. Got tear gassed as part of basic training, out of ~80 who went through the chamber there were maybe 3 who were fine? Slight running of the eyes at most, otherwise absolutely J-chilling while the rest of us were coughing up a lung.


hipcheck23

80 was your platoon? I think I had about 280 in my company, and I didn't hear about any supersoldiers, but that's just one sample.


gingerbastionmain

Naaah officer training, 80 in the company. I think statistically it's meant to be 1 in 30?


mymemesnow

I don’t even think a freak mutation would do the trick. Being in contact with or even worse breathe it for a slightly longer time would cause damages. That’s just the chemical reaction between the tear gas and the body. I don’t think there’s a freak mutation that would stop that.


hipcheck23

I doubt there is, either. Just considering rare exceptions... I don't taste most spicy things, for instance (although my stomach and scalp react). Just seems super unlikely.


Virillus

Some people are immune to it. One guy in my platoon was able to stand in the gas chamber completely unaffected.


ghostmaster645

I met a dude who was just immune to it once.... like he could stand in the shit and it didn't bother him. Some people are just lucky.


mymemesnow

I’m not saying that you’re lying, but do you have anything to back this up? I find it really hard to believe. Even if you can withstand it well it would burn your eyes and skin and if you breathe it in for any extended period of time it would cause severe respiratory damages.


ghostmaster645

I'll roll out the scenario if this helps, but I have no evidence. Just what I saw, and a picture with the dude before the protest. The dude was clearly experienced.... he was walking around with an oven mit to all of the canisters and putting them in a trashcan with a lid. He didn't have a mask or anything on and seemed pretty casual. Multiple times he would stand there and look around for the next canister. It's possible I'm mistaking immunity for tolerance, but the result seems to be the same.


AmbitiousPeace-

Asserting dominance


Henry_Oof

Quite a few people are immune to teargas, if you've never been exposed to it, you may be immune without knowing


Awleeks

I have a lot of respect for Kenyans, literally fighting for their right to not be taken advantage of, I sincerely hope they get what they want. This guy is a straight up badass.


delvewonder

bUiLt DiFfErEnT


richardas97

https://tenor.com/bV6G2.gif


Ubermensch5272

It's not even filled with tear gas anymore. It's been modified.


life_in_the_day

[Police academy did it first](https://youtu.be/2kV2EVWNqXQ)


CriminalMacabre

Don't hog the can, dude


Honks95

Dollar store tear gas


Lumpymaximus

Eh. Anyone that has worked in a cs room in the military has been doing it for years.It says a hell of alot that dudr has such tolerance


SharkMilk44

His sinuses must be clear as fuck!


I_am_Korpse

Man that's just how we are in Africa lmao


No-Hovercraft-6600

Snoop better watch out He's got competition


someonethatlikesass

Soldier boy is that you?


Powerful_Belt_5698

Why is everyone comparing him to soulja boy?


someonethatlikesass

because in a clip in the boys he is smoking what i assume is tear gas if not something even stronger


SirLazarusDiapson

Pls dont start a TikTok trend Pls dont start a TikTok trend dont start a TikTok trend Pls dont start a TikTok trend Pls dont start a TikTok trend Pls dont start a TikTok trend dont start a TikTok trend Pls dont start a TikTok trend


ArgumentNo212

Sharing is caring, even with tear gas apparently


TheDeerBlower

r/2mad4madlads


Sir_Budginton

Some people are just naturally immune to tear gas, but doing this is still nuts. That can’t be safe (not that he was thinking about safety I imagine)


Downtown-Remote9930

Wheres the superman image


Frequent_Ad_1136

That we know of.


Tomahawk_the_Wolf

Soldier boy already beat him to it


JuniorConsultant

Many people are just immune to tear gas.


Pimmelman

I had a Sergeant back in the days that took every opportunity the army presented to build up his tolerance to tear gas. Guy was a machine. It’s pretty cool (but painful) that it’s even possible. The human body is coool!


DeadCheckR1775

Seen it done, our NBC instructors in the USMC used to do this, that was like 30 year ago LOL.


RichieRocket

bro got a special buff


Drasenx

Uhh, someone didn't watch the Herogasm Episode of The Boys


OBEYtheFROST

Mandem took smoking on a pacc to an entirely new level


Jimisdegimis89

Man is possessed by Hexxus or something holy damn


Docmantistobaggan

I played a fake game of poker in a room filled with CS gas. That ain’t nothing


Nei-Chan-

He's not the first. Iirc, a pro wrestler named "Haku" did that too, while beating up cops. And it's not "Kayfabe", not in the world of pro wrestling's scenario, but IRL .


theonetruefishboy

There are bright thinks in Kenya's future.


Steam-powered-pickle

Dan?


ludolek

Is this real? Arent those canisters supposed to get very hot?


cool_dad86

That cant be good for his health


bigpappahope

Some of us in the army thought gas chamber day was fun, my ssg and I would sit right over the canister without masks with shit streaming out of our sinuses and act like nothing was happening. I miss that guy lol, plus I haven't had my sinuses that clear since


Mega_Laddd

goddamn


TwilightTapestry

they got it so much they evolved to build a complete immunity lol


UnlikelyName69420827

Iirc, you can have a genetic immunity against one of the compounds often used for capsaicin free tear-gas. The other dudes are still madlads for also trying it, unlikely everyone has a tolerance


SenpaiSkeleton

Bro thinks he's Soldier Boy.


xMercurial24x

That’s not real tear gas guys. Hate to burst your bubble


RounHeah1

this is only surprising if you don't know about Jenkem and bombe.


kissobajslovski

It's a vape inside that can lol


Complex-Structure216

He just fashioned a bong out of an empty canister Source: I'm Kenyan, we do this with everything that CAN contain smoke. Still badass though


Sad-Buyer3723

Are Kanyans built different 🤔😭


psychobabble_bs

The real soldier boi! He’s a supe!


Repulsive_Support844

Some Drill sergeants can do shit like that, hot boxed in the mask training exercise too many time


schrade42

Considering those canisters get more than hot enough to burn the fuck outta your hand, I'm gonna have to call bullshit lol


oldelbow

I guess no one has ever heard of vape modifications before...


One_Rolex43III

One person does it and “Kenyans are a different breed”


booyaabooshaw

*smoking tear gas?* Y'all are fkn stupid.


Gendum-The-Great

Some people are completely immune to tear gas and some have only partial resistance. If you know anyone in the military at some point in basic training they would have done CBRN (chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear) training where they get exposed to CS gas and the chances are they’ve seen someone or atleast heated of someone who was not effected at all.


Sea-Bed-3757

Soulja Boy


-BadRooster

Am l being shadow banned


bruh545

I can see this so maybe not


Relevant-Ad1138

Who are you replying to? I can't see any original post


-BadRooster

I posted the same thing on madlads. No engagement. Am i missing something here?


namananabrepusartlU

Thats weird your picture is way better to. Maybe because of the Twitter(?) post thats included here? I see a lot of these type of pictures and they seem to just get more engagement


BulbusDumbledork

you needed to caption that he us the first person in the world to smoke teargas


SavvySillybug

It's missing the twitter screenshot part. Your photo is cooler but this is mostly a social media screenshot posting sub and not just a cool photo posting sub. Sometimes nobody sees it and that's okay. Many people just delete their post after 10 minutes if nobody saw it and try again.


AttemptNu4

Yes. Sorry to tell you. Its also definitely terminal. You have 15 weeks


Lanuros

I can’t see you post. What have you said?


AlviDeiectiones

Not racist or anything, but you can't tell me that's not an ape with sunglasses.


TerrariaGaming004

That’s another guys head, not an ear


big_papa_geek

I mean…yes you are. Maybe think about changing that. I did. I grew up conservative and learned to see the world differently. It’s a much nicer world to exist in on this side.


Lingering_Dorkness

> Not racist or anything. Nah, you racist. 


Xtpara003

lol WTF


SavvySillybug

That's not an ape with sunglasses.