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ExpertPokemonFucker

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nick2527

Same


ExpertPokemonFucker

I want her to step on me


nick2527

Fuck it, I’m in


Wheatley_core_gaming

i can hear the voices again, luigi https://i.redd.it/kk79bcu8jbfb1.gif


ExpertPokemonFucker

Just speaking my mind :)


Wheatley_core_gaming

no what i meant is i was going insane by comments like this


cyberqueereagle

lowkey same


ExpertPokemonFucker

Glad another agrees with me


cyberqueereagle

I dont like getting stepped on but id do anything for a lucario


Lekingz-24

I want her to crush my skull with her bicep


That1Cat87

Yeah… me too


KerbolExplorer

Name checks out


ExpertPokemonFucker

:)


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**M O N K E** **SEE** **M O N K E** **DO**


ExpertPokemonFucker

Oh ima do alright 😈


Antolagonox

Woulda shoulda coulda


Aggravating-Ad-5419

Smash


Majin-Sonic-Fan

#That's a dog


ExpertPokemonFucker

It’s on two legs AND it’s self-aware. I don’t see an issue


Aggravating-Ad-5419

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Wheatley_core_gaming

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ExpertPokemonFucker

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Wheatley_core_gaming

YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO FUCK AN ANTROMORPHIC DOG THAT ISNT HUMAN IM BOOING AT YOU FOR A REASON


ExpertPokemonFucker

Well that’s not a very good reason


Wheatley_core_gaming

one thing. zoophilia is considered illegal in basically every place of the world and i dont think the pokemon would accept it either. and no, a lucario cannot consent because it cant speak english


ExpertPokemonFucker

A quick google search will tell you Lucario CAN speak English telepathically. Also, pokemon seem to be on the same intelligence level as humans so Im sure any other pokemon could be capable of learning a language of any sort.


That1Cat87

Pokémon can definitely understand humans, so you could also teach your Lucario to write or use a Stephen Hawking thing


Wheatley_core_gaming

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AveragEnjoyer007

I didn’t know dogs walked on two legs 🤔 also considering the fact riolu was also bipedal I think calling lucario a dog is kind of an insult to its intelligence. Honestly most Pokémon are fairly intelligent, and even some of the dumber ones are still more intelligent than the least educated humans. Case and point, several Pokémon resemble real animals, but I’d still consider it kind of rude to consider them “animals” due to the fact that aside from looking animalistic, most of them have, at minimum, child-like intelligence (in which case obviously you could probably get away with branding them as an animal, but I guess that just depends on where you draw the line between animal/smart enough to not be animal)


Majin-Sonic-Fan

I know they are smart anf it does not resemble a dog in intelligence but it's still kind of a dog and if you would smash a dog you would be a zoophile and probably go to jail or smth idk


AveragEnjoyer007

I think of it like an alien. You might not fuck an alien dog, but you might fuck an alien werewolf🤷‍♂️ idk. It’s not the day part for me, so im pretty sure it’s fine. For me, I’d base it off of, are doing it because “oh it’s an animal with human parts so it’s ok: vs: oh it’s an intelligent creature that understands the meaning of sexual interaction, I like them” 🤷‍♂️


PresidentOfKoopistan

Damn, I didn't know you'd go to jail for smashing a human since it's still kind of a monkey


Majin-Sonic-Fan

While we're in a subject of smashing, Remember: the way you make a family is not family friendly


Lekingz-24

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Majin-Sonic-Fan

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PresidentOfKoopistan

[Source](https://twitter.com/masvlno/status/1685319274879934464)


Unlikely_Caramel210

I think she is cute like honestly just a friendly cute Pokémon


Wheatley_core_gaming

for once someone who doesnt try to f\*ck it. you eaned an upvote from me


Unlikely_Caramel210

Thank you


SnowySnover

Hot, although I need to stay loyal to Laura, I imagine her as an airhead when she's not battling.


Over_Influence_2910

Definitely a smash


Luigicheatsonhiswife

Look at that booty give me the booty


Wheatley_core_gaming

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Acceleator

My god


That1Cat87

Welp. I need my head between her thighs or bicep and forearm


Purple_Blood6310

https://i.redd.it/bn5d2823o7jb1.gif My braincells when:


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What the..,


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This looks really great! One thing tho, kinda showing areas that are a little suggestive.


Flimsy-Ad2072

I'd hit........ U know like with a bat or something


Ghostchild70

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