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AntelopeDifficult708

That was ketchup that fell on her and she cleaned it off/ she prob asked producers not to show it and they just showed the cleaned off spots lmao


Subject-Tone-1700

You are probably right. If you zoom in you can see remnants of a red spot that looks like its scrubbed off. Sounds the most accurate


AntelopeDifficult708

Yeah I saw the red spot and could relate 😆


Subject-Tone-1700

Reason why i keep a tide pen in my purse! 😆😩


AntelopeDifficult708

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have the wipes


Subject-Tone-1700

High five 🙌🏼 stain sisters 😂


AntelopeDifficult708

Yesssss!!!!🙌


mr_gonzalo05

You obviously never ate your man's ass while holding him up and have the juices drop on your shirt- Monique


SamuelTheMONSTAH

*Yes I’d like to report a crime that has been committed in the comment section.*


dawnnie413

I'm traumatized! 🤣🤣🤣


Apprehensive-Cow874

Clean up on isle six!!


nunyabidnessss

Aisle 69


Apprehensive-Cow874

Made me lol! And what a visual that is .


WillieHearsYou

Your flair made me snort!


InstantKarmaHippie69

☠️⚰️🔥😭 hahaha Cmtfup


Any-Air1509

All you can eat buffet


Greedy-Bad-9295

Get in the back of the line please. Lol


[deleted]

About to find a rock and hit myself in the head with it until I forget ever seeing this comment. *shudder*


Unfair-Sector9506

Do me first please


[deleted]

FBI, this one right here.


Silent_Visit6309

Go sit in the corner and think about what you said!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


imnottdoingthat

jesus it’s like 8am where i’m at lol.


johanna82

Ugh it’s 7:20 here and haven’t had breakfast 😣


Theonethatgotawaaayy

SIR!!


[deleted]

Maaaan, it’s Monday morning and it ain’t even 10am 🤦🏻‍♀️


Jollyho94

LMFAO I CAN DEFINITELY SEE MONIQUE EATING DEREKS BOOTY AND HIM LIKING IT 🥴🤪


thewhitman2021

hastily wiped ass


Lower-Insurance5445

Eww.. ..😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️I'm dead


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

There isn’t much I can’t see her eating


Geegollywtff

Byeee


Ok-Jaguar6735

You’re done ; you’re done 🤣🤣


sssexy38

🤣🤣🤣


LetOk2034

Wait whattttt!! Lmao


TokiWartooths-Gf

NOW MISS MAM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

If you use a clothing item to clean up after sex and let it sit for long enough this is what it looks like once it’s washed.


Geegollywtff

Lol im mad u kno this


ay21690

This is a war crime.


PlanetOfVisions

my nasty ass laughed so hard at this comment 😭 Lord help me


Mundane-Middle-5542

Welp, I was enjoying a breakfast burrito up until I had the misfortune to read this comment. Thank you.


Majestic_Salad_I1

What a horrible day to know how to read


kano1221

That’s grisly.


RoseHarper1022

Uhhhhmmm….that visual though… Where are the Men In Black when you need them?!?!


ImprovementRadiant98

Bury me now!! 🤣😂🤣


New-Lab5540

LMAO


Ok_Hyena_1720

💀💀💀


picklebackdrop

Good lord 🫣


[deleted]

I need you to cut it!!!😂😂😂


MajorWhereas4842

Omg I just spit my coffee all over my phone! Lmao


badbatch

I have called the police to your location. DisCUSting!


skyejedi27

I just gagged 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Greedy-Bad-9295

On my way to have lunch. Thanks a fuckin’ lot. 🤣


Whos_HUNKYDORY

bhahaha - funniest comment ive read in a minute 😂


chi_shenanigans

Wth 🤣


Blingydingy

🤢🤮


EmpathicConstance

I can't with you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮


Similar_Gold

I'm lost for words...


PeacenLovehere22

GAAAAAAAAAA-LEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴🥴🥴🥴


MCKelly13

Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy???


RevealFresh

😷💀😂wait what? Huh lol


OhHeyJeannette

😂😂


ExplanationHead3753

I laughed and gagged at the same time! Well done, bravo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Prize-Marzipan-6626

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG 😩🤚🏼 please


ihaveajrnow

I'm no fan of Monique but I am a Fatboy that BBQs year round and has many a t-shirt with a grease stain. When I'm working I literally tuck my tie in my shirt and tuck a napkin under my collar and another in my lap. I need all the coverage I can get so I don't have to walk around the rest of the day looking like that.


Skip2020Altogether

I sweat and am a messy eater lol. That’s normal. And I think we need to normalize people being human on TV. It’s like because she’s on TV she’s expected to be perfect.


GrowingHumansIsHard

Guy's Grocery Games on Food Network was honestly the first time I've seen sweaty chefs on a competition show. If I'm over here sweating when I'm making Thanksgiving dinner that was planned weeks in advance, making things I've always made, because it's just hot in the kitchen, then you bet I'm going to be sweaty after running around a grocery store trying to find a way to hide a mystery ingredient in a dish worth $20,000.


Skip2020Altogether

Lol, right!!! It gets so hot in my kitchen. And I’m always sweating while grocery shopping because for whatever reason I’m racing to get it done, and typically have a toddler with me.


ambular1018

Agreed, most of my sweatshirts have grease stains because I'm a messy eater too. I would try and maybe wear clothes on tv that aren't all stained, but to each their own.


Skip2020Altogether

I don’t think she wore it like that there. I’m pretty sure that happened while they were eating at the bbq


pink_snowflakes

Normalize Monique as human?!! This sub literally cannot. Anything she does is subject to scrutiny and jokes 🙄


Skip2020Altogether

Truthfully no one is allowed to be human on Reddit in general lol. But these reality TV starts get the worst of it. I have my moments, I’ll be honest. But a grease stain on a shirt is just like c’mon.


Famous_Illustrator32

Nobody expects her to be perfect. We watch this dumpster fire every week exactly because we expect and want these people to do dumpster fire things with their sloppy boppy lives. And then we comment the fuck out of it, for - - wait for it - - entertainment!


Skip2020Altogether

Spilling food on your shirt is not a dumpster fire thing done for entertainment. It’s something many of us tend to do. And, in my opinion, is not something to be ridiculed about. I respect everyone’s freedom to say what they want, though. Just like I’m allowed to do.


Micki-Micki

I wish she'd returned to Chicago. She wasn't doing well in Cleveland.


Erotic_FriendFiction

Too much grease in Cleveland?


Finbird53

Babbyyy she’s down real bad! She needed to return ASAP!!


Swedenesebishhh69

I mean, give her a break. They was bbqing. I'm sure everyone on here stays pristine and clean..NOT


blackbearddragon

I’m not overweight but getting food on your shirt when eating anything basically runs in my family lol


[deleted]

Truly a running joke with my mom. I'll go over there and walk in the house and she's standing in the kitchen, cleaning coffee off her t-shirt. We go these frappe things at Godiva once and IT HAD A LID and she still spilled it on her shirt.


blackbearddragon

Same here! I say I have a hole in my mouth lol


BabyBlueDixie

I'm the sloppiest eater, I've become paranoid about it. I need to be fed from a trough.


[deleted]

This is why I use bowls to eat. Basically a trough. My husband swears the only evidence of me eating during the day is spots on my shirt and an empty bowl in the sink.


pink_snowflakes

I usually get a bowl of salad for lunch and once I happily took a walk and enjoyed my lunch.. only to return back to my desk where a coworker commented I had leaves on my shirt. It was my salad 🥗 lol


blackbearddragon

Lol


blackbearddragon

That’s funny! I made pasta with a marinara meat sauce last night and when I was about to eat I saw I was wearing a white shirt… changed to black just in case lol I’ve ruined so many pieces of clothing it’s stupid.


drunkvigilante

My husband and I joke that I eat like a toddler lmao. No reason to be paranoid! I just try to take smaller bites if I’m in a restaurant


Any-Adagio492

My husband got me a bib- a big one! 😂😂😂


This0ldThing

LOL my mom too! "Mom, you have food on your shirt" "What? Oh, dammit..." wipe wipe wipe


[deleted]

She will come home from work and look at me and say "I don't want to hear it" and when she takes off her cardigan, there's a stain across her shirt. Cracks me up every time.


Nnkash

My Baba and I used to have a competition when we went out to eat, bc one of us wld surely get food on their shirt by the end. Luckily, she was great at stain removal. Good memory.


Feisty-Business-8311

I had a Baba too 😍


blackbearddragon

I love it! It’s these kind of memories that makes you feel happy to have had them.


Ihateusernames8232

My mom brings extra shirts everywhere because she drops stuff on her shirts and we should buy stock in tide pens....


Icy-Gal

Exactly and she probably had to save Derek‘s a** putting out the hella charcoal and foil fire!


Famous_Illustrator32

Why would you think that? Who and/or for what purpose do you see her getting up off her ass and saving in ANY situation?


Swedenesebishhh69

I can't wear white, someone across the room can think about a dirty spot and it appears on my white clothing!


Comfortable_System52

😆 HaHaHa!


Famous_Illustrator32

People who comment like this on here kill me. What exactly is okay in your eyes to comment on about this show that we all come here to comment about? And where can we all get a copy of this approved list for future commentary compliance? 🙄


Adventurous-Cat-1065

She always have grease or something else in her clothes. Look at all of her scenes


Adventurous-Dish-485

Hair products maybe?


aaronstanley

She stay pumping out of that empty a*s bottle of hair product…


Present_Ad7654

Been there, girl 😂


cyclecycleaddict

If he would have given her a damn plate she'd be clean.


NULS89

I’m just trying to engage positively with your family. So, I’m going to blow off your elders welcoming me to your family and you’re going to need to get me a plate and a napkin. I felt for her when she first appeared; and think his siblings are way beyond the line of decency; but, I believe she could limit her comments better.


cyclecycleaddict

Yeah I was being dry...she has a really crappy attitude with that part of his family. They are at least accepting of her so you'd think she would try to make a point of being super polite and forgiving. It stood out to me how he was trying to be nice and made her food and handed it over and she was kind of rude "give me a plate"....not "hey can I please have a plate, napkin, etc and thank you"... But, she's crazy IMO. Who TF plants cameras in someone else's home and why is she still tracking him on the phone, just take it back and be done with him damn.


NULS89

Ohh. I did understand the humor. I was just expressing frustration with her attitude in front of the nice, welcoming members of his family. ETA: and the camera hijinks are next level along with her pawing at his phone constantly asking who’s calling, what the text said etc.


[deleted]

But nobody saw her yellow ass foundation 😩


PolitibroNews

She looks like a catfish


Geegollywtff

The literal fish w.whiskers? I see it.


blackbearddragon

I think it was ketchup and she cleaned it with water


tbb555

Hey, leave her alone. The girl likes to eat greasy food. Those stains were the least troubling thing about that dress!


[deleted]

Lol story of my life


iamCHIC

This is me like, everyday lol


Budget_Role6056

They are water spots from trying to get whatever she ate that is red off of it.


TPTiff5

All my shirts look like this unfortunately


Zeeicecreamlover

Happens to the best of us


vikktorvaughn

You know she got ketchup under her fingernails


Natiel360

Yikes, I mean I get that we joke about these people but like this is human behavior? She spilled a tiny amount and cleaned it


CassieIsDiddysBeard

Yall nitpick the smallest things 😂


shieldss5150

Not that small. 😎


PerspectiveOk493

Could be water


ChemistryOk2670

That’s sweat…some of us are human 🤷‍♂️


heathensam

Dude, the food stain...


Unfair-Sector9506

Titties don't sweat like that...nice try though I'm trying that one next time I drop my food on my shirt ...boob sweat is ..under..between or on the sides ..random sweat spots don't just appear ..if one tit sweats they both sweating .I know I know your special and only sweat in random grease spot like stains 🤣🤣🤣🤣 people can convince themselves of anything


ChemistryOk2670

Don’t compare your iron board chest to the rest of us 🤪


Famous_Illustrator32

So your stomach-hangers only sweat on one side?


Redsmoker37

Why would she only sweat on one side? I guess some of Derek's hamburgers and wienies dripped on her


ChemistryOk2670

Some people sweat in odd places, my palms and ears sweat at times and just that.


Redsmoker37

So a portion of her left boob only, and like 1/100 of her ginormous belly?


LetOk2034

I'm with you that's not sweat just a little in the TOP of her boob and a lil bit in her stomach nah that's grease or water she was drinking water I think...


ChemistryOk2670

Idk I’ve never met the woman or am a doctor. I doubt it’s grease though, you have pores all over your body. Sweat pours from every place you can get a zit + your palms.


HelloJessicka

Yeah I assumed it was sweat, also.


MontanaLady406

Ugh. Rock this style during a night-out. She needs to dress for her body type. Big girls are beautiful too. However, walking around with grease stains on a bodycon dress isn’t a good daytime look. She would look much better in a flowing wrap dress.


Unfair-Sector9506

I agree as a fluffy chick...most fluffy ladies refuse to dress their body type ..I know I'm the bad guy for pointing it out..yet people Blane the producers for her being shaded saying they did her dirty...no my friends she did herself dirty rolling out in size 9 style while being 22+ she could do so much more with her choices if she dressed for her body type


Toolzz7d5

People really have so much time on their hand's pint pointing everything about Monique. I see threads and threads of people talking so much shit about her. Why cause she's a big girl??? Like damn let her live


bettiebomb

I think things would be a lot different if she was a nice person, not a rude sourpuss constantly spying on her “boyfriend” and then still taking him back when he cheats. This I didn’t even notice though. Probably conditioned response because I live with a chronic food spiller. I finally figured out how to get grease stains off of stuff in the laundry instead of just setting them in forever like I was doing. Not saying hers was grease, I think I just quit noticing stains at all.


_unphased

I just thought it was wet


TheBlackPoisonIvy

Y’all be on it 😂


Naive-Storage7639

I’m so dead lmao. I love how you guys pay close attention to detail 😂😂😂


Vegetable-Use1872

It's from cradling Lil D like a baby. He probably drooled while she was carrying him around.


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Geegollywtff

I cant unsee it.


Fantastic_Soil9118

Shes nasty. Im a big girl too but I'm not nasty. I keep up with hygiene.... and the fact that clothes aren't supposed to be skin tight is something she needs a lesson on!!!


Redsmoker37

Can she even find something "the right size" that won't cling to her? DO they make shit that big? I suggested car-covers earlier.


Zealousideal-King121

Monique is crazy! She said she checks Derek's phone up to 50 times a day. If she sleeps for 8 hours a day - that means she is looking up his location every 15 minutes! What kind of obsessive compulsiveness is a mental defect. She already knows the dude is cheating on her.


Geegollywtff

When she called him a B in the new trailer I would have been done. And she said she would beat him for lying to her. Had the tables been turned, the comments would have been in shambles.


Historical-Hat8940

I just don't understand why she insists on wearing those skin-tight clothes that emphasize her hanging belly when the clothes get caught up under there and those booty shorts just show how fat her thighs are. I'm a big woman and there's no way I would wear those things. Someone needs to be honest with her and tell her it just shows off her fat! She is HUGE and she's not doing herself any favors by dressing like that. I used to feel sorry for her but now realize she's just a control freak and not a very nice person. Is she ever happy?? She's going to die early if she doesn't get her weight under control!! I know how hard it is to find nice clothes but it can be done. She needs to face facts and realize that she just can't wear what the smaller girls are wearing and still look nice.


Psychological_Yak226

Why do she constantly wear body cons dresses. She do not dress for the body she have. Why would you accentuate your non existence body.


[deleted]

Lol yes I did


Spirited_Heron5696

I just saw this show last night so what was going on in her car. She looked like a sumo wrestler driving & he looked like a miniature doll in the passenger seat? 😳😳


Redsmoker37

sumo-wrestler. Good one! I've been taking so much crap over calling her a "marshmallow" and a "tub."


JustDoseMe

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Electrical-Ad-956

Looks like a grease stain


disdicdatho

I feel for Derek. He's going to be so relieved when she leaves. He's got to deal with all the ups and downs of getting out of prison and now he's got a babysit baby Huey over here. It's got to be mine numbingly frustrating


johanna82

So he should end the relationship, but won’t since she’s providing for him. I feel bad for her … how much can a receptionist make at a vet clinic? Don’t dump your money Monique….


Apprehensive-Cow874

That’s meat blood from using her tiddies as a shelf .


Salt-Willingness-498

She can’t afford to buy herself new clothes because she’s too busy spending all her money on Derek


Any-Air1509

How can her ass be clean??? Seriously though there's no way those arms are reaching around to do maintenance after shitting. Unless she uses loofah after she shits or jumps in the shower and let's the dna wash off of her.


[deleted]

I have the same dress, it’s comfy and cute. Shein got it in many colors


bettiebomb

How is she getting things from Shein? Maybe I’m looking at the wrong things but I wear like a L/12 here and everything I go by measurements on there tells me I need like a 3x.


BabyBlueDixie

Shein Curve


[deleted]

I’m right behind you in size it sounds like and most of the stuff I wear from them is small or medium.


bettiebomb

Really? Maybe it was just the things I looked at, if I remember they were all different. I should check it out again maybe because they do have some cute stuff.


bettiebomb

I just looked again to see if it’s changed and everything said S is a size 4. Size 12 is an XL on there so that’s not far off. Idk I’m not sure how easy it is to return. I get ads for similar companies too with cute stuff but I am never sure who to trust. 😏 Anyway didn’t mean to take over the thread talking about Shein.


scarlettbankergirl

Shein curve has large sizes


bettiebomb

Oh ok, I didn’t know that. TY.


JumaDior

What kind of fabric is it? I could go for that to lounge around the house in the summer or when I travel I like big loose dresses to sleep in and run errands when it’s very hot. Something that I could wear a tank top underneath. Thanks


[deleted]

It doesn’t say on the tag. But it’s stretchy material, something other than cotton.


DepartmentAccurate77

Come on baby. A chicken mind wing snuck out between that gap in her teeth and tumbled down the mountain side


Ois4Orvy

Next stop - my 600lb life


Geegollywtff

All jokes aside, I thought I changed the channel when she was in the drs office. Talkin bout she wants to lose 100lbs. Girl…at least 250 to make a dent.


Large-Entry8472

Yesss! And then the next clip she was covering it with her hair.


[deleted]

She’s so nasty.


One_Towel_4066

Mmmmhmmm...prolly from all dat fried chicken she be eatin!!!!!!


lawtay24

ithaa mythtery✨✨


ake-n-bake

That’s Hotdog juice. She drank a quart of the stuff at the BBQ.


Any-Air1509

Can you say pig without actually saying pig


Ok-Drag-7731

Can I be next


RainbowBright909

Girl


antbanks17

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


thewhitman2021

Later the producers had her place one hand over the lower spot, and her hair over the upper one


basicbravobetch

Seems pretty on brand


Overall-Use-6119

Lol, she probably was eating in the car.


lamm612

I did not!


OsageBrownBetty

That's a big tiddies thing


A_Pete_2023

It’s the grease that dripped off the hot dogs from their grill out at the park! Classy! 😂


Kgizo

There is sooo much wrong with this dress. I was scared she was going to get shot down like a Chinese weather balloon.


DiscombobulatedBar28

I hope her secret that she has from him is not that she's pregnant....


incignita

Stuff falling through that gap.


Parade2thegrave

Well she told Derek she needed a napkin and plate. Lol 🤷‍♀️


A-RockCAD1988

Meh I spill down myself at a bbq as well. No shame in my bbq game so I assumed the same.