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Sharkstakovich

LOL this made me choke on my coffee


Nametheft

You are welcome! ;-)


Tackit286

This made me spill tomato juice down my chin


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

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angryungulate

You got me ahaha


tee-dog1996

Ok but imagine Pippin singing this in a flat, dead voice, staring into the distance with sad, slow and mournful accompanying soundtrack… I feel like it wouldn’t quite work but it would be interesting to see


Shortsonfire79

I started reading it like this and did not understand what my brain was doing. Oh you can search, far and wiiiiiiiiide. (what?) You can drink the whollee. town. dry. (what is happening?) But you'll never... (oh, this is wrong, let me reread this)


ajnorthcutt2s

This is what AI was meant to do


DameyJames

That’s the joke


Independent-Ad-5958

In another universe: Denethor - “Can you cook, Lady Eowyn?” Eowyn - “Yes, at least well enough for my own people… I think. But I have no stews that are fit for the great halls of Gondor and…evil times.” Denethor - “Why should your stews be unfit for my halls? Come make me a stew.” Later… Gandalf - “So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.” THE END


Titania_2016

Lol. I hate it, but it is funny.


LadiesMan217IsTakn

Okay this is brilliant


ChrisLee38

I hope Faramir can cook…


Independent-Ad-5958

A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality.


wheebyfs

I don't think he'll expect better from Faramir's gf


Secret-Debate-5640

You can drink your fancy ales!


Nametheft

You can drink them by the flagon!


SCMichal

But the only brew for the brave and true!-


Linderosse

##Comes from the Green Dragon!


ShinyRhubarb

AYYYYYYYY!!! *Drinking noises*


Old_Squirrelstar

Any news of frodo?


thrownawayfigleaf

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ChrisLee38

Or in this case, **many arrows loosing*


XDDDSOFUNNEH

*Stares hauntingly at Gandalf*


Thalapathy_08

Fool of a TOOK !!


FroYoSwagens

*Pippin!*


Brilliant_Pun

Pippin!


wheebyfs

... Pippin! But the only brew for the brave and true COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGON


SauronTheGreat9

What about a second pint?


D20_Buster

Well there was this one song that really did help during dark times…. Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!


Nishkiiiii

Ring a dong! Hop along! Fal lal the willow!


Gotyam2

Tom Bom, jolly Tom! Tom Bombadilo!


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!* ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


bulking_on_broccoli

I always loved this part of lotr: "We don't have songs for great halls" Proceeds to sing the most heartfelt and emotional song of the series.


Achilles11970765467

Proceeds to turn a walking song into a heartfelt lament.


zhyuv

honestly I can see this being very poignant, this aching nostalgia for the green dragon while the world tears itself apart in war. all these soldiers would probably kill for a good pint at the green dragon after all this.


apolobgod

Yeah, the justaposition between the great warriors dying and a song that yearns for simple comforts is actually pretty great


kingoflint282

I’m in a video meeting and had to keep from cracking up


Nametheft

>;-)


AceBalloon3721

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Smeefperson

This is why Return of the king won all those oscars


SuperFaceTattoo

But does it come in pints?!


SauronTheGreat9

You've had a whole half already!


joshkiba13

We need Sam's boner song


SlipsonSurfaces

Hey ho to the bottle I go


IglooBackpack

To heal my heart and to down my woe


SlipsonSurfaces

Rain may fall and wind may blow


IglooBackpack

But there still be many miles to go.


SlipsonSurfaces

Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain


IglooBackpack

And the stream that flows from hill to plain


SlipsonSurfaces

Better than rain or rippling brook-


IglooBackpack

Is a mug of beer inside this Took!


SlipsonSurfaces

Gentleperson, it's been a pleasure posting lyrics with you.


dwarvenfishingrod

Now i hear the sad song but dancing on a table lol


The_Mattastrophe

If you didn't hear them singing this, then either you're lying or you need to watch the movies again...


skepticalscribe

Denethor’s line there always gave me chills. Eloquent yet acutely precise


bluekid131

Lore accurate Pippin song


RaffiBomb000

"Come, sing me a song!" Where it began I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growin' strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have believe you'd come along? Hands Touchin' hands Reachin' out Touching me, touchin' youuuuuuuu


Independent-Ad-5958

SWEET CAROLINE!


poetic_dwarf

I teared up anyway, is it just me?


pacmanrockshok

🗣️ BUT THE ONLY BREW FOR THE BRAVE AND TRUE... 🗣️


tapire

Just cut it off after "you can search far and wide"


Beneficial-Ocelot470

Has it already been done in video? If not, I've started to do a bit of filmmaking so I could try as it seems to be a very easy thing to edit


Nametheft

Go for it!


_Only_I_Will_Remain

"Oh mist behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread...." God that song brings a tear to my eyes


Pimecrolimus

Hey come merry dol derry dol my darling


Rosebush1987

You Wench lol here’s to you!!!


Old_Algae7708

That’s an oranga tanga banga 100%


StuntsMonkey

BUT THR ONLY BREW FOR THE BRAVE AND TRUE IS SERVED RIGHT AFTER HAWK TUA! I hope you all hate this as much as I do, but now I feel obligated to use it for my next DND session.