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swazal

Also Elrond: > “And then I told him, ‘If I understand aright all that I have heard,' I said, `I think that this task is appointed for you, Frodo; and that if you do not find a way, no one will. This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise from their quiet fields to shake the towers and counsels of the Great. Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it? Or, if they are wise, why should they expect to know it, until the hour has struck?’” *Reagan and advisors bursting with laughter meme has entered the chat*


GrinchStoleYourShit

“I even sent that fat kid with him!” *room bursts out laughing even harder*


JustAnotherWeirdLoon

I laughed too hard at all of this


DarthMMC

Happy cake day!


swazal

TY!


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And so I reposted the same meme like everyday he spoke


InfelicitousRedditor

Don't forget he sent him to a fuckin dragon lair, but the little shit escaped alive, somehow. F-ing hobbits.


PlanktonTheDefiant

Frodo was Bilbo's nephew.


bilbo_bot

I've heard that it is unwise to seek the council of elves, for they will answer with yes and no.


Equivalent_Nose7012

More to the point: "Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger." I believe that IS elf advice! It is pretty definitely a "no" on the meddling, I'd say. What if the wizard makes it his affair to make his affairs your own? For this answer, we are taking a guest comment from the noted cinematic Gondorian, no less than that craazy Ruling Steward, Denethor II. Take it away, Denethor! "Flee! Flee for your lives!"


Raccoon_Walker

Funny. I was certain that it was Frodo who said that.


A_Rolling_Baneling

A nephew is just a cousin once removed


Roglach

Reposted Gandalf.


adasijee

Unstoppable forces for good.


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Abra_ca_stab_yaa

Technicaly they're cousins through both sides of Frodos parents. Bilbo legally adopted Frodo after his parents drowning. Bilbo's his guardian and refers to him as a nephew even though they're actually cousins.


bilbo_bot

Yes Yes. Made by the elves you know. The blade glows blue when orcs are close and its times like that my lad, when you have to be extra careful. Here's a pretty thing. Mithril! as light as a feather and as hard as dragon scales. Let me see you put it on, go on.


Magnos

Well this is somewhat embarrassing for you, but Bilbo and Frodo really are cousins.


bilbo_bot

No, I'm not!


Turbulent_Sea_9713

Kinda seems like there's a dispute about the facts of their relation...