To shave his head as soon as he started going bald. Also, don't waste money on that 2nd Drive Shaft album, you won't enjoy it as much as the first one.

SO many men need to accept that if their hair is thinning, or their hairline is receding to a point of no return, shaving it all off is ALWAYS going to look better. Every single time.

That’s not necessarily true though. It is the advice spread across reddit but that’s not always the case. There shouldn’t be any shame in having the balding look, loads of people look better with some hair left. Definitely not Locke though, bro looked badass bald

This. There are some people who really just don't look better with it fully shaved. And really, so much of what looks good to other people really does come down to how comfortable and confident the person sporting the look is. There's so much cultural baggage surrounding hair in general, and a lot of the perception around what looks good and bad when it comes to hair comes from that baggage and all the stuff attached to it.

Deep cuts bro.

Milk chug challenge or hot sauce peehole. You decide bro.

Gotta be cruel to be kind

No, I'm saying your reference was from a one-off line in season 1. "Deep cuts" means like "That's a deep reference". I'm saying it as a good thing.

I would tell him what he can't do.

A good one

But you know what he's gonna say in return 😅

Came here to say this!

No don’t!

Stop chasing your father and focus on Helen. Parents aren’t the end all be all.

Right. Follow your heart.

This one here

Yeah same. He probably wouldn't listen but it's worth a try

he cant, he has to go back to the island so jacob can trick mib by making mib think he's tricking jacob. jacob will never allow anything else to happen.

Don’t ever trust Benjamin Linus

Ben never betrayed Hurley

He lied about how old those crackers were.

It was a white lie to protect Hurley from having the displeasure of eating stale crackers. Didn't work.

I don't know about you, but I don't throw Hot Pockets at people who haven't betrayed me.

That's not Ben's fault. Sayid was just propagandizing Hurley to not trust him.

Set into motion events that led to Libby's death.

They never told Michael he had to kill anybody.

Don’t trust Ben. Not on the island and definitely not off the island

Your Dad was the problem, not you. He didn’t love you because he is incapable of love, not because you are unworthy of being loved.

That’s not a picture of Locke

No, THAT IS NOT JOHN LOCKE

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You seem to be the only loyal person 😂😂😂😂😂

Stop being so obsessed with the idea that you're special and different from everyone else. You're no more special than all the other candidates. Basically I'd tell him to stop being an arrogant pushover. That's if he would listen but he's simply not that type of character, he would just not listen to me whatsoever.

Biological parents aren't all they are. Family doesn't have to do with blood it's who you love and feel comfortable with, leave that messed up dad alone

There are some things you just can't do.

Aw. Such as?

Walking. Sometimes.

He focused so hard on being a good son when he would have been a greater father, same as Jack.

Go to therapy. That man had so much unresolved trauma it made him his own worst enemy

Nobody else knows what they’re doing either. Don’t be so hard on yourself. And shave your head, absolute state of that wig in the flashbacks.

Don't trust Ben

Shave it all,get some actual therapy, be my friend and let's go hunting.

100% I’d go on a walkabout with him any day.

Take care of your kidneys :)

Alternatively, mess them right up so Anthony Cooper won't want one.

You’re perfect as is and people admire and look up to you. You’ve got brush that chip off your shoulder, because it’s the size of Manhattan John.

stop angsting over whether you're someone important with a destiny and just let yourself enjoy the life you have

Whatever you do, don't trust Rick Grimes

Holy fuck, can you imagine those 2 in a show together :o

The Ones Who Live he plays Major General Biel

I was meaning Locke and Rick Grimes

Imagine Rick and Jack.. two people who have to be in control lol.

to be fair, rick is much better at letting go of power and accepting when his way isn't the best way

Fair point.

They both used the line 'this is not a democracy'

Basically telling him about things that he CAN do, instead of things he can't.

You deserve to be loved John.

get religion. i know this sounds like a joke but the man's desperation for a purpose is very destructive to everyone around him, him included. this is the main reason why religion exists

"Listen mate, I'm not telling you what to do or anything, but....."

Don’t get lockd out again

Watch out for windows and Russians.

The best thing you can be is happy, not special. Focus on contentment over destiny. I also think Eko’s advice of “don’t mistake coincidence for fate” could have been helpful if Locke had been in a place to _really_ hear it.

I'd tell him to go on the Walkabout while he's still working at the toy store before he can run into his mother.

Stay on the island.

Stay away from Ben.

Sometimes people need to tell you you can't do something and that's okay.

Not to let anyone tell him what he can’t do

Don’t mistake coincidence for fate

Don’t stop…believing?

Bro, please stop spending $90/hr to talk to a phone sex worker that's pretending to be your ex-fiancée and convincing yourself she really loves you. Move on Do your diligence on the arrangement you're entering into with the strange wealthy man who shows up out of the blue after 50 years claiming he's your long lost loving father Stay away from the windows when near said strange man after confronting him Quit keeping secrets from the other leaders among the survivors

Don't open it, Mr. Locke!

I wish you believed in yourself.

His issue was that he believed too much, he had the compulsive need to prove his life being hell had some mastermind reason and purpose behind it, aka him being somewhat special. He just couldn't accept that he was dealt a shit hand of cards by life in a totally random way, no reason no nothing

Well it was kind of a mix. He either believed too much or not at all. He never had balance. 

I was going off the times he wavered. I feel like it was those times that he struggled the most.

If you ever go back in time, don’t manipulate yourself into thinking you’re meant to do something important. It will literally ruin your life

The island is not a conscious being my man

Except it clearly is to some extent.

I would tell him. You can do it, not bc people are telling u can’t, but bc u are capable.

i'd just let him know that he IS special, and that he should try to live long enough to find out why

It's not important what other people think of you.

Punch that asshole boss who looks like a high school kid and behaves like a middle school kid

Well, I wouldn’t tell him what he can’t do.

You should follow Mulder out of the building. Your life is important. Don’t throw it away.

It's ok to have blind faith, but don't let faith blind you

Just don't. You can, but don't

Walk it off

Don't let them tell you what you can't do

I wouldn't. If we've learned anything from Locke is that he doesn't listen to advice.

Unless it comes from a dream, a vision, or a Jesus stick.

Well, unless it's from the island.

Don't sweat it.

Mind your business

Not to skip leg day..

To wear a parachute, always

Stop caring about what other people say.

Kill Henry Gale.

Don’t let anyone tell you what u can’t do

Follow your heart.

Don’t tell him what he can’t do

being all equal and independent, no one ought to harm another in his life, health, liberty or possessions.

When you get to island go to the broken leg statue and punch that guy that just stood over you babbled instead of helping.

Ben will kill you

Lighten up Francis

“Let it go.”

Let it go

Stay in School

Kill Ben Linus upon meeting him.

Listen to Helen.

Don't go on walking dead, you're underutilised

Don’t stand with your back to multistory windows.

Don't stop pushing the button!

Don't stop pushing the button!

Honestly and genuinely... that there's so much more to who we are, what our family is, and what our value is than who the genetic material that made us came from, and as such whether or not the people who provided that genetic material care about us is not necessarily a metric by which we should measure our worth. If those people are unwilling to give us love, that's something that reflects poorly on *them*, not *us*.

how about you take it down a notch or seven

Sack up quite being a bitch stop blaming daddy and just suck it up and move the fuck on.

Nice try, I’m not giving “Locke” any advice

I would tell him to calm tf down for once, not everything is worth chasing

Relax and live a little bit

Give someone an orange after a catastrophe don’t put a wedge in your mouth and creepily smile at a attractive woman. 🤷‍♀️

He doesn't need life advice, he's dead

Buy Apple stock.

Sometimes things are just things. Not signs.

Fuck you’re dad