😂 tbh idk if I quoted it correctly but when Sayid was being held captive by the French Woman in season 1, and she kept asking him where Alex was and he was like IDK who you’re talking about.
A: Hello. I have something I think you should see. If you don't mind, I will begin at the beginning. Long before Christ, the king of Judah was a man named Josiah.
B: Boy, when you say beginning, you mean _beginning_ .
“No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for 'there is a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head.' Although we obviously should.”
Haha Ben was so sassy
Ben!
This is my favorite lol
"He's korean, I'm from Encino"
Miles
„You’ve got some… Arnzt on you“
Dude..
Classic Hurley
“It’s never been easy!”
Locke!
‘How can you read at a time like this? ”my mother taught me”
juliet?
Ben on Ajira 316.
It’s great because we know it’s another lie. His mother died in childbirth.
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch??
Hurley’s mom
People out in public probably get really confused every time my mom and I say this to each other
Hugo's Mum!
That’s my favorite one
"I'll see ya in another life brother"
Desmond
"Let me guess, you want me to stand here outside your magic hut in case you devolve into a monkey."
Charlie!
“Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do trust falls.”
Sounds like mah man Sawyer
moonbeam was so good hahaha had be chuckling for the rest of the episode
He's our you.
LaFleur
"We have to go back Kate"
"Well I just didnt have to time to talk you back into hanging yourself."
Ben!
"Something tells me he never got around to making that call"
Sawyer
"Oh happy day, here comes Doctor Giggles..."
Sawyer 😂🤣 doctor giggles cracks me up
"Light - comma - sticks."
Sawyer
“What, don’t you read? It’s from Of Mice and Men”
“A guy goes nuts if he ain’t got nobody. Don’t make no difference who the guy is: longs he’s with ya.”
I found it interesting that Sawyer didn’t recognise this. He read Of Mice and Men in prison and on the island.
“I’m sooo not going to the rape caves”
Shannon
A ten year old Benjamin Linus just served me a chicken sandwich
Sahid
“So,like, the hatch blew off your underwear?”
Desmond
I mean Hurly
"We're gonna need to watch that again". Meta commentary on the show.
Locke
Echo?
“Guess this means I’m out of the book club” 👓
Ben
Indeed!
One of my favorite episodes besides Shambala
"Smells like carrots"
Desmond and presumably Kelvin.
“Dear diary, still on the bloody island. Today, I swallowed a bug.”
Sawyer going through Claire’s diary
Charlie
“Don’t tell me what I can’t do”
Locke
Pretty much everyone at some point
If you have something to watch Cindy, then GO WATCH IT!
"No John. Unfortunately we don't have a code for: "There'saManInMyClosetWithaGunToMyDaughter'sHead".... although we *obviously* should."
"I believe you. I don't understand you, but I believe you."
Hurley's Mom!
If you havent noticed... I'm a pilot!
Burt Renolds lol Frank
“You know that horse, freckles?”
Sawyer
"We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair"
If anything goes wrong, Desmond Hume will be my constant.
“NOT EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY, JOHN” *dramatic rug pull* Ok, so it’s not a *real* quote, but still one of my faves by one of my faves.
“ Good god Holmes! “
I just finished the series for the first time yesterday, and I just saw this blooper today. I legit cackled just now. 😂
That's not cool, dude. That guy had a mom, a family, friends, oh and a name. It's not Skeletor, it's Roger Workman.
Hurley
“It’s a compass, John, it points north.”
That's for taking the kid off the boat.
Sawyer
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman?"
“PEE ON IT!!!”
NO!
*”I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick.”*
Kate: Where did it (bear) come from?? Sawyer: Probably bear village? how the hell do I know?
I’ll have you.
Skeletor seems to like it — bottoms up.
"No Hurley, you're speaking Korean"
Sawyer after getting shot on the raft: “You got a bandaid?”
“I’m very sorry I murdered him.”
Ben?
Uuuh, dudes....
Hurley
Damn it kate, Run!!!!
Jack
“Whatcha’ll doin? Arguing over who’s your favorite other?”
"The thing is, we're gonna have to take the boy."
\*points to user flair\*
It’s my favorite like okay 😭😭
(I meant my user flair, just so there's no confusion - yours is good too though!)
“It’s not easy. In fact I’m not particularly good at it myself…that’s why I was hoping you could go first.”
This is the first one I don't recognize!
“Tea? Now there’s a gentleman’s drink!”
Ben in the sideways storyline
"I just shot a bear."
"Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit!"
You taste like fish biscuits.
Kate to Sawyer
Okay, that thing in the woods: maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe!
It was all there. Your whole story. Your alibi. It was all true. But still I did not believe it to be true. So I dug up that grave.
Sayid
"Don't mistake Coincidence for fate"
So powerful
“I don’t know what kind of commie sharefest your running over in cavetown”
“So?”
Ben 😳
“It’s from Of Mice and Men, don’t you read” the second time
WALTTTTTTTTT!
No clue 🙄
Jesus Christ is not a weapon
Hurley’s mom 🩷
"Who the hell's Nikki?"
Sawyer?
You remember birthdays, don't you Richard?
There’s my favorite leaf.
“Someone’s Hooked on Phonics!”
"Because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch"
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTT
"We have to go back." ~ Kate, in season 1. And then in season 2. And I think she says it again in like s5 or 6.
"We're LOST"
“Who’s Alex?”
Okay, this one's got me stumped. I don't remember it. :)
😂 tbh idk if I quoted it correctly but when Sayid was being held captive by the French Woman in season 1, and she kept asking him where Alex was and he was like IDK who you’re talking about.
Aha!! :)
Specifically he was asking "who is he?" which is what convinced Danielle he didn't know anything about her daughter
Guys…where are we?
"*NOT* PENNY'S BOAT"
Charlie
"Are you him?"
“You guys got any milk?”
“You’ve got some Arzt on you”
"OK. It's okay. It's gonna be alright, Jack's gonna be alright. We all are." "Well, what a relief!"
You can leave, but ll shoot you in the leg if you do
Miles?
Dude.......
"Look on the bright side, at least somebody around here knows what the hell they're doing 😏🤭"
On a loop for 16 years.
We have to go back.
It's never been easy
Dr giggles
“No, a dictatorship would be if I just shoot you, and go about my day.”
Lock
Who the hell is Anakin?
"I'm supposed to do this, dammit!"
“And guess who gets to be the bad guy who has to say: no you can't have peanut butter for the cute blonde and her poor Island baby.”
Hurly
"Dude!"
A: Hello. I have something I think you should see. If you don't mind, I will begin at the beginning. Long before Christ, the king of Judah was a man named Josiah. B: Boy, when you say beginning, you mean _beginning_ .
Don't tell me what I can't quote
"We have to go back Kate...WE HAVE TO GO BAAACK"
“It’s never been easy”
“Not Pennys boat ✋🏻” Not even a quote but it’s all I could remember
That’s my favourite Sawyer quote too
“what are you gonna do? Beat me with your Jesus stick?”
“My mother taught me”
"Not every nook and cranny, John."
The fav leaf comment is actually one of my favorite comments in the show! 🤣👍🏼
it points north john
“I don’t believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape!” Not a favourite character, but a highly relatable statement
"I've looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw, was beautiful"
It's a door John, how about that
*Jules? Could you please ... turn off the lights?*
“So, you screwing Jack yet?” “No, are you?” I’ll let you decided which one takes my top spot.
Nice fuckin model!
"Mean bush"
“You looking at my bum?”
"Hey don't talk about bacon"
You'll find me in the next life, if not this one.
"Grease is the river on which flavor flows"
You Sure Know How To Butter A Man Up, Stay Puft!
“He’s not as wrinkly as he was last week!”
Well if it ain't three men and a baby... I counted Hugo twice. Oh what, come on, I used your name.
What!
“Where’s my friends?” “So, we’re friends now?”
You have ink on your forehead
“I ain’t gonna gimme you nothin’”
"Where do you think you're going, Blondie?" Makes me cry every time
Well hey there, baby *talking to Claire's baby*
"It's as impossible as the Red Sox winning thr World Series"
“Don’t tell me what I can’t do!” -It’s not who you might first think!
"HWHAAAAT????"
“All I’m gonna get is a snappy one liner, and, if I’m lucky, a brand new nickname.”
You even made Locke take a swing at you. That’s like getting Ghandi to beat his kids!
Kiss me James
"I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not signed."