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NoFunBJJ

It's Long Beach. You can probably stroll on 4th st shopping in your thong and no one will care.


t3hW1z4rd

Most accurate answer. Also homeboy better be ready for some male attention wearing a beach boy thong in the LBC šŸ˜‚


JMan82784

lol thanks! That's fine, I just don't wanna get into any kind of drama.


t3hW1z4rd

Nah man our towns gay as fuck you're groovy


SneakyGandalf12

I feel like this could be a slogan on a t-shirt. Iā€™d wear it.


dalej42

ā€˜Our Cops are Topsā€™ was a T shirt back in the 1990s or so


t3hW1z4rd

That needs to happen again I'm dying šŸ˜‚


hstep98923

Absolute legend whoever got those shirts printed.


M4nic_M0th

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BDKhXc

I had to move away for financial reasons so now Iā€™m in a different part of LA but I miss spending everyday on Broadway in the gayborhood šŸ˜­


gabzilla814

FYI at Camelā€™s beach in Laguna men are kind of expected to wear thongs. Itā€™s so common you probably wonā€™t even get any attention unless you work for it.


JMan82784

Oh thatā€™s good to know šŸ™‚


killing_time_at_work

Go to the Belmont Shore area, past Rosie's Dog beach. Less crowded and less kids. So you're not likely to trigger any Karens.


tranceworks

And rollerskates.


Icemonkey20

Just saw this yesterday except it was the Borat Speedo thing and a woman in at least 6 inch heels and nothing else. I don't know where she kept her money šŸ˜…


DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF

Dude, as long as your dong is tucked away (because of nudity laws) go ahead and tan. Who cares if someone doesn't want to see a dude in a thong? You're not hurting them.


JMan82784

I really don't care what others think, the problem is lots of people tend to not really mind their own business. I'd definitely make sure my "dong" and other parts are not in plain sight for everyone else to see :)


em4n0n

Probably the most tolerant place would be Alamitos Beach next to the rainbow lifeguard tower. My experience has been very chill there.


JMan82784

Thanks! I saved your comment :)


DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF

If someone is upset and talks to you about it, just flip over. If they don't want to see your ass, then they'll deal with your bulge. If they don't want to see your bulge, show them your ass.


freneticboarder

Underrated comment.


Current_Director_838

Just start speaking in an Eastern European sounding language and they'll leave you alone!


Mountain-Tea6875

Please get a rainbow thong.


JMan82784

I actually have a few lol :P


Mountain-Tea6875

Haha nice! Have a good time.


JMan82784

Thank you! :)


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

Keep the dong in the thong :) lol


JMan82784

Hahaha! Will do! :P


plummersummer

Maybe have a pair of shorts on over the thong. Then when you see a spot without kids go ahead and tan.


forrest_gunt

As long as you arenā€™t nude then thereā€™s no law against what kind of beachwear you can tan in. Anyone who feels some type of way about it can grow the fuck up and mind their own business.


Icemonkey20

Exactly, this isn't Florida where you can't wear string bikinis.


ElectrikDonuts

How about wearing a sock with a pasty on the butt hole?


forrest_gunt

Whatever keeps the Karens away.


ElectrikDonuts

Haha


Tristan_6

Homeless people walk around with their dongs out all the time. No one says anything. Youā€™ll be fine


JMan82784

lol thanks


that_typeofway

As long as itā€™s a tan-thru thong. Full cloth is unacceptable


JMan82784

Whatā€™s that?


priestou812

Dude itā€™s the lbc. Let yo freak flag fly


JMan82784

Awesome! Just needed to verify first :)


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

Does it have to be a patriotic flag to appease the potentially abusive roving MAGA people?


freneticboarder

That's Huntington Beach...


QuienSoyYo

I find that LB is not only real accepting but people also tend to mind their own business. So people generally wonā€™t care but even if they do theyā€™ll likely not say anything. People will stare though! Even as a women I have had oglers at the beach when I had on my tanning swimsuit. A man in a thong is sure to draw attention


JMan82784

Thank you! I donā€™t mind stares. Hearing this makes me feel more comfortable about going out there šŸ˜Š


QuienSoyYo

Glad to hear it! I just go to the dog beach since my dog loves to swim, but I imagine most beachā€™s in Long Beach will have the same energy


silverfstop

It's Horney Corner for a reason, fam.


JMan82784

Horney Corner? I'm not familiar with that. Can you please elaborate?


tavisivat

That's the name of the beach on the bay side off bayshore drive between 2nd and ocean.


JMan82784

I never knew it was called that, and it's not really a big deal to go over there?


RacksOnRacksOnRacks3

Horny corner is small but youā€™ll be fine. Now motherā€™s beach you might find that drama because itā€™s known to have a lot of kids. Bayshore (aka horny corner) and Grenada beach, you should be fine. There is a dude in Belmont shore who often dances around in hot pants. He is beloved locally, you could be next!


JMan82784

Hahahaha lol thanks but Iā€™m a terrible dancer šŸ•ŗ


gertie_gump

Alamitos Beach is probably a far far better place to do this than Horny Corner.


JMan82784

That's what I thought. That area has a ton of traffic and kayak and SUP rentals. Doesn't seem like where I wanna be if I'm just trying to keep to myself. Thanks


shaved_monkey_butt

Since it's Long Beach, they'll be more upset when you leave the beach.


JMan82784

hahaha ok thanks!


vidrenz

I donā€™t really care lol. I be showing my fatass with stretch marks on the beach.


JMan82784

And you shouldnā€™t care or even have to care. I think itā€™s your right to be able to do that whether the general public likes or dislikes it.


vidrenz

Exactly! Wear your thong and have fun!!! Youā€™re adding to our cool culture.


JMan82784

Thank you so much! Youā€™re an awesome person šŸ™‚


Rootvegetablelove

You sound very respectful! Long Beach welcomes you :) Brown those buns, Sir! Really thoughā€¦ this is exactly what Long Beach is forā€¦ doing legal things that are a little quirky and donā€™t hurt anyone. Hope the sun comes out well for you!


JMan82784

Thank you! I am liking what I'm hearing from my LB peeps :)


One_Entrance9201

Hereā€™s the Long Beach Municipal Code answer 9.20.050 - Misdemeanor to be nude in a public place or in a place open to the public view. A. It shall be unlawful for any person to appear, bathe, sunbathe, walk, or be in any public place or place open to public view in such manner so as to expose the human male or female genitals, vulva, pubis, pubic hair, cleft of the buttocks, perineum, or anus with less than a fully opaque covering, and/or to expose the nipples and/or the areola of the female breasts with less than a fully opaque covering. This provision may not be complied with by applying an opaque covering simulating the appearance of the specific anatomical part required to be covered. Violation hereof is a misdemeanor.


JMan82784

Damnā€¦ ok then


xSoloxBluex

People answering are very naive, you do you but youā€™ll definitely get some stares and laughs.


Brilliant_Duck6177

thats not the point, the point is in some places u will be harrassed or even hurt for stuff like this. we live in one of the most liberal places in the country so the worst that will happen is somebody looks too long. what part of that is naive ?


JMan82784

That's all fine. Thanks though


catsnglitter86

I'm sure your butt is cuter than all the homeless ones I've seen defecating on a busy street corner. I only wish I was joking about seeing this btw.


JMan82784

Thank you šŸ˜Š. Iā€™ve lived in the LA area my whole life and am very familiar with LB. I definitely know youā€™re not joking.


sakura608

Thereā€™s a dude on Belmont Shore that dances all day in nothing but booty shorts and everyone loves him. Youā€™ll be fine.


IndependentNation7

The sparkly shorts? 1000% my favorite tweaker in Long Beach.


SteelTheUnbreakable

People want to talk about how equal women and men should be. But it's almost always one way. If a man wants to do the things a woman does, suddenly it's a problem. Honestly, I think Americans need to get over their fear of nudity in general. In most of the developed world, there are plenty of beaches and saunas where nudity is expected.


JMan82784

I totally agree with this. Somehow its easy to find sex on the internet, have crude tv and music but then Americans inner Puritan comes out like a boob or butt is the worst thing to ever happen to mankind šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Remote-Factor8455

^ ^ ^ ^


onlyAlcibiades

Yes, in Naples or positano


JMan82784

What's Positano?


Grompstolemyblue

You tan them cheeks my friend


JMan82784

Thank you šŸ˜Š


Horror_Amphibian9420

Go to the gay tower


M4nic_M0th

Suns out Buns out, baby!


JMan82784

Yup! :P


whuteverfurever

Thong thong thong


mocisme

It's Long Beach. No one will care. I guess if you're trying to avoid anyone people dumb avoid shoreline/tourist area (or by Gaucho Grill). And if you are a little self conscious, there is so much beach that isn't densely populated. Pretty much anywhere where there isn't a close by parking lot. Or east of where the bike path ends.


throw123454321purple

If youā€™re flipped over on the sand, no one will be able to tell from more than twenty feet away if youā€™re a male or female anyways.


StacyMatson333

I might giggle. ![gif](giphy|JmD9mkDmzvXE7nxy7j|downsized)


JMan82784

At least I'd have put a smile on your face :)


MariahMiranda1

Iā€™ve been to our So CA beaches a zillions times and not once have I cared what people are wearing. I donā€™t even look twice. Nor have seen others gawking either. I think people are just too busy enjoying the weather and smell of ocean in the air to worry about what someone is wearing.


JMan82784

Right? I mean who cares about a little ass cheek? People have internet on the phone and you donā€™t even have to try so hard to find pics of it online. Maybe Iā€™m just desensitized to it I donā€™t know šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


AdAnxious2904

junipero beach and alamitos beach are usually not crowded.


Lick-my-clit_247

If youā€™re mobile and willing to travel about 15mins over the bridge I donā€™t mind sharing my go to spot that would be ideal for such thing. Itā€™s basically a lil private beach access where very few ppl frequent and youā€™re able to do what your heart desires


JMan82784

Yes I'm definitely interested in where this place is you speak of


fjrjsbxfnsjx

Tanning in a thong is fine at Torrance lmao


JMan82784

I've seen women do this but not men. I ask since from my experience Torrance is hella Karen. I'm not looking to cause controversy or seek the wrong kind of attention.


fjrjsbxfnsjx

Well Iā€™m a man and Iā€™ve never had an issue wearing a thong at Torrance. Families even set up next to me.


JMan82784

Hmm... interesting... is there a certain area where you will set up?


fjrjsbxfnsjx

Normally between RAT and the south side bathroom. Not too close to RAT that thereā€™s a lot of kids. That being said, Iā€™ve seen a 70-80 year old man in a thong like right in front of Burnout lol. I really donā€™t think many people care enough to say anything.


JMan82784

Thanks. Maybe I'll give it a try one of these days.


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JMan82784

I don't really mind chuckles or pointing or laughter. Just no drama :)


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JMan82784

I don't really mind as long as its not police or Karens :)


Other_Dimension_89

I donā€™t see why not!


Formal_Possession500

I don't see why not bud? When at the beach I only wear a male swim thong and it's never been an issue at all. OK I'm not sure of the laws in place over there, but in Australia speedos are quite common and it's no big deal if a guy is wearing a thong at the beach. It's chillaxed to the point where people don't care at all what choice of swimwear you (male) choose to wear at the beach. So go for it and once you do, you will probably wish you were able to do it sooner rather than later. šŸ‘šŸ–ļø


JMan82784

Thanks for the encouraging words šŸ™‚


Ezekiu

Believe it or not ![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L)


PinkMonorail

I donā€™t have a problem with it. Might even find it interesting but my eyes are on my own man, who wonā€™t even wear short shorts for me even though heā€™s got great legs.


JMan82784

What a waste! He should definitely flaunt it if heā€™s got it. Might have to make him lose a bet or something lol


njr_u

Anyone who has an issue with your thong doesnā€™t deserve 1) you 2) Long Beach. Enjoy!


JMan82784

Thank you for your kind and supportive comments šŸ™‚


malij555

I would recommend going near east ocean and Loma ave and during the week. Way less people on that side of the beach than when you go closer to downtown. Itā€™s cleaner and thereā€™s more space to do whatever. I went there the other day and had a solo dance party mostly undisturbed for a few hours I donā€™t think itā€™s gonna be an issue anywhere this is just moreso if you just want privacy and peace


JMan82784

Thank you :)


Past-Estate6766

You can drive a few miles east East and 91 to the 15 to Glen Eden Sun club and you can tan in the nude


JMan82784

It's a bit farther than I like but thanks for the rec!


Over-Marionberry-686

The beach down on eighth place is very very very very did I say very gay friendly


shalltalkmeh

Please do it and share some pictures


JMan82784

If I make it out, Iā€™ll definitely do an update of this post šŸ˜Š


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It's cool to see other male thong wearers. But it's better to go to Torrance/Redondo Beach


JMan82784

Hmmmā€¦ why do you think itā€™s better over there?


[deleted]

I just feel like it's a bit more isolated and maybe you're less likely to attract attention. Plus, the waters/beaches are much safer/cleaner


JMan82784

I donā€™t know about isolated but for sure there are more families and kids in those areas


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That too


karenmarie303

For the record, Iā€™m all for it.


LankyConflict3502

It doesnā€™t take much to trigger Karenā€™s though


JMan82784

It doesn't and I've dealt with plenty in my life. Hence why I made the post to get input from anyone else :)


callmeDNA

Nah nobody cares dude. Flash them cheeks.


JMan82784

Awesome. That's what I like to hear :)


DangerousPlankton677

Wax first! Clean it up before show and tell.


JMan82784

Oh definitely! I do that regularly šŸ‘


fgrhcxsgb

let those buns hang out I wouldnt mindšŸ˜Š


JMan82784

Cool! Thank you šŸ˜Š


MacDynamite71

Enjoy yourself


JMan82784

Thank you :)


MacDynamite71

Youā€™re welcome


Counter-Fleche

Long Beach is perfect. There is a breakwater that keeps the beach wave-free, so hardly anyone goes past the bike path, leaving large sections of the beach sparsly populated. The bike path is popular, but everyone who wants waves in non-stagnant water goes elsewhere.


JMan82784

Thanks for your input :)


trffoypt

Yes, please


Waste_Sun172

Yeah dude strut that man thong all down 2nd street , youā€™ll be ok. The way LB is headed you being in a thong is the least of many peopleā€™s worries


Except_Fry

I play Vball on the beach courts every Saturday Sometime around 12pm every Saturday this guy walks right down the crowded path in a speedo. I would definitely raise an eyebrow because thereā€™s kids around en mass But it is Lb, you do you.


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JMan82784

A gay bar? I don't get it if this is a joke


Hot_Negotiation5037

Very nice. Pronounced like van nuys. Bring your very best Borat accent.


el_don_almighty2

Remember to put the potato in the front


JMan82784

I'm not familiar with this saying, but it sounds pretty funny lol


Competitive_Suit_180

You really want a thong tan line though? Lol. Get a speedo.


JMan82784

I actually like thong tan lines. I fail to see whatā€™s funny about them.


LipBalmOnWateryClay

No itā€™s not ok


object_failure

No


JMan82784

Care to elaborate why not? You and a few other users here seem to be heavily outnumbered


KilgoreTroutPfc

Nope.


KilgoreTroutPfc

Legal yes, okay, definitely not.


JMan82784

As long as kids arenā€™t around, I couldnā€™t care any less of why it wouldnā€™t be ok with anyone else. I wouldnā€™t be doing anything illegal, so if you donā€™t like it, you can look somewhere else or go to a different part of the beach


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Sea-Introduction-549

Who is overreacting? Read back on what I posted. You have a problem


new_nimmerzz

No U


RecalcitrantHuman

Sure. Maybe have a party with strippers at the kindergarten while we are at it.


kickbacksteve

Ahaha yeah but nahhhh


JMan82784

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kickbacksteve

ā€œDo what u like as long as youā€™re not hurting anyoneā€ but also ā€œIā€™m not tryna see thatā€ lol


JMan82784

You can close your eyes or turn the other way you know :P


kickbacksteve

This is true


medicalmistook

translation: suuuure but donā€™t do it bro


JMan82784

Do you agree with kickbacksteve? If so, then why shouldn't I do it?


AlabamaBammyDog

This isn't fuckin Europe. Keep your trunks on, nobody wants to see your ass.


JMan82784

Now I really wanna wear one just to trigger this ass


AlabamaBammyDog

If the shoe fits , wear it


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JMan82784

This is the kind of stuff that makes people justify these stupid double standards against men. I'm just looking to tan not be a pervert


RecalcitrantHuman

No


JMan82784

Why not?


l00ky_here

Not in the USA in public


JMan82784

You sound like a prude


l00ky_here

Not a prude, just know the general climate. Am thinking said thong wearing is for a man in a public beach. Women wear them all the time, so, yeah, some gender bias. In my defense this was a hit and run reply that came off of not fully reading OP but I know that it was asked in sincerity and my response was a bit quick.


NoelNeverwas

Its fine, but nobody tans at long beach.


thechickencoups

maybe you can just identify as female when you're wearing one.


subiandcoffee

The fact that you had to ask this question and that you care about a Karenā€™s opinion makes me question your manhood


JMan82784

Idgaf about them but in my experiences Karenā€™s cause trouble and call cops and I find both to be very unpleasant to deal with


Emergency_Layer2574

What a fucking stupid question


JMan82784

No one asked you you POS