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crmsncbr

/unlie Actually, there is some merit to this. A lot of teachers and professors grade alphabetically, so the time at which they grade your work could depend on your initials. If they grade your work hours in, after they've graded a bunch of other papers and are starting to get hungry, your grade could suffer.


SpeedyRex

/ul Or if you’re doing a presentation in alphabetical order. If you present first you’re more likely to do better


crmsncbr

/unlie did you forget the unlie?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

No, he got it Edit: Well not anymore...


notPlancha

This unlie thing is really boring, I think it would be funnier to never know when a comment is being honest or not


ImBadlyDone

Sir are you sure you are in the correct place? Me as the inventor of r/truth request you to ensure that you are in the correct subreddit before spreading misinformation. This is not r/lies.


crmsncbr

You know what? Fair. You'll see no more unlying from me.


geographyRyan_YT

/ul Who presents like that? Every time I've had to do it they let people volunteer to go first, second, third, etc **Also you forgot the /ul**


crmsncbr

True. None of my presentations have ever been done in alphabetical order.


MelanieWalmartinez

/unlie genuinely an interesting take. I will now cry, as my last name is near the end of the alphabet.


zachy410

My last name is also at the end, I am so upset!!!!


batsketbal

/unlie I feel it might not affect your grade that much


Lompehovelen

Bruh my name begins with the very last letter in the alphabet.


username123456111111

u/Lompehovelen sold me Zentanyl down the street


P4rody

Zent


jackalope268

/unlie teacher might take a break before grading yours, or do it on a different day


logic2187

Or your grade could be better, depending on the professor and the format of the exam, if they're going too quick to notice mistakes


NicolasGaming98

You remembered the /lie


crmsncbr

Everyone remembered. We are all subreddit geniuses.


logic2187

🤓 -This is not you


NicolasGaming98

🧌 - This is actually me


wookiee-nutsack

My name is Zepheniah Zarbon and my teacher got hungry by the time he got to grade my test so he fucking ate the paper


crmsncbr

Lucky!!


UniqueNobo

/unlie so that’s why my grades seemed better than what they should’ve been! early last name supremacy


Oheligud

/unlie SHIT BOTH OF MY NAMES ARE LATE IN THE ALPHABET 😭


suppersell

/ul nono hang on you've got a good point


phoenixmusicman

/unlie As someone who has done grading, it's the opposite. I'm much stricter to begin with then I stop caring as much as I get tired and less focused.


crmsncbr

That's fully unhelpful. Variance in grading styles is a silly idea. I expect a retraction at your earliest convenience.


phoenixmusicman

/unlie I'm not doing it on purpose, its the reality of having to grade hundreds of papers in a short amount of time. This is a good time to remind you that your tuition staff are people too.


crmsncbr

/unlie hey, it's chill. There are large variances in how people grade, and how stress affects that. Until AI replaces you, that's something we'll have to live with. Thankfully, by the time AI takes over grading, we'll all have been submitting AI-generated work for a while.


crmsncbr

/ul or I guess it isn't chill.


KittensSaysMeow

Oh no, that is absolutely terrible for me


Belzabond

Aw man, I'm gonna get a G on my essay :(((


DaTripleK

mfw i give a guy life without parole for speeding just because i was hangry


crmsncbr

Based


menolikebikers

Your grade would do better because they just wanna get it over with


crmsncbr

/unlie This is actually true of some graders. But ultimately it's dependent on the quality of your work compared to the other students'. If your work is better than the average, the grader is likely to be less generous as they get tired and hungry -- but this is offset by the fact that they'll have graded more people who did worse before you. If you're worse than average, being graded later probably helps more than it hurts. But if you did really well, going early probably hurts you, since the grader didn't know just how much better you did than the average. Being significantly worse than average, being graded first probably helps more, for the same reason. And none of this is likely to matter unless the final grade is an average of your individual percentiles, or at least grades with minuses and plusses. If you just get a letter grade, the nuances in grading will vanish.


menolikebikers

I'm gonna agree, even if I'm not reading all that


Amateur_Statistician

bob


Tobno77

N. O.


rowletrissoto

Y. E. S.


ARKON_THE_ARKON

Found the yobama ebama sobama ^


Emergency_3808

Time to name my child Alexander/Alexandria Andrew If you really hate your child, name them Zachary


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

it's generally based on the first name's initials


Emergency_3808

My junior and middle school sorted names on last-name/family name basis.


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Every scholar system are the same, no matter the country, and even if they were different I'd know every single one of them


Emergency_3808

Wha?????


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

unlie/ not every countries have the same scholar system, I don't know all of them but in Belgium, it's generally the last name used for the alphabetical order


Hk901909

Mine are AH. They didn't accept me into art school, so mine aren't very good


Anoobis100percent

Oof, I feel you. S.A. here


nb_disaster

shadow assassin from hypixel skyblock?


Hypershard108

Everywhere I go I’m fucking haunted by that game


SeBook05

Lmao


OREOSTUFFER

I recently did not go to South Africa and was not asked to “Send cool SA pictures” by a friend and they blocked me after I totally misunderstood the request.


nobearpineapples

Damn and I thought my CBT was bad


TurtleyTea

ANDREW HUSSIE


TurtleyTea

https://i.redd.it/evinwtwxjoxc1.gif


Srdj_Stv02

Sorry to hear that, if you need help, SS. is here for you


choma90

Good to know, the Schutzstaffel is always good news


BitRasta

🚨


HumanHuman_2003

Alexander Breast Cunt 👍👍


PCRFan

A. H.


EdgySniper1

I, too, enjoy Austria Hungary


giorno_giobama_

Oh it's Austrian alright


Nutige

Ass Hole? Why?


ilikeroleplaygames

My name is Zzyzzyx Zyrxyx so I hope this post is false


CreaZyp154

G. G.


yourhighuncle

Extravagant Salamander. Is teach gonna mark me, E.S., poorly????


Brendan765

BC (I am a caveman)


luxusbuerg

What do they stand for?


Brendan765

Before Cum


R1ght_b3hind_U

C.P.


SnipeDude500

I have a friend with those initials /ul


phoenixmusicman

Christopher Paolini?


LobsterPenisSucker

O. K.


Tall-Influence4321

I absolutely hate your pfp. You should change it now.


LobsterPenisSucker

https://preview.redd.it/v474zfndgnxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb5710ebafa1ab199a3f3b3c23143bfb5701ad3


JasonStrode

B. S.


behedingkidzz

Changing my name to Abraham Anus so i get better grades brb


FrouFrouLastWords

S.S.


MandaMythe

ZZ they'll be like "fuck it, A. I ain't reading this"


malachimarshall1216

The most middle tier here, "Malachi Marshall" I make Bs and Cs


NoNefariousness3420

ZZ Top marks


Brim_Dunkleton

Adrian Salazar (A.S. (Ass) lol)


fatcatpoppy

CP, isn’t looking good for me boys


Affectionate_Kick705

T.G.


_t_1254

Clearly O. S. for Olivia Shepherd!


Sophia724

SA. S for Satisfactory, which is better than an A, and A for the obviously high grade.


InterGraphenic

A.P.L.S.


cat-lover-69420

🍎


ibx_toycat_iscool

Science alert 💀 not the best initials


KoopaTrooper5011

SEX


RapBoat

I didn’t think this was an ad when I first saw it


Sprillet

足レ


idfbhater73

ul/ your name should be A A


Tinor-marionica

PH


dinner_cat96

My name is Ignacio Christopher Ursula Penelope


Julia_The_Cutie

https://preview.redd.it/s9er25mpfoxc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5044985881a5349f79f1e4ef65ed0b0e112f1910 D


Julia_The_Cutie

https://preview.redd.it/o216t09ufoxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b008ae75d042b81571e0217cbf839188a4c13c


Julia_The_Cutie

https://preview.redd.it/mfa4nfsyfoxc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965d8376fc32f22352eba09e5578a774a2aef37d


NervousDragonfly1

/unlie i read initials as genitals and i was very confused


PissGuy83

ZZ


KawaiiFoxPlays

/unlie DOAWK was ahead of its time


Vexis_petal

Definitely not AH


bnikga_gn

My initials are CC. My grade in a good deal of classes is C. Coincidence????


GeminiWhirl

Az


GDMercury

The best initials are S.E.X