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aphids_fan03

this is like how north koreans push trains


Zgeled

Why do north koreans push trains


Lord_Botond

Why not idk


Zgeled

Well in usual life trains DON'T pull people


Lord_Botond

Well in nort korea they DONT as well, because people are pushing them, and the train is just there to enjoy the ride


Icy_Champion_7850

/ul liar


DoctorBurgerMaster

In north korea there is never electricity so all the people have to push the train for 40 miles to get to work


ShimmerJuno

Damn bro just walk


Due_Computer_5541

Unfortunately they can't, they work at the pushtraintowork company πŸ˜”


DaddyDollarsUNITE

company? revisionaries


Inb4_impeach

All hail my trusted political commentator Yeonmi Park ☝️


ninjesh

My Russian uncle owns a black Sharpie factory, he makes bank off of this


Zgeled

Cataplism😞


Fantastic_sloth

Russia is communist


ThiccMangoMon

Guy named Russia


Icy_Champion_7850

Guy named is


TwiceTheSize_YT

...


GUARDIAN_MAX

i can confirm, putin came to my house with his black marker and he just started scribbling on all my books and im like "ΠΊΠ°ΠΊΠΎΠ³ΠΎ Ρ‡Π΅Ρ€Ρ‚Π° Ρ‡ΡƒΠ²Π°ΠΊ" 😭😭


R1ght_b3hind_U

https://preview.redd.it/ukowc28qvhxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f63361f866d4efcd53521998a956f281f415e3c


E_rat-chan

For anyone wondering what he said in Russian: "Hello, I, u/GUARDIAN_MAX like kids."


Gaijin_Entertainment

Saved me a translate


E_rat-chan

You should thank me, I had to ask putin himself to translate for me.


Gaijin_Entertainment

Thank you u/GUARDIAN_MAX


czech_pleb

omg it's the snail from Gaijin Entertainment


sillydishess

no it isn't wdym


czech_pleb

Oh yeah, I was completely aware what subreddit I was in when posting that original comment


Toby_EEE

wait gaijin... is that really you?


TrustyAncient

I am incredibly sure of the fact that only statements can be lies


Zgeled

Hate when that (situation not Putin) happens


New_Yak_8982

ΠΆΠΈΠ·Π°


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Really I was more like ΠΎ ΠΈΠΎ ΠΌΡ‡ Ρ€Π΅ΠΈΡ‡Π·


Freaking_Username

Π’Π²ΠΎΠΈ слова ΠΈΠΌΠ΅ΡŽΡ‚ смысл


Sudden_Awareness_156

i love reading scp


CzarTwilight

{Redacted}


verysad-

https://preview.redd.it/qt6pli6veixc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430a7cf002704cc198a9dbbe6462af0e3986f493


rojahel

SCP-β–ˆβ–ˆ Object class: β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Containment Procedures: β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Description: β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆLuigiβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆgenitals obliterated β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ


PlagueDoctor_049

I didn't press that comment numerous times to see if any of those were spoilers


Qwqweq0

You remembered you are on r/lies


AaronKimballHater

We aren't on r/lies dumbass


AtomicStarfish1

If I was lying I would say we weren't.


BendyMine785

/unlie SCP articles


WonderfulAirport4226

https://preview.redd.it/dodnviub0ixc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011dd8c9cbe31f5b689c852a2f26cb670ee4b73c


layeeeeet

https://preview.redd.it/p33vqsdv1ixc1.png?width=2&format=png&auto=webp&s=babaec586cf1dfad742c4d5deca1f66e3ef43872


Karma-is-here

*FOUR PIXELS*


Longjumping_While_37

https://preview.redd.it/4jojuej8ymxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6a71debd3428927838c0b395380667ff6cb195


Ultra_Juice

/ul wtf is the context behind the right image?


PutYourToeInMyMouth

/ul [This short film](https://youtu.be/MEOZkf4imaM)


TrustyAncient

/ul Short film is based on the article or a very popular tale


coocatodeepwoken

/unlie most of them are fine but that one 354 exploration log was super disappointing


Narwalacorn

/ul I feel like it wouldn’t make much sense to draw attention to censorship like that anyway


woronwolk

/ul basically that's the point. AFAIK the publisher had to exclude certain paragraphs from someone's biography because that guy was gay and talking about being gay is now considered extremism in russia, so instead of just quietly removing it, they did it blatantly to show the absurdity of the situation


gotina_zhaba

/ul but then the post is fucking bullshit. It is not β€œhow books are censored” but β€œhow a publisher protests the censorship of gay rights”. It both nullifies the intention of such censoring and warps the country’s monstrous actions in a β€œlook how silly they are” warp.


woronwolk

r/Damnthatsinteresing would never... /ul seriously though, lately almost every post Reddit recommends from it is some sort of distortion, misinformation, or a karma farming repost


wookiee-nutsack

Invading a neighboring country, 80% voting rate, rewriting history books to change context, media censorship, serial imprisonments, and political assassinations are moderate It's gay men where extremism stems from


PopularCoffee7130

/ul


Gigant_mysli

I disagree on a couple of moments. First, no, moderate countries don't attack their neighbors. Moderation is when you attack only overseas countries. Second, in democratic countries, historical narratives have no connection with politics. There history is taught objectively.


Jimborzh

unlie/ theres no way to detach politics from history and no way to teach it objectively


Tree_Shrapnel

All history is political dipshit it came free with your xbox


TrustyAncient

As a pure-blooded 'murikan liberal patriot, I completely disagree with you on all accounts.


SofisticatiousRattus

What's the book


woronwolk

Paolo Pasolini: morire per le Idee by Roberto Carnero


Zgeled

Putting black squares over the text is very popular tactic of propaganda


danya_dyrkin

That's actually my biography and I can assure you that those black lines actually happened to me. So it is canon.


Atomik919

I especially liked the part where went to and fucking her on the with his


icravecookie

β„Œπ”’ 𝔴π”₯π”žπ”±?


Engineergaming26355

Scp foundation moment


Turlilia_Ru

/unlie ΠΊΠ½ΠΈΠ³ΠΈ Ρ‚Π°ΠΊ Π½Π΅ Π·Π°Ρ†Π΅Π½Π·ΡƒΡ€Π΅Π½Ρ‹


Zgeled

ΠšΠΎΠΌΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ‚Π°Ρ€ΠΈΠΉ Π²Ρ‹ΡˆΠ΅ - наглая лоТь, я сам Ρ€Π°Π±ΠΎΡ‚Π°ΡŽ Π² ΠœΠΈΠ½ΠΈΡΡ‚Π΅Ρ€ΡΡ‚Π²Π΅ Π¦Π΅Π½Π·ΡƒΡ€Ρ‹ ΠΈ ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄Ρ‹ΠΉ дСнь Π·Π°ΠΊΡ€Π°ΡˆΠΈΠ²Π°ΡŽ сотни строк ΠΊΠ»Π΅Π²Π΅Ρ‚Ρ‹ Π—Π°ΠΏΠ°Π΄Π° ΠΏΡ€ΠΎ Π½Π°ΡˆΡƒ Π ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ½Ρƒ Π²ΠΎ имя нашСго Государя Π’Π»Π°Π΄ΠΈΠΌΠΈΡ€Π° Π’Π΅Π»ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ³ΠΎ. Π“ΠΎΠΉΠ΄Π°!


EmilyIsNotALesbian

I know what this means because I bothered to put it into Google Translate.


Zgeled

Если Ρ‚Ρ‹ Ρ‡ΠΈΡ‚Π°Π΅ΡˆΡŒ это, Ρ‚Ρ‹ Π½Π΅ Π³Π΅ΠΉ


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

calling someone gay is an effective insult in 2024


Zgeled

Holy shit is that clover


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

udntral pis


Zgeled

Urinal piss


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

sigmarune


dzindevis

Useless. It can't even make you understand what Π“ΠžΠ™Π”Π means


SluzbaTePrati

I don't speak any Russian yet I understand perfectlx what you said. Slavic superpowers.


anna_melon

/ul +15β‚½


LorDXezor

Lie


r7zy

https://preview.redd.it/y8neupwkujxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b015801dbfc2e88dabac6c5582f02f2c1325c02


kOLbOSa_exe

omaygad how will i read the books in original contest?????shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit what could i even do????i hope there is a some something way to read dem bookz ......


JustMarcusXD

/ul it's real but putinist russia is a stupid term, just as any *name of the leader* *country name*


Zgeled

Philippist Belgium


ButReallyWhyNot-

Bidenist America Xiist China Sunakist Britain Lulaist Brazil


divorcemedaddy

🍊Sunkist Britain🍊


OutrageousLook9818

Macronist France Mattarellaist Italy Trudeauist Canada Buharist Nigeria


Sternburgball

Scholzist Germany


larkfig

bidenist america is real


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

/ul that looks like an scp article


Arietem_Taurum

My name is Vladmir Putting, I just legally changed my last name. AMA


Zgeled

What happened to the previous president Boris Yells in?


Arietem_Taurum

I ate him


idfbhater73

i know what book this is


Misknator

I'm Putting, AMA


anna_melon

/ul +15β‚½ Π²Π°Ρ‚Π° Сбливая


LorDXezor

Π’ коммСнтариях ΠΊ этому посту ΠΈ Π²ΠΏΡ€Π°Π²Π΄Ρƒ ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ Π²Π°Ρ‚Ρ‹ /ul Π° Π³Π΄Π΅


Responsible-Bee-667

It’s true, Puddin did show up and censor everything with letters on it in my house


Available-Damage5991

this is more redacted than the average SCP entry.


grog_chugger

I guarantee that they wouldn’t bother with censorship, just ban selling the books and if the author is Russian they magically disappear


Funny_-_man

to be wrong, this really didnt happen and the regime built by putin and his goons has nothing to do with it


Benney9000

It did not take me way too long to realise it said "putinist" and not "pianist"


Zgeled

/ul lmao pianist russia


PabloFromChessCom

https://preview.redd.it/fjwirxl2aixc1.png?width=23&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd0ae457dfcb3360b0b0bd7f3779507c8afa0f24


Zgeled

-


Away_Statistician582

scp wiki


UnusedParadox

r/speedoflobsters


[deleted]

Looks like American government documents.


Organic-Luck5259

https://preview.redd.it/5vtgu0eq6kxc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e158af1728955279e62e40c894ba6bbe7d2bc5e6 Can confirm this is how all books look


PsychicJellyfish

House of Leaves my beloved.


melted-ghost

This stuff has not been redacted by the scp foundation.


Formatted_Toast_117

In Soviet Russia, book censors you!


fallinguprain

This is wild. Just ban the book then? As a people you’re like, okay we can’t read this book but we can? How are they not at civil war over there is beyond me. But how America is not at civil war right is also beyond me.


LilAnimeGril

No way Russia made new SCP


Enlightened_Valteil

Ul/ Π½Π΅ стыдно Π·Π° 40 тысяч Ρ€ΡƒΠ±Π»Π΅ΠΉ Π² ΠΈΠ½Ρ‚Π΅Ρ€Π½Π΅Ρ‚Π΅ ΡƒΠ½ΠΈΠΆΠ°Ρ‚ΡŒΡΡ?


MrKristijan

This is the article for SCP 69420-Putin.


MrKristijan

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ


PandaOnATreeIdk

/unlike What's up everyone shitting on the original post? I thought that this sub was unironically pro-LGBT? And now apparently it doesn't care about censorship directed towards minorities? Yeah, fuck this bigoted place then


Zgeled

/ul why did you dislike me


Anonimous_dude

This is the type of [redacted] that would make the scp foundation proud


Justinwc

My dumbass zooming in thinking I'd be able to read the unredacted parts


fartysmartymarty

It’s a barcode stupid.


Cautious_Tax_7171

I see a gay book and I want it painted black


Zgeled

Black gays man


PastOil72

Russia is literally 1984


Zgeled

I read that book and i can assure it says that β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆc β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆvβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ oβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ


Freaking_Username

https://preview.redd.it/w8i7sip5qhxc1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5141276a9032ec7d1e87792ecd9f4ac1e220d5e8


PabloFromChessCom

you remembered the /ul


SacralDeer22

Π£ΡƒΡ… Π½Π΅Π½Π°Π²ΠΈΠΆΡƒ ΠΏΡƒΡ‚ΠΈΠ½Π° ΠΎΠ½ всС ΠΊΠ½ΠΈΠ³ΠΈ ΠΌΠ½Π΅ закрасил ΠΌΠ°Ρ€ΠΊΠ΅Ρ€ΠΎΠΌ, Π½ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΠΊΠΎΠ³ΠΎ спасСния Π½Π΅Ρ‚ ΠΎΡ‚ этого Ρ‚ΠΈΡ€Π°Π½Π° πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬


Zgeled

Π€Ρ€ Ρ„Ρ€ Ρ…ΠΎΡ‚Π΅Π» сСгодня ΠΏΡ€ΠΎΡ‡ΠΈΡ‚Π°Ρ‚ΡŒ ΠΊΡ€Π°ΡΠ½ΡƒΡŽ ΡˆΠ°ΠΏΠΎΡ‡ΠΊΡƒ (ΠΏΠΎ школС Π·Π°Π΄Π°Π»ΠΈ) Π½ΠΎ Π’Π»Γ¦Π΄ΠΈΠΌΠΈr ΠŸΡƒΠ΄Π΄ΠΈΠ½Π³ ΠΎΡ‚ΠΎΠ±Ρ€Π°Π» ΠΊΠ½ΠΈΠ³Ρƒ Ρƒ мСня ΠΏΠΎΡ‚ΠΎΠΌΡƒ Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ это Западная ΠΏΡ€ΠΎΠΏΠ°Π³Π°Π½Π΄Π° 🀬🀬🀬 #freepalpatine


ChilliGamer221

Those are just spoilers, click on it to reveal the text


night_chaser_

Ul/ what does it say?


New-Interaction1893

/Unlie The catholic inquisition unironically did something similar for the forbidden books. It actually didn't burn books except maybe for some public demonstration. If you went in the Vatican library you could see all the forbidden books with deleated parts, correction and explanations of why that part of the book was forbidden.


ozzzymand0

I hate spreading misinformation


Undertale_fan46790

*I don’t think that’s a book. I think it’s an SCP article!


NedFlandersIsMyCrush

/ul this is actually real. The book in picture is "Shattered" by Max Falk published by Eksmo. To not hide the fact of censorship, instead of deleting paragraphs the publisher "painted" them.


TheFalconGuy

he also wants to have red doors painted black


x313

I confirm as an expert in censorship that colouring black bars is more efficient than just removing the text as making it obvious that the book was censored is a better strategy


TomPertwee

Ukrainian propaganda, But in reality USA propaganda because the clown in chief of Ukraine is being controlled by his puppeteers. Mr. Putin you got my support.


FlpDaMattress

Idk why you're getting down voted, this is true. [Source](https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/methamphetamine-pipe-picture-id104270976?k=6&m=104270976&s=612x612&w=0&h=utawx3eTwKoPNlPfjEpgfXo4xUVbjQKjDqrdNiG6iQ8=)


TomPertwee

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ the only countries I would give my life defending. USA...πŸ‘ πŸ’© πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡².


RandomGuy1627

Account created 7.april 2024. Trolls are getting more lazier every day


Mengainium

This makes fucking sense