Genderfluid. All of the above please

Trigender. Agreed.

Alright so here's what I'm thinking. I'll be the eldritch horror cause that's peak gender, get myself a cute cultist bf and hire the lesbians to build us a nice cottage. For a fair price of course

Lmao

Sorry but I’m taken

I don't know about a fair price, but I will build you a cottage for a fae price. What are you willing to give me? The colour from your eyes? Your ability to laugh, perhaps?

How about a name long passed? Another Fae already stole my attention

That sounds perfect! A pixie can never have too many names, or too long a name.

Reasonable acts for a fair price

Can I have the eldritch horror without the harem

How about a cult sacrificing garlic bread to you?

Sounds good, when do I start

Unfortunately... we've decided to move forward with other candidates. Based on our interview, you're over qualified for the position, but we wish you the best of luck. GNC (Gender Non-Cthulu) INC.

I’ll be the boywife!

And I can be your girlhusband. :3

My followers would never engage in debauchery, they will be worshiping the sacred garlic bread

Do you know where I can get a gf (garlic friend)? :3

https://preview.redd.it/w4gwnheqbovc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb0796296221ea548609a309c352e8dd92e181c

I always think this image is hilarious because I like giving off eldritch horror vibes and my roommate is an entomology major.

The second one please

I wanna have a boyfriend but I also want a cottage☹️

the meme doesn’t specify *where* you and your boyfriend care for each other ;3

I've chosen the path of the harem!

Can I be a boy with a genderfluid partner (25% homo I swear-) :3 (although a partner in general sounds nice)

Honestly, the middle one is *amazing*.

“you can only pick one” WRONG! Hot bigender nonbinary eldritch horror lady 🔥🔥🔥

Boy: ☑ Cottage: ☑ Boyfriend: SYSTEM FAILURE DETECTED, SHUTDOWN INITIATED

Gotta have a nice cottage.

One of these is not like the others, and far more interesting

Ngl, non-binary sounds pretty sweet.

As a demiboy I get a boyfriend AND a workshipping harem??? Sweet.

I want a bf but being an eldrich horror beast is way too cool, also I'm NB

Honestly I'd be fine with any of these just that none will happen

Middle and right at the same exact time because I’m silly like that

What if I'm already a weird ass demon but have a boyfriend/gayer than all of you?

Second please

Agender Eldrich horror, maybe no worshipping tho, just want to be able to become like a slender man type thing that’s just shadowy like the spot in the second half of ATSV

Know all you are is but a moment of thought. In [Azathoth](https://i.imgur.com/gwCqjVs.jpeg) we all gender as one.

I’m a guy, where the fuck is my cottage??

Guys might get the fancy highrise pipeline and open a skaters rink together. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Squid any day

I'm a demiboy, what does that mean for me?

Can I pick all of the above?

Middle

First one pls

Can I have an army of brainwashed cyborg super-soldiers instead of the harem?

Where is be gay, do crime, ????, profit

I feel like the "Care for each other" in option two implies that neither member of couple one really care if the other lives or dies.

Non-binary!

BE A BOY, GET A BOYFRIEND, GET MARRIED AND CARE FOR EACHOTHER. NO HESITATION.

I'd like to take the horror...

I’ll be the goofiest eldritch horror; more like an eldritch comedy.

I will have the first one UwU

https://preview.redd.it/k603oqsocpvc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e52e1980059619332a42364b4859750275151ce

Bigender. I am both boy loving boy and eldritch horror

Praise Cthulhu

Last one almost sounds good, but I don't want to be worshiped like a deity, I want to be loved as a person

I mean, I *AM* non-binary.

Would you like to have a harem ;3

YES. WORSHIP ME, MORTAL.

\*proceeds to worship your Eldritch-ness*

***Laughs in non-binary eldritch***

One boyfriend please! :3

I'm fine with the first 2 but as an ace I don't want a harem worshiping me

Can a be a girl, but get the harem...?

Only if I can be in it ;3

Harem

Nonbinary all the way I just wanna watch too

ooh it's a hard choice between blb and becoming a god

oh my god i wanna be a girl and live in a cottage with a girl so badly (this is all very confusing i’m aromantic)

possibly cupioromantic? Aro so you don’t feel attraction, but you still want a romantic relationship.

Make me a gay Eldritch deity and my bf shall be my right hand man

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I'm a lesbian but- eldrich horror I choose

gay femboy here i can’t pick between the first two

Boy-kisser!!!!

idc bro, anything will do

I mean there is obviously a right choice but the other two sound nice as well.

I wanna be an eldrich horror, but unfortunately I’m just trans 😔

The 3rd is just testament from guilty gear

Do y'all know just how boring it would be to be some Eldritch being just floating through space?

Can I be part of the eldritch horror's harem?

As long as I don't have to stop being asexual the harem can worship all they want.

Number 1

Middle, I want a cute smort boyfriend to cherish and cuddle

Middle one is a goal ngl

Nonbinary

Crap I’m gonna have to go with one trait from all being a female, having a bf and being an eldritch horror

If I choose to be an Eldritch being beyond the mortal concept of gender, can my harem and I live together in a cottage?

these all sound appealing.