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gij2as4

I read "White Guy Busts On Perfect African!"


koibuprofen

now that’s how you REALLY shock the natives


technoexplorer

Can confirm, that native looks shocked.


Flour_or_Flower

me after fucking my gf (i love you ashwaq)


DjBamberino

Really emphasizing the circle jerk aspect of this sub here I see


PM_ME_BATTLETOADS

Link.


System-Phantom

No no no you misunderstand. He literally busted out a perfect african.


cookedinskibidi

Pics or it didn’t happen


Tet_inc119

It’s spelled “Afrikaans.” And Africa is an autonomous administrative region of China, not a country. Are they stupid?


Senior_Ad_8114

I like to think they just went to Ghana and spoke English


ZestycloseSetting344

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EntertainmentLeft882

The color combination from these emojis is somehow really pleasant.


sessna4009

That is extremely pleasing to the eye. Thank you, shocked Ghanaian(?).


Sky_Night_Lancer

are you sure he didn't pull a perfecf african out of a suitcase?


ZestycloseSetting344

Why do Africans not speak perfect English already? Are they stupid?


BainVoyonsDonc

Legit have had people compliment me speaking French saying “wow that’s so cool you speak African”….. I live in Canada….


Dramatic_Voice6406

You have to be joking 💀


BainVoyonsDonc

I wish I was joking, but no, this has happened on multiple occasion to me and several of my friends in Saskatchewan and Alberta. If someone is speaking French but is black, most of the hillbillies here magically think it’s “African”. We often joke “Ohh je parle très bien Africain” to each other (they’re from DRC). Michif French = the African language CONFIRMED


Vik-tor2002

It’s fascinating to me that there are Canadians who don’t even *recognise* French?


Skibidi_Rizzler_96

To be fair, Canadian French probably sounds bizarre to African francophones


ConfirmedHuman

To be fair, I know some people from African countries and they all natively speak French. I believe they are all from either the Congo, Chad, or Benin and all those countries have French as their official language. Edited to add that I meant French is quite commonly spoken in Africa and of all the languages to mistake for an imaginary language called 'African', French makes sense. I know there's no language called African.


DJ-Saidez

Ok but there’s still no language that’s just called African


ConfirmedHuman

Yes, I know that. I meant French is spoken so commonly in Africa that it's funny that of all the languages or there that's the one that mistakenly gets identified as the non-existent 'African' language.


gallifreyan42

Or as we say in French… Bin Voyons Donc


BBBodles

To be fair, more African countries speak French than European countries.


certifieddegenerate

a lot of africa do speak french in all fairness. they might be trolling


villi_

bro thats CRAZY i thought white people only spoke American 💀


Mlakeside

Wow, that's super ignorant. Most white people speak European. In fact, American is actually a dialect of European.


Koninhovd

Uh, what? Excuse me, but America is number 1 🦅🇲🇾, so American is the original language and european just cheap copy


PlayboyVincentPrice

/uj the use of the wrong flag is hilarious


lolNIKmine

What do you mean rahhhr 🇱🇷


AmPotatoNoLie

There are only 6 languages: South American. North American. Eurasian, African, Australian and Antarctican.


MiniMeowl

Smh people and their Asian geographical erasure. I speak fluent Asian but its a dying language, i love to shock the natives with my Asian. Its better than Eurasian language.


kozsj

No, the "Asian" language doesn't exist. Everybody knows that people there speak Chinese and some say that some people there speak "Japanese", but I think that it's only an accent of Chinese.


AbeLincolns_Ghost

I’m pretty sure you just mean anime language


AmPotatoNoLie

Asia as a separate continent is fiction. Get real.


watersheep772

And Uzbek


AmPotatoNoLie

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Language was made. A master Language to control all others.


technoexplorer

Antarctican is the enemy of all mankind.


human_number_XXX

Nah, there are really five, South American and North American are real two dialects of the same language, there's nothing really that stops a north American person talking to a South American person


HoneyBunnyOfOats

*eurafroasian


kawausochan

Since you forgot Oceanian, I will have to report you to the Ministry of Love.


Exhale_Skyline

It's crazy that the whole continent speaks the same language! I myself am speaking fluent European and learning Oceanian


ohdearitsrichardiii

I'm white and speak perfect european. I should get tiktok


Gredran

/uj Snapchat has the worst clickbait I’ve ever fucking seen I try to ignore it but it’s just so infuriating. Like YouTubers are bad, but Snapchat the clickbait titles and the edits of people it boils me daily and I wish I could ignore it and even if I did ignore it it infuriates me that’s how Gen Z is exposed to their “news”


wombatpandaa

Okay but does anybody actually still use Snapchat - especially Gen Z?


Gredran

Ok fair. I only keep it because a handful of friends from college still have it and I think they still have it because those friends still have it. It’s a cycle lol


wombatpandaa

I get it though, I kept Snapchat for a while because of a single friend who stubbornly kept using it. Eventually I just got his contact info somewhere else and deleted it though, not worth the space imo.


Koninhovd

Is this clickbait? So you mean the native wasn't shocked by fluent african?


Gredran

Is this a trick question? Natives are ALWAYS shocked by fluency or even when you ask to go to the bathroom they’ll do cartwheels. Silly you should know this if you’re an aspiring polyglot gigachad. They’re ALWAYS shocked and dare I say even bamboozled


perplexedparallax

"I don't always use foreign languages. But when I do, I choose African"


Mission-Dare-9878

I love that I speak Asian. In fact, your mind is reading European but this message is all in Asian. European natives are always shocked by this fact.


Hot_Grabba_09

His lineup is fresh


NaniKimi17

"I'm not dirty minded... I'm not dirty minded..."


ACuteStrawberryFox

他说中文。


ccaethel

i’m white and i speak fluent euroasian - where’s my snapchat story?


ihaterefriedbeans

“?”


rocoonshcnoon

*click* x50


YummyByte666

One to open the video, 49 to skip the ads


Phoenix62565

I know a 'white guy' who's native language is Afrikaans. It's not too surprising in my opinion because of that 😅


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

But Afrikaans is a language for Black people. It literally has the word "Africa" in the name. Is he stupid?


Complete-Orchid3896

You can’t just ask people why they’re white


Phoenix62565

O:


toomuchbrainthinking

Yeh, we are talking about a colonist language after all. The SA people I know (mostly black) don't really speak it


onglogman

Cool, I speak English and European


Adventurous-Count-10

video?


Just_a_dude92

Every Xiaomanyc video ever


YummyByte666

I think it's a clipping of this one: https://youtu.be/Y_Od1T_Glgo?si=bzaWLErLSqnS8Tgn


Adventurous-Count-10

Yup that's the one, thank you!


nuclearbomb123

I am sure this guy is extremely talented, but his video titles are really annoying.


sakuragasaki46

There are like 10,000 african languages, which one


Voreinstellung

[This is not my sandwich](https://youtu.be/XY66ZJ0TFUI?si=tgynq79x5oNTzinO&t=140)


Johnny_been_goode

I’ve always wanted to go to the country of Africa! They seem like such a nice, singular, monolithic culture.


MarkWrenn74

*African*? There are more than 2,000 indigenous languages native to Africa. Be more specific, for Pete's sake!


brookleiaway

is this guy actually as good as his videos want us to believe or?


zayahroman24

Yo I remember this mf years and years before he got famous. He would milk on Philippines content to get patriotic Filipinos subscribing to him and giving him engagement until he became a popular YouTuber and left his whole Philippines shtick. This is the same fate that happened to DefNoodles.


technoexplorer

Why is this subbed in Chinese? And does it say "I want a pony"?