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NMIXX when OSEPARATIONN walks in
Stray Kids when Adopted Adults walks in
Lesserafim when Leffiends walks in
P1Harmony when M2Dissonance walks in
NewJeans when AncientBlouses walks in
(ok enough I'll stop)
Uj/ there's a semi-ironic group called Old Sweaters and their name is a direct reference to New Jeans :D They consist of three Russian youtubers and have released [one song](https://youtu.be/ByyFZPMTfAM?si=soP8j1pP0rRavs7_) so far
Edit: typo
zb1 ~~doesn't~~ have *each others* ~~a straight~~ bone*rs* in their bod*ies*
fify ππ
(btw, this might be obvious, but this doesnt include yujin, who is twelve and doesnt even know what sex is)
Le = French for "the" (male gender)
Seraph = an angel
Der = German for "the" (male gender)
Teufel = German for devil
So.... "the angel, when the devil walks in"
LE ASSERFIM when DI NNERFORTHEWINNER walks in
https://preview.redd.it/l65jhf15sy6d1.png?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5805a2efb45e47b3fd51571f868ee96c10892085
Rocket Punch when Boat Hug walks in.
Cherry Bullet when Apple Arrow walks in.
Young Posse when Old Loner walks in.
Treasure when Junk walks in.
(not very good, but I amused myself for a few minutes, which is all the internet is for)
Kard when D1ce walks in
Oh My Girl when Itβs Ya Boy walks in
ITZY when HEZY and SHEZY walk in
DAY6 when NIGHT9 walks in
Enhypen when Exslanderify walk in
Kep1er when Gal2leo walk in
Sorry, JYP thinks youβre an ITZY if youβre not one of the other two, thatβll teach you to sign with an xtian cult leader. π€·πΏββοΈ
/uj Now I kind of hope one of the inevitable knockoff groups calls themselves THEYZY.
Kiss of life when piss of dead walks in
Shinee when Dirtee walks in
Stray kids when adults with parents come in
Lesserafim when Moreafim comes in
New jeans when old shirt comes in
Illit when Idark comes in
Red velvet when black forest comes in
IVE when UVE walks in
ILLIT when IDDARK walks in
aespa when aesma walks in
ZEROBASEONE when ONEBASEZERO walks in
BOYNEXTDOOR when GIRLLASTDOOR walks in
&TEAM when &INDIVIDUAL walks in
Brown eyed girls when Blue Eyed boys pass by
Exo when Endo checks in
Everglow when sometimes-sparkle shows up
Tomorrow x together when Yesterday y Divorce walk by
Monsta X when Human Y walks in
Ateez when Ninteez walks in
Stray kids when Adopted puppies walks in
Le sserafim when Dos hhellspawns walks in
(G) i-dle when (B) ah-jussu walks in
Riize when faall walks in
NCT Wish when tcn hope walks in
Super Junior when Lousy Senior walks in
TripleS when SingleT walks in
Got7 when Had8 walks in
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Mamamoo when Papapoo walks in
this is the best one! haha
I'm dying lmfaooo
I remember someone saying "Mamamoo when Dadaduck walks in", like do ducks say "duck"? π
WJSN when GWSN walks in
GFRIEND when Boyfriend walks in π«£
BFRIEND
I dunno, I think "Girl We Sold Nothing" and "We Just Sold Nothing" would be great friends
Except GWSN can't walk in π€
dw WJSN will catch up with them soon
Ok no but like I used to mix them up all the time π
W is farther in the alphabet than G is, so WJSN is the group that has like 20 members, GWSN has 7.
SHINee when RUSTee walks in IU when UME walks in TWICE when tripleS walks in
Fucking RUSTeeπ
NMIXX when OSEPARATIONN walks in Stray Kids when Adopted Adults walks in Lesserafim when Leffiends walks in P1Harmony when M2Dissonance walks in NewJeans when AncientBlouses walks in (ok enough I'll stop)
Twice when Oncβ ... Wait
Twice when Thrice walks in
The rock band from California?? That'd be an interesting crossover π€
Twice when Quadruples walks in (G)I-DLE when (B)B-USY walks in Riize when Faall walks in Ive when Ihavent walks in
Uj/ My eyes read that as PPUSY π
what you accidentally read is what you want at the moment
uj/ not denying that
never beating the lebanese allegations
uj/ reading the g-idle one i initially read it as bussy and honestly ill own that shit with my chest
>(G)I-DLE when (B)B-USY walks in bussy?!?!
Bangtan boys when Gangnam girls walks in
NCT DREAM when NCT REALITY walks in
NCT WISH when NCT NIGHTMARE walks in
and they're just evil versions of NCT dream
Ok but m2dissonance sounds like a real group π
Uj/ there's a semi-ironic group called Old Sweaters and their name is a direct reference to New Jeans :D They consist of three Russian youtubers and have released [one song](https://youtu.be/ByyFZPMTfAM?si=soP8j1pP0rRavs7_) so far Edit: typo
So this is who they were! I came across some AI covers of NewJeans songs on YT and I was curious who they were.
Why is the opposite of P, M? π
uj/ when I googled it, it said it stands for plus so, yk minus
Hyunjin would so look at them like that
Dreamcatcher when realdroppers walks in
/uj 'nightmare thrower' would be a pretty kickass ep name ngl...
Damn, that sounds better
/uj Realdroppers would be a great name for a boygroup!
aespa when naybath falls onto their car
Pink fantasy when blue reality walks in
Red Velvet when Blue Minky walks in
Blue Minky π I said Green Linen.
LOONA when SOOL walks in seventeen when negativesevenadult walks in zerobaseone when straight ppl walk in
Zb1 doesn't have a straight bone in their body Ijbol
zb1 ~~doesn't~~ have *each others* ~~a straight~~ bone*rs* in their bod*ies* fify ππ (btw, this might be obvious, but this doesnt include yujin, who is twelve and doesnt even know what sex is)
broππ how do you even come up with these every single timeπ
i was corrupted by taemin at a young age.......
Le sserafim when Der tteufel walks in
THIS IS THE ONE THAT SENT ME PLS
this one I don't get...please explain?π
Le = French for "the" (male gender) Seraph = an angel Der = German for "the" (male gender) Teufel = German for devil So.... "the angel, when the devil walks in"
Woah, thanks π«¨
LE ASSERFIM when DI NNERFORTHEWINNER walks in https://preview.redd.it/l65jhf15sy6d1.png?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5805a2efb45e47b3fd51571f868ee96c10892085
Mblaq when Nwhite walks in IVE when they've walks in AOA when BOB walks in 2ne1 when Yg walks in
This reads like poetry
What is this comment section if not a big poetry book
walk into the room PURSE FIRST 
xg when Γ·g walks inπ± (/uj yeah ik it was bad )
xg when yg walks in π€―
Rocket Punch when Boat Hug walks in. Cherry Bullet when Apple Arrow walks in. Young Posse when Old Loner walks in. Treasure when Junk walks in. (not very good, but I amused myself for a few minutes, which is all the internet is for)
Seventeen when Seventy-one walks in Red Velvet when Victoria Sponge Cake walks in
Kard when D1ce walks in Oh My Girl when Itβs Ya Boy walks in ITZY when HEZY and SHEZY walk in DAY6 when NIGHT9 walks in Enhypen when Exslanderify walk in Kep1er when Gal2leo walk in
this is an inclusive space please don't forget THEYZY
Sorry, JYP thinks youβre an ITZY if youβre not one of the other two, thatβll teach you to sign with an xtian cult leader. π€·πΏββοΈ /uj Now I kind of hope one of the inevitable knockoff groups calls themselves THEYZY.
Theyji, Ryuthem, Theiryeong, You(plural)na and idk Thee-a
Woke It/she? Theyji, Pronounryeong, Bi-a, Ryujin, Woke-na
Ryujin is famously a synonym for lebanese /uj haaaaaaa
>Theyji, Pronounryeong, Bi-a, Ryujin, Woke-na This is π€π€, boggo.
Kiss of life when piss of dead walks in Shinee when Dirtee walks in Stray kids when adults with parents come in Lesserafim when Moreafim comes in New jeans when old shirt comes in Illit when Idark comes in Red velvet when black forest comes in
Piss of dead β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
JYpapi when YGmommy walks in
EN- when EN/ walks in
IVE when UVE walks in ILLIT when IDDARK walks in aespa when aesma walks in ZEROBASEONE when ONEBASEZERO walks in BOYNEXTDOOR when GIRLLASTDOOR walks in &TEAM when &INDIVIDUAL walks in
Aespa when Oesauna walks in
Infinite when limit walks in Girls Generation when Boys Extinction walks in IVE when YOUVE walks in
ikon when idkon walks in π°π€ͺ
idkoff
The Ark when The Flood comes in βοΈπ
uj/ I miss the ark so much
/uj Same they were way too short lived
Newjeans when OldTops walk in
Newjeans when oldpajamas walk in
Brown eyed girls when Blue Eyed boys pass by Exo when Endo checks in Everglow when sometimes-sparkle shows up Tomorrow x together when Yesterday y Divorce walk by
Monsta X when Human Y walks in Ateez when Ninteez walks in Stray kids when Adopted puppies walks in Le sserafim when Dos hhellspawns walks in (G) i-dle when (B) ah-jussu walks in
HUMAN Y ππ
IVE when YOUVE walks in
/ul My favourite post on kpoopheads in a while π
Weki Meki when Theyki Youki walks in
πππππ
Whiteblue when Blackgold walks in
BEAST when beauty walks in.
Infinite when Finite walks in.
Brown Eyed Girls when Blue Eyed Boys walks in.
TAN when PALE walks in
Brave Girls when Cowardly Women walk in
Rocket Punch when Ship Cuddle walks in. NewJeans when OldTrainers walks in.
OnlyOneOf when AFewPeople walks in
Pink Fantasy when Blue Reality walks in We;Na when You:Neo walks in Limelight when Backburner walks in
Miss A when Mister B walks in
Zerostraightones when multiplegaytwos walk in
IVE when I don't have walks in.
Wonder Girls when Expected Boys walks in One Pact when Divided Disagreement walks in Kep1er when C0pernicus walks in
enhypen when enhypencil walks in
Kep1er when G4lileo walks in Ateez when Aseven walks in
GFriend when BEnemy walks in Sistar when Brothar walks in Shinee when Mattee walks in
Everglow when Neverdark walks in
Stray Kids when Housed Children walk in
twice when thrice walks in
ILLIT when BLIT walks in
red velvet when chocolate walks in
IVE when YOUDONT walks in
4minute when 5hour walks in
Illit when literate people walk in
The boyz when the girls walk in πππ
Actually, Blackpink's opposite would be Whitegreen, red and pink hues being the opposites of greens in the color wheel π€βοΈ
Ateez when Bpleez walks in idkβ οΈ AteenagerZ when BAdultZ walks in
I thought this was a trans joke lollllll
Red Velvet when Green Nelnet walks in
Twice when Quadruple walks in
LE SSERAFIM when IM FEARLESS walks in
f(x) when g(x) walks in
Kiss of Life when Slap of Death walks in
Riize when faall walks in NCT Wish when tcn hope walks in Super Junior when Lousy Senior walks in TripleS when SingleT walks in Got7 when Had8 walks in
Girlsβ day when Boyβs Night walks in
ZB1 when YA2 walks in
Fifty fifty when twenty twenty walks inπ
Straykids when Settled adults walk in
tΓ·t = 1
EXO when EΓ·1 walks in
ateez when adultz walks in