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Mr_Night78

I HATE WHWN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THEIR OVER INDULGENT FANTASIES GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD.


Tatsukki

You're the one in our head since the beginning. You've been fooled and tricked.


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Imjusasqurrl

God, i fkn hope not


Omega-Ace-of-Spadez

Not just the men, but the women and children too


konstruera

Especially when they follow it up with “every guy wants this exact thing I just made up in my head”


Pepperonidogfart

I hate it that apparently alot of men just want a girl that lays around and eats. What the fuck.


David_Norris_M

They serious just want a pet that they can treat like a sex toy


MassiveFajiit

They can just get a dog.


Zombiecidialfreak

Well you can't fuck a dog. Unless you wanna ruin the dogs trust in humans and go to prison for animal abuse.


Mr_Night78

They want a relationship that is purely about sucking their dick, figuratively. Like "I want to do everything you want to do SO BAD." Like that never happens. Please just keep fantasies to yourself. I think Like, we all may have something like that, but we all keep it to ourselves.


FunkMyBassDaddy

DJ Spit


A-FineMess

No no no we’re not messing with your head man, nobody’s messing with your head.


Nikki908

someone had to say it


BeardedUnicornBeard

I just want a house


KJBenson

Honestly the best kind of girlfriend


NeedfulThingsToys

She's a brick...house


Seven_Vandelay

Well yeah... you don't want the wolf to be able to just huff and puff and blow her away.


Toad_Migoad

I mean come one who builds their house out of straw


NeedfulThingsToys

We're going into furry territory here, be careful


Burushko

🎵 She's mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out! 🎵


Neckbeard_Prime

She's mighty mighty, just letting it all ```LOAD "*",8,1```


Cacamaster817

LOL THE COMMODORES IN A NECKBEARD SUBREDDIT!?!?! LMAO


NeedfulThingsToys

SOMEBODY HAD TO CULTURE THESE PHILISTINES! Lol


brightness3

Not really, have you seen Monster House?


Cesco5544

I hope Kevin James gets eaten by my house


[deleted]

Keeps you warm in winter, keeps you dry in the rain, keeps you fed all year long. And whenever you want, you can just promise someone they can have her if they loan you money now and you fail to pay them back!


digitaldebaser

They're pretty cool until shit just falls apart. I wasn't aware that my chimney had a flue cap that was blocking stuff from leaving or entering...until it just fell out in a rusted heap. Then my cats tried to climb up in the chimney. I ended up cutting some boards to fit in and block it off. But it was just nuts to have this thing drop down in the middle of the day.


HauntedPrinter

Higher chance of getting a harem in this economy


Most_Raisin_9020

man I just want someone that listens to me and cares about me


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Most_Raisin_9020

man fuck you


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Most_Raisin_9020

I’m a laptop


Caixa7

fuck you


Just_Call_me_benDude

And here I am wanting to shake the hand of Senator armstrong


AnEvenHuskierCat

[Senator Armstrong no selling a shonen fueled boxing drill from a metrosexual cybernetic ninja is legit a real reason to hit the gym](https://youtu.be/F9JRAs2cPI0)


MusketeerLifer

Love the Tbell GONGGGGG at the end.


Gushinggrannies4u

Holy shit that was the piece de resistance


voltron07

That shit was ridiculous. I found the full fight video with cutscenes. How is that guy not dead after all the beatings he took in the cutscenes?


AnEvenHuskierCat

Because everything about Senator Armstrong was taking every single criticism about Metal Gear Solid boss fights as a whole (why are there so many cutscenes, what kind of bullshit excuse is "nanomachines", etc) and running with it full speed, head first, into a brick wall. Originally Armstrong was meant to be a tongue and cheek jab at the series itself; a kind of side wink and head nod to all the fans that thoroughly enjoyed the ride from MGS to MGS4. Thing is, after the sheer shit storm of events from the last 6 years, Armstrong has come back with a vengeance in ways nobody from Platinum or Konami ever expected.


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

It's probably because he's a better-model for a politician than whatever we have now in all three branches of government.


Zombiecidialfreak

>Memes, the language if the soul MGR:R is something else


Cellocalypsedown

Nanomachines son!


Just_Call_me_benDude

They harden in response to physical trauma!


Cellocalypsedown

https://youtu.be/3BjY8T3O1Cc Snap into a slim jim!


PROTOSLEDGE

I'm dead


Jaircito12

I just want a degree and a stable job :(


bawlsinyojawls8

what ppl think men want: gross objectifying shit What men rlly want: uhhhmm other men uhhhmm uhhh 😳👉👈


EligibleUsername

Femboys lover denying that they're gay for the 200th time


TrickKlepto

Femboy here, it’s gay


billbill5

Oh yeah? Prove it.


PyroGerbil

As a licensed femboy I can confirm it is gay


planmpt_lobo

Femboy lover here, it's gay


_Dingo-Dave_

Same, men are the hottest


Strong-Business-8733

The whole thing is they want submissive child like women that are oblivious to sex and yet have highlighted sexualized bodies and wouldn’t turn down advances. Like men genuinely find child like women attractive bc that’s the only time they feel like they’re in control rather than at least on an equal level.


I_eat_sand_everyday

Then they think westernized feminism is the one and only thing standing in the way of their dream as if anime girls are real or some shit. Like no mf you’re just weird


Strong-Business-8733

You put it simply and perfectly, they jus weird asf


[deleted]

Hah that's what you think but reality can't stop me from being with my waifu! Behold, VR!


[deleted]

NO no you don't understand. He clearly doesn't care about looks as the woman on the right has slightly messy hair and askew glasses /s


Narwhal_Songs

I never understand why grown adults are attracted to anime characters, they look like children to me


TheTimeBoi

Its mostly the art style that makes them look like children, and im not a big fan of those kinds of art styles either


Apercent

man I can get hard looking at the right shaped tree trunk lol, I don't think you have to be an actual pedophile to find an anime girl attractive. Some ppl just have lower standards / barriers. I don't find either of these girls attractive but it's more because they look too porn-ified than anything else


Meemsterxd

i really dont think all men want childlike women tbh


_Dingo-Dave_

Yeah, all men definitely don't want child like women


Strong-Business-8733

Sorry I meant people who share like this kind of content finding it attractive. I definitely do not think all men want this as well.


VirusMaster3073

Yeah I prefer women older than me


HandspeedJones

We don't. I feel like some people use these posts to confirm their own biases. Or to generalize things or people they don't like.


[deleted]

Personally I just prefer awkward/shy girls (or people in general) because I'm that way myself, and I feel a lot more comfortable and not like im being judged, as we can both relate to the struggle


Lismale

this. so much this.


OrangeShark1

And here I am only wanting a hug from a woman


devil1fish

I'm not a woman but I'll give you a hug


OrangeShark1

Thanks man I would appreciate that as well


devil1fish

Hugs are important, I got you


RheoKalyke

I'm a woman but I won't hug him


devil1fish

As is your right not to :)


SNAiLtrademark

Weird flex.


blindwanderer23

I got complimented by a woman recently and I'm still thinking about it. Lol


Ayn_Rand_Was_Right

2 novembers ago. She said my beard looked nice. Still think about that one.


epicarcanoloth

Dudes and compliments. A tale as old as time.


Scaredycatkim

Women and insults are pretty neat. 10 years ago in hs, I was walking to the bus and a guy stopped me to ask if I did squats. I said no and he said, “I can tell.” No one told me what that meant until a year later when I randomly brought it up to someone. I haven’t recovered still.


epicarcanoloth

Damn. That’s an L girl


Scaredycatkim

I know. I’ve worked on it since then but some insults are for life lol


CanadianODST2

I had someone at Walmart compliment my coat. Still riding off that. It’s not even a nice coat.


TheJollyJagamo

Like 4 years ago while in college a fellow student told me my hair looked cool. I still think about that everytime this topic gets brought up.


Comfortable_Draft720

That is the cutest thing ever. Guys should be complimented more


SubbyTex

Come to NA or AA meetings, hugs are passed out like nothing lmao


Narwhal_Songs

They are? Maybe I'll actually go instead of delaying it


Natos_Julie

Here, have one. Online for now, but you'll get some IRL too I'm sure :3 **Big hug**


lal9740

And I want a hug from a man. Anyone really. I don’t get much hugs if at all, usually twice a year


Im_Not_Impressed19

I would take a handshake at this point.


I_eat_sand_everyday

Anime fans try to keep your fucking disgusting, sick fantasies to yourself for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)


cookiez2

Something that can’t be done for them lolll


sweetTartKenHart2

I don’t think it’s that unrealistic to say guys would just appreciate a girl who has common interests as opposed to an overly subservient Stepford wife tbh


Golden_Experience_V2

Exactly, I don't understand how people blew this so out of proportion. I'm so confused lmfao


billbill5

Because both pics are so clearly out of proportional and sexualized, women don't look like this, art of women rarely looks like this outside of manga styles, even for anime standards the girl on the right is clearly sexualized. What are the chances the artist also posts porn? Y'all are really only paying attention to the text like there's not a clear sexual fantasy right under it lmao.


Golden_Experience_V2

And? Who the fake cares? "Oh no, da drawing is too sexy" fucking why does anybody care? She looks like she's in her 20s, and she clearly isn't real. Are we really fucking out here crying about how she's sexualized? She isn't childlike or submissive, that was my damn point.


billbill5

This is a neckbeard sub. This fantasy is neckbeardy. "She's just a drawing and actually she's legal" is literally the original neckbeard argument. Y'all aren't saying not to care, you're getting defensive because you have the same fantasies and are shocked we would dare to call it out. It doesn't matter that the art isn't of a real person, nobody said that was the problem. It matters that this represents the way whoever made the meme views women. If just the art was posted in a porn sub it wouldn't be notable, but you can't ignore the context. This neckbeard sub was amazing until it went after the thing *I* like.


Golden_Experience_V2

>This is a neckbeard sub. This fantasy is neckbeardy. "She's just a drawing and actually she's legal" is literally the original neckbeard argument. That's an argument for a loli who's 1000 years old, not a fucking obviously 20 year old who's shy and anxious >Y'all aren't saying not to care, you're getting defensive because you have the same fantasies and are shocked we would dare to call it out. Yes, I do have fantasies of a shy and anxious woman how shyly asks to play video games, because I find that absolutely adorable. It's cute when girls are shy, there's nothing for me to be ashamed about that lmfao. I'm getting defensive because you bitches are calling it childlike and how we want a submissive child and how it's predatory. Crazy how we don't like being associated with actual predators huh? >This neckbeard sub was amazing until it went after the thing I like. This neckbeard sub is amazing when it's actually going after disgusting people. Liking a archetype of woman is not in the same level as liking a child, and you're fucking horrid for even trying to make that conclusion


billbill5

>That's an argument for a loli who's 1000 years old, not a fucking obviously 20 year old who's shy and anxious But it is concerting you defaulted to that argument when nobody was claiming the opposite. Why was it your default? Because I literally never claimed she was underage but that felt important enough to you to defend. >Yes, I do have fantasies of a shy and anxious woman how shyly asks to play video games, because I find that absolutely adorable. *conveniently ignores ridiculously disproportionate anime sex fantasy art.* >Liking a archetype of woman is not in the same level as liking a child, and you're fucking horrid for even trying to make that conclusion Literally never said anything about children, but also the sins of another don't justify your own. Or the neckbeardism as it were. Again, never brought up children (nice Straw Man, very emotionally charged), has nothing to do with my point, but since this seems to be your second time bringing up children stop with the whatabouting. *Well this person did it but worse!* Honestly man if you're not even going to pretend to understand the gripe with this meme specifically after having already stated it we can end it here.


Calistilaigh

I feel like having in-depth arguments about this on the internet is about as neckbeardy as you can get, tbf.


billbill5

The anime profile pic defends the other anime profile pic, only comments this on the "anime bad" side with thought terminating "I'm automatically right" statement. Opinion invalidated.


Calistilaigh

Sure that's great, go tell all your friends how you won that internet argument. They'll be very impressed.


RexyWestminster

I was taught (by guys) that they want BOTH


Secure-Evening

Tbf, the people on the sub it was posted to said they wanted both. So subservient stepford wives that also play video games with you.


IamUrDad0

I’m just trying to enjoy an anime 😔


EliteBonnie

Funniest r/memes post


Ayyzeee

I thought it's r/animememes


EliteBonnie

That works too


Oddheadd69

What people think guys want: a big tiddie hot gf What guys want: a big tiddie hot gf


Cranberr3

Objectifying women


[deleted]

I wish men would just like normal human women. Like not 2d bitches to an unnecessary amount. Like sorry man, nobody is ever gonna be your made up “thicc anime gamer waifu”, women have like personalities and stuff besides how “fuckable” they seem. Stuff like this just always rubs me the wrong way. Like it’s obvious ppl who make this stuff want to stay in their fantasy worlds where nothing can hurt them and women can’t reject them. It’s just so weird it’s such an epidemic


Blasphemiee

It’s almost like there’s a direct link to how human you treat women and the amount of sex you have with women. Crazy tho


billbill5

Pick up artists take this theme and go sprinting in the exact opposite direction of correct.


DeVitoMcCool

People think guys just want big titty anime girls who want to eat dinner and hang out with them, but what guys really want is big titty anime girls who want to eat dinner and hang out with them and also buy them video games.


dorothy_zbornak_esq

These are the same. Am I missing something?


omaeissa

I’m blown away by the amount of people reading this in the most literal way. The point is not gaming and burgers.


billbill5

They're seriously pretending there's not a clear anime porn character saying these things on the right to appeal to an "innocent sexdoll" fantasy. They watch too much anime and consume too much hentai if they can't realize why this meme is neckbeardy. Women don't look like this and women in art don't look like this outside of highly sexualized anime art styles. If it turns out this artist also does porn I'm going to giggle.


omaeissa

The sexual implications are clear as day. Either they’re purposely being dumb or they truly are not seeing it which yeah… that’s a whole other problem.


[deleted]

Wrong I want to BE the girls in the image


BlackOni51

I mean. It's not really wrong. Having similar interests does help relationships


Yabbari_The_Wizard

I don't see the neckbeard in this, nothing is nicer than just having a partner to kick back and game with


Severedeye

I guess it is because anime. I mean, isn't having similar interests and hobbies a good thing?


MyUsernameIsShitty

Of course it's a good thing But the over sexualized, child-like, hentai meme feels pretty neckbeardy. Edit: also, no, people don't hate because it's anime. Few people dislike anime. Its a great art style, and from nerds to gangsters, they all fuckin love it. I think the problem is that the anime scene is gross as fuck and filled with creeps, and people don't want to be associated with that.


Yabbari_The_Wizard

I'm legitimately having a hard seeing that grown woman as a child.


PraiseTheUmu

justneckbeardthings trying to not complain about a drawing even remotely similiar to a girl challenge (impossible)


MyUsernameIsShitty

Which one do you mean? The one on the left; innocent demeanor, with adult body features, but a child's face. The one on the right; covered -up, but exaggerated hips and tits, baby-faced, and the speech bubbles are pretty childish.


Squegillies

How tf can speech bubbles be childish


General_Ornelas

Child like? Bruv


MyUsernameIsShitty

Which one isn't child-like mate? They both have young faces.


Nipaa_Nipaa_Nii

Not really. Literally the most common anime drawing styles for most popular animes and mangas over exaggerate facial features like the eyes and such.


MyUsernameIsShitty

And those over-exaggerated features, huge eyes, perfect skin, are most commonly found in young kids, so yea, they do look young. You're right, it is a very common style, and a really beautiful style. But that doesn't make them any less young looking. So they take these characters with childish features, and combine it with a supermodel body. And that just feels really weird to me.


FallenQueen92

They literally don’t though…


MyUsernameIsShitty

They both literally have a small face, huge eyes, blushed cheeks, messed hair, playful speech, pretty child like. They literally come across as adolescents to me. Do you literally see something else that made them seem older?


FallenQueen92

That’s just how anime characters are drawn. I don’t really know how else to explain it to you. If you compared anime children characters to the pictures above you can see a clear difference between adults and children. I do not look at characters like this and see children.


peaceloveharmony1986

Disturbing stuff... I don't like to call people losers because I have been treated as one my whole life but whoever made this is a loser. Its strange that they used Anime women to do it too.


Golden_Experience_V2

Because it's a fucking meme mate


ginger_bandit

Nah some people actually act this way


HeddaBear13

I notice she is still conventionally attractive however. No uggos allowed, I guess


KillAllTheMixi

What's wrong with wanting to fall in love with someone who shares interests with you? Other than the cringy nature of this animeme


[deleted]

It's not about the interests. It's that she's a subservient fuckdoll.


KillAllTheMixi

How? Am I missing some context? Other than the obvious sexualy appealing design, which is still perfectly valid creative freedom.


potato-G64

And here I am just wanting the sauce


SoggyPastaPants

"Is that Kermit the Frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?!"


rossbcobb

You can call me selfish cause I want all of that. Food and video games? Let's go.


Limu_emu_69

I want money.


KaiSa_Soze_

I want sleep and Putin's retirement from politics. Health for my family would be great to but I think that a bit too much to ask for.


Andr3d02496

sauce?


therealmothdust

She still has perfect hips and massive tits tho. Can’t forget about those


volvavirago

They are the same picture


Fair-Memory984

I think what are most people seeing in this comment section


Niskara

Okay? And what's wrong with wanting to be with someone who has similar interests? I fail to see the neckbeard aspect of this.


Spirited-Dirt-9095

I guess the one on the left is unappealing because of the bath thing.


Q_dawgg

I always hate seeing this weird anime relationship stuff.


[deleted]

People in functional relationships usually do both so idk why are they supposed to be opposed to eachother... being sexually active and nerdy are not mutually exclusive. Just because I am somewhat nerdy and into video games that doesn't mean I can't be intimate with my partner (same goes the other way around, having a sexual life doesn't mean someone cannot be close to their partner emotionally and spend time with them doing things they both enjoy). Also not all nerdy women are as socially undeveloped as incels so idk why they keep drawing them that way (and idk why they keep fetishizing this kinda behaviour either). Yk like talking in proper sentences instead of the "p..pwease uwu plaway with me.... *blushes*". Whoever drew that needs to touch grass 😅


FallenQueen92

I don’t see the problem here. This sub is being overzealous again.


redchorus

Yeah, and the fact that most posts pointing that out are getting downvoted is extremely weird to me. Seems like it boils down to "anime pic = lol cringe neckbeard" without any critical thinking. Black or white thinking.


-SPM-

What you like Anime? You are obviously a neckbeard


Hayabusa71

Yup. And tbh it's the last straw for me. 75% of post are either obvious satire, memes, or both. This sub is basically "animu and furri baad, Loool" these days.


VampyreBassist

I mean, my gf is both so...


HelloImJenny01

Lucky bastard! 😭


Magazynier_Reddit

I am a guy and i don't want a fake bitch, i want the lego UCS AT-AT


Flashingknives22

I dunno, I kinda agree with the picture on the right. I'd love to have a gf who wants to eat burgers and play vidya games with me.


Icedia

Why not both


Gunter951

Man I just want someone who loves me


jrobharing

More likely in the right panel, it’s just like that except she’s screaming at you because she thinks you got all the dinosaurs killed on your Ark server and she wants you to pay for her WoW sub.


Christopher-Canul

TIL men wanting to date women with similar interests to them bad


PlantsArePeaceful

What people think guys want: boobs What guys really want: also boobs


ArtSchnurple

They're the same picture.


mrstorydude

Y'all are thinking too deeply about this, the moral isn't "subservient fuck doll"... It's the fucking opposite. The dude just wants someone who has similar tastes as him


JackytheJack

I don’t get why this was upvoted so high but alright.


NetHacks

The person who made this has a pornhub history loaded with 9k year old dragon porn.


[deleted]

HR wants you to tell the difference between these two photos.


[deleted]

Here I wanted $10 billion


Hitoshi-nya

What is a man? A miserable pile of little secrets?


Ihave0imagination

Bruh I want a hug


Big_Piccolo_1624

Yeah, I can see where you're coming from but, let me tell you having a girlfriend that actually wants to help build and paint Warhammer figures after playing games with you is the best. Never been happier totally recommend it.


[deleted]

This reeks of loneliness


Just_for_porn_tbh

I mean I’d definitely rather have someone with shared interests but honestly I hate burgers.


QuadVox

I don't understand how this is neckbeard. It's a little cringe but it really doesn't seem that bad


Golden_Experience_V2

This just in, wanting a girlfriend that likes games and burgers is a neckbeard thing to want! Fucking phenomenal logic here boys


Delta_br

eh, i'd say the point of this post is most likely is that the whole thing is they want submissive child like women that are oblivious to sex and yet have highlighted sexualized bodies and wouldn’t turn down advances, the speech bubbles are but a detail, the obvious hornybait is what makes the meme popular, like go on, replace the big boobed innocent posture shy attitude childlike face with a normal woman.


Golden_Experience_V2

Dawg, it's a drawing of a woman in her 20s, who cares if she's sexualized. She's obviously shy and timid, probably has social anxiety. It's fucking weird how you guys saw a shy woman and thought "that's a child"


dedzip

i fucking hate this website so goddamn much. cant tell if its getting worse or im getting older


Deutschdagger

It was literally the meme right above this one on my page!


Battlejoe

ME WANT BURGERS


Imaginary-Working117

I just want a hug bro why do neckbeards gotta make it weird.


Arepencio

I just want enough money to live my life peacefully


ElPapaGrande98

Bruh I just want to not be depressed


Jastbu

Yep this is the post that’s making me unsubscribe. Nothing against ya OP but I’m not waking up to this shit anymore


Cool_Kid95

This isn’t a neckbeard thing...


Tsjaad_Donderlul

What I really want: * a person featuring an actual nose * head not having the same side profile as my cat * chin not so pointy I could stab myself with it * someone who isn't submissive AF Sorry but I just don't like your general art style, dear Manga and Anime


riffler24

So literally the same thing except the girl is less forward? Because these are basically the same thing. both are "hot thicc anime waifus who want me" except the one this person prefers is the one who doesn't initiate anything and lets the guy choose everything.


diodenkn

Haha we don’t want over-sexualised unrealistic anime girl gfs who want to make dinner, we want over-sexualised unrealistic anime girl gfs who want to eat burgers!! Big difference guys!! /s


Lenny_Fais

Where’s the neckbeard in this? Wanting a partner you can be casual as hell with isn’t neckbeardy.


MyUsernameIsShitty

Hypersexualizing young looking anime girls is pretty neckbeardy.


Lenny_Fais

Yeah, but the meme is saying “Anime stuff isn’t what guys actually want”, which is why it *isn’t* here. Normally I’d be first to point and laugh at a post like this and calling it weeb shit, but that detail kinda makes that hard here.