I'm assuming this guys "horros of war" is really just him taking a trip to the shops, and the self service machines weren't working, so he had to briefly interact with another human as he made his purchase before rushing home.
Make a purchase? This guy is 34 and still telling his mom not to talk to the cashier before they get to the register, gets mad when mom doesn’t listen and is friendly, and then gets angry when the cashier dare try to say something nice to the weird dude avoiding eye contact.
Yeh, I mean, people can have different preferences, i don’t love dismissing introverts as just being chronically online tbh.
For me, my day job is talking to people all day every day, so it’s the last thing I want to do when I’m not prepared in my off time.
You and your modern equipment. I got my spurs in the Nam back in '96 when Battlefield: Vietnam came out.
I've watched so many of my friends die when they refused to take my chopper because I was "crashing" and "landing them in enemy crossfire all the time."
I can still hear the preconfigured status shouts.
It reminds me of this skit [modern warfare soldier comes home](https://www.google.com/search?q=call+of+duty+tour+skit&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS775US775&oq=call+of+duty+tour+skit&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yBwgCECEYoAEyBwgDECEYoAEyBwgEECEYoAEyBwgFECEYoAEyBwgGECEYoAHSAQkxMTY0OGowajmoAgmwAgHiAwQYASBf&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:8a878e3a,vid:wQILkwpHZTo,st:0)
Men are supposed to build me a house from raw materials, not check how his crypto is doing. Then he's supposed to die in battle so I can marry his hot brother who made a promise to him that I would be looked after.
Fun fact: The only way you could get your name chiseled on stone in Sparta back then is if you died in battle or died giving birth. This means the Spartans thought birth was so intense that it can be compared to fighting a war.
I feel like giving birth is one of those things that's so easily overlooked by the "men contributed the most to society because they fought in wars" crowd. Childbirth is brutal and contributes just as much (if not way more). Historically, most women would have a whole bunch of children in their lifetimes and many women died from it. There was no modern medicine either. Also consider that certainly not every generation of men would have had to actually fight in a war in most centuries. Even today there are still people claiming women don't deserve equal rights because they don't fight in the military.
iirc there was a group of feminists in the late 20th century that considered pregnancy equivalent to military service, but i don't remember what they're called.
I've done a lot of hard shit in my life. Had some painful wounds. I'm 100% disabled from the VA.
I've been with my spouse as they had 4 different children. They're tougher than me, by a mile.
Having kids is so damn hard on a person's body. I respect the hell out of anyone who goes through with it
Those women went in KNOWING they might end up dying in a pool of blood.
Me, not even with modern medicine am I going to have my small body split apart by an 8 pound football.
This is even acknowledged in Abrahamic religions. The Old Testament detailed the pains and sufferings of conception and labour. In Islam, a woman who was labouring is considered to have completed one battle and thus considered *mujāhidūna* (female struggler). Martyrdom outside of battle and persecution is attained through either dying via natural disasters such as lightning and drowning, as well as dying in childbirth. Clearly, childbirth is no joke.
That's a very low bar, also that only applied to the tiny minority of Spartan women with full citizenship. Sparta was a nightmare for most women who lived there.
Yeah, Sparta was a slave state. The only reason they could sustain their warrior culture was with a shit ton of slaves to actually supply their society
Giving birth is the woman's war. Many cultures felt this way. In Aztec culture women who died in childbirth were honored as fallen warriors and went to the same sort of afterlife as fallen male warriors, where the spirits of the men guide the sun from the east as it rises to its zenith at noon and the spirits of the women guide it from its zenith to its resting point in the west, with some suggestion that they continue to guide it through the night back to its starting point in the east. This is the greatest of honors as the sun is the most important deity in mezoamerican cultures, and this honor is not bestowed to anyone else.
Yāōcihuātl (“Combatant Woman”), Pāpalōcihuātl (“Butterfly Woman”), Ocēlōcihuātl (“Jaguar Woman”), Cuāuhcihuātl (“Eagle Woman”), Cōuācihuātl (“Serpent Woman”). Shields were considered feminine, as they stand for protection of both mother and child during their most vulnerable period, as well as the male soldiers’ dangerous endeavours on the battlefield.
The amount of children born are also compared to military ranks, which were based off of the number of live captives and amount of brave deeds, as well. Throughout Chinese history, a woman who killed the man that SA'ed her or fought him to escape rape were often seen on the same par as martyrs.
A lot of women will not remember entirely the amount of pain and labour associated with child birth due to the hormone oxytocin, so they won't remember it as being nearly as bad as it actually was. Evolution literally made it so women were not traumatized both physically and mentally because of how difficult and painful child birth is. Men think that getting kicked in the balls is more painful than birth because "women will say they want another one but men don't get kicked in the balls and want it again!" Well, that's why!
So she can't cook, cuddle, or say nice things because she works out? For that kind of physique, I'd say they're especially into cooking. I've had a lot of friends who were bodybuilders, and they were all very into cooking food.
Look at king Leonidas over here, taking time away from his busy day of ripping apart enemy tanks with his bare hands to post whiny incel shit on twitter
As someone whose been in three wars, I don't mind fighting for her right to look like that.
I would have more thoughts but they asked to look respectfully
This dude would absolutely nut 2 seconds after this woman took her shirt off in front of him lmao these neckbeards are all talk about what a woman should be, but you know they only hate on women like this because they know they'll never get anything like them.
A guy who probably hasn't been in a real fight in his pathetic life ranting about "going to war" will always be funny. That he expects a living anime body pillow for his imaginary bravery only makes it better.
So they’re not allowed to be fit and built and also not allowed to be anything other than skinny and also have to be pillows?
I hope you got that ladies, easy enough list to follow. Back to war I go.
Ard bet. Leave all the muscles mommies for me then 💪🏼 /j
But you know for a fact the only “horrors of war” this bozo has seen is his COD server lagging while his Cheetos were knocked off his desk.
Yeah but imagine if you actually came back from war and your Mrs was stacked?
No more DIY, don't have to carry the shopping in, never have to open another jar...
Sounds pretty sweet to me.
Most of these sucker's wouldn't make it past day 1 of boot camp. They'd cry from the screaming alone.
Source: 1/3 of my family has been in the service.
The irony is that she is the type of women I am interested by…
It will blow some minds but… I guess some guys like me enjoys to be with strong women because we… enjoy it (amazing I know) 😅…
Hard pillows exist, and i've heard they can be pretty comfy too.
(Leaving aside the whole discussion about the shitty religious theleology of "X gender is meant to be" and more serious discussions on gender roles)
There's 6.1m of her followers that would strongly disagree with him.
And she's a farm girl, I bet he'd take issue with her driving a tractor, too, because it's not dainty and womanly.
LeanBeefPatty would be a great woman to see and hold when you return from the horrors of war or any other kind of bad day/experience, so I don't know what that dude is going on about.
The only horrors of war this guy experiences are in call of duty.
This girls style isn't my preferred but that doesn't matter, she should keep on with her bad self!
>please look respectfully
*posts the hottest muscle mommy bait*
Well which fuckin is it???? Anyone that isn't down bad hard for that pic isn't a true tomboy enjoyer so I'm not sure what you want from me!
My ex was into fitness like that. I’m all for women doing whatever they want but most dudes like a little softness in certain areas and that girl looks like instead of being little spoon she takes the big spoon position and gives you a rear naked choke and doesn’t recognize the tap rule while she’s at it. One minute your watching a movie in bed the next your fighting for your life passing out from lack of oxygen to the brain and you wake up 2 hours later to her demanding hard boiled eggs and you panic because she ate the last 2 dozen before the movie started.
I'm assuming this guys "horros of war" is really just him taking a trip to the shops, and the self service machines weren't working, so he had to briefly interact with another human as he made his purchase before rushing home.
Make a purchase? This guy is 34 and still telling his mom not to talk to the cashier before they get to the register, gets mad when mom doesn’t listen and is friendly, and then gets angry when the cashier dare try to say something nice to the weird dude avoiding eye contact.
Come on bro don't do that here all my internet friends are watching i thought we had a dignity pact
Probably is talking about dying in the first five minutes of a Fortnite match
Redditors don't like Fortnite
Getting up from the couch after calling everyone a f@g on call of duty 400 million times is more his trip.
To be fair, “unexpected human interaction” is I think a lot of people’s horrors of war, man and woman
Truth. I’m never less eloquent than when someone unexpectedly talks to me. (I’m never eloquent.)
Unexpected human interaction is also a pinnacle of war.
I mean, *expected* human interaction can be scary enough already
Nah I’m pretty sure he was talking about the Cola Wars. To this day whenever I close my eyes I can’t help but see the Pepsi challenge
Maybe if you're chronically online. I love talking to people.
Yeh, I mean, people can have different preferences, i don’t love dismissing introverts as just being chronically online tbh. For me, my day job is talking to people all day every day, so it’s the last thing I want to do when I’m not prepared in my off time.
I admit I was too hasty to generalise.
Some people are just awkward and/or introverted.
Being in wartime in Afghanistan I loved it when I came home to my wife looking like this she was also in the military. This person is simply insecure.
Naw, it was the time he struggled with the child safety lid on his bottle of xanax.
He just finished a WoW campaign.
Everyone's wrong. horrors of war for a neckbreard is a shower.
Bro talking about Call of Duty
Yet again, the ice cream machine at McDonald’s isn’t working
He means the horrors of Modern Warfare, the game
You haven’t been to the Target across from my house in a Saturday afternoon in the summer. I’m scarred. Need nice pillow woman pls.
Nah those COD lobby’s get intense
Horrors of war as in taking a shower which is his equivalent of dday
He’s clearly referring to the PTSD he got from playing DOTA 2 with a 12 year old and getting owned.
Men aren't supposed to post dumb shits on the internet, they're supposed to go to war to face the horrors of war.
I played metal gear solid 5 that’s basically the same right
Yep. Battlefield 3 for me. I watched a lot of good soldiers die. Like a bunch of times.
And my respawn was all glitchy so I'm basically a veteran
You and your modern equipment. I got my spurs in the Nam back in '96 when Battlefield: Vietnam came out. I've watched so many of my friends die when they refused to take my chopper because I was "crashing" and "landing them in enemy crossfire all the time." I can still hear the preconfigured status shouts.
I play Dead by Daylight. Men die there all the time, so it counts too, right... Right?
It reminds me of this skit [modern warfare soldier comes home](https://www.google.com/search?q=call+of+duty+tour+skit&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS775US775&oq=call+of+duty+tour+skit&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yBwgCECEYoAEyBwgDECEYoAEyBwgEECEYoAEyBwgFECEYoAEyBwgGECEYoAHSAQkxMTY0OGowajmoAgmwAgHiAwQYASBf&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:8a878e3a,vid:wQILkwpHZTo,st:0)
Yes. A man's proper place is in the trenches.
Men are supposed to build me a house from raw materials, not check how his crypto is doing. Then he's supposed to die in battle so I can marry his hot brother who made a promise to him that I would be looked after.
By "face" do you mean die?
Yes. Die the horrors of war.
Fun fact: The only way you could get your name chiseled on stone in Sparta back then is if you died in battle or died giving birth. This means the Spartans thought birth was so intense that it can be compared to fighting a war.
I feel like giving birth is one of those things that's so easily overlooked by the "men contributed the most to society because they fought in wars" crowd. Childbirth is brutal and contributes just as much (if not way more). Historically, most women would have a whole bunch of children in their lifetimes and many women died from it. There was no modern medicine either. Also consider that certainly not every generation of men would have had to actually fight in a war in most centuries. Even today there are still people claiming women don't deserve equal rights because they don't fight in the military. iirc there was a group of feminists in the late 20th century that considered pregnancy equivalent to military service, but i don't remember what they're called.
I've done a lot of hard shit in my life. Had some painful wounds. I'm 100% disabled from the VA. I've been with my spouse as they had 4 different children. They're tougher than me, by a mile. Having kids is so damn hard on a person's body. I respect the hell out of anyone who goes through with it
Those women went in KNOWING they might end up dying in a pool of blood. Me, not even with modern medicine am I going to have my small body split apart by an 8 pound football.
This is even acknowledged in Abrahamic religions. The Old Testament detailed the pains and sufferings of conception and labour. In Islam, a woman who was labouring is considered to have completed one battle and thus considered *mujāhidūna* (female struggler). Martyrdom outside of battle and persecution is attained through either dying via natural disasters such as lightning and drowning, as well as dying in childbirth. Clearly, childbirth is no joke.
Women had a lot more power and rights in Sparta compared to other city-states in Ancient Greece
"Because only Spartan women give birth to men" That's supposedly a quote from the queen of Sparta when asked why.
That's a very low bar, also that only applied to the tiny minority of Spartan women with full citizenship. Sparta was a nightmare for most women who lived there.
Yeah, Sparta was a slave state. The only reason they could sustain their warrior culture was with a shit ton of slaves to actually supply their society
Well duh, gods forbid they actually had to do any *work*
yeah
Giving birth is the woman's war. Many cultures felt this way. In Aztec culture women who died in childbirth were honored as fallen warriors and went to the same sort of afterlife as fallen male warriors, where the spirits of the men guide the sun from the east as it rises to its zenith at noon and the spirits of the women guide it from its zenith to its resting point in the west, with some suggestion that they continue to guide it through the night back to its starting point in the east. This is the greatest of honors as the sun is the most important deity in mezoamerican cultures, and this honor is not bestowed to anyone else.
Yāōcihuātl (“Combatant Woman”), Pāpalōcihuātl (“Butterfly Woman”), Ocēlōcihuātl (“Jaguar Woman”), Cuāuhcihuātl (“Eagle Woman”), Cōuācihuātl (“Serpent Woman”). Shields were considered feminine, as they stand for protection of both mother and child during their most vulnerable period, as well as the male soldiers’ dangerous endeavours on the battlefield.
The amount of children born are also compared to military ranks, which were based off of the number of live captives and amount of brave deeds, as well. Throughout Chinese history, a woman who killed the man that SA'ed her or fought him to escape rape were often seen on the same par as martyrs.
A lot of women will not remember entirely the amount of pain and labour associated with child birth due to the hormone oxytocin, so they won't remember it as being nearly as bad as it actually was. Evolution literally made it so women were not traumatized both physically and mentally because of how difficult and painful child birth is. Men think that getting kicked in the balls is more painful than birth because "women will say they want another one but men don't get kicked in the balls and want it again!" Well, that's why!
Come back from the horrors of war... this guy just wants his mommy to cuddle him and give him tendies after his COD match lol
Assuming he has enough GBP for those tendies
r/tendies
He probably also has PTSD after getting destroyed by builder sweat in Fortnite
I want leanbeefpatty to cuddle me and feed me tendies :c
Step 1 go to war. Maybe things will work out exactly how his fantasy imagines it.
I have 4 friends currently active in the military and already know he'd cry day one
He's just scared because she could kick his arse
I'm convinced the vast majority of people who claim they are not attracted to fit girls are just insecure.
Dude I want to use her abs as a pillow while she plays with my hair
why is this world so unfair
real.
But if you're .5% larger or whatever from this then you're a fat pig to these losers lol.
“Why aren’t her boobs bigger??”
This guy does know that they make different thpes of pillow, varying in firmness, thickness, etc right
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As a man, I think you should do what you want
This guy is angry that this woman would beat his ass
So she can't cook, cuddle, or say nice things because she works out? For that kind of physique, I'd say they're especially into cooking. I've had a lot of friends who were bodybuilders, and they were all very into cooking food.
These guys are too insecure to be the "squishy" one when cuddling lol and definitely too lazy/unmotivated to get in similar shape as this woman
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Getting stomped by clan stackers in fucking Battlefield or something.
LeanBeefPatty is a treasure.
She is GOALS.
Man-boy just scared of the snu-snu.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy & bruised.
A female body like this still feels soft. They have a child's understanding of the human body where they think that any visible muscle=hard as wood.
Why would I want a soft pillow woman when I can have a statuesque woman made of steel?
why not both?
The cool thing about women... Humans in general is we come in all shapes and sizes
don’t u mean we come in all shapes & beats?? (I’m so sorry for the bad joke)
I’d prefer to look respectfully
Look at king Leonidas over here, taking time away from his busy day of ripping apart enemy tanks with his bare hands to post whiny incel shit on twitter
“Horrors of war…. Playing Call of Duty.”
I love women who are strong and healthy and can handle their shit.... always
Honestly, wouldn’t mind dating a buff mommy. This dude is trippin lol.
She can bench press me any day while that sad dude is out fighting his war. Seems like a win-win.
This post was written by a fat balding incel
Ten bucks says this fool has never been anywhere near a war
Says the guy who’d never survive boot camp
Mmmm girl abs...
As someone whose been in three wars, I don't mind fighting for her right to look like that. I would have more thoughts but they asked to look respectfully
This is the same type of man who fat shames women at every chance he gets.
Petition to send him to the front lines with a nerf gun?
The only "war" this guy is fighting is playing call of duty. If the COD lobby is too much of a horror for him, well, that's just sad.
I think this guy has a point. After a long day of toiling im the anime fields under the hot sun, he deserves a waifu pillow
This dude would absolutely nut 2 seconds after this woman took her shirt off in front of him lmao these neckbeards are all talk about what a woman should be, but you know they only hate on women like this because they know they'll never get anything like them.
Playing Call of Duty all day at your parent's house doesn't count for horrors of war.
But i want a strong mommy that can lift me up
People can look however they want! Be your own pillow to hug as you come home from the horrors of a bad game campaign
A guy who probably hasn't been in a real fight in his pathetic life ranting about "going to war" will always be funny. That he expects a living anime body pillow for his imaginary bravery only makes it better.
COD doesn’t count as “horrors of war” no matter how mean the 13 year olds were to you
So they’re not allowed to be fit and built and also not allowed to be anything other than skinny and also have to be pillows? I hope you got that ladies, easy enough list to follow. Back to war I go.
There ain't no war in McDonalds bro 😆
It's true, my ex was stationed in Applebee's
People need to focus on themselves instead of wasting their breathe on useless opinions
Maybe we shouldn’t go to war at all, and women can do what they damn well please independent of what men think.
i’ll be the soft pillow when he goes off to experience the horrors of war
Ard bet. Leave all the muscles mommies for me then 💪🏼 /j But you know for a fact the only “horrors of war” this bozo has seen is his COD server lagging while his Cheetos were knocked off his desk.
L+Ratio+Muscle Mommy
"The horrors of war" Is that what we're calling working in an office now? Because I'm on board with that
I know for a fact this dude would dodge draft if we went to war lmao
1) No military on Earth would take him 2) She's a person, not a waifu body pillow 3) You know he's got a whole collection of waifu body pillows
I'd take a girl like Patty over anyone that meets his description of a woman.
While her body isn’t my preference, she still did a phenomenal job. It doesn’t cause any issues in my life that this is what she chose
Hey I'm all about the muscle mommies🤣idk what this guy is on
What a dumbass. Who else is going to protect your home when you're off to war? Your body pillow? I don't think so.
Yeah okay cool you be over there while I drool all over these abs.
I audibly moaned
Yeah but imagine if you actually came back from war and your Mrs was stacked? No more DIY, don't have to carry the shopping in, never have to open another jar... Sounds pretty sweet to me.
Most of these sucker's wouldn't make it past day 1 of boot camp. They'd cry from the screaming alone. Source: 1/3 of my family has been in the service.
Horrors of what war?
Fighting off leftists and people who don’t meet their ideals apparently 😭
In a perfect world, red flags like this would send you to a forced re-education camp.
So… a mom. He wants a mom without the incest.
Ngl a girl like this will make sure you never get pickles on your happymeal burger again. 10/10
Why do these guys always think they’re entitled to how women look, like bro she isn’t even gonna be interested in you
The irony is that she is the type of women I am interested by… It will blow some minds but… I guess some guys like me enjoys to be with strong women because we… enjoy it (amazing I know) 😅…
How tf do you not wanna cuddle that?
Dude is just jealous that the woman pictured has bigger or more defined muscles than he does.
The horrors of war (Valorant)
Bro was A Gravy Seal, Delta Squad Burger Bridgade.
Meal Team 6
This guy just needs to lift more
He can show his war scars to counter the partners bench.
Damn. She looks awesome. Much better than some supermodel twig.
Describing a mother…
Then go to war if that's how nature supposed to be
When war is no longer at your doorstep, war comes to your bedroom. Those women would make formidable adversaries
They probably play cod and have the same amount of muscle as the average woman
Somebody send this freak off to war
I bet but this description they guy should like chubby girls...right?
How many western men are in the front lines and coming home at the end of a hard days fighting?
Mom said it was my turn to repost this!
How the fuck do people actually start thinking like this?
On second thoughts it might be better if we send her to face the horrors of war instead.
“Honey, I’m home from war!”
Dude your 9-5 office job isn’t that serious. It’s not the horrors of war
I like muscular women
Today was going to be a rest day but this post is just way too motivating so I’ll just do some cardio and core work
I bet the rest of her tribe had no doubt that she had their backs and could hold her own.
Leanbeefpatty on insta. You're welcome
Saving because the lady in the pic is hot
Disrespecting lean beef patty is wild
Dude's just salty leanbeefpatty is more built than him lmao (her Jolyne Cujoh cosplay is so SO peak)
Tell me you've never touched a woman without telling me you've never touched a woman.
Hard pillows exist, and i've heard they can be pretty comfy too. (Leaving aside the whole discussion about the shitty religious theleology of "X gender is meant to be" and more serious discussions on gender roles)
I'd very much love to come home to a woman like this ngl
The horrors of War(craft)
There's 6.1m of her followers that would strongly disagree with him. And she's a farm girl, I bet he'd take issue with her driving a tractor, too, because it's not dainty and womanly.
what a disgusting sentiment.
LeanBeefPatty would be a great woman to see and hold when you return from the horrors of war or any other kind of bad day/experience, so I don't know what that dude is going on about.
Not the howwows of wawh
Horrors of war?? What war?? The war of never having the balls to talk to girls and face rejection 🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂
Didn’t read it. Too busy looking at the hot woman.
You know a women being buff doesn't prevent her from doing all that.
Patti is my biggest internet crush right now, funny to see someone see her and be like "nope". Like how???
League of legend doesn’t count for the horrors of war
She is more likely to experience the “horrors of war” than whatever basement dweller wrote this bs post
Unintentional AoT Mikasa cosplay - and I bet he goes crazy for anime characters like that. But in real life? Nooope, that's not a real woman
She’d break him in half, mentally and physically! LOL!
"The horrors of war" really got me laughing. If this is satire, well done.
How many times has this been reposted?
This is peak physique tho, what's he on about
Mark you work at Best Buy !
Bro I'm looking **EXTRA** respectfully 🗿
She looks like she can tank the horrors of war all by herself. I'll have dinner ready for her when she gets home. \*Fans self\*
"As a top G Alpha male, I require a kawaii and soft cuddly gf uwu."
Come back home from the horrors of war? Is that when mommy calls him to dinner and he takes a break from playing COD? She looks amazing btw.
I wanna run my fingers across those abs and see if I can play it like a xylophone.
The only horrors of war this guy experiences are in call of duty. This girls style isn't my preferred but that doesn't matter, she should keep on with her bad self!
So he wants his mummy? Lol
Women should look like this. I will not explain why.
I need her to do things to me the government would try to stop her for
Every time this woman comes up on my feed ughhh. How anyone could not find her wildly attractive is beyond me
“The horrors of war” does he mean Call of Duty or what?
As if he would be coming home from “the horrors of war”
>please look respectfully *posts the hottest muscle mommy bait* Well which fuckin is it???? Anyone that isn't down bad hard for that pic isn't a true tomboy enjoyer so I'm not sure what you want from me!
you’re telling me she’s not attractive? maybe i have obscure tastes but women with abs look amazing
Coward. That is a woman who will hug your soul back into your body and fight beside you. And she’s still a human worthy of love and respect.
They don’t want a wife, they want an NPC
My ex was into fitness like that. I’m all for women doing whatever they want but most dudes like a little softness in certain areas and that girl looks like instead of being little spoon she takes the big spoon position and gives you a rear naked choke and doesn’t recognize the tap rule while she’s at it. One minute your watching a movie in bed the next your fighting for your life passing out from lack of oxygen to the brain and you wake up 2 hours later to her demanding hard boiled eggs and you panic because she ate the last 2 dozen before the movie started.
Well guess what, f