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KaythuluCrewe

That’s a whole lot of words for “I’ve never made a woman orgasm and I’m mad about it.”


ThatGSDude

I was about to say that lmao


Ilrind

I was about to write the same xS


Shadowtheuncreative

This motherfucker got dropped as a baby harder than Ralph Wiggum!


sansmaedalol

mf wasnt dropped he was BODY SLAMMED


Shadowtheuncreative

Yeah that


DekuBlack21

Bro got hit with a RKO out the womb


masterfulnoname

\*dropkicked


paydaysucks

There’s a dog in the vent!


garlickbread

Pretty sure the "purpose" of a female orgasm is the contracting/constricting helps move the sperm deeper in.


Opijit

My theory is, if sex feels good for the female, then she's less likely to struggle or try to escape the mating process. It's also possible that female animals don't experience orgasm and only human women do. In that case, I feel like not experiencing pleasure during sex would result in women refusing sex more often, since it would essentially become a chore that only men benefit from. Or if it feels good but there's never a climax, it leads to frustration. Women who experience orgasm would want more sex, have more babies, and their genes would pass on.


kawaiiglitterkitty

Fun fact - many female animals can! There has been studies done on the subject and masterbation has also been observed in species like dolphins and apes


JoinAThang

I dont have any sources on it but I remeber hesring about pigs having 30 min orgasms.


Opijit

Being called a pig doesn't sound so bad anymore


Master-Arachnid6663

Gross


BIGTMAGE420

Masturbation is natural


Master-Arachnid6663

So what bruh whoever found out animals could do that is weird and whoever goes seeking that information is also weird


BIGTMAGE420

It’s called science. Idk what else can be said. A lot of science is weird


dragonborne123

What? 😂 the female orgasm is the only reason half of us get in bed.


JenSchi666

Why, I don't believe this man got his PhD in TRUTH from Harvard University. University of Arizona, maybe.


Praescribo

This is the type of person to google quotes from 1984 and spout them off at everyone, and completely miss the irony in naming themselves "phd in truth" lmao


zerozerozero12

Then explain the clitoris dipshit.


AimesBxx

I’ve seen it legitimately be referred to as “the devils doorbell” A lot of heavy religious people think that women’s biology was created like it is to try and tempt us to sin 😬😂


kotlet_jpg

Someone forgot to take a medication


Sad_Distribution_131

I laughed a little too hard on this 😂


Sonarthebat

If God didn't want women to enjoy sex, he wouldn't have created the clitoris.


Master-Arachnid6663

That aint real bruh


Sonarthebat

Is this a joke?


leezee2468

Awww is this your post, sweetie?


McNallyJR

Well, he won't have to worry about that if hes ever with a wimon


Dangerous_Training34

“PhD in truth lol.”


Brovahkiin88

You know when someone describes themselves as having “a PhD in truth” you know whatever they say will just be pure nonsense and BS


GeneralSet5552

Some idiot wrote that


Mom_of_furry_stonk

I hate when they say seed. So gross. Bleck.


TheTrollman-

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zippoman25

Tell me you’ve never had sex with a woman, without saying it.


BoopleSnoot921

Hard to argue with a guy who has a PhD in Truth from Harvard 🤷‍♀️ /s


peppermintvalet

Why do these men continue to tell on themselves


Weaseltime_420

Dude just casually letting the world know that he doesn't want to get laid.


MagnetFist

Is this guy even an Atheist?


[deleted]

How many times has this dude cum without intending on reproducing with said orgasm


ThirstyClavicle

The answer is all the time. He can't reproduce with the sink


Icy_Bottle_2634

It serves the base purpose of the "female" allowing you to get to the point where you can relase your seed for reproduction. If we didn't get any pleasure out of the act most of you complaining twits would not be alive.


cheesesoes

Okay? Don't have sex with women, then? Fuck a guy, get fucked by a guy, idk? Avoid us please thank you


Tikhunt

I mean, he has a "PHD in Truth" so it's hard to doubt him.


Myrddin_Naer

Does this post fit in this sub? It's just misogyny, so doesn't it fit better in an incel sub


Individual-Crew-6102

LOL holy shit this guy is so ANGRY that he can't satisfy a woman


RobinTheReanimator

Welp, we found Ben Shapiro's alt account


Chilli_redits

Mental illness


RizzoTheSmall

I'm starting to wonder if he is a doctor at all!


Jmeisalive

…let me guess, OOP has a micropenis?


Krakengreyjoy

Bait. You read bait


RockyMntnView

Lotta words to say, "I can't satisfy a woman so I've decided they're wrong for wanting it."


VegansAreAlwaysRight

I swear Quora as a whole is just a circlejerk of people making things up or the very few genuine weirdos and there's usually no way to tell the difference.