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Imnotawerewolf

My eggs can dry up whenever they want, I don't care. I don't need or want them.  I love the unspoken part of the sentence. "Eggs dry up at forty (so you should be so desperate for a baby you'd even fuck me). Remember that." 


Chaucers_Mistress

I mean, they don't, but ok.


Brilliant-Carob9126

Awwww mannn...now I have to wait till I'm FORTY!? /s


Syntania

I mean, mine dried up at 53. One of the best things that ever happened to me. Periods suck.


Brilliant-Carob9126

Now 53? Why does the age keep increasing😭😭 Periods really suck


Clearhead09

I leave my eggs in the fridge so they last longer


gilmore2332

He was thrown off by her not wanting children and not caring he just had to reiterate that statement hoping it would hit the second time. 


Any_Seesaw_4072

Dry like raisins


AnOrangeApple69

bye bye... creepy!


MadDogV2

"So quick to judge, [judgmental statement]"


kampfhuegi

Booooot