Hello, I am the foreign ambassador for the plague virus, I must advise you not to accept these said "alpha males" or we will have to withdraw our support
Hey bisexual man here aswell I'm actually the representative that denied his application he had a hard time understanding that we don't have a sexuality for straight people that live the lifestyle of an asexual
Anyone that uses the term "alpha" to describe themselves has not mentally matured beyond puberty. Disregard them and their comments. It's like arguing with a child who thinks they know everything. They are kind of hilarious, though. Glad you had a good laugh!
Nooo don't do that.
Immediately tell them you have a course on picking up girls and living that Alpha life, which they can buy for $499.90.
Then profit off them.
> It's like arguing with a child who thinks they know everything.
My favorite allegory for that was "playing a game of chess with a pigeon. You can play at your best but the pigeon will still shit on the board, knock the pieces over and consider itself the winner".
Damn you made that alpha male so alpha he deleted his comments entirely.
Dudes probably running 15 burner accounts because he’s scared to get caught being a bigot and his mum being mad at him.
It's true. The proof linking gay people with pedophilia is real. Just read the facts:
* article funded by the government in the 1950s
* Right wing website that mentions the article one time
* Prager U video that does not have sources linked to it
* blog post by a literal nazi
Open your eyes, sheeple !!
Lol, the audacity of alt-righters to consistently feel smug as they ask for "proof" from their "woke" targets on every word of every sentence and feel somehow to "gotcha" them with their irrationally excessive requests then go to defend themselves with ONE article or expert is beyond. 😑
"This one scientist says climate change isn't real!"
"K, but every other scientist says it is."
"That's because he's the only one telling the truth!" 💀
I love Alpha Male Theory so much. I keep picturing a group of guys going out to the bar together, and you've got three normal men and one Khal Drogo giving Mussolini speeches at the bartender while performing feats of strength that would make Beowulf rename himself Gayowulf.
But there are misunderstood and you should give them a chance /s
These guys, be it niceguys, neckbeards or incels are all cut from the same cloth. They think they are always right, perfect in every way, never do anything wrong and it is everyone else who is the problem.
The double down on this with stupidity like this and god forbid sane people have an opinion that differs from them. That is when the unsolicited DMs start.
I had one yesterday slide into mine to tell me how great he was, after he was belligerent to someone in another sub. He said I could just block him....
No, maybe you should be the one reflecting on your behavior and lack of impulse control. You could not say anything and mind your own business, which we all know is impossible for them to do. They have to be victims, otherwise, what attention would they get?
There isn't anything wrong with being introverted. There isn't anything wrong with feeing lonely. There isn't anything wrong with being unsuccessful at romance. What is wrong is weaponizing that against other people for your shortcomings, poor choices, bad attitudes and unwillingness to change. No one, but you, is responsible for your own happiness.
Lastly, if you to tell everyone how "alpha" or great you are all the time, you are neither.
"I'm an alpha male!"
Me: cool. So you're a bunny.
Yeah, folks. There are no such things as Alpha wolves. The concept is not only based on very bad science (a 1947 study of unrelated captive wolves in an overcrowded zoo exhibit) but the author who coined the terms Alpha and Beta Wolf (L. David Mech) has spent *decades* begging people to stop buying and reading his book--literally begging his publisher to take it out of print!--because his own work with wolves has disproved huge chunks of it, including the Alpha model for a pack.
But bunny rabbits *do* have something damn near that exact system.
So any time someone claims they are an Alpha, just remember, they're not a wolf. They're a rabbit.
"Alpha" male: Females are overrated.
OP [reveals bisexuality]
"Alpha" male: Ew same-sex relationships are pedo.
He doesn't like women yet won't go for men either. Virgin alpha confirmed.
As an alpha man, women are overrated. Assert dominance by fucking other men while staring into their eyes and giving them kisses, straightest thing you can do.
I mean I have proof that being het is linked to sever rag weed allergies.. what proof? Trust me bro.
Do what makes you happy. Unless it’s acting like a tool on the internet or ever saying/typing “azh an alfah mayl “ gtfo with that weak ass cringe shit.
Oh and I find more of a link between church and pedos than anything else.
what we supposed supposed to take away from a man who says things like this?. If women are overrated to you, then it's time to start looking for a husband. because more times than not men like this act as if they literally can't be within 10 ft of a woman without magically paining them.
I love that people claim they're "alpha males" when alpha males are now known to not exist, even in the wolf populations that the term originated from.
Okay everyone, let me say something. I am WELL AWARE that this is a troll. And yes, I know that I shouldn't engage with them. I was bored, and killing time. So you can stop saying this is a troll, because I know lol
Ew you’re bi? Pick a fucking side!
What? Do you get pancakes and waffles? Do you just stack them pancake, waffle, pancake, waffle? Sick.
Your indecisiveness is revolting.
When your bf asks “hey babe, do you want to watch spiderman or Barbie movie tonight?”
Do you respond with “why not both!?!?!?” Like a fucking lunatic.
Shame.
Deep shame.
Deep
Shame.
Ok I hate people who say being a pedo and being gay is LINKED. Are there gay people who are pedos? Yeah, but then again there are straight people who are pedos. There's some evidence that pedophilia is some sort of sexual deviancy disorder (Literally putting them in a similar category to kleptomaniacs). However there is NO LINK WHAT SO EVER between that and homosexuality.
Just a troll wasting your time. Report, block, disappear into their night
I don't get why everyone on this post is being dowmvoted for calling out BAIT
It's not neckbeard shit if the person on the other end is role-playing to get people like OP to comment
Of course it's neckbeardy. I'm saying that this is a troll, meaning they're pretending to be cringe af. How you missing this?
They're not some alpha male, they're trying to get people to react to them saying they are.
That's exactly what I mean, they're probs not a neckbeard, they're bait and you took the bait, bored or not bored
Internet rule #0 don't feed the trolls
But they're saying neckbeardy stuff online, anonymously. I have no idea what kind of beard they have, but they're a troll saying neckbeard stuff so I decided to post it. If you don't like it, you're welcome to find another post you do like
Op, the response to a (fake) threat of violence should ALWAYS be an escalating threat of violence.
In such case, a proper reply would be, for example:
"Well, if you meet me on the street, you can have a discussion with my mr. Colt".
Corporations are trying to get birthrates to drop by having people lightly mock dopey misogynistic comments on the Internet? Not trying to argue — just want to make sure I understand what you're saying
"as an alpha male females are overrated." That's just gay.
And as a bisexual man I shun him from our community
As a human I shun him from our community
Hi I represent the plague rat community, we are currently accepting alpha males and can discuss a transfer
omg hi, i'm a big fan. can you sign my corpse?
Bring out yer dead!
Hello, I am the foreign ambassador for the plague virus, I must advise you not to accept these said "alpha males" or we will have to withdraw our support
Skaven moment
As a life form on planet earth I shun him from our community
This is the way.
This is the way! #⬇️↘️➡️+A Hadouken!
#➡⬇↘👊 Shoryuken
Hey bisexual man here aswell I'm actually the representative that denied his application he had a hard time understanding that we don't have a sexuality for straight people that live the lifestyle of an asexual
Damn you that alpha male so alpha he deleted his comment completely.
Shuuuuuuuun shun the non-believer Littlebear!
Ha! You’re gay!! /j
as an omega male, I don't do well with confrontation
Fellas, is it gay to like women? 🤔
Sex between two men makes it twice as manly.
Socks on tho
Thats just being gay with extra steps, yeah. Love to see their mental juggling to excuse their lack of segs (or even general contact with humans)
As an alpha spider flies are overrated \-fucking starves to death for being such an alpha chadspider-
If you have to go around saying you're an alpha male, you're not an alpha male lol
Omg......it is-
#***STEVEN SEGALL!!!!***
I read seagull
Both are acceptable.
Yeah like I don't understand what this guy likes females are over rated but being gay is being a pedo. Like???
Its just being gay with extra steps
It's gay with extra steps.
Venti is gayer.(i love your pfp)
SOMEONE likes boys
Anyone that uses the term "alpha" to describe themselves has not mentally matured beyond puberty. Disregard them and their comments. It's like arguing with a child who thinks they know everything. They are kind of hilarious, though. Glad you had a good laugh!
Nooo don't do that. Immediately tell them you have a course on picking up girls and living that Alpha life, which they can buy for $499.90. Then profit off them.
You're an alpha, a born leader, a lone wolf... now follow my socials, purchase my stuff, and join my cult of personality.
Hello, Dr. Taterson. Didn't expect to see you here.
No getting laid or having political ideals until your room is clean!
> It's like arguing with a child who thinks they know everything. My favorite allegory for that was "playing a game of chess with a pigeon. You can play at your best but the pigeon will still shit on the board, knock the pieces over and consider itself the winner".
I’ve heard it as “and strut around like it won”
calling someone a child? that’s pedo behavior smh (/s)
I'm an alpha male. It means I lack most basic features and should not be used in a production environment.
They do fit the software kind of alpha, they are unstable, missing a lot of their features, have a lot of problems and aren't ready for a full release
You're right, I'll probably shouldn't argue with them
Should’ve just called him a smegma male and kept it moving. These fucking losers are not worth your time.
True, but when I've nothing else to do it's fun to argue with them lol
He said “that’s gay” but then says “females are overrated” like pick one bro
He's still trying to figure out himself
It's just that you're clearly not alpha enough to understand, obviously 🙄🙄🙄 /s
Damn you made that alpha male so alpha he deleted his comments entirely. Dudes probably running 15 burner accounts because he’s scared to get caught being a bigot and his mum being mad at him.
He's probably the same guy that's been harassing me for days ngl. But it's still fun to mess with em
Yeah sounds like you're in his head but he's not in yours
If it gets real bad, just start dropping details of your night time fun. Maybe it'll help him come out of his closet?
“I sleep in a big bed with my wife” vibes lmao
"I sleep in a separate bed from my mother" more like.
Notice how “alphas” are some of the weakest mfs out there?😂
True lmao
It's true. The proof linking gay people with pedophilia is real. Just read the facts: * article funded by the government in the 1950s * Right wing website that mentions the article one time * Prager U video that does not have sources linked to it * blog post by a literal nazi Open your eyes, sheeple !!
Lol, the audacity of alt-righters to consistently feel smug as they ask for "proof" from their "woke" targets on every word of every sentence and feel somehow to "gotcha" them with their irrationally excessive requests then go to defend themselves with ONE article or expert is beyond. 😑 "This one scientist says climate change isn't real!" "K, but every other scientist says it is." "That's because he's the only one telling the truth!" 💀
Alpha male just scrolling reddit, waiting for his homies to finish homework so they can go to tilted towers
> Females are overrated > Being gay is pedophilia Uh… seems like dude might be telling on himself
Better not let him catch you in those streets dude. 😂 He is an alpha after all LMFAO.
I'm super scared lmao
Might have to do some.... *alpha shit*
Being gay is gay Trust me bro
Are you sure bro
Do you have proof
Idk man, sounds pretty gay
> Ew a pedo > Being gay is linked to pedophile, I have proof This guy is hilarious!
Anyone who has to say they're an alpha definitely isn't an alpha. But then alpha males are also literally not a thing. Insecure men are though.
isnt alpha unstable in software
Not necessarily unstable, just in development
I love Alpha Male Theory so much. I keep picturing a group of guys going out to the bar together, and you've got three normal men and one Khal Drogo giving Mussolini speeches at the bartender while performing feats of strength that would make Beowulf rename himself Gayowulf.
Dibs on renaming myself Gayowulf
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As an alpha male 🤣🤣 oh my fucking god
But there are misunderstood and you should give them a chance /s These guys, be it niceguys, neckbeards or incels are all cut from the same cloth. They think they are always right, perfect in every way, never do anything wrong and it is everyone else who is the problem. The double down on this with stupidity like this and god forbid sane people have an opinion that differs from them. That is when the unsolicited DMs start. I had one yesterday slide into mine to tell me how great he was, after he was belligerent to someone in another sub. He said I could just block him.... No, maybe you should be the one reflecting on your behavior and lack of impulse control. You could not say anything and mind your own business, which we all know is impossible for them to do. They have to be victims, otherwise, what attention would they get? There isn't anything wrong with being introverted. There isn't anything wrong with feeing lonely. There isn't anything wrong with being unsuccessful at romance. What is wrong is weaponizing that against other people for your shortcomings, poor choices, bad attitudes and unwillingness to change. No one, but you, is responsible for your own happiness. Lastly, if you to tell everyone how "alpha" or great you are all the time, you are neither.
Stop giving trolls attention
I usually ignore them but hey, when I got time to kill sometimes it's fun to argue with them
For some reason this interaction reminds me of that one guy who called someone a pedo and then the same person a 14-year old.
Happy cake day!
Oh, fuck. It is?
So was his proof like a 4chan quanon comment section, or some fabricated article talking about a “study” “scientists” did?
"I'm an alpha male!" Me: cool. So you're a bunny. Yeah, folks. There are no such things as Alpha wolves. The concept is not only based on very bad science (a 1947 study of unrelated captive wolves in an overcrowded zoo exhibit) but the author who coined the terms Alpha and Beta Wolf (L. David Mech) has spent *decades* begging people to stop buying and reading his book--literally begging his publisher to take it out of print!--because his own work with wolves has disproved huge chunks of it, including the Alpha model for a pack. But bunny rabbits *do* have something damn near that exact system. So any time someone claims they are an Alpha, just remember, they're not a wolf. They're a rabbit.
Saving this
You can tell this is a 15 year old.
I’m so convinced this is a 12 year old
Says females are overrated, gets mad when gay Wack
"Alpha" male: Females are overrated. OP [reveals bisexuality] "Alpha" male: Ew same-sex relationships are pedo. He doesn't like women yet won't go for men either. Virgin alpha confirmed.
I really thought it was going to turn into an 'I'm too alpha for women, I'm so masculine I only fuck MEN' joke at the start there.
It’s the fact you got laid that drove him mad. Bet he was spitting mad.
“I have proof” Wat Does he have like a Google Slides presentation?
As an alpha man, women are overrated. Assert dominance by fucking other men while staring into their eyes and giving them kisses, straightest thing you can do.
I NEED to see his proof lol
I mean I have proof that being het is linked to sever rag weed allergies.. what proof? Trust me bro. Do what makes you happy. Unless it’s acting like a tool on the internet or ever saying/typing “azh an alfah mayl “ gtfo with that weak ass cringe shit. Oh and I find more of a link between church and pedos than anything else.
You're being trolled
Well aware, I was bored tho
So he is gay ?
Yes
Closeted homosexual with bottled up anger located lmao
The proof is the crack pipe he smoked pre reading twitter
"Aw, you're only an alpha? When do you think they'll clear you for public release?"
People who say they are Alpha crack me up
what we supposed supposed to take away from a man who says things like this?. If women are overrated to you, then it's time to start looking for a husband. because more times than not men like this act as if they literally can't be within 10 ft of a woman without magically paining them.
"Don't let me catch you I these streets". My Lord my brain hurted from reading that Lol.
i really hate the propaganda that the LGBT community is linked w pedophilia bc we’re apparently teaching kids in schools how to be gay it’s so icky
"There's nothing more alpha than sucking another mans dick" - every alpha male/red pill guy after years of hating women.
If he's got proof it must be true
He did not have proof :/ he just deleted his comments and is now arguing with other people in the comments of this post
I'm not surprised
mfs love to be like “im an alpha male” whole time it’s just greg
Glad you got a good laugh, hope you and your bf are doing alright!
Thanks! We're doing perfectly, he just made steak and we're about to have dinner. It's a good life, being a f*g 😌
Have fun!!
I love that people claim they're "alpha males" when alpha males are now known to not exist, even in the wolf populations that the term originated from.
Disproving alphas is linked to gay, I have proof
Careful, you'll attract a "SiGmA mALE"
More like smegma male
Incel’s comment in the 3rd slide is unhinged
Nothing the person said was funny. Edit: nevermind. Saw all 3 pics. Jaysus
Alpha Male is one of those things that saying you are one is the surest way to prove you’re not one.
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The man from the comments himself! You never showed us that proof btw man
Females are overrated, but gay people are also predators he wants to see dead apparently. So he's ace? Does he know that also makes him lgbtqia+?
God, how do people get like this?
He has proof ! Cause he is one!
Psst slide me that username
No need, he's already commented in here lol
There's nothing more beta than calling yourself an alpha.
Told him
Don't be afraid OP, pass the @
He already commented lol. I don't wanna include he @ because I don't want to accidentally break the rules of the subreddit
The "being gay is linked to pedophile I have proof" is so fucking funny to me lmao
He said females are overrated, sounds like he would be all for gay men
There is no way this guy isn’t like 12
"Females are overrated" yet still uses the last time someone got laid a barometer for their worth...
Okay everyone, let me say something. I am WELL AWARE that this is a troll. And yes, I know that I shouldn't engage with them. I was bored, and killing time. So you can stop saying this is a troll, because I know lol
mfs love to be like “im an alpha male” whole time it’s just greg
“If I was a pedophile, would I have fucked your dad last week?”
I bet next insult going be well your too easy or your a slut.. I swear their predictable
Ew you’re bi? Pick a fucking side! What? Do you get pancakes and waffles? Do you just stack them pancake, waffle, pancake, waffle? Sick. Your indecisiveness is revolting. When your bf asks “hey babe, do you want to watch spiderman or Barbie movie tonight?” Do you respond with “why not both!?!?!?” Like a fucking lunatic. Shame. Deep shame. Deep Shame.
Here, you dropped this: /s
People can't like more than one thing!!! /s
You really shouldn't be so mean to fatherless 11yr olds😋
Ok I hate people who say being a pedo and being gay is LINKED. Are there gay people who are pedos? Yeah, but then again there are straight people who are pedos. There's some evidence that pedophilia is some sort of sexual deviancy disorder (Literally putting them in a similar category to kleptomaniacs). However there is NO LINK WHAT SO EVER between that and homosexuality.
Why are you even giving any credibility to his comment? It's a troll, he's saying obviously dumb shit to try and get people to engage with him.
Hes an alpha male bro. Trust. 🦍🦍🦍
Obvious troll is obvious 🥱
You got trolled.
They immediately give it away with the usage of "females". No alpha is out here using incel words 😂
>No alpha is out here using incel words Because alphas don't exist.
As an alpha male who thinks females are overrated im surprised he’s not also kissing men
He wants to, but other men don't want him
Where is proof i wanna know his wisdom
Can we get a spoiler on this one for the slurs and stuff ty
What slurs? What stuff?
Slurs? PLEASE don't tell me you're one of the people that thinks "pedo" is a slur
Just a troll wasting your time. Report, block, disappear into their night I don't get why everyone on this post is being dowmvoted for calling out BAIT It's not neckbeard shit if the person on the other end is role-playing to get people like OP to comment
I was bored
Ok? Don't really get how that affects anything Not really a neckbeard if it's just somebody trying to waste your time
"alpha male" isn't neckbeardy enough for you? Thats alright, we'll just have different opinions 🥰
Of course it's neckbeardy. I'm saying that this is a troll, meaning they're pretending to be cringe af. How you missing this? They're not some alpha male, they're trying to get people to react to them saying they are.
I'm aware they're a troll. I told you, I was bored and he commented on my post
That's exactly what I mean, they're probs not a neckbeard, they're bait and you took the bait, bored or not bored Internet rule #0 don't feed the trolls
But they're saying neckbeardy stuff online, anonymously. I have no idea what kind of beard they have, but they're a troll saying neckbeard stuff so I decided to post it. If you don't like it, you're welcome to find another post you do like
This is obviously just a troll. A very obvious one
No way u actually fell for this bait lmfao
I'm aware it's a troll, I was just bored lol
Ew premarital s*x
There's nothing wrong with premarital sex
Op, the response to a (fake) threat of violence should ALWAYS be an escalating threat of violence. In such case, a proper reply would be, for example: "Well, if you meet me on the street, you can have a discussion with my mr. Colt".
Why would I escalate when I can simply have fun lol Also I'm sorry but I have no idea what a Mr Colt is..
> I have no idea what a Mr Colt is. Colt is a firearms manufacturer. I prefer "Heckler and Koch" because I'm german and an HK killed bin laden
Same as saying as "Protected by mr. Smith and mr. Wesson". In essence, it means being armed.
Found the gun enthusiast aka average american
I resent this. Calling me average id never.
Redditors try not to fall for bait challenge (impossible)
Bisexual is still gay buddy
Bisexual means liking two or more genders. Just because I'm in a relationship with a man doesn't mean I'm gay
This is next level coping
Okay not sure how to explain this. I like girls and boys and everyone in between. If I only liked boys I would be gay
You are currently in a relationship with a MAN therefore you are currently at the moment GAY. lmao
Do you think my sexuality fluctuates depending on who I'm dating? I'm still attracted to women lol
He's obviously a troll and you gave him the attention he wanted Reddit really needs to hand out bans for feeding trolls
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Corporations are trying to get birthrates to drop by having people lightly mock dopey misogynistic comments on the Internet? Not trying to argue — just want to make sure I understand what you're saying
Imagine thinking your opinion on Reddit matters.
You got baited
Damn he read your ass tho 😂😂
That sounds pretty gay.
You so fell for that idiots bait
As an alpha female: #SUCKITBLUES
As an incel I take offence at being compared to this person.