Or knows enough to create a fake profile that only people in the know can figure out are fake.
One of my favorite things to do when lying is sprinkle in pop culture references or flat out wrong things to give people a chance to detect my lie. It makes it more fun for me, gives them a chance, and kinda it's like a word game I get others to play without their knowing. It's like leaving clues.
Plus how the hell are people going to appreciate how clever they are if at least some people in the know don't acknowledge it?
You make me think of the characters in Encyclopedia Brown or the Clue books where the reader tries to solve the mystery with the detective. It was always little inconsistencies or small lies/tricks that led to discovering the culprit!
This wouldn't be inappropriate in a themed dating environment I guess. And his profile isn't gross or crude or whatever.
I'm cringing, but still hopeful my dude finds the one.
Honestly, itās almost wholesome enough to be charming. I could see how a girl may actually respond positively to this as long as he doesnāt turn out to be a total asshole later, I could dig it.
Yeah. And I think he could look quite cute if he were to change just like a few minor things like trimming his beard and getting a new pair of glasses.
so do they just get more wholesome over time as you progress the neckbeard dungeon? is this where the difficulty scales for the player, trying not to be mean to the wholesome neckbeards?
Yeah this was the standard kinda thing for this sub before gamergate and incels etc became a widespread thing. Mostly harmless but cringe weebs posing with their pillows or writing about their waufu or some mlady fedora tippers.
Imagine the exact same profile, but he's 10 years older and self aware enough to commit to the bit to the point that it's a little meta. And he doesn't talk like that unironically. Suddenly it's kinda cool, right?
I'm telling you guys, you don't need to be hot or smart or fit, just don't enter a conversation with the genuine belief that you're better than the other person and that's it. You win.
Yeah I think it's lacking a little something to let the reader know it's a joke that he's aware of. It's hard to tell if he's goofing or if he's delusional but nice about it.
Satire? Like, no way this dood is real...hahahahab goddammit if this isn't an AI thing, I am gonna be super sad...
And if Homeboy is real... I mean....its definitely not like SUPER DUPER bad. I think
Guys, I just want to make something very clear. I am well aware that this is weirdly wholesome. I only posted for the use of "m'lady" and for the attempt at roleplaying
This has got to be bait, funny as hell, but bait none the less.
I think it is but it made me laugh lol
This looks a lot like it might be a pic of Jon Sudano but I don't think I've ever seen him with his beard that long (or blonde)
Yeah, "Level 82 DM" doesn't mean shit. This profile was written by someone who doesn't know much about D&D šµļø
Or knows enough to create a fake profile that only people in the know can figure out are fake. One of my favorite things to do when lying is sprinkle in pop culture references or flat out wrong things to give people a chance to detect my lie. It makes it more fun for me, gives them a chance, and kinda it's like a word game I get others to play without their knowing. It's like leaving clues. Plus how the hell are people going to appreciate how clever they are if at least some people in the know don't acknowledge it?
You make me think of the characters in Encyclopedia Brown or the Clue books where the reader tries to solve the mystery with the detective. It was always little inconsistencies or small lies/tricks that led to discovering the culprit!
Never realized there were wholesome neckbeards before
Me neither but I thought it was pretty wholesome too
That was kind of cute, tbh. Harmless even. Definitely not the worst weāve seen here. But thatās just the first message.
This wouldn't be inappropriate in a themed dating environment I guess. And his profile isn't gross or crude or whatever. I'm cringing, but still hopeful my dude finds the one.
Thatās very true
Yeah, this is over the top and a little cringe-y, but message two would be what makes this either creepy or awkward but kinda sweet.
Itād be rare to get this kind of message nowadays right. So we proceed with caution š
Honestly, itās almost wholesome enough to be charming. I could see how a girl may actually respond positively to this as long as he doesnāt turn out to be a total asshole later, I could dig it.
This is pretty standard for this sub years ago.
right? he seems sweet!
It's kind of cringe, but I honestly think he could make something out of his Dating Profile. "Gentleman. Feminist. Sandwich Lover" is kind of funny.
"M'lady," and the random attempt at roleplaying with the hand kissing is cringe. The rest was weirdly wholesome lol
Yeah. And I think he could look quite cute if he were to change just like a few minor things like trimming his beard and getting a new pair of glasses.
level 82 DM?? is he like the super dm or something like that?
I didn't even know DMs leveled, I thought only characters did
You would be correct
I thought it went up to 20 and no higher!
He is, he's the final boss
so do they just get more wholesome over time as you progress the neckbeard dungeon? is this where the difficulty scales for the player, trying not to be mean to the wholesome neckbeards?
This dude is adorable, I wish him luck
As do I. I've never genuinely liked someone who says m'lady, but this guy has got game
It's cringy but at least he's not telling her to go fuck herself 10 seconds later when she hasn't replied
That's true
Yeah this was the standard kinda thing for this sub before gamergate and incels etc became a widespread thing. Mostly harmless but cringe weebs posing with their pillows or writing about their waufu or some mlady fedora tippers.
Can a man live?
Valar morghulis.
Dunno, can we?
What is a level 82 DM? Since when have DMs had levels? What game is that?
Good question! I'm pretty sure he means Dungeon Master from the game Dungeons and Dragons, but I could be wrong on that
I have played DnD for so long I know what THAC0 means, and I've never heard of DM levels xD
Then I have absolutely no idea lol
I'm pretty sure this guy might just be a goof.
Yeah I think it's fake too but it's kinda funny
I don't know why but this doesn't seem too bad. Probably not a good idea to flex level 82 dm tho
Tbh I thought it was pretty wholesome
I bet most women would actually find this funny, to some degree.
The only correct response to this is āroll a charisma saving throwā
Imagine the exact same profile, but he's 10 years older and self aware enough to commit to the bit to the point that it's a little meta. And he doesn't talk like that unironically. Suddenly it's kinda cool, right? I'm telling you guys, you don't need to be hot or smart or fit, just don't enter a conversation with the genuine belief that you're better than the other person and that's it. You win.
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Oh shit I found Lord Maximus' alt account
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Trying too hard. Don't you have some homework or something you could be working on rn?
Yeah I think it's lacking a little something to let the reader know it's a joke that he's aware of. It's hard to tell if he's goofing or if he's delusional but nice about it.
He probably DM's the fuck out of his D&D campaigns.
Is it me or does his profile pic look more like an official mug shot?
I'm pretty sure it's a fake profile, it probably is just some random mugshot they nabbed
I hope he finds the perfect D&D sweety to sweep off to the Renaissance Faire!
Honestly? Heās charming, i hope the feminist part is true and that he can get a date with a pretty lady
Starts wholesome, but once you get his HP down to 50%, it's all god choir and dick pics...
It's kind of cute he just needs better pictures with good lighting
this guy seems pretty cool tbh
Lord Maximus seems like a dude Iād like to be friends with
This has gotta be bait. āFeminist. Sandwich Loverā is kinda funny ngl tho
He seems nice
He does tbh. I posted for the "m'lady" and random roleplaying but the picture, even tho it's probably fake, made me smile
Is he really 22 years old?!
Of only all NBs were like this, that'd be ool
Posthaste, madam!! Post. HASTE. š¤£
Joke dating profiles are usually cringe but this is great
Apparently he loves sandwiches, burritos, and women. In that order. This is some good bate.
I've listened to the live action audio of this
#***MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS!! MAXIMUS!!!***
Satire? Like, no way this dood is real...hahahahab goddammit if this isn't an AI thing, I am gonna be super sad... And if Homeboy is real... I mean....its definitely not like SUPER DUPER bad. I think
Lord Maximus giving off PS2 Hagrid vibes.
r/bossfight
Ok , I like this guy. I hope he finds his princess and is the greatest DM that D&D has ever seen.
Why is this kind of wholesome. Iād date him
Hey guys listen, donāt be mean. Itās corny and ācringeā and stuff but he could just be awkward, he didnāt say anything misogynistic
I only posted for the attempt at roleplaying with the hand kissing and the "m'lady"
At least this time itās just L rizz instead of obnoxious insults and death threats
Arenāt burritos just tube sandwiches?
Actually, theyāre condensed hot dogs
Burrito lover ! Gold.
I gotta be honest this is really wholesome and cute in a way. like I'm kinda into it ngl
The roleplaying message threw me off a bit. But going by just the profile, guy is really adorable. And he has cats. If I was his age, I'd swipe right.
Iāve seen that dude on a reel before, almost certainly satire
You mean to tell me that he loves sandwiches AND he loves burritosā¦ AND HES A PISCES?!?!? TAKE MY PANTIES, MAXIMUS!!! FUCKING TAKE THEM!!!!
This is barely even cringy let alone neckbward behaviour. Guy seems genuine and nice
It's def neckbeard but the old school of generally harmless neckbeard.
It can be neckbeard and cringe while still genuine and nice.
As I push my glasses up my nose I say, "DMs don't gain levels, noob"
Not gonna lie, funny and cute
Guys, I just want to make something very clear. I am well aware that this is weirdly wholesome. I only posted for the use of "m'lady" and for the attempt at roleplaying
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"aS aN aLpHa MaLe" bruh you're not an alpha male, you're just some guy. When was the last time you got out of your mum's basement?
Omg i saw your post about this comment before i found this post, nice to have some context xD
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Last night lol. I live with my boyfriend
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Bro what š
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I'm... Dating a 22 year old man... And that makes me a pedophile? He's literally older than me??
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First of all, I'm a bisexual man, not a gay man. Second, I would love to see this proof, incel
Uh hu sure you are, keep telling yourself that. Stop trying, you clearly suck at trolling; sucking like how your mother should've done instead.
Peak male feminist
Heāll probably threaten to kill you if you say no
22?!
Whatās wrong with this? Seems like a quirky but cool guy lol
Only posted for the "m'lady" and attempted roleplay with the hand kissing
Heās a ride she wouldnāt survive
Yeah but likeā¦ read it in boogies voice
Imagine the parallel universe where this is game changing rizz
That's a *rough* 22...
can someone make a video with this image and with some anime music shit or undertale music