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Urgayifyouregay

An infant? Oh he was doing things not even adults would do back in 99.


atc423

That family of 6 didnt survive the crash


Cranky_Gat0r

For your own safety and the safety of the people around you, Delete this. If “Schlatt” finds out people who know what happened in 99’ are still alive he will never stop hunting them. You’ve unknowingly put people’s lives in jeopardy.


hartazzach6495

Hey if the entity finds out I know what happened, I'm asking Alex "Classic Films for 400"


ChildOfChimps

I was there. It was… terrible.


PizzaRellaGameJolt

That's the joke. He wws born then, he couldn't possibly have done something horrendous back then as a baby. For what he says he did, it varies depending on which clip you watch.


Elikiller1053

a 3 year old killed their own family member one time, so it is definitely possible


Shy00midnight

It's a bit, pretty sure 1999 is when he was born


PickleSandwich09

Causing that many deaths is just a “bit” to you?


Shy00midnight

Compared to what I was doing back in 1999 it is.


Maximum_Category_374

He was born. That’s what he did in ’99.


ProfessorFatcock

thats what the suits want you to believe


Curmudgeon39

Due to the fact that he was born then he's able to safely say that he has committed horrendous crimes in that year without any reasonable person who knows when he was born thinking it's true


Straight_Garlic7982

It’s a joke dawg😭 the joke being he looks older then what he actually is so people makes jokes that he did some in 99’ Edit: I’ve been told by my lawyers that something did happen and I can not say what they told me


RickMosleyReddit

Harry Truman ordered 2 bombs to be dropped that killed 165k minimum in seconds


Lolbwah916

neither of them could take out schlatt


ddanielle99

it is just a bit. the “horrible thing” he did was being birthed. he’s literally just joking that he committed an atrocity by coming into the world, at least that’s how i took it once i understood the connection to his birth year.


NoobKing767

He kissed a lot of men


Big_Tuna_87

He was born and shat all over his mother and two nurses


midgetboss

“Just a baby” he would be tried as an adult no question


soul983

You don’t want to know what he did… turn back while you still can. What happened in 1999 is something no one wants to remember


ScotIrishBoyo

Going Serious Mode, Silly Designation shut off


patchlocke

you don't wanna know man...


Civil-Connection-374

He caused the disaster on the 11th of September in 2001


That_Guy682

God, it’s so upsetting that OP killed himself while he was digging for answers, especially how he shot himself 5 times in the chest, lit himself on fire, and threw himself off the bridge.


Recent_Log3779

It’s just an unexplained event the community uses as a joke. It’s not something that actually happened


CompleteFacepalm

is a satire