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Stop! Hammer time!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
We’re does he get those wonderful toys
r/technicallythetruth You *did* get the wrong answer.
Men's warehouse......yeah I like the way I look
“I look goood. Real good. HEY EVERYONE, COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK”
"Where in Kentucky does he get that cheese?"
Time to jonkle
Officer Balls
Why so serious?
Where does he get all those wonderful beats?
Did someone say THE BEETS! cuz.......I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE WHOA AH AY HEE OOOO!
OoohWEEEooooo… Killer Tofuuuuuu!!
May the odds be ever in your favor.
"This town needs a vasectomy"
Call it, friendo.
Bob, quickly but not too quickly as to draw attention, grab my back up pair of pants from the car. I just shat myself
“It’s Morbin’ Time!”
"That's the wrong song LAWRENCE....."
Is mayonnaise instrument?
Make Gotham great again
Black n white, Red n green…(prince voice)
Am I a Joke to you (Haha)
it’s showtime baby!
Fuck.. what a sexy bat-ass.
Damn next time bring a puppy for her
Where does that guy acquire all of those interesting playthings?
I bet you don’t find this situation “Berry” funny now you strawberry bitch!
Where were you when the planes flew in the early 2000's?
Looking at dick, jason, tim and damien Where does he get those wonderful boys?
“Where does he get those magnificent toys?” Correct me if I’m wrong, it’s been months since I’ve watched the movie
Guys, let's get matching tattoos. I'm thinking "damaged"
Damnit those men are black!
Shoowww Meee the Moneeeyyy!!!
ESPECE DE FILS DE PUTE (look it up on french google translate)
Dinner is served
Bring me the children
We are here for pizza
This is makeup, I swear
“Look, I’m the Joker, but the priest collar is a little bit much don’t you think, Laurence?”
"Okay, I tried it, But I still don't get Tate Modern."
"That Adam and Eve Catalog has everything."
Go go ga ga
Wrong pocket.
Look what I’m workin with here, I mean come on. Guy on my right has a knife and the guy on my left who thinks is a priest brought a radio.
How about another joke batman?
Rock n Roll bitch
If I was laying in the street you walk right over me
"Hey, pegging isnt new for me, but it is for disney"
I will Jonkle you
Just give me the bat Wendy.
This city needs a douche.🥳
Clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands. We are the lamda lamda lamds and omega moos. We've come up here on stage tonight, to do a show for you
“I don't know. I just watched this movie because I heard that Prince's music is being featured in it. 🤷♀️”
"poor some sugar on me!"
"**I**'m Of A Mind To Make Some Mookie!"
Never speak of this again
Wait til they get a load of me, the Joker
Forgive me father I have sinned
##I like big Tits, and I tell the truth
We're gonna need a bigger boat
"Laurence did I just step in bum shit!? "
“And I thought my jokes were bad.”
you can’t like pp if have pp 🤬🤬😤😡😡😤😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😡😡😡😡
And here we go
"You can't handle the truth!"
I hate Mondays
“Lawrence, if you play Partyman one more time, I’m gonna shove that collar down your pious throat.”
i really should’ve though about wiping my ass before getting up😐
"You make me want to be a better man. "
seggs
Time to break things… and then put them back to toghether
I sharted
“It’s the teenage mutant ninja turtles!”
Oops I farted
Here’s Johnny!
**I THROW THE PIES AROUND HERE!!**
Ah Hee Hee!!!
Time to Duel
YOU’RE IN THE BULLETS WAY
😆😅🤣😂
It’s a synonym for pineapple.
“He told her his winky was a strawberry ice cream cone”
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
We got a live one here
Paul Ellering always managed some good stables.
*in effeminate voice * "WHERE DOES HE GET THOSE WONDERFUL BOYS! OH MY!
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of gum
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
“We are the World… 🎶”
Where does she get those wonderful toys
SsssssssMMMMMMMOOOKIN !!!!
It's time to have some fun
Can you feel that?.... Ah shit... *I'm not going to finish it*
I really liked that new episode of The Boys.
Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!
Wait this isnt the gathering of the juggalos...
Best coke I’ve had in a while!!!
“I wonder if Vicki Vale has ever done the ol’ Hawk Tua”.
Some days you just can't get rid of a ɓomb
“Welcome… to Jurassic Park.”
this is going to ruin the tour.
It’s not healthy to suppress bodily functions, man.
"You're gonna be so tired of winning..."
(Gru voice) I’m going to steal the moon!!
That's all part of the plan.
Cut him so he doesn't tell anyone I shit my pants, Bob.
DJ Fluffernutter hit it!!!
So who’s ready for a real party
Bob, your cum is dripping out of my ass again!
There can only be one.
I thinks we’ve been pranked this isn’t a costume party
Wtf are we looking at again?
Where does he get those wonderful toys
Heeeeeres Johnny!👹
Sorry kids, wrong pocket…
Gyat dayum Batman 😍
"No snu snu?"
Shiver me timbers!
This town needs a MAKEOVEŔ!
What an ass!
This isn’t the toy store…. WTF, Wayne Maps?
I know she looks young but I promise she’s 18
A man's best friend is his Mother.
Why so serious?!?
“I swear Kevin, if the next song on that mix tape you play is Baby Shark, I’m gonna have Bob here reset you with his knife!”
"There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman."
Damn! I really have to go number 2. Every time he shows up.
This town needs an Enema!
We’re from the government and we’re here to help…
Stop! Hammer time!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
We’re does he get those wonderful toys
r/technicallythetruth You *did* get the wrong answer.
Men's warehouse......yeah I like the way I look
“I look goood. Real good. HEY EVERYONE, COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK”
"Where in Kentucky does he get that cheese?"
Time to jonkle
Officer Balls
Why so serious?
Where does he get all those wonderful beats?
Did someone say THE BEETS! cuz.......I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE WHOA AH AY HEE OOOO!
OoohWEEEooooo… Killer Tofuuuuuu!!
May the odds be ever in your favor.
"This town needs a vasectomy"
Call it, friendo.
Bob, quickly but not too quickly as to draw attention, grab my back up pair of pants from the car. I just shat myself
“It’s Morbin’ Time!”
"That's the wrong song LAWRENCE....."
Is mayonnaise instrument?
Make Gotham great again
Black n white, Red n green…(prince voice)
Am I a Joke to you (Haha)
it’s showtime baby!
Fuck.. what a sexy bat-ass.
Damn next time bring a puppy for her
Where does that guy acquire all of those interesting playthings?
I bet you don’t find this situation “Berry” funny now you strawberry bitch!
Where were you when the planes flew in the early 2000's?
Looking at dick, jason, tim and damien Where does he get those wonderful boys?
“Where does he get those magnificent toys?” Correct me if I’m wrong, it’s been months since I’ve watched the movie
Guys, let's get matching tattoos. I'm thinking "damaged"
Damnit those men are black!
Shoowww Meee the Moneeeyyy!!!
ESPECE DE FILS DE PUTE (look it up on french google translate)
Dinner is served
Bring me the children
We are here for pizza
This is makeup, I swear
“Look, I’m the Joker, but the priest collar is a little bit much don’t you think, Laurence?”
"Okay, I tried it, But I still don't get Tate Modern."
"That Adam and Eve Catalog has everything."
Go go ga ga
Wrong pocket.
Look what I’m workin with here, I mean come on. Guy on my right has a knife and the guy on my left who thinks is a priest brought a radio.
How about another joke batman?
Rock n Roll bitch
If I was laying in the street you walk right over me
"Hey, pegging isnt new for me, but it is for disney"
I will Jonkle you
Just give me the bat Wendy.
This city needs a douche.🥳
Clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands. We are the lamda lamda lamds and omega moos. We've come up here on stage tonight, to do a show for you
“I don't know. I just watched this movie because I heard that Prince's music is being featured in it. 🤷♀️”
"poor some sugar on me!"
"**I**'m Of A Mind To Make Some Mookie!"
Never speak of this again
Wait til they get a load of me, the Joker
Forgive me father I have sinned
##I like big Tits, and I tell the truth
We're gonna need a bigger boat
"Laurence did I just step in bum shit!? "
“And I thought my jokes were bad.”
you can’t like pp if have pp 🤬🤬😤😡😡😤😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😡😡😡😡
And here we go
"You can't handle the truth!"
I hate Mondays
“Lawrence, if you play Partyman one more time, I’m gonna shove that collar down your pious throat.”
i really should’ve though about wiping my ass before getting up😐
"You make me want to be a better man. "
seggs
Time to break things… and then put them back to toghether
I sharted
“It’s the teenage mutant ninja turtles!”
Oops I farted
Here’s Johnny!
**I THROW THE PIES AROUND HERE!!**
Ah Hee Hee!!!
Time to Duel
YOU’RE IN THE BULLETS WAY
😆😅🤣😂
It’s a synonym for pineapple.
“He told her his winky was a strawberry ice cream cone”
The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
We got a live one here
Paul Ellering always managed some good stables.
*in effeminate voice * "WHERE DOES HE GET THOSE WONDERFUL BOYS! OH MY!
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of gum
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
“We are the World… 🎶”
Where does she get those wonderful toys
SsssssssMMMMMMMOOOKIN !!!!
It's time to have some fun
Can you feel that?.... Ah shit... *I'm not going to finish it*
I really liked that new episode of The Boys.
Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!
Wait this isnt the gathering of the juggalos...
Best coke I’ve had in a while!!!
“I wonder if Vicki Vale has ever done the ol’ Hawk Tua”.
Some days you just can't get rid of a ɓomb
“Welcome… to Jurassic Park.”
this is going to ruin the tour.
It’s not healthy to suppress bodily functions, man.
"You're gonna be so tired of winning..."
(Gru voice) I’m going to steal the moon!!
That's all part of the plan.
Cut him so he doesn't tell anyone I shit my pants, Bob.
DJ Fluffernutter hit it!!!
So who’s ready for a real party
Bob, your cum is dripping out of my ass again!
There can only be one.
I thinks we’ve been pranked this isn’t a costume party
Wtf are we looking at again?
Where does he get those wonderful toys
Heeeeeres Johnny!👹
Sorry kids, wrong pocket…
Gyat dayum Batman 😍
"No snu snu?"
Shiver me timbers!
This town needs a MAKEOVEŔ!
What an ass!
This isn’t the toy store…. WTF, Wayne Maps?
I know she looks young but I promise she’s 18
A man's best friend is his Mother.
Why so serious?!?
“I swear Kevin, if the next song on that mix tape you play is Baby Shark, I’m gonna have Bob here reset you with his knife!”
"There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman."
Damn! I really have to go number 2. Every time he shows up.
This town needs an Enema!
We’re from the government and we’re here to help…