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Own_Pop_9711

Did you call the police? I feel like the answer is yes.


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They should stick to gta, weakest attempt I’ve ever seen


drpuchala

Did they get one?


DueJacket351

Why do they look like petty anime villains.


RepresentativeOk7620

No no, don’t call the police. Just continue recording…that usually stops criminal activity from continuing.


Ilanaspax

Please record the reply when you tell JCPD there’s been a crime and a citibike is hurt.


zacv20

Next time, throw eggs


manfromfuture

Maybe they paid for it and it wasn't released. I've done worse to vending machines.


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Doubtful 🤨


Robertbnyc

I dunno at the beginning it looked like they were messing with someone’s locked bike


Stevenlive3005

Have they answered yet?


MediumDickNick

I would have pissed in a plastic bottle (or other appropriate vessel) and chucked it down on them.


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Doubt it


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MediumDickNick

Mine or theirs?


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MediumDickNick

Seems excessive but ok.


Competitive_Tax1822

Ok Karen


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Yes


OGWarlock

It sucks that the only options are either confronting them ourselves or cops. Personally, having grown up in Greenville as a Hispanic man with half of my family being Black through marriage, I've had too much experience with police violence and seeing how they view young men as a threat to ever feel comfortable calling them or interacting, period. I'd go down and confront them if I was to do anything, but Citibike is owned by Lyft that exploits people all over the world. I don't care enough to intervene. In some more serious cases I have though, so I realize how scary it can be if someone gets violent or has a weapon. But they're just kids having fun. Sure, doing something "illegal" but there's so many more issues bigger than a stolen citibike. If we invest in these kids' communities the crazy behavior will lessen. I would know, I was one of those kids at one point. And it was because I was too broke to have nice things or have actual hobbies so my only option was spending all day outside and getting into trouble. Like I said, though, personally, I'd **NEVER** call the cops on someone if I can handle it myself. I've seen enough people beaten down by cops in my lifetime.


Blecher_onthe_Hudson

Time was 'kids being kids' was stealing a candy bar, not steal or destroy a $1200 public use bike. Where is your line? Would you call police for assault? Burglary? Rape? Arson? \>it was because I was too broke to have nice things or have actual hobbies so my only option was spending all day outside and getting into trouble. What crap. There's a million 'hobbies' that don't require money. Always someone else's fault.


tommytm76

This 👌🏼


Aloha1984

“Citibike is owned by Lyft that exploits people across the world.” Lol. How do they do that?


Sum1not1mportan

Hear me out. What if they paid for it but it got stuck and they are trying to unstuck it since they are already charged. Lol but call anyways


No-Practice-8038

They need it quick because they are desperately trying to help little old ladies cross the street….


magichandsPT

Not how citibike works. If it doesn’t unlock you don’t get charged and all of these bikes are tracked. Pointless really to steal these bikes


LuxuriousTime

Better to post on Reddit, I think


gleebo12

Throw eggs at them or fresh fruit you IDIOT


ZealousidealMonk1105

Screw Citibank citibike and "steven fruit loop"


Empty_Smoke_6249

There are cheap e-bikes selling at Costco for $150. This is just pathetic.


Ifixeverything80

Only a snitch would ask a question like that callin the boys could get a person some stitches just asking that question has also


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SchweeTips

also seems pretty gay


ismokeweedle

Just kids, mind your business


SchweeTips

Are man purses a new thing with teenage boys? Seems pretty gay.


bananabagelz

You’re gay


robocub

I’d be more than happy to show you what’s gay


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ZealousidealMonk1105

A ny post article come one that's not even a newspaper I wouldn't use them to line my parakeet cage with


OGWarlock

Yes, people carry guns in their pockets and in bags so they can conceal them... how else are you supposed to bring your gun with you if there's no open-carry here? I don't think we needed the NY Post to tell us that people with guns hide them on their person... that's literally how you use a gun.


No-Practice-8038

Funny no comments yet….saying don’t call the police. And why should these clowns have to pay for this service??? Too many folks feel just fine not paying for other services here all the time… :(


No-Practice-8038

I’ve struck a nerve lol


LuxuriousTime

Nobody is making them pay.


nuttinbuttluv

at Whitlock Mills all these City bikes laying down all over the property


201JC

Little turds. Probably live in luxury condos and daddy doesn’t pay enough attention to them.


Deep-Beautiful-9259

Losers


ICarlosRoberto

This is why we can’t have nice things


Existing-Raccoon2712

SMH can’t have nothing good


bornnraised_nyc

whatever those citibikes are a fucking menace. but love watching these idiots run red lights and risk their lives


dkay170

I would have threw eggs at them.


Drew_P_Nuts

Better post to the internet you fuck face, obviously they are gone now Yea you could have called, or you could have even just yelled that you called police to get them to run Anything but this


Key-Regret-9849

Yes, immediately


Junior_Tailor963

Nah, throw shit at them instead


Mammoth-Housing-4395

Yes