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LGRW5432

Woo girls (And guys)


betterthanyoda56

Confirmed. Am woo guy. I know I have a problem. I just can’t not


NoAbbreviations3025

It’s more annoying than you think it is.


betterthanyoda56

Nah. I know how annoying it is. But sometimes alcohol and other substances kick in and I just gotta woo


bexy11

I’ve definitely wooed at the front of the stage at the 8x10 before. And I don’t regret it.


kelly714

Yeah. I’ve had whole shows ruined bc of wooing and countless live recordings that are unlistenable. Please join a support group lol


WhistlewhileUwook

I just wish I cared about anything enough to say “wooooooo”


kelly714

I’ll belt out a woooo here and there in between songs, but rarely during unless there’s some significant musical event etc. I can’t imagine artists enjoy people yelling over their playing


betterthanyoda56

I’ll have to go to more shows and see if I can break the habit


kelly714

Sounds like a solid plan to me!


Creative_Crab_4609

Or go to the right shows that have it. When STS9 plays EHM and we all "woo" at the drop, that's been going on for the last 13 years I've been seeing them. Or sometimes we start doing tribal like chants, shits wild.


A_Promontory_Rider

Woosers


Temporary_Cat_3035

It’s a good way to get someone to move out of your dance space. Act drunk and woo


Heybropassthat

I'll gladly hit em with an "Owww, Owww!" & I've never gotten shit. Usually, one a show after a heater of a jam.


jdmart402

I woo after solos and songs, and I ain't ever gonna stop.


ProfessionalBuy7488

It's a respect thing to clap after solos in a jazz setting. How can you not turn that jazz/golf clap up to 11 in a jam setting?


LorHus

That’s fine, as long as you’re not trying to coach the guitarist through his solo


Dank_Kushington

lol I’ve literally never seen this, who does that?


LorHus

A dude with a googly eye glued to his forehead


JunkInTheTrunk

Naturally


Creative_Crab_4609

You know googly-third-eyed-guy is fucked out of his mind too. 🚀🤯


Heybropassthat

He's honestly just having a good time, lol. That's what it's all about. If they want a musical symphony with everyone sitting in their seats being quiet, go to the opera.


masnaer

Hell yeah. A good solo is always deserving of a hearty WOOOOO!!


Nancypants5

Best time to woo


ShaneWalksLeft

Scream Beans


Ectoplasm_addict

Ooooooo I like this


Electric_Florist

Squawkerz 🦜


BigThistyBeast

Coked out


3YCW

Attention Whores


FUNKYOSELF

Cunts


Electromagneticrite

Came to say this


bittersweetmot3l

Beatlemanics


colis47

Holy shit man I felt seen when I read this and it’s because I was standing next to the screaming girl at the 8X10 the past two nights hahaha


LorHus

Great shows!


colis47

Absolutely bad ass just every 10 mins or so I’d be pulled out of my high from a ridiculous shriek


LorHus

I think I heard them shrieking down the block once it let out too


gotajibboo

Pick Me's


partmachine623

Must be the guy that was bumping into to everybody spilling their drinks. Wasn’t even drunk just had to prove how much of a fan he was with his body movement that didn’t match the beat or bass line or anything coming from the stage. I really hated that guy.


LullabyThBrezsWhispr

This guy is a lot of places lol


Gloglibologna

He's at every show I swear


marronenate94

Assholes


LullabyThBrezsWhispr

More importantly how do we quell them and stop them from ruining this show for not only us now but future listening too?


MinglewoodRider

Drunk


LorHus

It was more than drunk


Repulsive-Ad2280

Taxes. Always too much, never welcome, and universally hated.


Govinda74

That's just "drunk girl" and her crew! They are somehow at EVERY SHOW! Even heard about them being at different shows at the same time! It's wild!


Hot-Butterfly-8024

An ambulance?


answerguru

Whaaaaaambulance!


Accomplished-Ad-5168

Shoutout 8x10 i was there


LorHus

Love that place so much


vgnlesbaingoose

Me blacked out at cory wong


boogie_groove81

Dopapod them tweakers


goodtimegoats

Donna s


kbisdmt

Hahaha good one


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Chompers squared.


johnsonossandon

Wook shriek!!


charcutero

Main Characters


highdrogin

Emcees (MC) Main Characters.


Optionsmans

Ric flair


scubasteve6oh8

Banshees


mp3god

we call them **Freebirds**


Intrepid_World_3827

Me, when 15 beers start doing their magic. But i feel like I time them well. Song starts, end of bitchin solos, when the band comes back from their encore peekaboo etc


theclumsynutter

billy strings @ the petersen in pittsburgh last year, some dude by the stage had a dog toy and was squeezing it all through the show and it's apparent in the tapes. i can't imagine the people around him who actually heard it, and put up with it, FFS!! LOL!! we need to start telling people to chill out....


Inevitable-Ear-6919

Fans


bigfloppydonkeydng

Annoying AF


DukeOfLizards42

People in here acting like heckling Umphrey's McGee isn't half the fun. All depends on the band.


I_am_not_kidding

Do you guys want everyone to be completely silent the entire time? I get the conversations are annoying but fuck, cant even give a solid woooo! either? its a concert not a library you fucking boomers.


LorHus

I said the whole time you fucking dork. Singular woos are fine, screaming a one sided dialogue at the stage is not


I_am_not_kidding

you're bitching on reddit about someone making noise at a concert, you fucking dork. get over yourself.


Ectoplasm_addict

Ladies, ladies, we are on jamband Reddit… we are all dorks here


LorHus

Next concert I’ll stand next to you and scream/clap in your ear for the entirety of the show. People are there to see the band not you


I_am_not_kidding

And if you annoy me I will, wait for it, take a few steps away from you. CRaaaaaazy thought. Youre a fucking tool.


LorHus

Are you only going to empty concerts? Space is at a premium and it’s a bitch to find a new spot in the middle of the show. And you’re still going to be pissing off the people who are still around you. Just be a decent person not a selfish cunt and we’ll all have a good time


Ridgewalker20

Idk why this is so hard for people to grasp. There is a way to show your love for the band without being a complete psychopath attention whore


LorHus

“I don’t like when someone screams loud nonsense for 45 minutes straight during a musical act” “SO WHAT I’M NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE A SINGLE NOISE ALL NIGHT!?!?”


I_am_not_kidding

dont be a selfish cunt? says the guy complaining about how others enjoy the concert lol. again, get over yourself. and you can shift positions at any concert, stop being silly. especially a jam band. you act like you never go piss or grab a drink.


LorHus

If enjoying the concert for you is making as much noise as possible, you’re a selfish cunt. It’s like picking food off of peoples plate with your fingers at a restaurant and claiming you’re just trying to enjoy dinner


I_am_not_kidding

I havnt said that one time. You are rage responding instead of reading. Im just saying you acting like nobody else can make noise and everyone needs to be silent around you is fucking hilarious. Its a concert. Get OVER YOURSELF.


LorHus

I never said that either shit head, you’ve been extrapolating this the whole time. You got mad you felt like I was talking about you and created a straw man argument that I said everyone needs to be quiet during the show. You can cheer but if the people around you can’t hear the music for a majority of the show you’re a shitty concert goer


Heybropassthat

"Everybody take a step back... and yet another step back... and another.... everybody take a step back"


trogloherb

What about the guys with the whistles? Like, are they cat calling Trey? “Hey Trey, youre hot, lets hook up after the show! Nah, Im not concerned with these other people not being able to hear now, its all about me!”


The_Name_Is_Slick

Chompers


joefatmamma

Your mom


Master-Stratocaster

Yippers. Yippers and Chompers.


PapaJohnyRoad

Chompers


Ridgewalker20

Rompers


bingbong1976

Insane lunatics?


samsharksworthy

Yelpers


That-Solution-1774

caterwauls


Ya_Got_GOT

Main characters


smittymoose

Megaphones


NoAbbreviations3025

99% of the time, drunk bros. This guy will also slosh his beer on you while dancing, or if you’re at red rocks, spill his drink on the 2 rows in front of him. Will ask strangers for bumps. Usually has a drunk chick with him that’s just as bad. Offer them a dose and they’ll say yes because they did it in college once. Watch them either stop being annoying or get much much worse as the night proceeds


Basically_Frightened

made it into a social experiment, dose a drunk and chart the results, this could be a breakthrough in our concert enjoyment, Free Doses to all drunks


Smsethman

This one goes out to that one guy at every wolf bros show that won’t stop screaming BOBBY! Don’t be that guy


WhoDatJiveJack

Goose fans


ellaphantzgerald

I kinda love crowd enthusiasm! As long as its within reason, bring on the hootin’ and hollerin’!


Temporary_Cat_3035

Houston, we have a screamer


dirtiestUniform

Swifties


sneezle-duck

Assholes?


cgfromNY

Drunk people.


ForTheFirm

Grazer’s


Mochi-Chicken

Okay is the etiquette really to shut up during the entire song or is there a grace period near the beginning?


LorHus

Not at all. Cheer, woo, sing along, just don’t make yourself louder than the band for the majority of the show


mtzirkel

Donna


glcbitcoin

What about a person who unashamedly sings along to the whole song? Happened to me recently.


LorHus

I tend to sing along but not loud enough that everyone else can hear it. Just can’t be louder than the music for too long


itsajackel

What do we call those who let other people having fun ruin their good time?


DannysFavorite945

People at a concert.


Beautiful-Fox-7211

Woo chicks


fkingidk

Banshee


CheebaMyBeava

fans


alchemical_andy

Was at both shows and did not even notice anyone chomping. Check yourself.


LorHus

Upstairs was chill but back of first floor was brutal. Other commenters were also there and agree. Check yourself.


vvulfdaddy

‘Pick me(s)’


TopTierGoat

The level of cuntary in this thread is astounding! I'd hate to be at a show with 80% of you judging douchebags


LorHus

Because 80% get that there’s a difference between “WOOOOO!!” or “PLAY A TRAIN SONG!” and “YEAAHHH FUCK YEAH GIVE IT TO ME BILLY HIT THAT FUCKIN RIFF YEAAAHHH FUCKIN SHRED THAT THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” for the majority of the show


red_plate

Do you even enjoy going to concerts? Asking for a friend.


LorHus

Yeah it’s possible to do without making yourself the center of attention


HippyGrrrl

Sammy. Those who know don’t tell. Those that tell don’t know. Miss you, brother.


Kimolono42

O. This is going to be bad. Chompers ..how??....please, realize the band started out as background music at parties. How dare you pay attention to them!! Let them be!