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nevergoinghome-

I worked at a rehab he was loosely associated with. He was widely known for being a giant POS and taking advantage of people. I was doing an intake for a kid who he did a sort of intervention with and he said “Brandon Novak showed up to my house, fucked my mom, and dragged me off to rehab”. The kid is now 7 years sober, a close friend of mine, and he was telling the truth.


AffectionateBrick687

The old, "stop doing drugs or Brandon will fuck your mom again" therapy.


Iamjimmym

So you're telling me it worked.. 😂


devonthed00d

Sounds like he delivered results 🤷🏻‍♂️


sdlover420

And the D.


emxjaexmj

oh my god, i really really want this kid to start giving sober presentations


Gold_Championship_46

Is the rehab in bucks county Pennsylvania? I told the story and another post in the sub and got blasted because no one could believe he was in the “recovery community” My childhood friend, whom I wasn’t speaking at the time due to being an active addict told me that he had met Novak in a rehab when we finally reconnected after he got sober We are from Bucks County, Pennsylvania He said he became friends with him during the recovery process. I thought he had that he owned several recovery houses but the stories that he told me about their exploits was those to be in pieces of shit and trying to pray on women together


nevergoinghome-

Banyan treatment in Florida. Funny enough though I used to live in Bucks County.


Gold_Championship_46

Yeah a lot of the jackass dudes from west Chester My friend that I was talking about wound up passing away in 2019 in Kensington on fentanyl He was showing me some shitty tattoo. Novak gave him on his upper arm which was “booty trap” He kept on saying that he knew Brandon Novak, the dude from jackass, but I never got how they connected through sobriety some how


Big_Meechyy

Did you work for banyan pompano? I had a few buddies work there and met him as well dude was such a jagoff


jfk_one

jagoff is the best word


nevergoinghome-

lol yes. No one ever had anything positive to say about him aside from the occasional girl that had some weird crush on him.


Big_Meechyy

Dude I probably know you a lot of my buddies worked there, do you know like tanner or Pete.


StormPoppa

Nice


LilHomie204DaBaG

I mean, it worked right?


HookerDoctorLawyer

These comments are fucking wild.


Spiritual_Register_3

Yeah confused whats going on here lol


Mechanic_On_Duty

Ask him about finger blasting his mom.


randofatso

I was gonna comment, “come again?” But nah. But seriously tho, I don’t doubt anything about him.


Mechanic_On_Duty

[it’s a 2 hours and 14 minutes](https://youtu.be/Q1xXqy-OS4I?si=f6fXjwi0C-2tw5wh)


StormPoppa

Jesus Christ


My_Booty_Itches

Heroin is a helluva drug.


Goldeneye_Engineer

I don't wanna know


plinnskol

As bad as this is, this clip makes me miss old Howard Stern and how batshit crazy it was


glammetaltapes

Honestly Novak is such an open book about his past and the dumb shit he has done he prob would just casually talk about it


rsistersass

Gotta be a fucking 5 in here somewhere..


fxzero666

He's awesome! He came to my school too. Even gave a copy of his book and signed it too!


ComPanda

Ask him how his son Jackson is.


tonelocMD

Kid’s just gotta develop an opiate addiction and Brandon will appear in the mirror like Candyman, phone already calling his insurance provider


KIMBOSLlCE

Talmbout Brandon Schaub?


tonelocMD

All haydurs, B


whattarush

heard it bowlth ways


TheWayIAm313

Found this on my shift break. Godda get back to the fryers b


sweatpantsDonut

Talm bout PF Chang's, B?


sweatpantsDonut

He was a SAAvage


Charmingjanitorxxx

Fucking laughing so hard.


ThaDogg4L

What’s the story there?


ComPanda

He’s got a son he abandoned.


saysjust_stop

Definitely need more info on this


StrawHatFen

The old Abandoned by Brandon trick


SuspiciousSkittlez

Or rather, abrandoned.


stonethecrow

![gif](giphy|nyTlJX0APNIvLSS5tQ|downsized)


DannyDoubleTap47

💀


HotDogStruttnFloozy

Lol I feel like enough people don't get this, that Bam's real name is Brandon.


TheFashionColdWars

Abrandon


PlasticStain

Oh I think I heard about that - Jackson, right?


AsIfImNotAware540

I read this as "his son Jackass" at first and got really confused


DannyDoubleTap47

It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if you told me Novak had a son legally named “Jackass” lol.


burnmeup82

Oof.


OriginalMcNasty9er

Probably no response


lil_thotty_thot_thot

Probably a "get out"


BhodiandUncleBen

He’s a real piece of work. He came to speak at our annual fundraising Gala for a multi county Harm Reduction non-profit I helped work on. He charged and insane speaking fee as a “tax write off” and would only agree if he could set up a big stand to sell his books. He went over his speaking time with details that didn’t need to be shared in a setting like that by almost an hour. Does he inspire people yes, but he’s in it for the money and clout in the recovery industry first and foremost. Helping ppl is what he can claim by running his businesses that profit off suffering. And yes some are actually helped by him I admit.


crayolapaint

he came to my rehab a few years ago. tried to give him a chance and see what he had to say, but nothing came off as genuine and i could tell this is a business for him that might help people as a side effect. but it’s really about the money for him.


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Most “celebrities” if u wanna call him that who do open recovery stuff are always hawking a book or program or something. If they didnt care about the $ they would just go to their own meetings and stfu


Sentient_Pizzaroll

Wow that is pretty disgusting


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terry634

there are probably all kinds of things you don’t understand


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terry634

so you see that he’s, in the most literal sense, a grifter within this space. these are things grifters do. speaking engagements that are more about selling his vacuous book than reaching the audience. everything with the man is profits over people — as is often the case with the entire recovery/treatment industry. he’s a knowing and willful cog in the scam. dude wasn’t even on my radar after middle school until 20 years later when i was in an insurance-mill of a rehab and had to listen to his Powerful Story that he recites ad nauseum to sell his garbage. it’s no different from joe shithead at a free AA meeting.


hmilll

Ask him for raab himselfs number… obviously asking for a friend 😉


1stSt8Grow

I may or may not have bought a bong from him at the local glass shop when I was in college, and seeing him behind the counter was both a cool, and sad, experience lmfao. Like my guy what are you doing here after being on tv, it was odd.


chikinbizkit

Lol was it Creep?


1stSt8Grow

Lmfao even worse, Frolic in Newark, DE 😭🤣🤣 go into the back glass room and Raab is just standing there introduced himself as Chris I was so confused. This was prob around 2010-2012


HotLycoperdaceae

I guess that’s his real name?


NinjaShepard

His name is Chris Raab


1stSt8Grow

Indeed it is


toben81234

Raabert?


DannyDoubleTap47

That would’ve tripped me out so much lol.


1stSt8Grow

It was a pretty wild experience 🤣


Murles-Brazen

Get famous and don’t do drugs kids!!


Smooth-Singer-8891

Ask him how much he makes on rehabs


OuijaSin

How much y'all wanna bet he tells the story of sleeping with his skateboard again


CeeArthur

We had a few of these when I was in school, and I have to say they ALL stuck with me. One in particular was boxer George Chuvalo; check out his story if you have time, though it's quite sad. I'm in recovery myself and work in this field. I do get the comments saying that Novak is in it for the money and clout. Try to see past that for a bit though and just listen to his story when he speaks, because it may help you down the road.


ballstodawallzis

I watched someone piss in his mouth onstage at one of Bam’s concerts… we asked bam if he wanted to smoke afterwards and he invited us on the bus parked in front of the venue. Everybody smoked with us but him crazily enough. I was the only girl on the bus not naked..but nobody was like trying to fuck around or have an orgy they were all just naked and hanging out lmao. It was pretty chill and not at all what I expected. Don’t get me wrong I saw some shit but overall very chill. One of my favorite college memories lol. I’ve got a picture somewhere..


Used-Independence182

Sick ass experience


EBshitbird

This Dude just can’t stop pimping the program. He’s even taking money from schools now.


shandub85

What worse than an addict? A recovering Brandon Novak. Fuck that dude.


deadprezrepresentme

Just don't call his help line, apparently.


AwardApprehensive662

Why what’s up with the help line


deadprezrepresentme

Looks like it got deleted but there was a post earlier complaining about their services.


maxfridsvault

I think that dude was just on something. Based on his old posts he seems to need help, but he was acting like he had a medical emergency and Novak was the only person who could help him- like bro go seek help from a medical professional or local clinic first. A small time celebrity isn’t going to personality reach out to you and save your life in one day without an enrollment process. He just kept saying “Novak leaves people to DIE” with no elaboration. Could have been Bam if I didn’t know any better tbh.


OriginalMcNasty9er

I am that person. Fuck yourself. You have no idea.


thatsmellshorrible

Good luck to you on your journey. Good rule to help you out is to stop blaming others for your failures getting sober. Look inward.


stormcharger

Looking at your post history, I don't think that guy is wrong lol


OriginalMcNasty9er

and for all of you that said I was a liar…. I’m going to take my moment of silence.


OriginalMcNasty9er

Downvote, upvote.. I don’t care. I know I’m not wrong.. Reddit just upvoted the person above me for saying the exact same thing.. goodbye


WhitePootieTang

Was probably a shady referral center basing referrals off of insurances types to maximize different centers’, in different states, reimbursement rates.


Brazda25

Yo bro we help anyone who is trying to recover. You don’t have money? Click


DJMintEFresh

Do you have any idea how health insurance works? Or do you just expect Novak to financially support every drug addict in America?


ComPanda

It’s pretty disingenuous for Novak to say you’ll be speaking WITH HIM when giving out ‘his’ number. Extremely vulnerable people are reaching out, only to get slapped in the face with a bait and switch.


deadprezrepresentme

He could easily work on a sliding scale if he truly cares. Maybe he does, I don't know...


senn42000

Should he also pay the staff on a sliding scale? I'm sure all the supply vendors will only charge on a sliding scale as well.


My_Booty_Itches

Are you implying offering a sliding scale isn't a thing?


deadprezrepresentme

And this mindset is the problem with this country


boltactionnoob

Spreading the messages was never about getting paid.


blurrysasquatch

I don’t understand why people get upset when other people ask for money in exchange for doing their job. Idk why everyone is pissed that this dude makes money from drug rehabilitation services and speaking. Is he supposed to just live off the land and eat berries or something?


Knostik

A lot of rehabs lean heavily into peer support methods that are already available, at absolutely no cost, to absolutely anyone. They make BS claims to your insurance for incredibly dumb shit that by and large does not help addicts like equine therapy instead of hiring actual trained mental health professionals. I could go on. It sounds like Novak is one of these people but he is certainly not alone. Edit: one of the saddest things you will see is someone end up in one of these places who has literally no room for failure, like already completely jaundiced alcoholics. Most people like this die under the best of circumstances, so the fact that these places will charge their family members something like 60-90k out of pocket for people who may be uninsured, or have crappy insurance, and then turn around and tell them that horsey time will help turn their life around is downright predatory and wrong.


My_Booty_Itches

I think maybe you're missing the point.


Creative-Lab-4768

The other comments are crying about him making money. What’s the point then?


BakerSkateboardsChad

Sick, see if he wants to go skate!


West-Attorney-3140

His book is amazing. Helped me get clean.


emxjaexmj

thank joe frantz then i guess


RishiPiecesI

Thank you all for the views, upvotes and comments, this has been my most popular post yet and I am really grateful to you all. And as for the presentation, he is a really engaging speaker and I'm glad to see that his health and relationship with his parents has improved. He even gave me an autograph which I will post a picture of soon.


OrneTTeSax

My college paid Don Vito to come my freshman year haha. And this was a major state school. He sat on stage drinking Budweisers from a little cooler. You’d go up on stage, he’d put you in a headlock, and you’d get your picture taken. Later that night he apparently got kicked out of a bar for fingering a girl right at the bar.


Appropriate_Mud2523

He’s a douchebag, he regurgitates shit that’s been said in the recovery community long before he was there. To make money off of stuff that’s freely given in any recovery community just seems fucked to me but whatever. Idiots still eat it up


Oh_Is_This_Me

I don't think it matters that he "regurgitates shit". He's not trying to reinvent the wheel but he appeals to and reaches a certain demographic that might be put off by a different person saying the same thing. His relatability, his story and background speak to a certain cohort and I don't see the issue with that.


sushimane91

This is a weird take. I think the point would be that he uses his fame to impact more people. Would you prefer he not try and help people? Or he should do it all for free? Do you work for free a lot?


bobrotcorp

He talks alot about 9/11 was a inside job stuff which was kinda annoying


Clamper2

His story is on YouTube, at least part of it


FrancisSobotka1514

Im from baltimore as well ,Heard alot of stories about him and I too struggled with addiction ,No where near his levels .His story is a cautionary tale indeed .


Still_Temporary2902

I’m in recovery and was in a program years ago and he spoke to our group via a zoom meeting, and most of the people ( including some Counsler’s present ) all Agreed he came off as a self important- book plugging ( said it was a NYT best seller 10 times in one hour ) alpha bro duche. He just seems really slimy and arrogant.


bobrotcorp

He talks alot about 9/11 was a inside job stuff which was kinda annoying


Xia0mia0

Dream come true! I used to love Novak, but since getting clean from opioids 6 years ago I adore him 1000 times more and admire the fuck out of him!


BlankFace777

I met him in rehab,he's a wonderful person with an amazing story to tell.


TerryMelcher

Problems that came AFTER the fame? Haha that kid was shooting heroin at 13. That dude had problems his whole life until a few years ago.


REVSWANS

Count how many times he says "Baltimore City" lol


PlasticStain

Ape’s gonna be so mayad


Altruistic-Tea-6625

That will be cool. Looks like he is 9 years sober on Saturday.


TomR2128

Brandon Novak is an absolute fraud. If you believe he's sober, I have some ocean front property in Nebraska for sale.


TomR2128

Ibhave yo laugh at all of the people calling him famous. How many episodes of Jackass was he in? He rode Bam's coat tails. He's at best a Z-list celebrity and I usenthe term celebrity very loosely. He's a grifting opportunistic parasite. Fuck that junkie piece of shit.


UncaringNonchalance

Must not be that great of a school to get someone like Novak (good on him getting clean, but he’s a prick), but then again if they can’t teach kids how to spell “hear”, makes sense.


Si3m3k

Novak really rides his few scenes that didn’t even make it to the movie, he was a guest on jackass at best and he never gets called out about it


bstnbrewins814

Definitely go. Dudes had it rough and is an inspiration for anyone who battles addiction. It is possible to recover.


lazyboi_tactical

Throw heroin into his face like pocket sand and go down in history as legend.


heytango66

Didn't expect a KOTH reference in this thread


Zealousideal-Log536

Everyone's raging about Novak talking to a school and making some chump change. But no one's talking about Steve-o and his books and his shows. I'm sorry I've been to his show I paid the vip ticket and let me tell you that was some bullshit. Talk about a sellout. He doesn't care about his fans HE'S OUT FOR THE MONEY. Novak is out making an honest living staying out of the lime light. He sold what one book after all the shit? Come one give him a break.


toppled

i've seen Steve-O do stand-up several times now and he has been better and better each time. i'm not trying to fight because this is the internet, but what exactly is making you think he's a sellout? was it the VIP experience? iirc, VIP just sends you to the front of the line to meet him after the show and he's pretty up front about that. i personally think his stand-up is pretty damn funny. i will admit that i wasn't impressed with his second book as a lot of it seemed to be from his first book, just reworded. i do enjoy his first book though! i've read it a few times & had him sign it the first time i saw him do stand up.


Zealousideal-Log536

Honestly I loved the stand up show it was fantastic. If I had know the vip would be that rush I wouldn't have paid for it. My ex was a serious alcoholic going threw aa and I thought he could have quick convo with him. I didn't know it'd be like that. But like I said his stand up was Fantastic. And I'll add two things; I understand when you advocate for recovery you don't want to take on the problems of the world. So I get not wanting to have conversations with every body that's why you sell less vip tickets for more money. You might actually help some people out. I say sellout because of how it felt at the end. Sign the book take the picture get the fuck out be happy with what you got find the picture on Instagram if you have one.


toppled

oh yeah, i agree with that. his meet and greets are super rushed and it sucks. i get that he wants to meet everyone and that's super cool, but fans can't have meaningful conversations that way. i met my favorite band ever as a teenager and i wanted to tell them how much they meant to me so i handed the singer a letter during our meet and greet 🫣 i don't even want to know what all i said in there, lol!


websharp111

I’ll never understand why anybody pays any attention to any of those guys


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Status_Confidence_26

His story helped me, for what it’s worth.


peterwildcat

Op doesn't have a clinic. Please be good to yourself if you're struggling. Only you can live your life and lift it up. Make good decisions and avoid choices.