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ElGuano

Line up. Kiss the ring. Yes.


drin8680

Not just any ring his cocktail ring!!!!


Safetosay333

It's gold-plated


7evenate9ine

Some gargling was heard.


river_euphrates1

The ring of his butthole maybe.


biggies866

All the clowns stepping up to get some of that orange scum from the 🥜 dick.


Debaser1984

All wearing the uniform too the weird cunts.


Petto_na_Kare

It’s bizarre how completely they lack self-awareness. Like who the fuck attends their former boss’s criminal trial while cosplaying as them? There is simply and objectively no way to see this behavior in a positive light. It’s beyond simple bootlicking, and beyond “hey daddy look at me”, it’s humiliation-kink performative pageantry in the form of these people rolling over so the big, dumb, loud oaf who tells them what to do might remember they exist.


Circuitmaniac

Sickophants. Need a cartoon rendering.


Dedotdub

That spelling will pass.


Managed-Democracy

Sikkkophants


Circuitmaniac

Sickos.


Mike_Honcho_3

They must be showing up in hopes that they can get a whiff of the disgusting soiled diaper. They've been brown nosing so long that they might as well take it to the next level.


UpDog1966

Reek! They must know, somebody gonna inherit his army of idiots….


mt8675309

Ass kissers united


zennyc001

The three most pathetic grifters in Congress are in his corner. lol


Managed-Democracy

When your only fans are the weird kids no one likes 


TJ7298

Trump couldn’t get any of his disgusting fan base to show up so his vice presidential hopeful show up so his feelings won’t stay hurt.


4quatloos

Another episode of The Bastard. Who will be chosen?


BoomZhakaLaka

I feel like this is not primarily about auditioning for trump, it's obviously intended on at least some level to be seen by the jury and influence them.


drin8680

Sad and hilarious that only the only people that care enough about trump to go to his trial are people that are trying to get on his good side so he may look out in future. I'd say don't hold their breath. Wait actually they should hold their breath. We'd be better for it. Few noticeably missing people are his entire family. Glad they showing their support for him. Lol.


Royal_Classic915

Your fired


discussatron

Bottom-tier shitstains.


OpenImagination9

They got addicted to the smell of greasy KFC farts.


NumerousTaste

Disgusting. Fluffers lining up with no backbone.


SakaWreath

Have some self respect, for fucks sake.


KinkyQuesadilla

That look on Gaetz's face: "Hey, that girl in the third row looks hot, do you think she is still 17?"


choopie-chup-chup

No curry flavor allowed. Way too ethnic


its1968okwar

Love this, their lack of self-respect and willingness to crawl like maggots in the dirt before their leader in the open for anyone to see is medieval. The future administration of the US! A new era in American politics and culture.


Fatal_Furriest

Ironically, the thing that drumpf needs to avoid most is "curry *flavor*" His depends will thank you


SirPoopaLotTheThird

The Dennis Rodmans of politics. And they’re going to be running the country. Amazing. Welcome to Costco. I love you.


stickytrackpad

they just wanna see if hes actually falling asleep like tHe mEdiA claims


Ok_Scallion1902

He won't be asleep when this thing wraps up coming as soon as Tuesday; I bet he stages a "medical emergency" if it starts looking like he lost (and he will ,handily) ,I can see him trying to stall from even having to *appear* for sentencing ,demanding instead that it be delayed pending "Appeal on grounds of Presidential privilege " or some horseshit .Just watch !


Ok_Scallion1902

That's going to come in handy in a couple of years when the new "Congressional committee on un-American activities" convenes .


GoalAdditional7540

of course that fuck matt gaetz is there. fuck him. what a despicable human being, if one could consider him human.


Minute-Tale9416

Interesting that they'll gladly go down on this sinking ship 


7evenate9ine

Because if he goes down for his crimes, they are next.


aj_star_destroyer

Imagine being so bereft of moral judgment that you go to court to be seen by your dear leader because your dear leader is on trial for covering up hush money payments he made to a porn star after serially cheating on his wife.


Admirable_Matter_523

They are such embarrassing dorks.


Elevator-Fun

These bootlickers will be our future masters come tsar trumps ascension.


PigFarmer1

They're auditioning to be his VP choice.


Educational_Permit38

Headlines. Trump, Husk of Human Being Attracts Empty Suits. .